/dat/

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Bunch of faggots

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SYDNEY DRIVE DAY MASTER LIST

Date: June 19th
Where/What: RNP to Mt Kiera to Mac Pass
Meet: 8am at Loftus Oval

Date: June 26th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 3rd
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 10th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 16th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: August 7th
Where/What: Putty Road to Singleton
Meet: 8am at Windsor

Still keen for todays meet. Wonder how many people will show.

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>>15197073
>mfw flooding
FARKEN NED KELLYS ARK KUNTZ

>>15197406
When are you getting your licence back?

It's foggy as fuck. Thought it was meant to be sunny for the meet today?

>>15197846
Lol there is literally Flood and evacs going on and /dat/ just wants to drive around.

Please drive into flood waters :3

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>>15197842
June 15th. Hence there's a drive day that weekend!

>>15197866
Where is it flooding?

Is there any point getting a PPI if it already has an RWC?

>>15197866
Lol what?

>>15197866
not in houston though

Is the SA meet happening today? What's this shit about floods?

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>eastcucks getting BTFO by floods

HAHAHAHAHAHA Sucked in cunts.

Why does it never rain in Smellbourne? I want to be cumfy ;-;

>>15198354
Why do seagulls fly upside down over melbourne?

>>15198354
It was raining last night...

>>15198378
It's not worth shitting on

Getting ready for the SA meet. Which anon actually organised this one?

SAbros see you in an hour.
SCHNITTYS

>>15198547
I'll aim for 12:30

>>15198119
any opinions?

>tfw I found the car I want at a good price but the interior colour looks shit

>>15198390
Only a bit and it only happens once in a blue moon

What fucking carpark is it, two of us and jimmy are in the top carpark

Anyone else going to the SA meet?? 3 people so far

>want to import a Chevy SS and put Holden badges on

>>15199295
>tfw want to debage the commonwhore and put Opel badges on

Jimmy blew his 8roper all over my face, this was the best meet ever.

I hope MX5anon never comes to one again.

>>15199301
>Opel badges
lel fucking do it!

East coast weather scary :(

>>15199295
>tfw want to import a Camaro and put Monaro badges on it

>>15199461
>East coast weather scary :(
It's fine ya wuss, great weather for making a new brew.

Went out did some fully hectik FWD skids all the way into 3rd gear, when I got supplies from the homebrew shop.

>order fuel pump from sydney
>it comes next day
>order locking ring and seal from uk
>it wont come for weeks
why did i do this

>>15199594
you are retarded

Boi

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>>15199594

>order something from NT
>it takes 3-4 weeks to arrive
>order something from the UK/asia
>it's here in 2 weeks

what is the gap on an au falcon, can't find shit

>>15199743
about tree fiddy

>>15199743
$20,000

>>15199602
no you are retarded
>>15199712
what from NT?

>>15199825
worn panties

>>15199712
>send small 4kg box overnight Sydney to Darwin
>$600
>order awkward huge heavy load overnight Denmark to Adelaide
>$500

seriously, fuck NT

>>15199846
Truckers meth bill ain't cheap m8

>>15199461
I would but not sure if they would fit where the holden badge is.

What the fuck happened cunts? only three people showed up to the SA meet

>>15199866
It was great to have jimmy's cock and 8roper load all to myself.

>>15199866
Is that a new record? I'd come to a meet but fuck driving 2 hours just to fuck around for an hour then drive 2 hours home.

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>car is kill
>have to ride motorbike to work at 5:30am this morning in the rain
>stay cold for the rest of the day

>>15199872
Back to Dickscord with you m8.

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>>15199921
so fucken true too

Was /dat/ ever good?

>>15199934
Was America ever great?

>>15199712

>what from NT?

Not car related shit. One was a tiny little stepper motor driver board (small than an arduino), one arrived broken after weeks, one never turned up and the third took weeks as well.

I've ordered something else that will probably get here in another 2 weeks. going to brisbane.

>>15199934
Ausfag threads have probably never been "good", but they have had their moments occasionally.

>>15199947
It will be soon

VOTE TRUMP

looking to buy a 4wd or something good for offroad and comfy to drive for long trips

budget 30K, manual preferred.

Tell me what to buy /o/

>>15199958
rav4

>>15199963
>4wd
>Rav4

what the fucc

Wrote myself off last night and messaged a tonne of chicks on facebook.
Im hungover and theyre replying.

>>15199974
Were they AWD or proper 4WD?

>>15199980
FWD biased AWD,

Rav4s are basically FWD 4Cyl vehicular whitegoods. Cars for people who don't have any interest in cars.

>>15199958
lancruiser with a million kays

>>15199873
was 6 people at the last meet, only EB falcon guy, me in the commodore lexcen and Jimmy showed up to this one. Went for a cheeky hoon through chandlers hill then to christie downs for a shinitty pack

>>15199986
>paying vehicle value + %50 Toyota tax

"No"

>>15199999

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>no VeilSide 4509 GTR Supra
Why live, lads?

all this rain is pissing me off

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>>15200056

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>>15200071
>you will never pick up a qt girl in a Supra dressed up to look like some exotic luxury car

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>>15200077

>>15200083
who buys this?
does veilside only market to arabs now or what

>>15199989
What about all the others? Postieanon, 318ifag, Mx5anon and that old cunt?

