ITT: Things you're embarrassed to admit >I think stance

i like harleys

I liked the VW New Beetle

I don't know how to set up suspension properly. No idea how spring and damping rates affect handling, when anti-roll bars useful or not, etc. Most things I look up and understand but haven't even given the slightest effort into figuring out suspension.

I'm 24 1/2 and have never had a job.

Sometimes I fap to tomgirl yaoi and I justify it as being not gay since they look like girls.

>>15223568
I'm 27 and had never had a job or driven a car.

>>15223568
yeah that why you get air suspensions when parked they looked stanced as fuck and they are still usable

I actively seek out gay romance fanfiction to read due to a massive lack of actual published gay romance novels

>>15223666
checked

Yeah I suppose that's a valid point.

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I like all cars. Muscle, ricemobile, tracktoy, you name it. Even pic related. Automobiles truly are something special.

I drive an automatic, 4 door, in-line 4, FWD grocery getter, and I like to pretend I can go fast in it.

My dad works as manager for a car company and he get cars of that brand for me, but I don't like that brand, and those cars are shit. I wish I could sell the one I have and buy something different for the same money, but I know it is not possible. At least while I'm not paying a single cent por the car, insurance, taxes, or gas.

I've never changed my own oil
I've never had a girlfriend

...are the two related?

>>15223613

Also, I have social anxiety and anger management issues.

i'm a woman and i browse /o/

>>15224059
as long as you're browsing from the kitchen everything is okay

>>15224070
too hot now

need bbq for cooking

>>15224059
Lies. Women don't exist on the internet.

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I like stupid bodykits

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I have a cold air intake in my non vtec automatic Honda civic

>>15223568
I drive an automatic.

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>>15223568
I like Civic Si's. A lot. Especially clean 8th gens.

I don't do much of the work on my own car. Mostly easy stuff.

I still like my cars with a little rice.
Lip, skirts, hook etc.

>>15223710
Nah I'm the same way. People who only like X car, like pickups or RWD sports cars seem weird to me.

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I like my car's stock

I like the mini coopers yet I'm not a homosexual.

>>15223710
same here man I can appreciate almost any sort of vehicle

>>15224051
You're immature.
You've never been given responsibility so you've never grown up.
It's really that simple.
Once you get into a position where if you don't do it, no one will do it. You'll start to become an adult.
Until then your mom is just holding your back and enabling you to be a failure.

>>15223596
It takes a life time to figure out how to do it properly

I'd love to roll coal but I'm too much of a chicken regarding fucking up the paint and the coming yearly road worthiness inspections.

>>15224722
why does this not surprise me

I have a soft spot for pre-2003 minivans, especially the MCL10 (first generation) Sienna because it was the childhood family van.

I've never driven a car in my life and I go on this board every day.

I hate myself

>>15224758
Most train and plane enthusiasts have never "driven" those either.

>>15224621
Yeah same here. I can't stand it when something isn't original

>>15223568
>I very badly want to work on my car or any car for that matter but I have no one to teach me :^(
Someone from Minnesota save me, I'll be your wrench bitch for your project build. I can cook really good Tenessee friend chicken.

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>>15224901

I would teach you if you were interested in scrotaries...

...and also lived in Australia

>>15224659
>Once you get into a position where if you don't do it, no one will do it. You'll start to become an adult.

What do you mean?

>>15225741
Nigga it's not a hard concept. Being an adult is about being self reliant, being able to manage your affairs on your own.

>>15224059
It's funny, because you can admit this on /o/ and no one will ever believe you anyway, so you have nothing to lose by admitting it.

Well played.

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i like 70's cars and put up with them purely because of how cool they are to me. Im bordering on being a seventiesweeaboo despite never living the period

i like above average ground clearance

i have zero aspirations outside of my car. I only want a job that pays alright and nothing else. I dont care about degree's or higher education, just my car

I dont know how to make friends and wish to die like Kowalski. I feel like im a vessel for a higher meaning and showing this to other people, rather than live out an existence where i feel like i never fit in

I like to live frugally, and have the appearance of scruffyness. People call me a tightass but i really dont give a fuck about spending money on dumb shit

>>15223653
What do you do during the day? How?

