Hey guys Im 20 years old and want to get a bitchin whip. I was

Fuck you

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>>15218829

>>15218832
Um wtf? Yall niggas jealous or some shit? Fuck eith all the hosility?

>>15218829
>>15218849
Quit speaking in ebonics.

>>15218854
You quit being racist bitch. I bet you wouldnt stay that shit to my face. Im swole nigga whats the address?

>>15218829
Go away faggot. I bet you don't even watch anime.

>ebonics
just get a white escalade

>>15218829
Yeah man, go for it while you're still young and don't need help getting in and out of one.

>>15218861
Your bait is showing.

Can't run and keep a Maserati with 1500 bucks a month, fuel, insurance and upkeep will break your wallet.

If anything have them buy you a cheap car that you can work on and had good parts availability.

>>15218863
What anime got to do eith cars? Smh

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>>15218829

>>15218870
Wtf how much it cost to maintain /yr? Cant be more than 3k /yr for maintenance

>>15218870
>responding to bait
Don't do that.

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Goddamn, are shitposters getting this desperate?

>>15218866
This my point exactly. Jealous fools acting like im gonna kill myself wtf. Ok buddy like your miata is safer LOL

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This can't be real

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>>15218884

>>15218829
Just it bro. That car looks sickk!
Everyone elses just mad there parents cant buy them a ride like that.

>>15218829
inb4 banned for literal shitposting.

>>15218876
You might get a year where it's less than $3k to maintain it, but know the fact you'll drive like a fuckstick and treat it like shit, expect $13k+ repair bills.

Buy a $1500 civic and shut the fuck up.

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Dis post made me thunk of dis yo

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Clearly bait. This is now another initial d thread

>>15218829

This is bait.

>>15219223
Whatchu mean. Only thang this whip gonna be used for is getting bitches. This aint no dialy driver nigga

>>15219286
And you a wannabe japanese headass lookin ass nigga. Bitch u uglyyyy

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>>15219281
All yall ugly

>tfw parents poor as fuck
>my older brother and I got a job and bought econoboxes
>brother quits job for study
>I keep job and study at the same time
>enter millionaire inheritance
>parents now rich as fuck
>they pay my brother 800 neetbux a week for him to dick around
>buy him a brand new jeep wrangler for 42k
>won't buy me a car or pay me neetbux because I have a job
>let me use their savings card for petrol and groceries though

>>15219358
AYOOO NIGGA
Buy a Quattroporte u know what I mean senpai?
Fo do, mo ho.
Unless you like be fuckin them paraplegic bitches AIGHT

>>15219388
Them shits looknold af. I aint tryin to look like ima be ballin on a budget ass nigga

>>15219410
man fuck you on nigga?
get yourself a Mercedes nigga
nuttin looks as baller than that s class
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ctd/5618306170.html

an it got dat v8

Man vato don't listen to none of these honkey ass fags here Bruh. You sure you want to whip in a Maserati? They kinda pricey like maintenance and shit bullshit aside. Why not a M3 e90? Or a B6 S4? Or better yet a fucking C63 AMG? Those whips will fosho get looks and bitches vato.

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Oi cunt. Get a Commo m8. Or whatever you seppos call them over there.

Skidz 4 days.

>>15219442
That's a fucking Pontiac G8. This is American dumbass

>>15219259
is this real

>>15219435
Cuz i. Tryina roll with the made niggas real 1738 brick squad ya feal? When day ask me what im rollin on these dayz and i say on u know merc beammer w.e they be like das it? Nah we need the big names MAYBACK GUCCI RARRI BOYZ lmao you feel?

>>15219435
I got niggas in the hood rollin with beammers and mercs you aint gonna catch me in one of thise lol maybe AH ROLLZ thanks for lookin out tho bruh

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I needa keep the whips forgein like my bitches yall feel? BURR

>>15219459
So wtf you wanna ride in then vato? I'm saying the Maserati is gonna be quit a high maintenance. Why not get a Range Rover or G63 AMG? The G-Wagons are fucking dope especially if you put some dope 22's your set vato. But if you wanna go high end why not a fucking Bentley? They're clean and not many niggas whip in those. I see a lot of young vatos ride in Maserati's.