>>15198726
It was raining today...
Blue moon my cock

>>15200083
Jesus, they fucked that up

>>15200084
Veilside has always been 3rd world tier and uglier than a hat full of smashed arseholes, but there's always been a market for shit taste that needs to be filled

>>15199978
Noice one cunt, what sort of shit were you spewing to them?

>>15200083
Stumbled across this looking for a Veilside kit I thought looked cool when I was younger.

http://www.veilsidejpn.com/en/dominator.php

>>15200088
None of them went to this meet.

>>15200156
I didn't come as you guys are just flamboyantly gay.

>>15200088
There were 3 other guys from meets before then but they also don't go to meets anymore. The SA dat generation has changed.

>>15199958
Has anyone got any suggestions? I would really hate to go full retard on this. I want to actually get something decent.

I was looking at

http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Mitsubishi-Pajero-2010/OAG-AD-12854916/?Cr=12

Is this a decent buy?

>>15200245
http://www.carsguide.com.au/car-reviews/nt-mitsubishi-pajero-used-review-2009-2011-33337

>>15200225
you know postiem8 was bungkneeanon. he's been here for years

>>15200210
None of us who went are the gay guys who've been talking about dick sucking the past fortnight.

>>15198837
>Jimmy

>>15200361
What sort of shit do you cunts even do at meets?, other than drive and smash into guard rails

>>15200383
>What sort of shit do you cunts even do at meets
eachother

>>15197406
Can I come?

>>15199873
Shit 3 only, Sydney, 3 is poor. Most we had was about 20. Normally it's 6 or so

>>15200383
Talk, not crash into guardrails.

>>15200383
Cook Astra's and suck dickw

Alright lads, time for a meaningless hypothetical.

You've got a 5 hour trip, 2.5 hours from A to B, and B to A returning with a boot full of weed. What cheap nondescript 4cyl shitbox do you take and how is it modified?

Bear in mind if you get pulled over you're fucked.

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>>15200495
Also if it explodes you're fucked so no blue Astra convertibles.

>>15200495
Mid 90s Camry.
0 mods

>>15200495
Stock Datsun 180b, cops never bothered me when I had one.

>5 speed swapping a friend's 6 speed S15
Fuck me the bellhousing bolts are a pain in the ass. So god damn hard to get to it's shitting me right up the wall

Is Jimmy real or just an over the top hoax?

>>15200510
This.

Bonus points for tartan blanket and a box of tissues on the parcel shelf.

>>15200517
why go to 5 from 6?

just a burnt out 6?

>>15200517
As much as negro bukkake?

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>>15200510
>>15200516
>>15200531
Sensible choices lads. There's no outrunning the boys in blue here.

To make things a little harder, once something is claimed it cannot be picked again. Effective from this point onward. Anything that slipped by slipped by.

>>15200533
The 6s are inherently shitty due to some bad design choices. You can fix everything and make it good, but we met the dude after he'd already bought everything for a 5 speed conversion.

http://www.nissansilvia.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=321021

>>15200083
I don't think there's a single bodykit I've preferred to the stock car.

>>15200547
How often do cars get pulled over for no reason?
Anything generic and stock will be fine. Just don't look like a criminal or a degenerate.

Sedans, wagons, hatchbacks or 4WDs.
Just don't have a coupe, don't have something expensive, have something that is reasonably clean and stick to the speed limit and you'll be fine

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>>15200550

>>15200553
>How often do cars get pulled over for no reason?

P plater detected, try driving around at night with cops hell bent on getting drunk drivers.

>>15200560
There's some which are good, but generally they look shit

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"He bought a Jeep!"

>Tfw trying to pull well stuck JK Wrangler out of mud up a creek bank with a 91 Terrano.

Sorry for shit photo m8s

>>15200565
Full licence and driving for 10 years, only ever pulled over randomly for RBTs. Every other time was because I was speeding,

I know this goes without saying but my burning hatred for ricers who fuck with already hard to find cars is increasingly pissing me off.

And then they want to charge more for their rice you would rather be charged more for it to be removed.

I don't get it, if you rice it, keep the old oem shit and throw it back on when you sell it.

>>15200572
You've been incredibly lucky then, been pulled over a dozen times for a breatho driving home from arvo shift just after midnight and I live in a town where there is maybe 4 cops covering 100 square km's.

>>15200580
Well living in a city with 5 million people changes that.
There's so many RBTs around cops don't randomly pull people over unless you're driving dangerously or have a cop magnet

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>>15200553
>How often do cars get pulled over for no reason?
I've been tailed a few times but I'm on my P's and paranoid as fuck, so they mightn't have been following me in the first place.

>>15200518
Jimmy Is Kill.

>>15200572
10 years you say?
Back in our day shit was easy
>sit L's test
>have Ls for 6 months
>do the Ps test/drive with instructor
>have Ps for 2 years or 19yo, whatevers longest
>no car restrictions
Those were the days

>>15200547
>no outrunning the boys in blue here.

Kek good one.

Pigfat car, made even more pigfat by an extra tonne of equipment.

The only way a highway patrol car can get you is if you're driving a slow piece of shit that can't get away and break line of sight before they radio backup ahead, or you try and run in the middle of heavy traffic.

In any serious car going out for a bit of night time fun without plates, you're fine as long as you know what you're doing.

