[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/ Superman dat hoe

Dem poses doe

daily reminder that honda a shit

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Mai waifu sold for 4k. I have about 10k. What do I buy now? I was thinking of something similar to a Monster. Suggestion?

>>15119741

Mine is Hero 3+ Black

1080p wide (no superview but that shouldn't matter)
24fps (you want slower fps at night to have more time to absorb light)
low light ON
protune OFF (no point unless you want to colour grade/etc. I have mine off all the time and I video the fuck out of shit with dslr's... not worth it for youtube/dbt crap)

>>15119804
cheers buddy

>>15119803
get a sweet black and red gixxer

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kek Mugello

>>15119803
KLR 650 and some mint choc chip ice cream.

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>>15119803
>v-twin
>naked
>more power (most powerful naked for sale atw)
>more handling

even better than a monster!

12k though so you might need to save.

>>15119820
was hilarious seeing all those pastaniggers have fate shit on them.

>jorge just smiling and laughing on the podium ignoring how much people don't want him there

classic

>>15119803
maybe can find a '10 / '11 S1000RR if you're lucky
also a fan of the dorsoduro

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>>15119827

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>>15119824
>buying american

>>15119803
hypermotard son

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>>15119835
100% dinky di aussie m8

>>15119803
kilogixxer

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Should i change my mirrors?
>what should i check for its 5year birthday?
I got
>oil
>maybe clutch and brake fluid
>suspension checkup
>repaint knicked areas

>>15119831
Dorso 1200 is orgasmic to ride

>>15119810

maybe

>>15119822

Muh crf 450

>>15119824

That's pretty dank m8. That's a possibility. Will look into.

>>15119831

Looking more for a memetwin this time around

>>15119838
>snowcat.jpg

>>15119863
Need Memetwin

today I bought the Kawasaki ER6N. it is my first baiku

how bad did I fuck up?

>>15119893
Wheel bearings, fork seals and oil, new seat leather, new grips, brand new stainless steel screws and bolts for the entire bike, rear shock refurb, new tires, tubes, new battery, clutch plates, steering bearings etc.

Why cheap out when, with a little work, you could essentially have a brand new bike?

>>15119929
>Kawasuckky
Should have got a real bike, like a Harley or a Indian.

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>>15119938

>>15119938
>trying to meme kawasaki

Your honda a shit m8

>>15119958
My Honda is a bad ass mother fucker. Would rather have a Kwak Super Sherpa though.

>rode to work saturday
>had to stay for 2nd shift, but then unexpectedly for 3rd shift as well
>ride home at 7 in the morning
>sleep
>back to work at 2 yesterday
>leave work, ride home
>sleep
Why does working suck so much I just wanna ride and not work

>>15119804
>he fell for low fps meme

>>15120009

>he doesn't understand how camera sensors work

>>15119929
Every driving school uses that bike for their A/A2 license,
should be the perfect beginners bike then

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>>15119827
as a sicilian i am offend
we aren't all criminals with poor manners.
just 99%

>>15120001
>"hey anon, can you cover X's shift please"
>"no sorry, I have other plans"

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>>15120001
>I just wanna ride and not work
>not doing both
The adventure biker tour guide business is a nice one to get into too. Spend your days leading a bunch of wealthy middle/old aged men down scenic roads on their BMW baikus.

>>15120014
I can see why. it's an easy, comfortable bike to ride. Fun tho, it's got a bit of beans if you give it some

>>15120017
Yeah but I'm a big bitch
>hey anon i know there was a call off for tonight and i'm mandated to stay but i have to go to my other job at 6 in the morning can you stay? :(((((
>yeah ok whatever
i always get asked because i never say no
one of my friends on first shift got mad because i didn't make the other gal stay

>>15120017
>do this
>boss doesn't give you any work for a week out of spite
>run out of monies
>become homeless
>travel the world on a bicycle meeting lots of interesting people and working various jobs
>forced to lose your autism
>have lots of sex with foreign womens
>end up getting a good job with decent pay through some of the contacts you made on your journey
I guess things always work out in the end.

Unless you're wranon.

>>15120026
>i always get asked because i never say no
well there's ya problem

act like a bitch and people treat you accordingly. I'm not saying you have to be a dick to people but stand up for yourself a bit

>trying to fix bike
>every time I get ready to fix something, find something else fucked up or stuck bolts force everything to come to a screeching halt
Why can't this be easy?

Why did Suzuki have to use easily stripped hex screws for everything?

>>15120072
the japs are paying revengs for atomic bombs.

should have bought a ktm, its a best

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>Shitty weather
>no good riding unroll Thursday
>might as well play fallout and browse dbt

Lurk mode activated

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>>15120076

>got my insurance
>got my license plate
>went and got my new bike
>it's raining
fuck, anyway now I'm not a nobike anymore.