>>15219462
>600cc
we all know they're traps m8, not even good ones.

>>15219469
Fo real say u swear. witch bently?

>>15219470
Ay pucci is pucci.

>implying bitches know the diff between 6 hunnit and 1k

>>15219472
If you wanna get bitches and get heads turned on you I say "Bentley Continental GT" it's a coupe but god damn that shits fucking dope! You'll get a good amount of bad bitches batting an eye on you vato

40K????

Dude that's enough for a down payment for a house.

Get a duplex, rent one live on the other, and rent the rest of unused rooms then get car and use property as collateral, use rent payments to pay down car. Bam... Live for Free and drive Maserati.

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>>15219451
Yeah nah I fucken know that ay

Buy one and slap Holden badges on it not chevy cause if ya chuck a chevy badge on it your a fuckwit Big fuck off chromies on the front and stockies on the rear go full cashed up bogan on the cunt ay Southern cross sticker on the back chuck an esky in the back with a few tinnies for you and the boys and a few cruisers for the ladies and you'll be pullin gash in no time

>>15219477
Ay fuck bro i like your taste. Put some 23in spinners and 36in sub in the back makin even 2pac raise for the grave boi god bless that nigga man. Ima have to finance dat bitch tho and my shits fucked uo though :/

>>15219485
You sound fucking retarded. They're PONTIAC badges you dumbfuck. Why would I wanna rep a shitty Ausitistic brand when it was made in America you twit. I'll keep my Pontiac badges on my G8 rather than be a poser fag and put a shitty Australian mark on a American whip cocksucker

>>15219489
Ay shet potiac like da firebrid?

>>15219488
I'm telling you vato I'm from the barrios in California and I drive high end whips for work. I drove in a Masersti Ghibli and don't get me wrong my boy it's clean and dope but it's definelty not worth the price tag like a Bentley, Rarri, Lambo, Royce. I'm digging yo setup too vato. Ayyy that's what I'm saying just get a Range or GWagon they're clean too and it's a SUV so you'll be able to fuck around with yo squad or baddies on the back. Or both vato

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>>15219489
yeah nah get fucked cunt come down to broady and i'll smash ya cunt dont get me started ill fucken glass ya fuckwit i fucken swear on me mum ill fucken kill ya and feed ya to me dogs cunt
it'll be cronulla 2 but this time the boys will be belting ya ya flog your just as bad as them fucken lebs ay

>>15219496
Pontiac as in the G8,G6,GTO, and Firebird. Yes imbecile

>>15219497
Say u swear

>>15219499
Stay down there in that shitty country faggot. You poser fags always stealing American cars and rebadging it to your reatrded ass brands. They're American cars and will FOREVER BE AMERICAN

>>15219502
Vato I swear

>>15219506
Ayyyy bently it iz den. Thanks 4chan yall always comin in clutch

>>15219511
I gotchu senpai put some pics. Give some credit to the Cali vato that came thru

>>15219442
VE > VF
The VF has a shit interior.
Better yet, get and XR6T or XR8.

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>itt: white neckbeard shitposters pretending to be ghetto niggers.

At least pretend to be teenage girls like everyone else.

>>15219489
Ayy mate, you're fucking wrong shitcunt
>The Pontiac G8 is a rear-wheel drive sedan that was produced by Holden in Australia, and then exported to the United States, where it was sold by Pontiac. The G8, a rebadged Holden Commodore, was released in early 2008 for the 2008 model year in the United States, and in 2008 for the 2009 model year in Canada
Your yobbo fuckwit friends would be embarrassed, if you had any bazzas or shazzas to call your friends, you shit-grubbing about cunt of a spanner

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>>15218829
I think /d/ would be more your thing if your into whips, this board is for discussing automobiles.

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>>15219655
>implying

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>>15219485
I teared up reading this post.

>>15219489
>being proven wrong by a shitposting aussie
You should consider leaving this country.