>tfw your car only slides in the wet
Can't tell if my car is shit or its just me, how do you slide an auto v6 commie in the dry?

>>15200548
I've honestly never found the 6speed to have any mechanical failures due to just its basic design and normal use back when I used to fuck around with Silvias a bit... however! It all goes to shit with people deciding to either abuse it a bit (and there's a lot of shit drivers out there) and when people decide to load some fucking stupid amounts of power through them or clutch-kick them to death.

Biggest shit is going from dual mass to single- the engine doesn't like it at all and will likely let you know by being cunty. Thats often even further fucked up by budget shitheads that get lightened fleabay Wang-Fuk chinese flywheels made out of old die-cast toys and it explodes. Or they get the wrong clutch and it vibrates its arse off.

Course in saying that I'd rather work on an S15 than most V6s or MR2s

I know absolutely nothing about BMWs give me quick crash course. Is there anything worthwhile under 10k?

>>15200600
3rd and 4th gear get trashed cause of the circlip fuck up, and they get noisy because of the front two constant mesh gears. Friend's is making some chronic clunks and such and doesn't like to shift any faster than granny pace.

Also how the FUCK are you meant to get the top passenger side bellhousing bolt out?
I got top driver's side by standing on the strut brace and rad support and pulling it with a spanner

>>15200605
>E30: buy 318is, 325i, any engine swapped
>E36: 320 for drift nugget, 325/328 for actual good
>E46: 330 or fuck off

>>15200592
Yes it was. I remember the first lot of p-plate laws, already had fulls. Felt good.

>>15200594
What is a camera?

>>15200617
A useless piece of shit. What is a camera going to do? You have no plates and a covered face.

Cops will back off a pursuit real fucking quick when you hit 200 nearly instantly and they're still struggling in their pigfat cars loaded with equipment.

They'll back off because they know it's better to just let you go, they have such a tiny chance of catching you and such a huge chance of pushing you to do more dangerous shit if they stay on your ass.

Cops can only really get you when you're out during the day, if you're roaming the streets with no plates and a fully built car when there's no traffic, you're fine.

>>15200630
>if you're roaming the streets with no plates and a fully built car when there's no traffic, you're fine.
Yep until the helicopter comes overhead and follows you, which they would absolutely call in if someone was flogging that hard on the street.
Either that or they radio for other police cars ahead to look out.

The only way to get away is to park up somewhere that it's hidden and leg it

>>15200630
>>15200617
Slightly related.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-13/victoria-overhauls-police-pursuit-policy-following-review/6615492

He's right, by the way. You'll break line of sight while the cops are trying to radio in what the fuck's going on, you get the fuck out and take sidestreets and then hide.

Cops will usually just let it go at that point since there's nothing they can do and it would get dangerous. The danger of getting caught rises if you continue going nuts that night.

>>15200634
See above. He's referring to breaking line of sight, hiding and then coming back later. You obviously don't let them have time to get a chopper out, they don't have one automatically in the air.

>>15200630
Do you want to know how I know that you're 15

>>15200614
Not him but I don't understand this E shit, BMW models confuse the fuck out of me

>>15200634
Nope. You end the chase before the helo even comes in.

It is so god damn easy in a properly built car to break away from them before they can even react. They'll get their radar on you just as you're vanishing, shit bricks and just give up + radio for help ahead. You'll be in side streets by then, getting the fuck out and hiding.

I don't condone running any time other than the scenario i'm mentioning, but the cunt saying you can't escape the cops is a moron. You just need to be prepared.

>>15200642
Do you want to know how we know you're a bus rider?

>Hint: It's the fact you think the cops are invincible without even knowing their own pursuit policy, which another anon just linked

>>15200649
Oh i get what you're saying now m8. Too fucking true, you can end the chase before it becomes a chase.

And then just don't push your luck obviously by staying out.

>>15200649
You made it sound as if you thought that just flogging along the road would be enough to get away

>>15200643
Just google it, it's not hard

>>15200655
You're underestimating my googling skills

>>15200614
Probably easier to go in from the top on that one, also once you're in there you might need to push the clutch to separate it and be able to get to the inner shaft circlip shenanigans
That doesn't work you can loosen the engine mounts, bend the engine back down and give you a bit more room from underneath

Also the pressure plate near the throwout bearing- be careful of that

Most of it comes down to making the S15 'nice', the old 5 speeds are noisy, crunchy and smelly things that offend younger, more gentle people- so the modern mesh gears are meant to make it smoother and quieter.
(the S14/R33 5spd is tough though!)

>>15200643
>>15200655

The e36 318i seem really cheap like under 5k
Am I missing something here?

What are costs that creap out of where on these things?

>>15200655
Yea i hope i clarified there. It's entirely possible, even more so recently since they've changed up their policy.

If you're going out at 2am for a bit of fun, you naturally are already going out masked up and with no plates or you're an idiot.

While you're out having fun, if a copper spots you, just break his line of sight, stop running, he'll stop pursuing and don't push your luck by continuing to roam (cause now other cops will be in the area).

Cameras mean nothing, they cannot identify and prove anything. They cannot catch you, their cars are not good enough for seriously built cars/bikes.

Hell, if you have enough balls a bike can run in the daytime, which is fucking crazy.

