Jay Leno has heard you've been spreading rumours that he

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2016-06-09 01:07:06 Post No. 15229394
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:07:06 Post No. 15229394 [Report]

Jay Leno has heard you've been spreading rumours that he has a small dick, and naturally he's pretty pissed off.

He approaches you in a dark alley. He says he is going to gun you down on the spot unless you let him crush your shitbox and never mention his small cock ever again. He then goes on to say that you can buy yourself out of the shitbox crushing if you agree to let Scotty Kilmer move into your house for 6 months.

He continues by saying that Scotty will constantly be in your driveway revving up his engine, doing burnouts in the street, and be up till all hours in the morning recording his videos and answering questions for his viewers on stream. To make the deal sweeter Jay says he will buy you one of any car you like if you choose to let Scotty stay with you. Scotty will maintain this car for you for the duration he is at your home, but he will spit all over the interior and you can never sell this car.

Which path do you choose?

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:08:15 Post No.15229398
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>>15229394
weird, I read that in Jay's voice. with him speaking in the third person.

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:08:18 Post No.15229399
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:08:18 Post No.15229399 [Report]

>>15229394
i choose "op made his hypothetical scenario way too specific and autistic"

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:09:16 Post No.15229406
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:09:16 Post No.15229406 [Report]

>>15229394
>Which path do you choose?
seat covers

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:12:26 Post No.15229419
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:12:26 Post No.15229419 [Report]

>>15229394
Bike isn't on the road right now so go ahead and crush my Honda civic which I'll report stolen. Since it was crushed there's no way to find it and I get around 3x what I paid for it. I win and keep telling people Jay Leno has a small penis and keep a body cam on for the next time he threatens me and I get rich off it

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:14:36 Post No.15229432
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:14:36 Post No.15229432 [Report]

>>15229394
Id tell him that I'm pretty bulletproof

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:15:29 Post No.15229441
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:15:29 Post No.15229441 [Report]

>>15229432
do you have willwood brakes? I hear he uses them all the time in is garage.

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:20:49 Post No.15229462
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:20:49 Post No.15229462 [Report]

>>15229394
I'd deck Jay Leno.

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:26:38 Post No.15229482
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:26:38 Post No.15229482 [Report]

>>15229394
You may crush the city bus.

Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:46:00 Post No.15229588
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:46:00 Post No.15229588 [Report]

>>15229394
But why would I spread rumors about Jay Leno? He's like your cool car-loving uncle.

Inu 2016-06-09 01:48:34 Post No.15229598
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Inu 2016-06-09 01:48:34 Post No.15229598 [Report]

Oh my god first that autistic kid now this thread i camt stop laughing

Anonymous 2016-06-09 03:22:15 Post No.15230233
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 03:22:15 Post No.15230233 [Report]

>>15229598
autistic kid shitposting on /o/? link?

Anonymous 2016-06-09 03:23:11 Post No.15230241
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Anonymous 2016-06-09 03:23:11 Post No.15230241 [Report]

>>15230233
boards.4chan.org/o/

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