>post on /o/ for 5 years >know more about cars than nearly

>>15170296
Sure thing, sure thing.

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>post on webMD for 5 years
>know more about medical procedure than nearly any doctor or anyone I know
>never taken a medical class or done a single surgery, just read about them

Anyone else?

>>15170296
As someone who has been here for years, I've noticed recently, like the last year or so, the post quality has dropped massively. Everyone seems so engrossed with benchracing and muh numbers that they've forgotten what made /o/. And I'm not saying there was never shitposting, but the newfags and benchracers have ruined this board.
/rant

>>15170344
It's like this on /k/ too.
I think the normies and redditors migrated to 4chin.

>>15170361
I feel it /k/omrade
fellsbadman.jpg

Calculate the total resistance and current in a 12-volt parallel circuit with three resistors of 4 ohms, 8 ohms, and 16 ohms. What is the total resistance and current?

>>15170344
lmao cück hairdresser fag btfo >buying amerishit ever omg amerilards r so stupid XXDDD

This is 90% of the board excluding Alphonse's autism

I know what you mean brother. Tsukuba lap times and best motoring is all you need really.

>>15170381
You forgot FWD sucks threads

>>15170344
>last year

as if this hasnt been happening since 2006, with a serious quality breach around 2010

>>15170378
>being an electrician

kek what a fag

>>15170396
I'm aware of the 2010 habbening, but It's gotten worse, and more prevelant

>>15170394
Most of the drivetrain shitposting I see is Honda owners going "FWD IS JUST AS GOOD LMAO RWDKEKS BTFO" and so on. Benchracing from both sides aside, you're out of your mind if you think FWD is the superior platform.

>>15170378
Wow post a diagram so I know what the fuck you are talking about you cuck.

>>15170410
>He's so clueless he doesn't realize this question is about cars

12 volt system nigger

>>15170410
>you need to be an electrician to do 14 year old level schoolboy physics

>>15170416
Oh I'm not saying that. I'm aware of the downsides of FF, but I like small hatchbacks, so I enjoy driving ff

>>15170418
Why would you need a diagram, it tells you all the info you need. Or do you not know what a parallel circuit is? :^)

>>15170419
>>15170426
Fuck you teach, diesel explodes on compression not that electricity.

Technician A says that high HC emission levels are caused by a fault in the ignition system. Technician B says that high CO2 emissions are usually caused by a richer than normal air fuel mixture. Which technician is correct?

A

B

Both

Neither

>>15170433
>it tells you all the info you need

No it doesn't.

>>15170439
okay
"diesel explodes on compression"
happy now, you hick?

>>15170439
Lmao this isn't even about the ignition system m8. Just normal 12 volt circuits that would power your windows or blower motor.

>>15170442
>gives a shit about emissions
the cuck is real

>>15170453
All i need to know is suck squeeze bang and blow and not that gay porno neither.

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>>15170455
Correct.

>>15170443
sorry I'm not giving any hints. You're the car guy

>>15170455
>He can't even answer a simple question about combustion

And you say you know about cars

>>15170459
>he's actually this retarded

Come on /o/ you're better than this

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>>15170453
>power your windows or blower motor.
wat

>>15170475
>being this mad at banter
>actually thinks we're having a serious argument.

>>15170475
You are so fucking stupid holy shit.

Alright /o/, here's an easy one.

Which type of ABS system requires the use of four wheel speed sensors?

One channel

Two channel

Three channel

Four channel

>>15170455
>ur a cuck if you don't like pollution

i bet you are one of those cuckholds that don't pourmercury and motor oil en every glass of water you drink, cuck

>>15170505
>ABS
faggot

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>>15170381
t. summerfag
Holy fuck, did I hit a nerve? I guess when you get BTFO so many fucking times you tend to get frustrated.

>>15170419
>12 VOLTS

YEAH NOW IT IS TOTALLY A CAR QUESTION AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT A PHYSICS QUESTION

>>15170344
only because people on /o/ actually post on other peoples low quality bait

>>15170416
Capped. FWD is garbage.

>>15170505
>literally have not used this knowledge since college and forgotten it

>>15170442
Tech A, I think. It's been a while since I've studied anything to do with emissions.

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>"it's an automatic"

>>15170378
2,285 ohm and 5,25 ampere

>>15170507
>i bet you are one of those cuckholds that don't pourmercury and motor oil en every glass of water you drink, cuck
I bet you're one of those cucks whose car has a 3 cylinder engine.
Daily reminder that plants need CO2 to breathe.

>>15170429
But do you like FF or small hatchbacks? Either way I wasn't necessarily talking about you, just the shitposters. The threads are garbage regardless.

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>>15170521
>"i bought a civic "

>>15170521
>he drives a transverse V6

>>15170524
>C02 is the only pollutant emitted by a ICE

you are a dumb nigger, let me guess, american?