>>15200642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck3qglEAIr4

>Y...you can't ever escape the cops

Bootlicker and idiot detected!
Can we turn this into a police escape thread? There's a great video i saw a while ago of a GTR completely demolishing the cops, the guys videoing say "they aint catching that nigga" and then at the end video the coppers standing by the side of the road giving up.

>>15200662
The E36 318i is a slow piece of shit. That's all.

>>15200660
I had a go from the top, there's just no room to get a spanner in that I could see. Also didn't help that we were using potato quality spanners that bent when you gave them a good crank
I'm going back tomorrow, we'll try angle the engine and box and use a spastic extension chain and a breaker bar

>>15200657
go here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW
down the bottom, expand "BMW navigational boxes", then expand "BMW road car timeline, 1980s–present"

>>15200662
Yes, an e36 318i is absolute garbage. Minimum 323 if you want to get up hills

>>15200667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz8TnKylOG4

>Bus rider actually saying highway patrol can catch a 1000hp supercar

I am fucking laughing.

>>15200673
>>15200674

Ok, assume I just want a comfy cruiser and power is not really an issue, a 20 year old BMW for an average of about 3-4k seems pretty cheap, how much do I have to have laying around for when something breaks or needs replacing?

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>>15200667
>Can we turn this into a police escape thread?
Save it for next time the thread dies and needs a shock.

>>15200674
Be on the safe side, take 2 spastic extensions just in case. :)

>>15200649
The heli would be out immediately, if you think you're escaping a heli then good fucking luck

>>15200673
Then get one and make it faster instead of complaining

>>15200686
The real spastic extension is the thing on the end of the breaker bar

>>15200684
I cannot emphasise this enough
318i is shit
get a 323 or better

>>15200692
ok sure 323, no problem, ill buy that, my question is though about repairs and maintenance, what am I looking at having to deal with?

>>15200692
I gave up on removing the transmission from my BA, shits just too fucking cramped and I couldn't get the last 3 bolts off

>>15200685
Jesus that whole story
>Boy named emily
>7 month pregnant 15 year old
>33 year old boyfriend

>>15200495
Non-banged up excel, you hide the weed under the back covers

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>>15200698
The deepest lore of the Aussie roads is that this was the incident responsible for the retarded P-plate laws of today. The automotive equivalent of the Baden-Clay case and its consequent frenzied masturbation over domestic violence.

Kinda new here. Who is Yellowmc22anon (>>15199872) that pops up every few threads?

>>15200706
> 15 year old was knocked up by a 33 year old
Lol what

>>15200706
>R34 GTR
>$110,000
Fuck how long ago was this

>>15200692
Retard strength good!

>>15200719
Central coasties... anything old enough to bleed is old enough to breed up there

>>15200698
the guy is actually named Emile (pronounced the same as Emil), which is a man's name

>>15200706
>pregnant 15 yo and 33 yo bf
>p plater doing quadriple the limit in someone elses prized possession
at least nothing of value was lost
oh wait that was once a gtr...

>>15200727
That one destroyed GTR contributed to driving the price of the rest of them higher

>>15200720
2004. Granted it was also a 700awhp street monster.

>>15200718
Some guy pretending to be some guy from SA with a yellow MC22

>>15200718
Just reply with "lol", poor guy just wants to be noticed

>>15200694
Average maintenance really. Just don't neglect servicing and you'll be fine.

>>15200761
So if my current ecobox is worth 7 buying a e36 323 and putting 2 or 3grand in a savings account for looking after it I should be fine?

>>15200688
>The heli is out and on your position in 30 seconds

AHAHAHAHAHA keep embarrassing yourself.

All it takes is 10 seconds to lose the cops and their line of sight, another 20 to weave up 3 or 4 side streets and be on your merry way (read: car off, you walk away and come get it later)

The cops do not catch every single person they try and get, are you fucking 12?

>Cops are unstoppable!

>>15200780
He thinks every cop chase is a 10 star heat level chase on nfs most wanted

> that rx3 cop chase video where he turns off a main road and blasts through a heap of streets and hides in a culdesac
Escaped police easy as piss

>>15200752
lol

>>15200595
good ol' Scandinavian Flick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNanZBsATk0

>>15198052
East Coast

Do you live under a rock?

>>15200495
been there and done that EA falcon with a 3.2L.

>>15200495
auto GT86, cops cant catch a godmachine

>>15200592
>tfw licence test was drive with local copper to the only intersection in town, then parallel park and do a u turn.

>>15200495
>toyota corona
>mods:
>mudflaps
>thats it

its a tried and tested method, i'd trust it

>>15200667
Fuck yeah! Single peggers.

>>15200495
Toyota Hiace
Reliable, everywhere and if I'm going down for trafficking it may as well be for 800-1000kg of the shit and not a garbage bag.

>>15200913
>800-1000kg
Where the fuck will you get a tonne of weed?

>>15199846
Fuels expensive when all the locals keep sniffing most of the supply

>>15200688
It takes over an hour to get the chopper in the air m8, you are retarded.

>>15200924
You'd be surprised really
Actually knew a guy back in the mid 90's who got caught with a bit over a tonne on his boat in the middle of Sydney harbour. He went away for a really long time though!

>>15200667
>you can't ever escape the cops
>shows a video of a c63 amg
>doesn't consider the cars that the average person who runs from the cops actually owns

>>15200745
>>15200752
kek see here
>>15199930
That screencap is the YellowMC22anon. His user name in discord is Cibby Boy.