>>15120100
Go ride in the rain. It's not so bad

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does wearing gear make it dbt content?

>>15120072
>anything other than torx, hex (not allen) or glorious JIS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Protip: replace every allen, pozidriv, philips and flatblade bolt with a hex bolt, you'll thank yourself later

>>15120100
learn in the rain, you won't regret it.
fairweather riders can fuck off

>>15120030
>the plot to golden boy

>>15120122
Lol. You mean the majority of riders

>>15120106
>>15120122
alright. not sure where to go though but I might go grocery shopping

>>15120146
Yep. Practice in the rain and laugh at them as they give up riding because muh weather

How else are you gonna become a postie?
>>15120152
Go grocery shopping then.

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>>15120117
>hex (not allen)

>>15120115
only if ATG

>>15120146
i live in phx - bike is the only wheels i have ( and its fucking glorious ) because you can get away with it here. Sometimes it rains, sure - but the big killer are the massive fucking monsoons that attack the city from july to september. im talking a huge wall of wind and dirt coming at you sweeping everything, like out of a movie.
>even then all you do is slow down and watch for lights in the dust and you're good
fair weather fucbois can fuck a manfanny

>>15120146
Yes. The majority of riders are faggots. Its just water.

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>>15120163
pic related, happens every year for a couple months. if you're stoned when one of them goes down its like being a kid again and hoping the world burns.

>>15120117
>glorious JIS

fucking weeb

>getting haircut later today
>20 eurobux
>equivalent or 13.5 liters of fuel or 200km of riding
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>15120117
>he doesnt know the glory or square drive

>>15120163
>hurf blurf you wouldn't ride through a tornado
sure I would faggot its just air

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>>15120122
I ride in the rain all the time, I don't have a car and I'd rather arrive soaking than take a fucking train that's for sure.

but I don't get the ego about riding in the rain, some poeple just don't want to do it. Big whoop, it's not like riding in the rain is hard, it's just not as good as riding in the dry.

You only ever see this shit online too, in real life you're out with a bunch of people and you see it's about to start raining and everyone goes "ahh fuck", online it's all

>riding in the rain is awesome I love it so much, I like it even better than riding in the dry, I go drifting on my ninja 300 whenever it rains and if you don't like it more than riding in the dry you're a "fairweather rider".

>>15120185
Would all motogp riders crash if you secretly removed 3mm of material from their kneepads?

>>15120185
in American culture bikes are a hobby 90% of the time. Many people don't like doing their hobby in the rain

>>15119796
Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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>>15120188
no.

Though some, like lorenzo are oddly particular about their sliders, he runs two on top of each other on the left side sometimes because he seems to like a dig.

then some others like stoner just sort of lightly touch then pick it up so his sliders are barely messed up at all by the end of the race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4snkUUolJ0

>>15120177
>not cutting hair yourself
Y tho

>>15120177
I go to wog barbers, 10 aussie bux usually.

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Blog post
Saturday I'm going to look at my dream baiku.
It begins with an H.
It's also American.
Can you guess what it is?

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>>15120185
Its 4chan man, what did you expect

>>15120227
A piece of shit.

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>>15120115
WHY. what did that old ass doggo do to deserve that.

>>15120227
Fuck off, Tash.

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>>15120228
actually I was mostly paraphrasing normiebook then lol

>>15120227
Honda!

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>>15120238
Roger that

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>set up new tent
>testing it for SEM worthiness
>staring out the window now hoping it will rain at least a little

>>15120163
>fair weather fucbois can fuck a manfanny

I always know when it's going to rain- there are no motorcycles out. 8 fucking hours before scattered showers and fucking nobody. if it's going to be nice, they're like rats.

I don't do rain gear and I don't have anywhere I have to go (e.g. work) but my rule is if it's nice when I leave I ride. idgaf if I come home soaking, although the skid demon has tried to bite me more than a few times in the wet.

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>>15120232
>old ass
he's like seven human years now

fuck

>>15120255
Oh he looks like an old timer but I guess he can go for another 5 years.

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>>15120227
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG?

>those boots are paper tho
>saturday is SO FUCKING FAR AWAY BRO
>24+24?

>>15120255
>seven human years
finally someone older than me on dbt

Best looking motorcycle boots?
>no hipster shit
>no retarded graphics
>just black/grey with decent protection

>>15120219
The way Stoner corners looks cool as fuck.

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>>15120263
>tell me what looks good because I don't have eyes
>it's totally not subjective

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>>15120263
the boots they kitted me out with at work are alright as far as waterproof full sized boots go

>>15120263
>revzilla
>boots
>???
>buy somewhere not revzilla

it's like you can't even look

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>>15120263
These or the alpinestar smxsomething, they both are lightweight, fits very tight without hurting and are pretty alright to walk a round with.