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I like stealthy turbo hatchbacks, when my local car scene consists of straight-piped V8 utes, riced civics and preludes and hundreds of automatic 86's owned by 17 yr olds.

>>15225859
Welcome to Perth

>>15225864
Nope, western sydney.

>>15225784

I don't know how. It's too scary.

I too like stance. not like super extremely low that pretty much sits on the pavement, but wheels that sit extremely flush in the wells and maybe a bit of negative camber, just enough that you clearly notice it, shit looks sexy as fuck

>>15225798

Who doesn't?

>>15224070
>>>/CoD/

i have 20 yo korean shitbox and i pretend its a jdm kei car and i also have jdm car stickers and some bootleg wat racing sticker

I drive japcrap/eurocrap because i cant afford anything better

>>15225798
degenerate

>>15224384
I do too. Coupe only tho because aesthetic

>>15225798
Which artist?

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>>15226208
I forgot he's somewhere on tumblr. Which doesn't help you at all.

I don't know where the right side of my car ends so I always drive over the curb trying to parallel park.....

>>15227
Don't you have right side mirrors?

>>15225784
>>15225902

Guys, help. How do I make myself more mature?

I shifted from 3rd to 2nd at 5.5k rpm once

>>15229378

Guys.

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I hate almost all cars with a passion

Everything on the road looks like pic related to me. Except for the 10-20% of cars that were designed to be enjoyed by someone in any capacity, I really love those. But I really just want to torch everything else and create an artificial moon from their collective remains

>>15230850

How aren't all cars designed to be enjoyed? Is a lower NVH rating not enjoyable? What about better fuel economy? Does not one person take enjoyment from retaining a fully functioning body after a severe accident?

Come on, Anon.

I havent washed my car in 4 months

>>15230914
I wasn't gonna dignify this post with a response but I thought I had a relevant reaction image

It turns out I don't

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>>15230933
how's this?

>>15223568
I think ferraris are overrated and that company was built on the ethics of Mussolini

I want a Fiat 500 Abarth

They don't have a US market Fiesta ST coupe, but I have no reason to get a 4-door hatchback. I know they have shit reliability, but I still want one.

I like the idea of FWD race cars.

I think that the factory alloys or even wheel covers generally look pretty good on modern cars.

IMO, most of the aftermarket wheels people fit on their cars are not an improvement over the stock look.

>>15231118
The engine is pretty solid, but the rest is meh. Just get one still under warranty.

>>15231157
People who think BBS wheels look good on everything are the absolute worst.

>>15230933

:/

>>15223710
same here, br/o/

>>15229378
>>15230691

Guyyys, help.

The veyron is fucking ugly

>>15230691
>>15231286

Pls.

>>15223596
How to make your car handle
race car vehicle dynamics
two books you should go get from your library.

>>15231838
keep in mind suicide is always an option

>>15223568
That one time, I broke a mans leg with a steering lock

I shot the man who broke my leg using a steering lock

Sometimes I use my neighbor's steering lock as a masturbatory aid

I burned the house of my neighbor who uses my damn steering lock as masturbatory aid. I also fucked his daughter

>>15231880

:(

My only mods are window tint and a sticker.

That one time, I stole the car of a guy because he used his steering lock to break some faggots leg

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I'm a trust fund baby and my parents paid all cash for my car and indirectly paid for a lot of the mods I had installed on it.

I've also never done any serious maintenance on it myself.

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>>15236209
>dat rear quarter panel bulge in the door

I actually like the sn95 and sn197 mustangs, thinking about a sn197 gt for my next dd. I also love lowered minitrucks.

>>not a Mexican

I don't want to get a Mustang because it has the reputation of being a bimbo car. I never thought I'd be so superficial.

full throttle in any car brings a smile to my face

>>15223568
I love cars but I have no idea how to repair them beyond checking oil and transmission fluid. I can't even change a tire.