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>>15219666
We are going to hell...

>>15218876
>Cant be more than 3k /yr
Hahahahahahahahaha

Read this (again)
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>>15219659
There other board really fits the theme of whips and domination more than /d/.

>>15219259
Damn nigga thats a long ass phone

>>15219666
cheers cunt
oi come round on friday ill fire up the barbym8
snags n chops good for you?
have a few froffies watch the footy smoke a few billies

dazza got his hands on some wicked pingas too if ya keen
keeps ya mungin like a mad cunt for hours
just dont be pinchin me durries again

>>15219676
Yeah mate, too fuckin right. Getting dacked and spanked on the internet by a dinkie die squat popping aussie
Shameful

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>>15219681

>>15219358
>nigger buys Maserati GranTurismo
>immediately donks it, because nigger
>fucks shit up while doing so, nigger-rigs everything because nigger
>goes out to get bitches w/tyrone, he brings a big gulp of DS, spills it all over the interior and infotainment
>$7k repair job, OP decides to let his uncles grandmothers brothers siblings grandson nigger rig a $50 stereo in there instead
>warning lights everywhere, nothing works but it plays "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BOOGAADI" on top volume and that's all that counts
>commit crime, court case takes two weeks
>Maserati has been sitting for two weeks, battery flat and 300 warning lights because Italian sports/supercar
>attempt to jump it by shorting wall outlet on battery, because nigger

Just get something american, I'm sure it'll stand up to your abuse much better.

>>15218832
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch

>>15219358
>This aint no dialy driver nigga

Do you have a garage to keep it in? Do you have a trickle-charger for it? Otherwise I can guarantee you it won't start when you go out to "get bitches".

These cars like and need to be driven. Most of the problems occur when you let them sit. If you're going to take this out once a month, drive it two blocks, rev it like mad in front of some girls house, fuck her, then drive two blocks home and park it for another month, it'll last you maybe half a year. Maybe.

>>15219699
>>15219709
>jelly

So you are 20 years old and live with your parents, living off their fortune?

How does it feel to contribute literally nothing to society?

>>15219719
Feels John_Goodman.jpg

>>15219719
Sucks to suck doesnt it

>>15219689
Snags and chops are tops.
I'll bring the Skitzmix.

>>15219709
Nah but i can park it right outside my house and run it tru thr windoe

>>15219709
My main bitch tanisha will keep an eye on that hoe make sure no one take my battery

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>>15219727
FUCKEN RIPPA YOU BEAUTY

>>15219723
I make way more than 1500 a month and I'm actually doing useful things with my life that will benefit others.

Also samefagging like that isn't even subtle.

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Huh?

>>15218829
weak b8

>>15218829
Kid, who you trying to impress?

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>>15219759
Your mom bitch

Go get shot by a cop nigger

>>15219967
L

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>>15219358
This is definitely a white kid trying to sound black.

/o/ is being triggered so hard right now.

>>15220385
Trying to sound black? What is that suppose to mean?

By a 1997 Subaru Outback and you'll get lots of harlots

>>15219685
kek

>>15220415
More like lesbian harlots

>>15220475

well scissor me timbers

>>15218884
>ebonics

>uses the word buddy

kk

>>15218849
>>15218829
Those are the epitome of "I want to look like I have money." It's the cookie-cutter supercar, and its hardly even that. I see more of them than I do brand new porsches and mercs, and I can almost guarantee they will cost 10x to maintain.

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>this thread is still alive
Haha oh wow

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U jelly OP?

>>15220597
Bread on hood

I too can go into a dealer and sit inside a car

>>15220549
Its a good topic

>>15220597
Are you that anon that was posting pics but ended up admitting it was your dad's?

>>15220733
Not really

>>15219749
Nigga charge your battery baka

>>15220696
lol right because someone would drive all the way to a car dealership asking to sit in a Maserati just to reply to a bait thread on a Filipino sandal shopping site.

>>15220901
I would.
Bread on hood nigga or it aint yours

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>>15220924
don't have any bread, how about kit kat in the grill?