>>15120276
>tfw yuro
Looking around i see bright neon faux mx stuff and white/black ski boots lookalikes
>>15120272
This looks cool
Anything with latches adjustments?

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>>15120267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqrGbiGYs6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EwxnxfIav8

stoner is crazy in the coconut

most beautiful style I have ever seen on a road bike, people give marquez all this credit for doing stuff stoner had been doing for years, stoner is just more refined in the same motions.

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>>15120287
>Nolan helmet

>>15120272
They actually have latches on the outer side, I can't take a picture now because they're in another room and i'm lazy as fuck

>>15120286
Don't you have something like polo or Louis around? Almost everything in their collection is black and simple

>>15120158
You misunderstand. Allen is hexagonal hole in round end. Hex is hexagonal end. Socket drive, you know?

>>15120174
The only cross-drive that actually works, pz and ph are garbage

>>15120179
Euro, I almost never see any.

Dbt halp

I was going to ride to class this morning, but my motorcycle failed to running. Started with choke, let it go for a bit, turned off choke... Die. Choke restart, died shortly after. Whenevr I tried to throttle up to make it warmer. It died. After it died under choke, I think it flooded. Tried to start for like 15 mins. No luck

>should I kill myself?

>>15120300
Did you turn the fuel turned on? Was there though fuel in the tank?

>>15120299
>doesn't like hex socket
>pz and ph are garbage
>muhh JIS

found the autistic weeb who never works on anything

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16 DAYS

hold me /dbt/, I'm not sure I can wait that long.

The only question is, do I buy a new, green helmet to complete the full Kawasaki shill ensemble?

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>>15120292
that's actually explained in his book, he says nolan were one of the first sponsors to truly actually take a chance on him, helping him out immeasurably early on in his career when they'd just moved from australia and were dead broke living in a winnebago. He said he'd never change as a sign of gratitude.

oddly enough the nolan stoner helmets are fucking impossible to get in australia, so maybe not the best business choice for him.

I don't even know the deal with nolan, what makes them different to x-lite again? shit I have no fucking idea.

>>15120312
yes and get some monster energy stickers

>>15120312
get a simpson street bandit

>>15120317
That's pretty cool and makes sense. I'm sure they make a good helmet for him anyway.

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>>15120312
you're not getting winter test edition colours?

For shame.

>>15120230
>>15120236
>>15120239
>>15120260
All right.
A cookie for you and you and you and you

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>uncle sent parts he found for maxim
mmmmmmm

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>>15120286
they have latches on the outer side

>>15120326
Nah, it's nice and all, but I've already had 2 black bikes, so I fancy some colour, and I've never owned a green bike.

Plus, the winter test edition comes with the Akrapovic slip-on for like £600 extra, but I can already buy the same slip-on for £380 thanks to a friend who works for Kawasaki, so I'll have an extra £220 to blow on other parts.

>>15120318
Nah, I'll already be sticking some /dbt/ and WAT stickers on it, so I'll already be fully meme'd up.

>>15120317
>I don't even know the deal with nolan, what makes them different to x-lite again?

nolan brands their higher end helmets as X-lite. That's the difference

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>feel fine when walking
>too short and tight on the knees when riding
>need to ship them back
>can't be bothered trying a different size in a store

Fuck Dainese and their manlet sizing.

>>15120309
full tank, fuel on. I tried fuel off no choke and starter for a while to dry it out or something, no working. eventually the starter started bogging down so i gave up. It never reached a point where it was idling off choke, though... and why would throttle kill it? seems like something is wrong, because i was riding fine yesterday. started up no choke no problems. It was like 70 yesterday, prolly 50-60 this morning.

>>15120349
>kawa sportsbike without monster energy stickers

dafuq are you doing, lad?

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>>15120351
>tfw Dainese trousers fit perfectly

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>>15120351
get a non manlet brand like alpinestars

>>15120354
S-sorry, I just don't like snapbacks...

>>15120272
Make/model?

>>15120269
>plum pants
>rose leather
>red bike

somehow he looks fly tho.

>>15120364
>buying the subaru wrx sti of bikes
>doesn't like snapbacks

m8

>>15120356
I'm looking into some pair of pants that are not riding jeans, do leathers get sweaty and sticky like a pair of bdsm pants? Or are they comfy?

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Found this sick tight wheel tape, never knew about Motoinkz before. Any other cool ones I should check out?

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>>15120373
They're dririder AP1 I suppose.

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>>15120379
all leathers now usually have perforation and "aramid stretch material" in the non essential sliding bits, see it inside the arms and legs in the bits that won't be sliding, this stuff flows pretty well really.