That is not some person pretending to be him. It is him.

Nice damage control.

>>15200706
>200 in a 50 zone
>residential street
if he's that retarded that he couldnt go out 50km into the country to do that he probably deserved to die, not to mention the 33 year old pedo who probably egged him on to do it

>>15200942
Wot?

>>15200942
>out of context screenshot
Keep trying m8

>>15201000
>damage control

TOPKEK

ALL THIS DAMAGE CONTROL

>>15201000
>typical chat log in the /dat/ discord

FTFY M8

>>15200871
Ha i remember the old man saying something like that
>local cop shop
>'i want my motorcycle licence'
>'well you rode the bloody thing here so you cant be too bad, go down the street and chuck a u-ey'

who /sadcunt/ dat? post sadcore

https://youtu.be/Pz3lJX92ly0

>>15201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-NQ8t0JCXc

>>15200794
Exactly. You don't run from cops in an extended chase, you end it quick or they get you.

That does not mean you can't run, you sure as hell can. Just make it quick.

>>15201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWdZEumNRmI

:'(

>>15201184
quit being a poof you soft cunt

>>15201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

>>15201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2SKnyjFaRU

>>15201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4

>>15201184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0UDi1kD3Q

>>15201220
fucking good shit

>>15201247
>>15201252
classics

>>15201257
Fuck this cunt

>>15201250
i would if I could understand females or get one to stick around for more than a week

make way for ultimate sadcore:

https://youtu.be/NFQ4nuUuwNo

>>15201275
and more

https://youtu.be/OPTE0_P3grI

>>15201184
inb4 >/b/

>>>/b/687787455

>>15200495
A bone stock N16 Pulsar with a straw hat on the parcel shelf.

>>15201300
fuck man

>>15201037
discord it great honestly. postiem8s crazy build idea are pretty consistently awesome or hilarious

that and no captcha

>>15201428
Stop shilling your little circlejerk and get back to delivering my shit postie

>>15201446
>implying I'm postie
he posted hours ago he was out for the night doing music stuff I get the feeling the same people who hate names and trips are the type who fanatically hate discord.

>trying to explain to my gf and her missus how to drive and the road rules and what not
>her missus starts spewing shit that road rules are different between vic and sa
>starts an argument over it fucking road rules
>has never even driven a car before
Fucking south australians, are they all fucked in the head?

>>15201474
sorry my sister and her missus, not my gf and her missus

bit pissed atm

>>15201474
I blame the abundance of goon and weed t͏bh

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>The Toyota Comfort, released in 1995, was designed for use as a taxicab in Japan. A long-wheelbase version, called Toyota Crown Comfort is available in Japan, Hong Kong and Singapore

>>15201480
well her missus always bangs on how fucking good the weed is over in adelaide and how cheap it is, and how terrible victoria is in every way

I offered this to teach this cunt to drive in my car with my petrol and she starts an argument on how the road rules are different between sa and vic like sa is fucking elitist compared to vic

fucking south australians, I've met some of her SA mates and they are just as fucked, I'm sick of SA cunts

>>15201492
I can hear her crying to my sister now because I shut down every argument she tried to throw at me, this cunt is fucked

>tfw nobody in canberra ever posts here

>>15201526
>Canberra

>>15201526
i'm sure plenty of cunts in canberra lurk and post here

AFP pls go

How's this look?
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-Stagea-1997/SSE-AD-4075904/?Cr=3

>ran out of cans
>now I'm drinking goon
If this shit didn't taste like an abos asshole, I might just buy it more often

>>15201552
>no rwc
>2.5l V6
>automagic
>those wheels
>one of the sunroofs is broken
>two sunroofs, period

>>15201580
You'd only buy a car with an rwc? The strange thing is he says he has one in one part of the ad and that he doesn't in another part

>>15201590
if you don't buy a car with a current rwc you are kind of risking it, assuming you don't know how to check a car top to bottom of course

>>15201598
You can always get it inspected by a mechanic though right. I mean that costs a bit but you don't see that many with a current rwc anyway. And there's always the possibility something's happened since they got the rwc or they missed something or falsified it etc

>>15201776
Yeah mate take it to someone that is qualified to to do roadworthy inspections, they can tell you what has to be done

lads, its pissed down 105 mm of rain since 9 am yesterday. thinking about going to that floodbridge near holsworthy barracks and the glenfield waste disposal to take pics.

unless someone else wants to do it

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Can someone rate this grill for me?

to me she's perfect, haven't stopped thinking about her since senior school ended but some guys said she's ugly as shit. i really cant see it though and im finding it difficult to comprehend this

>>15203253
Pretty sure she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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>>15203253

>>15203253
If you like it you go for it. Face is not for me. Body looks good though!

>>15203302
>>15203300
>>15203277
serious? i honestly do not understand how she's not perfect, what sort of shallow hal sorcery is this?

>>15203302
exactly. she's got a hot body, but everything else is bad.

But, that's not necessarily a bad thing...

>>15203323
short
glasses
over bite
weak jaw
thin lips

M8, why are you bothered about what other people think.
If you like her that's the only opinion that counts.
She is deeply average. That's not a bad thing btw.

Jimmy isn't real.

>>15203253
id fuck. nice bod.
wouldn't wear her on my arm though, but im a shallow cunt who cares what people think.

wake up fat cunts. back to study/work/nothing/hooning/drinking

might go pick up my lil aw11 from my shed today, been there since some pajeet hit it with his van. had just restored it.

