Why don't Americans like hatchbacks? My gf the other day

>>15250581
>listening to a woman about cars
Doing it wrong

>>15250581
what but suv are uglier

>>15250584
This

Also Millenials dilute the pool of car interest by buying pos sedans for strictly utilitarian reasons, not because they like to drive

Alot like how asians bring down the average penis size to 5 inches

>>15250581
I drive an eclipse. Its a hatchback and meme combo. Comfy though.

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>>15250594
>Alot like how asians bring down the average penis size to 5 inches

>tfw white and only 6 inches

>>15250608
It's okay anon packing a 7 inch has occasion to be inconvenient

>>15250591
agree, yet there are soccer moms on the road 24/7

kinda funny since most "SUV's" are just essentially lifted hatchbacks anyways.

I drive a hatchback and get compliments regularly desu senpai, you just hang around people with bad taste.

>>15250594
>people talk shit about anon's shitbox
>"t-t-the millenials!"
protip: you are a millenial too, unless you're gen Z which is worse

I don't drive a hatchback, but my dad does. He gets plenty of compliments from strangers on how it looks.

>>15251417
Lifted, bloated, heavier, less fuel efficient, topheavy, less safe,

>>15251449
idk if I'm in a collision with an SUV and a hatchback i'd rather be in the SUV

>>15250581
My little bro got a new Ferd Focus a couple years ago and I kept telling him to get the hatchback but he said it was ugly.

Shaking my damn head family

>>15250581

I'm an American, and I like hatchbacks. My Volt has a hatch and it makes for a huge opening.

>>15251443
Dude you know exactly what I mean by my use of the word "millenials", no need for a token defense there

>>15251455
just buy a hummer h1
then no truck can stop you

>>15251494
no I really don't. Is it something you cry about when people in your age group think your hobbies are stupid? Do you complain about """normies""" as well?

I'm sorry we can't all be as intelligent, cultured, and sophisticated as you Mr.Renaissance man

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>>15250608
>tfw barely 6 super bonepressed

>>15251499
Yeah but then he's stuck with picking motorbike remains out of his grill

There's a fine line between SUV and a paramilitary utility vehicle

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>>15250608
>>15250674
>>15251587
>tfw 7.5-8 inches
>tfw is pretty uncomfortable

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>people think wagons are ugly
>the same people cream themselves over these
Literally what the fuck senpai. At least wagons can handle since they're based on cars, there aren't any redeeming factors to these.

>>15250581
move to the northwest. we love hatchbacks and wagons

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>>15250608
>mfw 5

>>15251391
yeah but you know they're"safer"

>>15250608
6 is the right size thought

>>15252316
You can tow, have 6+ passengers and carry all of your shit.

>>15252276
>complaining about having a pornstar dick

I liked hatchbacks until I saw one up close
You think for being so ugly they'd have a lot of space in the back
Surprise! The back door opens up to reveal absolutely fucking nothing except seats for your wive's sons!

these cars are fucking useless