Once you're moving it's not too bad, I'm not very fit and I've hit the touge on 38 degree c days before and yeah it was hot and a little sweaty but totally manageable and not disgusting.

>>15120311
Seems like you've never worked on anything more serious than your 2015 model 125cc scootscoot, kiddo. Anything bigger, older or rustier with allen or cross-drive screws or bolts gets stripped in nanoseconds. And I have Bahco tools

>>15120377
Well, it was either the ZX-10R, the R1, GSXR-1000 or the 1299 Panigale. Test rode them all, and the Kawasaki just felt the best. The R1 felt too skittish, the GSXR felt like it wallowed coming out of corners, the Panigale was uncomfortable on my wrists, but the Kawasaki felt right pretty much immediately. Plus, the wheelie control, TRC and the rest of the electronics package on the ZX-10R just felt really refined, much less intrusive than I expected.

The only other competition was the S1000RR, but I've just never really liked them much.

>>15120397
Uhm ok thanks I'll give them a try then, the dainese ones are like 200 bucks so not that expensive e ither.

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since we're talking pants today

do any anons have slip in knee pads they upgraded or a good source for some decent but cheap ones? google gives me full knee brace dirt shit.

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>>15120376
Old man swag. You know he doesn't give a fuck.

Looks a lot less cool without his helmet though. Pic related.

>>15120399
>muh oldschool japcrap shitbike
>muh JIS

top kek senpai

>>15120409
And yes, I could have probably fixed the problems on the other bikes with a bit of suspension/ergonomics adjustment, but why bother when I know for a fact that the Kawasaki suits me?

>>15120409
It's just some banter

>>15120399
This. Hex confirmed a shit. Took me 4 days to remove a Hex header bolt. Stripped it out to about 3 more sizes and eventually broke off in the head. Hex a shit.

>>15120415
That faggot in the sidecar needs to get his finger off the trigger.

>>15120415
he looks like a chick without his helmet. would lemonparty.

>>15119796
I need a guide to buy myself riding gear.
What are some non-meme looking boots and a jacket

>>15120427
>>15120399
This is the second hex screw (allen) I've stripped on this bike since starting to work on it.

This shit should be illegal.

>>15120444
maybe you're just retarded

how the fuck does one manages to shit up an allen bolt

>>15120461
if you have really bad, poorly made allen keys with shitty tolerances you can do it easy.

>>15120444
>>15120427
>>15120399
are you seriously this bad? I've taken apart jeeps that are more rust than metal. Extreme care and perfect 90º entry are required.

Also you need to be sure you're using metric on metric and SAE on SAE. shit that almost fits with fuck your shit. rust/dirt/grit in the pattern will fuck your shit.

You all maybe should turn in your mancards.

>>15120472
Exactly why hex a shit. Motorcycles are very small machines. "Perfect 90 degree entry" is not always possible. For the header bolt they were too crowded for any of my hex keys. It would have been perfect for a wrench but nope. Don't blow your head up too much because you can use a Hex key in a perfect scenario guy. Hex bolts are shit for anything but an Ikea desk.

>>15120500
Actually they're shit for Ikea desks too

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>>15120500
just use something like pic related
I don't see how jis can be considered any better than allen

>>15120500
>"Perfect 90 degree entry" is not always possible.

someone screwed it together once you lazy fuck

>>15120500

>trying to undo a screw on an angle

kek

>>15120517
Pretty sure his orginal line was that allen bolts should be replaced with hex bolts. The JIS being the only decent screw thing was seperate.

>>15120536
>replacing a countersunk with a hex bolt

>>15120500
I just snapped one of the allen bolts on my Katana's head after stripping it earlier.

Who thought these pieces of shit were a good idea?

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>Bike Cleaning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_JPwlViDxc

>>15120566
Thanks for reminding me I have something to look forward to this evening.

>>15120553
That's what torx is for

>>15120522

Yes, on a table in factory by a gook with a torque drill with an extension on it all shiny and rust free. Add 10+ years and try freeing a stuck bolt thats been welded by time and dirt the same way. There are Allen screws that you can have a perfect fit on and they will still strip out because years of abuse will do that to metal. It just weakens and disintegrates. I'm not saying that can't happen with a Hex bolt, but they are a lot more ways to get them out and you can get a better solid "grap" grip on them then an off balance inside grip.

>>15120559

At least 3 retards in this thread.

Allen keys do not belong on something that is going to see the outdoors.

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>>15120255
my chi is 7 and has like another 13 fuggin years of shaking and sleeping under the covers, similar to humans the manlettes outlive the manmores, and then they fuck the manmores widows.

>>15120566
Oh God this is so bad. Jesus.

Without taking the piss. What's the appeal here?

>>15120589
It's not like torx/polydrive don't get used on anything where torque matters

>>15120636
Memes.

