My dipstick broke off in the oil tube about 4" from the

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Not that this picture would help but that's the dipstick

call some niggers bro

>>15209579
turn it upside down and shake a little, it will just fall out

Seeing those two stupid ass comments I thought I accidentally posted on /b

>>15209579
Drop the oil pan you fucking dingus

>>15209622

u drive a nigger car
im serious, call them up, they will know what to do


like fucking monkey magic

>>15209622
>not even giving me a (you) for my witty comment
first off, just fucking die.

secondly, how about you try to get it up using a fucking LEGO magnet or some similar magnet on a stick or thin thread, you retarded faggot?

>>15209637
A 1972 Grand prix sj with a 455 is not a nigger car. Now if I put rims on it and lifted it like a truck then it would be a nigger car. I don't plan on niggerizing it.

You might be able to find a small stick magnet

>>15209656
> being this mad over not being funny.

>>15209664
This

>>15209656
Too edgy for me. Thanks for being the internet tough guy.

>>15209579
Either a little magnet and drag it up.

OR

Detach the sump and take it through the bottom (no homo)

>>15209664
That's what I was thinking. But it's stuck in there pretty good. I couldn't force it down when I tried to put the stick back in. I don't have a lift yet and I really don't want to do work until I can get it in the air.

magnets are not going to pull a dipstick you mexican fucking idiots

only something sticky is going to retrieve it
and you probably need to use another dipstick from a different car to do it

needle nose pliers.. the long kind

or .. i donno chopsticks?

>>15209773
The diameter of the whole is too small for pliers. I just don't want to have to take it to a mechanic for something like this.

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>>15209695
You don't have a jack and stands? Or some ramps?

They're pretty fucking cheap

>>15209793
I do. But I'm having a lift installed next month and just don't feel like working under a car like that anymore.

>>15209807
get fucked then

>>15209807
Youre shit out of luck then since youre being a lazy fuck

>>15209579
>ITT: people trying to help some asshole that doesnt want to be helped

just drive it to the shop lol

I'm gonna weld a small screw to the end of a metal pipe and dry to screw the stuck part out.

>>15209833
He should just sell the car. It's a total loss at this point.

>>15209862
why dont you just use a long straw and suck it out

>>15209950
Good idea. Maybe I can blow I'm better at that.