>nothing at home >empty fridge >feeling weak >find

>explosive diarrhea all over your car seats on the way home

>>15356229
>his car turns into a literal shitbox

>>15356217
>>drink some of what your car also consumes
Own a Crown Vic, have to drink transmissions.

>>15356255
>he bought a CV

KEK I bet he has a beard and wears glasses too, or a skeletron

>>15356263
/o/ said they were good reliable and cheap.

>>15356255
we know you swallow trannys bro

>>15356270
/o/ says anything red is god machine
Should have bought a mercury marauder is you wanted a panther since the engine can actually breathe.

Get a 5 speed swap. It's actually not too difficult.

>>15356271
What do you expect he owns a domestic.

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>nothing at home
>empty fridge
>feeling weak

>find oats
>eat some of what your hoers also consumes

>suddenly energetic again
>feeding some to the hors, too
>both energetic enough to go to the mall

be one with your whorse

>>15356281
>red
Fuck you autocorrect
Rwd

>>15356217
Fuck me, there's some losers on this board.

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>>15356270

>>15356307

marauder > fucktoria

>>15356290
What is the horse of the car world

>>15359050
a motorcycle

>>15356771
marauder still isn't that fast, 0-60 in 7 seconds IIRC

>>15359050
A horse

>>15356217
Did your stomach go BRAP?

>>15359210
this

>>15359302
Felt comfy on the toilet a few hours later but wasn't in a hurry, nor was it a quickshit. Just smoother than normal, that's all.

>>15359262
It clearly says 0-60 in 5.2 seconds.

>>15356217
In medieval times, some people did drink oil for energy and sustenance. Even today, some people in italy drink small cups of olive oil with their lunchtime meal as mentioned in a book about olive oil fraud.

Olive Oil Fraud (dilution by other cheap oils)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra_Virginity

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>>15359050
The horse car, obviously

>>15359302
If he led a hose from his asshole to his mouth and inhaled the explosive diarrhea, would that count as turbocharging?

>>15356229
>Not eating berry pudding before a long drive

>>15362607
comfy

>>15362607
>looking at a round mare butt all day

>>15362611
Direct exhaust injection

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>>15363468

>>15356290
Why is it so fluffy

>>15362607
There's no carrot dangling in front of this one horsepower car.

>>15356281
>overpaying out the asshole for a Marauder

Fucking why

>5 speed swap

fucking WHY

way to totally miss the point of panther cars you retard

>>15364880
because it's in hypermiling mode