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>>15170536
>"it's fwd"

>>15170533
Can I say both? I admit FR is superior, but ff can be fun.

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>>15170543
>"it's electric"

>>15170543
>>15170536
>>15170521
yep, stick to what you're good at fonzie.

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>>15170536
>it's good for the enviroment

like this fag

>>15170542

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>>15170552
>"it's a tesla"

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>>15170561
>"it's a nissan leaf"

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hey fonzie, i found a new meme, you see pic related? its powered by a ford engine, and it was faster than the acr and the z06 around the top gear track

instead of samefagging with greentext lets nuke the boeard with fastest laptimes edits

>>15170378
Ok, could, but won't. That's high school physics.

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>>15170561
>his car has less than 4 wheels driven

>>15170523
Correct

>>15170520
Correct

Good job, youre probably not a scrub like 99% of this board

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>>15170572
>his "luxury" car isn't an automatic
>>15170573
post the times first. I gotta finish derailing this faggots thread.

>>15170378
Easy
>Rtot=2.2857 ohms
>Itot=5.25A
>I4=3A
>I8=1.5A
>I16=.75A
Correct me if I'm wrong

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>post on /o/ past 3 years
>am a full time heavy duty mechanic and have done frame off restorations on 2 cars
>have never posted anything knowledgeable or useful here, only shitpost

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>>15170584
>he bought a bmw rolls royce

>>15170505
I don't know since one of my cars has broken ABS and the other has no ABS, but I would guess 4 sensors would require 4 channels to send data back the the computer on, so 4 channel.

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>>15170573
>dohc I4
Holy shit i'm dyin, this can't be real

>>15170572
>A FUCKING LEAF
>
>F
>U
>C
>K
>I
>N
>G
>
>L
>E
>A
>F

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>>15170603
>his car costs less than 100k

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>>15170584
>"and then he said he enjoys having something else give the car the pleasure of shifting"

>>15170599
I just started partaking in a lot of shitposting. shit's fun.

>>15170583
I don't even know how does that directly relate to cars desu.
It could have been any circuit and by the way that shit is high school tier stuff (if you went to a half decent school).

>>15170614
>iphones

>>15170624
>Android

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>>15170618
>and then he said "it's fast"
>>15170624
>he bought an iphone
>"No, I'm not kidding. He's actually this dumb!"

Maybe /o/ just should be deleted?

>>15170296
>post on /o/ for 5 years
>know more about cars than nearly anyone here or anyone I know
Let me stop you right there dumbass

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>>15170632
>he thinks gm has won lemans

>>15170638
Good, this board is absolute shit. It's so fucking terrible, there is hardly any real content.

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>>15170654
>he thinks class wins matter

>>15170592
You're right

>>15170604
Correct

>>15170620
Two anons have answered it correctly, why didnt you?

It relates to cars because a basic knowledge of 12 volt system and parallel/series circuits is critical to diagnosis of a lot of systems

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>>15170665
>he bought a gm product

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>>15170654
>his nissan has never even EVER got a class win at le mans
>he can't even afford a ford

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>he likes a company that has NEVER gotten an overall win
>he's a dumb cuck that thinks class wins matter

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>>15170684
>he drives a bmw

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>>15170684
>"and then he tried to say his datsun was fast"
>"he then mumbled something about the LMP1 GTR being a good idea

>>15170638
Soon enough, when self-driving cars take over.

/o/ will become /o/bsolete.

>>15170666
But i did answer it correctly, i just don't see how you can say that circuit scheme can just be related to cars.

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>he moves goalposts

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>>15170296
>>15170328
>post on /b/ for 5 years
>know more about traps than nearly any fgt or anyone i know
>never been a homosexual in my life and masturbate constantly

anyone else?

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>>15170713
>he's heterosexual

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>>15170702
>his nissan LMP1 car got BTFO by a GT class corvette
>and he still think production car lap times matter
>and he drives a datsun

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>>15170728
>his favorite car company has never gotten an overall win
>and then he started mumbling on about "muh class win"

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>kike kat is still mad GM sucks

lol

>>15170735
>he doesn't drive a truck
>he HAS to be a cuck

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>>15170754
>he actually bought a Subaru

>>15170754
> he drives an old piece of shit truck
>he must be a poorfag

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>>15170756
>he's so assmad he stops replying

>>15170765
>he drives a modern sedan
>he probably fukts a man

>>15170296
This guy, isn't he a pornstar that does a lot of shemales?

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>>15170781
>he likes women

>>15170701
Obviously it's not 100% car specific, electricity is electricity. but somebody with a knowledge of cars should know how basic circuits work. That's my point.