>>15120248
hose
water
apply

http://asheville.craigslist.org/mcy/5576879903.html

First bike?

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*looks at mother trying to walk her son down the crosswalk*

CHYEAAAAA!!

*looks at unamused black people that are trying to get on with their lives*

CHYEEEEAAAAAAA!!

"damn bros, I swear nobody here has a sense of humor ya know? ch-ch-chyyeaa ya know? bakerxderek here"

*me gusta music plays*

i'm noticing that motovloggers are not only autistic and cringe worthy, but they're also a solid 5 years behind on their memes. are they getting their memes from reddit or something?

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>>15120613
so what do you want to use instead?

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well, since the green piece of shit won the election and motorbikes, guns & everything thats fun will be outlawed in austria very soon, i have some time to refresh the map. once again, if you want to be on the map please send me a mail with

>an actual picture of your bike
>the exact model and year of your bike
>a description and contact info (skpye, email...)
>your approximate location (the city or town you live in is enough)

ill add you all in a few hours or so.

>>15120660
I like it, seems like a good beater bike to learn on. Those chinese bikes mimic the honda engines anyway so that motorswap should of been relatively smooth

>>15120665
Plebbit

>>15120675
>the green piece of shit won the election
What, no way.

>>15120675
>Grüner Bundespräsident

es ästerreicha werds a imma bleda

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>>15120675
I'm so sorry Austriabro

Hopefully we wont make the same mistake over here in the States so that Donald can talk some sense into Europe.

Also, my bike, pic related

>>15120675
It'd be useful for you to post your damned e-mail, you lefty cunt

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>>15120697

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>>15120675
>motorbikes, guns & everything thats fun will be outlawed in austria very soon
You hardly need to wear a helmet given the amount of tin foil that must be on your head.

>>15120703
its in the map description, click the link in the ORIGINAL POST

what do you think /dbt/?

Friends are being gay and plans fell through for memorial weekend. So i was going to take a ride down on my KTM 1290R From N. Utah to San Diego to go Surfing. Then, I got back with my MILF and we're going to rendezvous at in CA on June 4th.

Both destinations are a 10 hour trip each way.

Do you think its too much to do 2 trips like only a week apart? Should i forget San Diego this weekend and just get to Ca next week or should I do both

>>15120665
Okay so check out Lee Stuart man, he's upping the game more and more recently.

TashMotovlog is pretty cool too.

>>15120716
i doubt motorcycles will get banned but guns are heavily restricted already in AUS and whos to say they wont push for an initiative to harass the shit out of riders?

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>>15120015
terroni unite

anyways good news /dbt/
the TT is now insured, so I have a legal plate now
>still 3+ months until I can make my A2

>>15120719
fuk all that and go to sam

>>15120755
just drive straight through mexico and keep going?

>>15120626
u wot m8? My 250lb samoyed mutt lived to be 16 human years.

>>15120759
You have a tourer, one with desert pretensions
Just ride off in the distance

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>>15120786
its not the adventure .

and what you're suggesting is i start my voyage like the end of a western movie.

I dont want to fade to black, anon

>>15120675
What did he ban? You hukrapovic exhaust?

>>15120799
You won't
You'll be the spiccest spic there ever was

>>15120808
>what did he ban?

not prepping the bull

>>15120675
my bad, also add pls, I emailed you like 3 hours ago

>>15120744
>still 3+ months until I can make my A2
can't you make it at an other driving school or in an other Landkreis?

>>15120674
A 6 sided bolt maybe?

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>>15120849

TOP DEFINITION

Prepping the bull

When a silly cuckhold invites a deliciously hung black man (bull) into his bedroom to beastfuck his wife. However, before the ceremonies can begin, the silly cuckhold must "prep" the bull, meaning service him orally until he is ready for insertion into the young and ready wife.
T-thanks for making me google that...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/272249586993?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649


someone buy my cuck suit

>>15120675
bist doch jetzt sowieso deutscher, oder nicht? :^)
>shitbike adventure wann
>>15120865
>in an other Landkreis
will look that up, thought about the same.

>>15120895
nigga that's gay

>>15120895
>/dbt/ is so normal and full of regular people that we dont even know what prepping the bull is

>>15120929
Is it an american saying? Because I never heard it in yurop.

>>15120938
where in yurop? it's pretty popular here in germany

>>15120938
sort of, cucks have been around forever (if you've ever been cheated on you've been cucked) but "prepping the bull" and other cuck buzzwords have gotten so popular in the last few years on 4chan that even mainstream media uses the word to describe people now. It's a huge insult there isnt that many people out there who actually has a cuck fetish, most people who are cucked are either forced to get cucked or its happening behind their back.