>>15201500
Fuck it must suck living in victoria

>>15203878
it does

t. country bloke living in Melbourne

>>15203253
hard to say from one pic

but I think she's cute

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, everyone has different tastes

if you find her attractive that's all that matters

stick your dick in her

>>15203253
looks insane. don't stick dick in crazy

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>>15203253
>club pic

Riding the cock carousel.

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>>15204384
Nah, doesn't have danger colouration so he should be ok

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Sup /dat/, /k/ here.

What do you fags think of the 180SX?
I was thinking I might get one.

In particular, is this one an okay deal?
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-180SX-1993/SSE-AD-3164954/?Cr=1

>>15204597
Shit bodykit, mechanically seems alright, stock turbo is a bit lame. Go 8500 cash or something and see if he bites. If not, nothing lost

>>15204597
>all work was done by Jimmy
>work was done by Jimmy
>done by Jimmy

Well if it's anything like his Astra...

>>15204597
S13's are fun, just make sure its clear of rust, bent bits and dings- as always if you don't know what the fuck you're doing with cars take a mechanic or mate that does.

>>15204611
>8500
Yeah that would be about my top dollar as well

>>15201474
Says the cucktorian that needs 500 signs before and after every town to tell them how to drive.

>>15204579
Does this apply to the cheeto dust encrusted neckbeards on MRAs?

>>15205361
Cheeto crust, man-bobs, faggot beards, contraceptive glasses and smell of stale semen should be enough to detect those

>>15205361
>>15205392
Fuck you cunts
I havent had cheetos in years
Im going to the shop

>>15201492
Did you ever stop to think maybe, just maybe, there are different road rules between states?

Heres one off the top of my head
Mexicans only have 100kmh limit on rural roads
In sa its 110kph

Sounds like you were the drunk fool

>>15201477
>Being related to a dyke

>>15205678
You can't get mexicans in SA as there is no state south of your border.

>South Australians are this retarded

>>15205747
heres your (you)

>>15205865
Does the truth hurt, mexican?

>>15205878
>You can't get mexicans in SA as there is no state south of your border.
>implying he ever implied this
are you legitimately retarded

(you)

>>15205915 (You)

He is right, you can't as there is not a southern state.

Sorry for your mental incapacities.

>>15205925
no one ever implied there was you fucking retard
just leave

nice samefagging btw

>>15205976
>mexicans
>South Australia
>there is not state south of SA
You iz da dumbz

nice buzzword btw

>>15199953
Are there other boards that regularly have Ausfag threads?

Did i hit a nerve
Silly mexicans with your mexican cops and mexican road rules

>>15205991
(you)

>go to KFC
> no zinger fillets cooked so they give me original recipe instead
> order LARGE combo, get regular chips instead
> order POTATO AND GRAVY, just get gravy
No wonder the hopeless cunts work in fast food instead of a real job

>>15201474
Kill yourself viccuck

>>15206083
Take a pic of the fuck up with your receipt and sent it to head office, I got a free bucket meal doing that.

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Fucken Chad's.

>>15206090
I already ate it
My problem is no zinger fillets. Every Sunday the same store has no zinger fillets
Like wtf

>>15206109
Just send a complaint in anyway, I do it about 4 times a year and end up with a free meal.
They usually replace what you ordered in total even if they only fucked up one thing.

>>15206065
No idea, though /v/ used to have them occasionally.

Why are japanese sports cars so boring/old now?
86/BRZ is old and slow
370z is old and way too expensive for what it is
WRX is old and fat, nothing like what the original was like
Honda hasn't made anything interesting for a while
I guess only mazda is on the ball with the mx5 but I don't particularly want one

>>15206263
have you even driven any of them you fat mongoloid?

>>15206263
Because the average joe doesnt want them
They want a little shopping trolley with a 1.3L that gets 0.9L/100kms and has an intergrated-bluetooth-heated-lane departure warning-automatic braking-iphone-cup holder

>>15206094
68k....is this guy for real? I don't make near that much with a solid 4 year degree

>>15206307
KEK, I made 100k last year driving a truck.

>>15206310
KEK, I made 200k last year fukting mums

>>15206310
Gib meth plz

>>15206310
exactly, australia is fucked when any braindead monkey can drive a truck and get that much

>>15206317
Maybe you should purchase your own vehicle too and run a company.

>>15206263
Get an Evo while they're still around.

>>15206317
Not really m8, someones gotta do it
They are in charge of 40 tonnes of rolling metal
They can earn that much as far as im concerned

>>15206323
44 TONNES m8

>>15206263
>86/BRZ is old
>It's only been out for 4 years

>>15206323
someone has to do it for sure, I understand the job has its difficulties but at the end of the day it doesn't take a genius. Too many people are getting paid way too much for low skill jobs when the jobs that were traditionally middle to highly skilled are getting left behind and kids are graduating with more and more debt.

>>15206321
Because then I wouldn't be doing what I want to be doing.

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>>15206326
>4 years old

Too old

>>15206328
> god damn truck drivers that work 80 hours a week giving me lots of debt from my worthless uni degree!
Get lost

>>15206333
No one is making them work 80 hours on meth, and my degree isn't useless, that's the reason it sucks to see it undervalued.