I get depressed when I think i've learnt most about engines then thirty fucking more unique systems pop up

can anyone give me a book that'll teach me the core essentials ty

My favorite engine is the 426 Hemi V8, and I don't really care much about cars made after 1972.

That one time, my gear stick broke so I duct taped my steering lock to be used as the stick

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I'm afraid to be near/under my car when it's on jack stands

despite reading over procedures and watching videos over and over before setting out to complete rather simple repairs I usually cause damage when I try to wrench, because of this I usually find a shop to do most of my work

>>15225806
>I have zero aspirations outside of my car
same

Yuropoor here, been driving manual all my life since 3/4 of the cars are manual here, I genuinely want an auto as my next car

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>>15225806
>i have zero aspirations outside of my car. I only want a job that pays alright and nothing else. I dont care about degree's or higher education, just my car
Kinda this for me. I don't really personally care about anything else other getting a good enough job to afford my dream car.
>1968 Chevrolet Camaro

>>15237384
Why do you want to be a gay?

>>15237467

Sucking cock is fun.

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>>15225806

Are you actually me?

I'm being pushed around by my family because I really only want to have a simple, preferably driving related job (I was thinking bus driver cause they can make $60k a year here, but perhaps a delivery driver if they make similar dosh) so I could have the privilege of owning one of these.

My mom keeps telling me I should do more, but I don't really want to. I don't have aspirations of fame, other than perhaps being known around town as "that guy with the Citroen." While I'd like to enjoy my job it really would mostly serve as a vessel to make mad money so I can enjoy my life outside it.

>>15225806
>I pretend to like a period without having lived in the period
Every nostalgiafagggot ever

I drive a supercharged honda civic, my car was always faster than all my friends. My one friend got a 2016 Camaro SS. I dont know why but this bothered me so much, use to keep me up at night knowing he had a nicer and faster car than me. So one day I put sand in his gas tank and inflated all his tires. He put a locking gas cap so now im thinking about setting his car on fire

>>15241640
at least you can plead insanity when you eventually murder him, you retarded faggot

>>15241640
sounds like a typical honda owner, anally frustrated and insecure about his rice box.

>>15223568
>at 16 i tried to change my oil because 'dude guys, im a car guy'
>jacked up car with the spare tire jack
>this thing is skinny as fuck and no stands
>can't get the bolt open
>realized i have place no to throw oil anyways
>drive to nearest church cuz they have a drain so ill just dump it there
>jacked the thing again
>cant get the thing open
>guy with a dog comes yelling at me, said i was just checking my car for fun

god, i was retarded as fuck

early 00s rice gets me off

>>15223579
Nice interior desu

I miss mini trucks

I'm tired of driving.

>>15223568
I turn 22 this month and still dont have a driver's license.Also,I've only ever been behind the wheel for a grand total of 15 minutes

I dont know the first thing about maintenance, repairs or even cleaning. Selling a car without a full service record kills its value around here so I just let the shop handle everything, and other than that I just hose it down and refill the wiper fluid.

I own 2 cars that don't run... 69 camaro and 88 rx7 oh I fail at life

>>15223568

I get more anxiety, stress and feelings of guilt with my car than enjoyment. I overspent and constantly fear having to sell it to a point where I can't really enjoy it.

I always dreamed of owning this car but I'm still incredibly unhappy. I thought it would help fill a void in my life and make me feel better but it's done just the opposite.

>>15242984
What is it?

>>15242984
I'm kind of the same, it wasn't even about the cost and money put in. Material shit just doesn't fill that void mang.

>>15242984
iktf m8

4 doored w126'ses make me nauseous
i hate most of my buddies ideas of hooning
i never let anyone eat in my car, but i still eat in it during solo trips
i find it fun to taunt stance car drivers at meets

>>15237577
This.

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>>15224384
>tfw regret nearly every day not getting the Si

ah well, the EX is better for muh fuel economy

>>15223575
The v-rod Harleys have Porsche motors

I miss early 2000s rice culture.

I like obnoxious wings

>>15223710
This, but i really dislike newer cars tho.