>>15120938
>never heard it in Europe

if there was ever a word so fucking European that you just know upon hearing it that it couldn't have possibly originated anywhere else, that word is, "cuck"

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I was looking at my GSXR engine and the DR350 frame I have. It's not looking like it'll fit. The oil pump is even in the way...

Wombat Anon and I were talking and he casually mentioned frame extensions or to put it in a KLR frame.

I just can't fathom anymore.

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>>15120929
>/dbt/ is so normal and full of regular people

cheers.

>>15120876
>>15120553

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ugh

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fucking new filters, am I right gents?

>>15120817
goddamnit
you suck at advice

ok, ill rephrase the question.

What are the Odds i roll into san diego with my Cherry KTM with Utah plates and get jacked by a bunch of beaners

>>15120999
Nice trips.

Also, peel your TRUMP 2016 sticker off your waifu and you'll be fine.

>>15120999
>Utah

Is there even anything in utah?

>>15121010
mormons?

>>15121007
so should I do San Diego This weekend and another trip to meet my MILF the following weekend? Or should I skip San Diego and just meet up with my MILF next week? both are 10 hour trips each way.
I've never rode for that long, I'm in fairly good shape, I just dont quite know what to expect.


>>15121010
its a white mans paradise if you must know.

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>>15120977
correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't it be simpler to work the other way and start with the superbike frame if you're trying to make a hillclimb bike or whatever?

I mean the frame on an aluminium superbike is only like 10-15 kg of weight anywho.

It seems like the two routes people take when making these 4 cyl bikes into hill climb machines is to use the original frame or wholly fabricate something new.

>>15121010
beautiful roads, great skiing, good mountains, not much rust, weird religious views and a easy drive to colorado

>>15121026
Noooo. I wanna do a sleeper. I wanna talk mad shit, drop a gear, pass a queer and disappear.

>>15121020
Do what your penis guides you towards.

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>I'd have to import another one of my helmet from Europe to use it on the track because they don't put the ECE sticker on it in North America
Kind of gay

>drop 30 pounds
>need new leathers
fuk

>>15121059
>not just buying an ece sticker

>>15121059
>doing things to make the officer check your helmet

>>15121072
>reading comprehension

>>15120915
>will look that up
yes

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>>15121081
seems like you need a Sondergenehmigung, will go to the Zulassungsstelle tomorrow and ask them.
>mfw

>>15120989

I understand that, But when a countersunk is not needed, there is no reason to use an Allen head. In my case and many others, they were used to secure the header to the head. I cannot for the fuck of me understand who came up with that idea. I believe those are the only 2 Allen heads on the whole Dr 350. It's like they did it just to troll people.

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>>15121094
can't you get a Sondergenehmigung?
This whole story sounds like absolute unnecessary bullshit
but maybe only because I don't know the whole deal

>>15121078
[meme arrow] partially caring enough to read some of the post[/meme arrow]

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>>15121116
>This whole story sounds like absolute unnecessary bullshit
it is
I'll try to get a Sondergenehmigung, I want to hear what the other Zulassungsstelle has to say.
>inb4 they are open from meme times like 8 -13 or some shit like this

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>>15121049
oh, that's dumb.

Seems like a lot of effort on a gimmick.

I'd be making a hillclimb bike.

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>driving home after work with TW
>red light, do a sikk stoppie
>suddenly smells like burnt plastic
>wtf, look down
>see this
apparently the exhaust pipe touches the front fender when the front suspension is fully compressed

wtf yamaha

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>>15121129
>inb4 they are open from meme times like 8 -13 or some shit like this
the one where I got my license were open from 8:30 to 11:30, and only at one day in the week also from 14:00 to 17:45

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>>15121131
There is only one hillclimb in my area that I know of, and I'm not familiar with when the operate nor have I ever hillclimbed.

But, that is an idea and the cool thing is the swing arm on the DR is a three-piece so I could eventually do that.

Can you imagine me riding around on a hillclimb bike that's totally street legal?

>>15121129
tröst dich, hier bei uns ist die Zulassungsstelle bis 16:45 offen. Ist so als ob die verhindern wollen dass man nach der Arbeit noch vorbei kommt lel

>>15121150
Here it's only monday, from 8:39 to 12:00

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>buy a 125cc bike
>attach a 0 decal after 125
>you now ride a 1250cc bike
>get mad head nods

find a flaw

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>>15121049
Drop a queer, pass a gear and show your rear is more like it.

>>15121169
>buy R125
>remove "25"
>have R1

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>>15121172
You know me so well xD

>Decide to take my bike into the city for a cruise for a change to my normal country road riding
>suddenly a yellow light. Need to make a quick decision to speed and run the light or stop relatively quickly
>I know it's just another motorcycle behind me in my lane, so I stick to the right side of my lane and brake
>hear skidding behind me. Shit
>cruiserfag skids up right next to me on my right side
>wish I was wearing my gopro but I wasn't
City riding, never again

>>15121174
>you now ride a 1cc bike

great

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>>15121187
>I stick to the right side of my lane and brake
>cruiserfag skids up right next to me on my right side

>>15121169
Anyone who knows their shit would be able to tell from the design, size, and sound. Anyone else probably wouldn't even bother to look at the stickers.

