who /mischief/ here ? >buy land cruiser >put lx450

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>>15277158
>buy frs
>but brz badges on it

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>>15277162
>upgrade to greddy exhaust
>ruin all the welds so it looks like some redneck fartcan abomination

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>>15277158
>fix oil leak
>shift oil pan around so i still leave stains everywhere

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>buy a Miata
>LS swap it
>then swap it back to stock before anyone sees it

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>>15277176
>do heater hose bypass
>spray salt water allover new clamps

>don't own a car
>regularly give out advice on /o/

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>>15277181
>weld ls headers on stock miata block

>pay sticker price

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>buy a brz
>put sti stickers on it

>>15277170
>greddy exhaust
>upgrade

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>>15277158

>fuck with cheap old car
>shitpost on /o/
>nobody knows what a SHO is

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>>15277183
>get rock sliders professionally installed
>go home and reweld all the shops welds so they look like total ass
>post on instagram about shotty workmanship

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>buy stock Frs
>First "Mod" is Anime Stickers

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>>15277200
>buy new 35" mud tires
>only drive them on the road

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>go to random parking lot at 3am to change oil
>just let it drain all over the ground

I push my truck 10ft away after it's drained so i don't have to lay in oil when i get back under it.

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>>15277227
>buy an atv
>put pilot super sports on it
>drive it to the gas station
>buy eggs
>leave

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>>15277236
>buy an rtt
>only use it on the side of the road for when im too drunk to drive home

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>>15277256
>get a bunch of extra jerry cans
>only use the fuel for lighting my shits on fire in the woods

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>dd a suped up econobox that i like to tell myself is fast

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>>15277271
>pull up to my wife's sons house
>make loud "PUBWUBWUBWUBWUB" sounds with my mouth while sitting im the drive way so it sounds like my car is fast

>>15277229
youre an actual piece of shit

>buy a civic
>put type R badges on it

>buy Corvette
>NA Miata engine swap

>>15277236
What the fuck? Gas stations in America sell eggs?
I...
I think I need to move.

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>buy a holden
>put chevy badges on it

>>15277313
Some of them do.

>>15277313
They're like convenience stores that sell gas

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>mom asks if I checked the oil in her car
>tell her yes
>didn't really check it

>>15277323
>>15277324
I have an extreme boner

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>>15277289
Whatcha gonna do about it.

>>15277181
oh you!

>>15277313

Some gas stations in America are basically little malls that sell food, clothing, and car parts.

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>>15277158
>selling car
>say its modded
>it isn't

>>15277313
>not realizing that in the greatest country in the world 90% of the stores sell eggs
you have to go back

>>15277236
im crying
thanks anon
genuinely one of the funniest posts ive seen on /o/

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>>15277358
>post pictures of engine bay
>that i got from a forum

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>Buy 8th Gen Impala
>Install Nissan Skyline wing
>stick GT-R badge on

>buy Saab 9-2x
>put impreza badges on it.
>put subieflow stickers on it.

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>>15277643
no one other than supreme memelord would actually do this, right?
>tfw you suspect that there are people who'd get fooled by it

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>>15277675
>not being a supreme memelord

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>>15277702

>>15277291
>Put red honda badges to LX civics

>>15277702
The G37 front bumper looks awesome anyway, why would someone do that? I've seen conversion kits for the Altima coupe but that G is an abomination.

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>lease m3
>put 318d badges on
>tell everyone its an m3

>buy good condition FWD econobox
>enjoy it

>>15277187
Ayy mate. I too.

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>>15277924

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>>15277924

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>buy Toyota Tundra
>only ever drive it in the desert

>>15277334
Lol look up pilot gas stations

>buy toyota corolla
>swap badges with a ford mustang

reaction image.jpg
>memes
>menes

>>15277158
>Tom Brady on meth
Insensitive of you to flaunt his disease.

>>15280185
>buy a Geo Metro
>swap badges with a Subaru Justy
>then go around telling everyone you own a Holden Barina with an USDM tyte LHD swap

>>15280151
devilish

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>drive an AE86
>debadge the GTS stickers and call it a corolla

>buy pontiac G5
>put cobalt badges on it

>drive a tahoe
>call it a suburban

>Go on /o/
>Shit post about a 150K nissan beating a 100k corvette
>Get ass mad when I post a Buggati beating a miata saying it doesn't count cause muh price difference

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>buy a Harbor Freight rolling tool chest
>replace US General badges with Snap On badges

>>15277313
>not living in a country where the gas stations sell eggs
Are you some sort of animalistic human, pretending to be a real person?

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>change oil in car
>pour old oil into the empty new oil jug
>return it

>>15281726
>Watching some nothing movie because I heard the chick from Gremlins strips there

>>15277170
>intentionally fuck welding
Its a Rauhwelt bro

>>15277199
V6, v8 or v6tt?

>>15280126
>>15280149
Dude wat

>>15281726
>have harbor freight side box
>put legitimate "custom made for anon anonson by Matco tools" logo on it

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>getting tailed on one lane road
>slow down to speed limit

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>buy low mileage car
>go to junkyard
>pull motor from same model
>swap motors
>sell car and motor separately

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>>15282258
>buy high mileage ancient shit box
>pull dash
>roll back odometer to 40k miles
>pay a nigger to detail it
>post on Craigslist as "barn find"

>>15277313
Recently we started selling "fresh" fruit as well

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Any combination of base model BMW + ///M
>>15282219
This is what everyone should do

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>always drive the speed limit, obey right of way laws, and generally treat everyone else on the road with courtesy and respect

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>>15282306
>use my turn signal

>>15280126
>>15280149
everytime.

>>15281809
>Fast Times at Ridgemont High
>nothing movie

stop posting anytime.

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Someone local put Cadillac badges on a lifted Suzuki Samurai. I'm only slightly butt tustled because he sullied the Samurai with fucking Caddy plastic.

>>15277313
Often times there's an AMPM or 7-11 or something attached.

>>15282268

>browse craigslist for classic cars, some came with 5-digit odometers
>faggots advertised them as "low mileage, only 35K on odometer"

>carry a bag of performance car badges
>stick them on people's cars
>laugh as people smoke them thinking they're racing against a type r, //M, AMG
he he... never gets old

>>15282306
>Drive the speed limit

Your speedometer is inaccurate in that it reads higher than you're actually going (liability issue). It varies as well, so you can't tell your exact speed without radar.

People that "drive the speed limit" tend to go 5 under it because of this.

>>15277158
>Buy a diesel car
>Run it on petrol

>>15282268
I know a guy that has a spare Honda cluster and swaps it into cheap Honda's so the stock one doesn't go up, he drives it for a couple years puts the stock one in and sells it for usually more then he paid for the car

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>>15277158
>buy is300
>put altezza badges on it

>>15282702
What fucked up country are you from.
My speedos are accurate. Verified by multiple radars.

>>15282825
cars speedos are mendated to read no more than 10% faster than what the actual speed is.

toyota is HORRIBle at this, every fucking car in the 90's read under the speed.

always why shitty toyota driver are driving slower than they should.