>>15206328
>Because then I wouldn't be doing what I want to be doing.

You ain't living the dream then.

>>15206333
70hrs/week max if you play by the book and that is heaps of time.

>>15206338
If it's undervalued it's for reasons that have nothing to do with truck drivers or construction workers or whatever earning more than you think they deserve, idiot
Next time don't enter an over populated field

>tfw 4th year uni
>already landed a $65k job with benefits that end up bringing it well above $70k

Peasants need not apply

>>15206338
>mfw i earn 28/h being a warehouse/wine production monkey
>mfw forkies are on over 30/h

It is what it is m8
Personally im glad the blue collar/white collar gap has closed

It is what it is
Uni degrees don't mean you instantly get a job
You've limited yourself to perhaps one industry, now you have to fight the other fish

>>15206349
He doesn't realise Australia is in dire need of truck drivers and this is why pajeet is over here driving.

>>15206338
Stay mad I earn more than you and all I do is change gears and murder prostitutes.

Also, general freight plebs are only on like 50k max/year, It pays to specialise.

>>15206381
plus dat 118.85 tax claim every night you are away.

>>15206428
Hue hue hue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhBoE56OEs

>>15206338
>meth
Actually it is general joe public who is on the meth and causing accidents these days m80.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/central-coast/driver-in-headon-that-paralysed-son-on-ice-court-hears/news-story/ba235a1a4ea8caf8ed064a1cfaa5d3be

>>15206094
>tfw TXT chad and told him I'd pay $10 if he sucked my dick.

>>15206366
Is it hard to get into warehousing driving a forklift?, I've driven a forklift before and it's not bad plus the money is good so it's kind of my back up job if everything goes to shit

>>15206481
$370ish 2 day course with a written and practical test
Its as easy as taking a shit
Some employers look for experience, some dont care
We go thru a few casuals a year, because it is batshit boring at times (the full timers tend to stick around)

>>15206481
jump on recruitment agencies. Heaps of work going around m8

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>>15204461
>mfw high milage cunt

>>15206511
>because it is batshit boring at times
Oath, worked at a union site and I could even help labourers load a pallet as it wasn't in my job description.

>>15206590
*couldn't

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whats the point of studying at uni and racking up debt when i could earn equal pay doing easy as shit work like warehousing or forklift driving?

i guess its more rewarding in the long term having an impressive degree than telling people you're a work donkey. But will the money be worth it either way?

i tried engineering, but anything i studied didnt stick and warehousing is paying me just as well with plenty more job opportunities for full time work

/blog

>>15206559
Looking for an apprenticeship m8, got a year until I'm 21 then I'm shit out of luck

>>15206668
What out of luck at 21? I'm 21 and my boss has offered an apprenticeship at the same pay plenty of times.

>>15206688
Really?, I thought you were fucked as soon you hit 21

Also my hands smell like WD40, smells so good

>>15206696
I think my boss is just offering it as like a "keep working here for 4 years" thing

>>15206696
How much more is the pay for a mature first year compared to a younger first year anyway, is it a lot or employers just being stingy cunts

>>15206708
What trade?

>>15206716
Metal roofing

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>>15206647

>>15200706
Sounds about right;

>Some died doing something illegal, usually breaking multiple laws
>Lets introduce a bunch of new laws that wouldn't of changed anything but fuck everyone else over in the process

>>15206808
If you think they're bad with cars, you should see what they're like with guns.

Feels galore

>>15206824
lol that sucks.

In vic nannystate atm with a NSW rego'd car and i hate the laws down here so much. Can't even really ever have a legally modified car.

>>15206806
i wonder if i could rob a bank and live easy for the rest of my life

it would never work

>>15206846
Successful bank robberies in Australia certainly aren't as common as they used to be eh.


Could traffick a butt-ton of heroin. One big haul could set you for life.

>>15206846
Just shoot the cops and skid off with popped tires
Enjoy your big dosh

>>15206647
look at it this way.

last time i saw my orthopedic surgeon, he looked at my arm, wiggled the wrist, then said,
"your solid mate, take care"

that cost me $135

now THATS makin money

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Well the good news is that we're still a nation with a goodly number of fucking idiots

Fucking seriously, its not like people haven't been told- don't drive through a flood.

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>>15206347
>thinking truckies and their depots play by the book

Why the fuck do you think they disable their speed limiters and take so much meth?

>>15206908
>Why the fuck do you think they disable their speed limiters and take so much meth?
[citation needed]
Or did you just hear it on the news

>>15206909
Experience, you can be doing 110km/h on the highway and still have a truck come and ride your ass and overtake you when a lane comes up, then you look on the back and see a big "100km/h limited" sign on the back. As for drug taking, mates dad did interstate runs all the time, all he did when he got back home was go to sleep, wake up, have a few billies and some meth then go back into another 40 hour trip, he said it's pretty rife among interstate drivers.

>muh anecdotal evidence

>>15206926
It is anecdotal evidence

>>15206926
>this one guy i know
Cmon man

>>15206946
>>15206935
You guys denying that a lot of truckies speed and do drugs to keep them awake? How sheltered are you?

>>15206647
trades people and or warehouse workers reach their max income early in their life, so sure they have more money earlier but it doesn't go up as they get older. Not much anyway. You can progress up much higher levels of pay with a uni degree job, just takes abit longer. And your back won't be fucked when you're 50.