>>15121202
I tried to leave plenty of room on the left but he decided to ride up on the white line to my right instead, right next to another car too

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Anyone know any other ways to get more oil capacity out of my 450R? I'm buying this but I want more to be on the safe side because the fucking thing uses like no oil.

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>>15121174
>buy spare R for the 25
>now have a second bike too

>>15121253
Get as big of an oil cooler as possible.

post momo memes

>>15121253
why would you want more oil capacity?

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>>15121271

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>>15121217
But riding is supposed to be fun.

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>>15121271

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>>15121294
>riding
>fun

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>>15121142
>being TW anon

>>15121286
Lower temperatures, less frequent oil changes. Less critical to have your oil level exactly right

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>>15121309
>actually being able to ride A2 bike tomorrow or wednesday. :^)

>>15121326
>wanting to ride a cb

>>15121142
>Japanese engineering

bike went in for a major service lads but apparently it's massively underperforming and the bloke reckons it's the exhaust not letting enough air in or something? Said he'll ring me tomorrow after seeing how it runs with the baffle out

It's an 07 SV650, was restricted to 47bhp a few months ago with a throttle stop but that's off now. Apparently they've already done valve shims, camshaft timing which was apparently off, and all the other standard service stuff

>>15121336
>unironically posted the WIP image
oopsie

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>>15121253
this would probably be better.

>>15121346
>mechanic wants to rip the baffle out of your exhaust
That's fucking retarded

>>15121346
>done valve shims
>camshaft timing which was apparently off

Bruh, if you need new shims and your timing chain is off you need a whole new bike. That bike is as hammered as the feminist friends are triggered on my personal Facebook account.

>>15121346
Also it's got a ridiculous 200mm delkevic slip-on on it. As an indicator of how much it's underperforming it struggles to do 115mph

Thing is I'm going to sell it after the service, don't want to have to buy a new exhaust before then

>>15121367
No not new shims, just adjusted.

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Goodnight, sweet worn out prince. Yours was a glorious sacrifice

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>buy CBR300R
>suddenly old CBR500R styling becomes appealing
How does this work

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Hello, sexy new sacrificial lamb

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>>15121350
pls hurry up

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>>15121150
>8:30 to 11:30
fuck this shit i have to work
what retard designs those times

>>15121158
>bis 16:45
jeden Tag?

>>15121377
I's barely scratched
>>15121380
I dunno, but
>had an SH
>still think CBRs aren't that bad
>even the NCs don't look horrible
>the VFR is sexual though
It's like a shitbike fever

>>15121389
It's actually gone through in a small hole

>>15121377
>>15121377
it's still good

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>>15121387
I was actually kind of done with it. I'm too retarded to make myself a bit more pixelated, and my autism couldn't take myself standing different than the other ones (bike left, person on the right) but I actually wanted to stand next to Raimu

>>15121058
that's the most sane thing i've heard all day.

you know, women reprimand you for thinking with your dick but that's exactly the kind of behavior that attracts them in the first place. Then, when they oblige your penis, they want you for themselves but if you concede, then they become less attracted towards you.

I have to learn to think with my penis 100% of the time

>>15121374
OK, he adjusted the lash. That's fine and proper. You've brought back a little more faith in me for this guy...

But we're down to the timing and this guy pulling the baffle. I don't know about the SV650, but the DR series and the GSXR engine I have all have timing chain tensioners. If your timing is some how out of whack, either someone got in there and monkey'd with the timing or your chain is shot because the design of the tensioner is pretty simple and fool proof.

And the baffling? The amount of ponies the baffling will hold back really is in the low percents. Teens maybe.

Ask this guy if he's done a compression test.

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>>15121388
ja lel
und öffnet um 7:30
weil da alles ewig dauert wirds sogar mit den flexiblen bürostunden knapp vor der arbeit hinzugehen

>not even allowed to ride bike yet
>already ordered some parts

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>>15121377
>that
>a sacrifice

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>>15121407
>>not even allowed to ride bike yet
>>already ordered some parts
same here 2bh
bzw. close to doing so

>>15121395
>>15121394

>>15121410
Salute to your jacket b

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>>15121388
>what retard designs those times
yeah
actually where I live now they are open from 8 to 14, and on one day until 17:30

>>15121407
>ja lel
>und öffnet um 7:30
impressive

>>15121428
> I accidentally all my r 65
>>15121407
dauert hier auch over 4 Wochen aber implying anyone gibt nen fuck

>>15121309
hows this anime called?