>>15170328
You can know a lot more than your doctor with a simple 5 minute google search. I just saw my dermatologist and she said I had some shit that couldn't be treated and I looked online and found at least 50 different ways to treat it.

When it comes to surgery and stuff they're cool, but doctors literally don't know diddly squat about the shit they prescribe. And they can hardly ever treat or cure anything, cover up a few symptoms at best and don't care about a holistic treatment.

>>15170789

Yeah, he's a pornstar, I recognize him from my childhood days.

>>15170296
Ramon is p.ugly desu

>>15170344
Shitposters ramped up hard sometime last year. People will blame redd.it and normies, but i blame the mentally ill.

>>15171279
>holistic treatment

>>15171687
I just blame good old Fonzie. Seems like he won't stop til the board's dead or something.

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>>15171741
B'awww, what's the matter?

Mebe the mods will finawee ban me 4 triggering u guise :((

[spoiler]8 years later and a japanese V6 supercar STILL causes this amount of assdamage.[/spoiler]

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>>15171768
>inb4 he makes another bitching thread on /qa/
>mfw it never works
B T F O
T
F
O

>summerfag got so triggered he stopped responding

>>15170296
Aaaaaand you're still a faggot

>>15170344
Are you talking about 2010?

>>15170344
>newfags have ruined this board
Yes, yes you have ruined this board. Get out

>>15173419
>implying I haven't been here for 7 years
pls

>>15173532
Sure you have buddy.

>>15173535
Are you really debating me over this? cmon m9

>>15170442
You get that question from a pepboys learning central or what ever the fuck it is?

>>15171279
you've been on the internet for too long

>doctors don't know diddly squat about blah blah blah

sure thing kid, you sound like the 150 IQ masterrace workers at my local mcdonalds

>>15170344
Same shit on other boards as well, can't even have a discussion on /g/ anymore more without "POO IN TEH LOO PAJEET MY SON" as every other post

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>>15171279
>holistic treatment
>holistic ideology
>holistic anything

>>15171279
>THIS HOUSEWIFE FOUND THE CURE TO DIABETES THAT DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
>CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE

You're a massive idiot

>>15170344
Everyone that owns cars is hanging out in the their car's general thread, the rest of the board is mostly shitposting, benchracing or both

>>15174781
This guy has a point, generals are pretty chill

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>>15171279
>holistic treatment

>>15171279
WebMD patients just make my job harder, they walk in thinking they know everything because they memorized a few symptoms

>I think I have cancer! The bucket type...
>You mean Burkitt's lymphoma
>Yeah, I kissed a girl at a bar a few weeks a ago and I felt she was sketchy, look my jaw's all swollen
He Googled the symptoms, but he didn't realize that only black people get swollen jaws with Burkitt's, white people get colon cancer and it takes years not weeks

And why the fuck did he want to be diagnosed with cancer so bad?

>>15174841
Munchausen syndrome/attention seeking

Do you merricanes not do any psych in med school?

>>15174867
He'd have to have a history of making up illnesses to be diagnosed with that, and those people usually describe generic symptoms instead of insisting they have a specific and serious illness

>>15170296

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>>15170296
Pic

>>15170344
>everyone seems so engrossed with benchracing and muh numbers that they've forgotten what made /o/.
SHITPOSTS

>>15174403
>He doesn't recognize ASE test questions

pathetic

>>15170296
>posts on /o/
>knows about cars

Pick one, faggot.

>>15175493
Fucking Technician B

>>15170442
High HC means unburned gas in exhaust due to ignition problem, CO2 is used to monitor the efficiency of the engine/cat/emission controls

>A is correct

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From my last quiz

>>15175956
Fuck. Thanks for making me realize that I know fuck all about cars.

>>15171279
my doctor is german and used to be a chiropractor , he googles stuff with his patients.. he's the best doctor i've ever had

>>15175956
c
a

know almmost nothing about cars

>>15175956
doesn't matter what the problem is, upsell them brake pads and fluid

>>15175956
>he thinks this is hard
c and a

also theres more to cars than OBD asebaby.

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>>15170296

I'd like to thank this thread and OP for being an important part of the car enthusiast community.

Those who spend countless hours researching and informing others of what most consider to be useless information until necessary, such as head bolt torque specs for a BMW S54.

It is because of you, who most seem to call autistic, that many mechanics, vehicle owners, racers, and those also wanting to become car enthusiasts, have ample accessibility to information they need or want.

Some heroes don't wear capes, they post on the internet.

Thank you, /o/.

>>15176837
this post gave me reddit

>>15176857

I've been here since 2007. Most of the questions that are asked here are specific and sometimes need very specific answers.

/o/ is great at having a community diverse enough to answer almost of everything that's thrown at it. I do mean answered correctly.

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>>15170521
>He's a homosexual

>>15170296
Is that the huge dick guy who fugd kitty jung

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