>>15206955
How memed out are you. It is very few who do. The good old days of trucking are gone.

Truckers are constantly watched via CCTV on the highway. Hell NSW has big signs that boast about all truck trip and speed times are monitored.

>>15206976
haha
nsw, oraly brah?
nice average size state brah?
cowboy truckies move to were the rules arent. we are a big country and your narrow view from sydney/gong/central etc. doesnt mean those things dont happen in our big 7,682,300 sq.km land mass


http://world.bymap.org/LandArea.html

>>15206996
You are an idiot.

I'm glad you are so upset that your dad was a truckie and you mum doesn't know which one it is after getting ploughed by 20 each night at the truck stop.

>>15206996
>brah

It's past 8:30. Time to go to bed, you have school tomorrow.

>>15206976
Not this drongo >>15206996
But he has a point, a lot of depots are still dodgy cunts and run their workers to exhaustion and tamper with limiters trying to get shit delivered on time.

>>15207009
really thats the best you could a do, a slut mom reference. cool, when you get hungry eat that chip from your shoulder.

>>15207013
exaggerating to prove a point, he is saying,
"i dont see it, its policed in my state, so it must never happen"
thats as dumb as saying ever truckie does it
>>15207020
BIG companies dont like the PR when things go wrong, but many smaller companies push much harder because their margins are much narrower

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>>15206263
>86/BRZ
Not meant to be fast in the first place. It's a hardtop Miata with useless rear seats. Can be made faster by dipping into the endless reservoir of aftermarket parts.

>370Z
It's getting pretty dated but where does Nii-san take it now? It needs to be split into two different cars at this point.

>WRX
Blame safety and emissions nonsense. The STi still runs the EJ25T for now, at least.

>Honda
FK2? Nothing else, really. Nobody is going to see a new NSX here ever.

>MX-5
It is what it is.

What emissions cuckery and safety requirements didn't kill or castrate, a lack of sales dusted off. We can still import the old shit, at least.

[citation needed]

>>15206886
I drove to friends place for S15 5 speed conversion, saw 6 (six!) cars on tow trucks or parked up after being hydrolocked.
The stupidity is staggering
>innalandrover
>coming up to a 30cm deep puddle
>going slow ish
>some gimp in a VE flogs in doing 50km/h
>hydroplanes
>somehow doesn't bin it
>continues flogging along
It was fun as fuck boosting through puddles tho

>>15207020
>run their workers to exhaustion and tamper with limiters trying to get shit delivered on time.
Not any more, everything must be logbooked and if shit doesn't match up in the book they get fucked.

>>15207138
was working tonight, out driving.
tonnes of flooded areas i somehow got through in a little hatch.
so many fallen trees, cops, emergency vehicles.
very intresdating.
I saw that narrabeen flooded, did you died?

>>15207155
I did, yeah. Both yards hardcore flooded, only one way out of my part of the peninsula and that was mostly underwater. But we good now

>>15207160
fuck that. did you see that video of the guy in landcruiser driving around and a white bimmer floats past?
im always so worried how people in low lying areas prepare their cars/houses. besides going full sperg disconnecting shit

>>15207166
I did not
>prepare their cars
You can't do anything short of moving your car.
As soon as water gets properly in the carpets and stuff insurance companies just write them off if it's sub like 10k value. And even then, if it goes much higher and soaks into the ECU it's definitely fucked.
I actually have a friend with a house on narrabeen lake, I think he was flooded out totally

>>15207171
ill try did it up its quite a laugh. sucks man but thats how it is. oooo ask how fucked his cars are pls, he may have some rank car gore

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>>15207187
Nah just asked, they moved everything out.
I did see a W126 merc on a tow truck. So sad, it looked awesome. Windows down so she's dead

>>15207202
lucky cunt.
fug those are sweet, shame.
i wish i had a dashcam esp for nights like this.
i see so much stuff happening when i drive ~5hrs a day

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>>15207138
>they have log books, they must be legit!

>go through a puddle in val
>water sprays into engine bay
>car bogs and stalls as the dizzy is dripping wet
>clean it with a towel i found on the side of the road
>start it up, drive away
taught me to be careful around puddles n shit

>>15207202
Isnt that a c126 you posted?
Not a w126?
Maximum autismo engaged

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus

>>15207235
I got about 50 hours for my P's and my logbook said 130.

>>15207235
Go have a look at
https://www.nhvr.gov.au/files/2015-0225-hvnl-penalties-and-infringements-july2015.pdf

Ctrl+F "hour" and have a look at the penalties. And yes they do check the books. The truckies for Linfox told me what they go through

Meth era is done boss

>>15207240
Dunno the difference desu, I'm not a merc dood

>>15207258
Well if thatgermanguy could drag himself away from ruining all the f6's in the country for 5 seconds, he could tell us
But noooooo

>>15207171
heh in this hood its 'spot the migrant' as they always park their shit under trees thinking it'll be safe.
One car up the road got beastfucked by a eucalypt shedding its branches and had the happy sound of chainsaws going at it since about 6am

>>15207138
Oh yeah, did tipping the engine back help any?

>>15207267
W126 is the base, C126 the coupe
car in the picture is the coupe
actually looks like it might be a brabus, but don't quote me on that.
>tfw can probably try to kill the falcon again on Wednesday