>>15121404
Before I decided on an SV I actually read that a failed cam chain tensioner is a common problem on them, so I'll ask if they've had a look at it and see if they've done a compressiom test too.

Just remembered that apparently the throttle bodies were off balance and they've sorted that. When I changed the exhaust to this one from stock there realy wasn't a noticeable change in performance, so like you I'm pretty sure it can't be that.

Can't wait to see my bill for this service...

>>15121452
tales of the mighty autist: life of wr anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZr-PncUjnk

now this is touge smashing.

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Any Versys experieces here?

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>>15121447
whoops

>>15121470
There was one, but be wary
He drugs black guys to make them fuck his wife

>>15121470
There's a guy here who recently bought one. Hang around and you might see him.

>>15121404
>>15121457
Also he said it was running rich. I don't really know much about mechanics so don't know how he would have determined that.

>>15121479
>>15121480
>>15121470
Just yell
>ABS IS SHIT
and he'll pop up

ABS A SHITE

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>>15121488
Looking at the spark plug of course.

>tfw I learnt things by lurking on /dbt/

>>15119929
My sister has the ER6F only problem so far is it that can get uncomfortable on long range journeys

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>>15121494
>>15121491
It is, though

>>15121511
>dat police woman booty
mamma mia

>>15121522
Liking midgets

>>15121538
>not enjoying throwing a tiny woman around in the bed

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REAL EUROPE HOURS WHO TF UP

>>15121544
Things need proportions man
Small women should be light

>>15121555
I am :^)

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>>15121555
Sweet fucking jesus that bike got rekt.

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>>15121555
Waddup niqqa

>>15121420
A tiny hole? so what

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opened my front brake fluid reservoir and the diaphragm looked like this so I undid the dent

am I kill tomorrow?

>>15121617
Looks like a fleshlite.

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>>15121555
I am

>>15121617
stick your penis into it

just the tip

to see how it feels

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>>15121628
Anything is a fleshlight when you put your mind to it

>>15121630
HAHAHA HEY LOOK WHO FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE HAHAAHAH

Is there a link to github or somethign with SEM info? I keep forgetting to write shit down

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>>15121646
I'll kick your ass, bitch

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>>15121649
Nay.

What info do you need, brethren of iron steeds?

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>>15121637
thats what started this whole mess in the first place

>>15121666
date(s), address of campsite, list of peeps that plan to attend (in order of importance)

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>>15121584
Here it is currently (still WIP)
t. FKG

>>15121680
29-31 July, Camp Bled, cool people, wranon.

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>>15121692
Hey man, at least you can ride it.

Radiator soon hopefully. I really hope I can find a deal that's just the top rad.

>>15121692
Panniers looking good now that you've blacked them up.

>>15121703
Yeah they're gonna be in theme with the rest of the bike when I can decide on a paint scheme.

>>15121692
noice
you look like a real finn
>>15121696
>wranon
>implying
:^(

>>15121710
ich nehm dich auf der CB mit ;)

no homo

>>15121696
Is there an estimated time of arrival of the first people on Friday?

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/barrister-killed-in-quad-bike-accident-fought-mandatory-rollover-bars-for-honda-20160523-gp1o6d.html

>Emergency services found the body of Melbourne barrister Ross Ray QC pinned under a quad bike on Sunday after they were called to his hobby farm near Mansfield.

>A police spokeswoman confirmed that a report would be prepared for the coroner, while WorkSafe Victoria would also investigate the accident at the property on Hearns Road in Merrijig.

>In 2005, Mr Ray appeared in court on behalf of quad bike maker Honda in a legal bid to dismiss a coroner from an inquest into a spate of deaths in Victoria and Tasmania involving quad bikes.

>>15121723
0,3

>>15121721
d-danke

>>15121723
About three fiddy.

As in impossible to say this far in advance, last time the first ones were there around midday, at least you can chillax and scout the town out in advance if you're early, the campgrounds are sure to let you in if you tell them about the reservation.

>>15121725
>The death underscores the dangers associated with quad bikes, which accounted for almost 40 per cent of all farm deaths in Australia last year.

That's nuts

>>15121725
reminds me a story of some state legislator dying in a motorcycle crash after fighting mandatory helmet laws

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>>15121744
Damn. Time for agri bikes to make a come back.

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Since the thread is not quite over yet, a question;

I'll be buying my helmet soon. I was considering shubert, because RJ. I'm looking at the S2 sport in particular because it seems like such a middle of the road thing, or C3. I can't really tell the difference.

My question is; how's listening to music handled with these things? Would I have to use earbuds or is there something already integrated into the helmet? Not planning on buying the 150 euro communications thing

Pic related it's a helmet