>>15220901
youre obviously on a showroom.
can see other cars in it.

>>15220901
I can sit in my dad's 911 turbo s and take photos too

>>15220931
Nope bread on hood with timestamp and dick hanging out or yous a lyin ass nigga

>>15220931
Can literally see other cars in the reflection...

>>15220931
you dont have any bread because you're at work.

nice tile show room. baka.

>>15220931
Post pic of title

>>15220931
Lol daddys chink money
Wonder if he knows you spent part of your 'uni fees' on a mediocre but expensive car.

>>15220931
Phillips screws below the grille wtf??

>>15220931
Who doesnt have bread at home?

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>>15220965
ding ding ding winrar

it's a slow day

>>15220931
Timestamp with /o/ on it.

Is it really that hard? Really?

>>15220931
This nigga legit drove to a show room, wrote some cheeky shit on a note pan, unploaded it to 4chin, got called out, went to the nearest vending machine and bought a kit kat, and proceeded to try and win us over even more... I applaud your dedication

>>15220985
What do your co workers think of you fiddling around with post it notes and candy bars around the car taking pictures?

>>15220985
Get back to work Jon

>>15220992
>>15220597

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>>15221006
place is pretty empty, half the staff is either sick or on vacation

everyone else is just fucking around in their offices

>>15218861
1488 nigger lane. Come get me, coon

>>15221131

I don't believe that you actually live at the address you gave.

t. I checked Google Maps.

>>15219455
Nigga, I got muh city on lock coz im dat nigga. I gots 5 mercedeses benders niggas

Dat nigga got swag! I tell you mane, niggas be hatin on my mufuckin whip Dane but at leassa nigguh be reppin dat ass on a budget muhfugga

Now you tell me homedawg? YDaFuckDeyHateOnMe

>>15221203

I can now understand why you said that you do not have a job. Please send my apologies to your parents. I'm sure your father is especially disappointed since he decided to stick around just to see you turn out to be a typical dindu.

>>15221220
OP here this guy>>15221203
Is not me

Good job inspector retard

>>15221106
If you dont mind telling us. How much profit do you make on a car typically? Also do you guys service the cars that sit for a long time?

>>15221260
depends on the car, sometimes the house makes like $20k on a sale and the salesmen get like $2k. It's pretty B.S, but it's still decent money.

we keep the batteries charged and air in the tires but that's about it. Once it's sold we prep it for the customer, stuff like oil change and anything else the car is due for or the customer requests.

>>15221322
Have you met any celebrities? What are your thoughts when some poorfags come in your showroom?

>>15221354
a few but no one super famous. We had the captain of an NHL team come in a few months ago.

Poorfags come in all the time just to look and take pictures, they're more than welcome we don't act pretentious around them.

That maserati is a excellent choice OP, I'm sure you will have no problems with it as that generation has legendary reliability and very low maintenance costs relative to other european semi exotics..

>>15221382
How would you react if i came in with bread and a camera and asked to see one of your maseratis?

Wow mods legit deleted my post

>they do it for free

>>15221413
I would tell them to go ahead, but then secret take a picture of them taking a picture and find the thread they posted on and post it as a reply

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>>15220931
>>15220965
>his work doesn't have bread

>>15218829
This has to be a joke. If not I wouldn't waste your parents money on a car; rather, what you should spend your parents money on is an education. With that education you can now make your own money, and hopefully, also proper sentences.

Ps: I would like you to understand I am not jealous whatsoever. I had parents with deep pockets like yours, but they were able to teach me something very important... How to be frugal.

>>15220597
>>15220931
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15132233/#15132511
AYY LMAO

>>15224743
Whats wrong with my sentences?

Also
>implying I dont already have education paid for
>implying this isnt a gift for my excellent remarks

>>15218876
It's a Maserati. With Italian cars the rule of thumb is to be able to afford one, you need the money for two.
>quit speaking like a Nig on /o/. No one will help you

>>15219259
My body clenched when reading that ebonics shit.

>mfw I know english but I can't read that shit