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>>15223568
I think the Chrysler 300c is one of the best looking domestic cars to come out of the mid 2000's.

black people ruined it.


I also believe it only looks good in black. But it looks REALLY good in black.

I kind of like the new Prius' looks..

I bought a '14 Honda Jazz and I love it.

>>15223731
The first girl I dated I bragged about how I do all my own vehicle repairs when In reality I don't know how to do anything with my hands and I just browsed /o/ all day.

Well one day she wanted me to change her oil. I had no excuse since I told her I did it all the time to impress her.

It took me 3 hours. haha


I'm a lot more honest now, I don't want those high expectations of me.

>>15224866
Thank god there are others

>>15224659
Ethan pls go jump off a roof.

>>15244653
>black people ruined it
Black people ruin everything though.

>>15245460
They haven't ruined chinese food yet.

I like to work on my car but I'm too lazy to change the oil so whenever I need an oil change I take it to the closest jiffy lube and just let them do it.

>>15224659
>that obvious projection
How did people let you get away with that

>>15223568
I actually really like minivans
They're great for road trips

>>15244653
>black people ruined it.
are you fucking serious? The day that thing was released to the public everyone knew it would be a pimp car.

>>15224142
I have a cold air intake in my 2.5l. 5 cyl Golf. It makes a bit more induction noise on acceleration that I like, but makes no difference otherwise

>>15229519
And blew up the gearbox

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>>15231157
Wheel covers, plastidip, and a wash

>>15223613
Anon, first off, stop freaking out; you're fine. You're at a prime age to start changing this, it's not too late. You may be scared to start being an adult, but it's much scarier to live your whole life as a leech and die a leech. There's certain happiness that can be found in contributing to the world. Go find a local grocery store that hires high school/college kids. Apply. Get interview/look elsewhere and repeat process until you get a job. Now, you have a job where you have to interact with coworkers and customers. Just do it and with time, it'll become normal, and eventually boring and you'll dislike it because you're bored, not afraid. My friend was worse off than you, like to the point that he dropped out of high school and failed online school and just planned to live with his mom till she died and then commit suicide. He did just what I explained and now he doesn't even know how he ever got to the point of being so afraid of taking on responsibility. I know you may never see this, but if you do, good luck anon, believe in the me that believes in you!

>>15224142
Kek i got a vtec 2001 civic from miami bought and brought to nc. Its an auto em2, everything in the interior cabin is ruined. Not only that it was handed down to me from my brother.
But at least its stock.
>>15224384
>8th
Ew
>>15224901
Google plus experimenting.

>>15244684
Not a bad opinion. Basically the greatest dollar to frugality/usefulness there is.

>>15230926
This. I waxed with unclean car. Was like sex. Nasty hot and sweaty.
>>15231137
Oversteering isn't that scary.
>>15231488
Thats normal here. Normies love them.
>>15237577
This. Which is how im bi.

>>15246354
Is this a copypasta?

>>15242980
I know a guy who keeps buying Sciroccos that dont run and owns a passat that doesn't run. 2 dead Sciroccos a dead passat and a totaled passat. Absolute madman.

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>>15224621
>>15224866
>mfw being around other mustangs

They're never stock and people give me weird looks when they ask me if I've put on a borla exhaust or bama tune yet and I say I don't want to.

I am contemplating a track key upgrade though, only because it's from the factory.

>>15248251
>track key upgrade

wut

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I want a 240sx really bad, like, reallllllllllly bad.

>>15248395

why dont you just go get one? It's not like they are rare.

>>15248395
Why? It's really nothing special. If you can afford the 3k minimum for a semi-decent 240SX, you can afford the down payment on an FRS

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>>15248627
>imblyin the FRS is better than the 240sx

>>15248609
because there isn't many in my area, and the few that there are, are either expensive or modded to shit.

>>15248650
>more accessible
>still new
>has a warranty
>won't be salvage title

The FRS is leagues better than the 240SX

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I only like pre 90's cars, I honestly wouldn't own anything newer and I don't like airbags or to many electronics on cars