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>>15104619
Not yet, changing them at the end of summer though.
FIRST FOR NADOS.

>>15104623
what's nados?

>>15104626
like NATO but softer and more edible

>>15104623
>>15104619
Also, the book says at 15k, but unless you're redlining the engine you can go an extra 5k without having to check though. sv650's are good at not having adjust the valves until about 30k miles. But again, we'll see if this misfortune happens in July.

>>15104623
take some new pictures of your bike that aren't half the size of a laptop resolution from 2007

>>15104580
>015.00 not 15k. Was taken on trade in.

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>>15104626
Tornados. It's a trailer trash gas station snack food. It's like a shit frozen tortilla with some flavor crap inside it (chedder jack cheese, chicken/beans, sriracha chicken), rolled on a a rotisserie, and served sorta hot, sorta cold depending on if they put up the "not ready" signs or not. Definitely brings out the KY in you.

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>redditor made the thread while i was having dinner

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top 10 for 225 and blowing fuses

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>>15104639
I said earlier that I took these pictures at really odd angles :(
Here's another bad angled picture. Just for you bby.

>>15104637
check them when the book tells you to, chances are you don't need to change any yet. But don't guess, check.

Who's gonna win the tt?

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>>15104653
what'd you have?

>>15104666
The sponsors.

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post yer first bike

>miss my trevor

>>15104654
chains too tight

>>15104659
really proud of a meme bike

>>15104677
adding that to my to do list

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>>15104673

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>>15104678
I read the memes, researched the bike. Rode the bike, absolutely loved the memes, and the bike. and I got it cheap as fuck (1.8k), after a month and 2 weeks of being nobike I could not pass it up.
Here's another ant pic.

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>>15104673
Complete postal but i thought it was rad

Crashing just made me want to ride even more...

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>>15104687
>>15104673
I wish I could say I miss it, but I really don't miss it.

>>15104699
xl?

>>15104712
looks like fun but stepped seat always triggers

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>>15104714
1972 Honda sl125

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>>15104725
Yeah, it was fun for starting out... but carb'd bike made winter riding absolute shit. And the power got old after a while.

>>15104729
i would ride that until it blew up

>>15104740
really? my go to winter beater is carbed

the fuel injected diesel is what i fret about during cold months

>>15104750
It just took so long to warm up. I don't know if the carbs were ill or what, when i bought it the dude had the carbs cleaned, he even showed me the receipt for carb work up on that specific bike (had the VIN and license plate on the receipt) so he wasn't bullshitting me. It's just so boggy around town when it was 30-40 degrees F outside. But as soon as it warmed it, it went back to normal.

my friends dad is a surgeon and he said that riding a motorbike is easily the stupidest things humans can ever do. he sees so many horrific injuries from motor bike accidents it's not even funny.

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>>15104740
>>15104750
>mfw i'm taking said diesel up north tomorrow morning
>mfw it's failure rate on said trip is 2 for 2

>>15104771
cool

>>15104743
I almost did tbqh. After the first 160 mile ride I was done. Sold it to a boomer for more than I paid for it and bought my cx

>>15104667
sardine sandwich because poorfag

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captcha is being such a dick today

>>15104771
That is very true. Riding a motorcycle is a very stupid thing to do. However, it is the best feeling in life. So, I'll kept riding, and someday I'll die.

>>15104771
i'd rather die in horrific pain on a bike then have lived having never rode at all

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>>15104616
Even their MotoGP machines are shitbikes.

The only one who can ride it decently atm is the wunderchild.

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>>15104750
>>15104777
That's because it takes more energy to ignite diesel than gasoline. So the colder it is, the harder it is to ignite the diesel. We had this issue for our HMMWV's in the winter, took longer warm up the glowplugs and start the engine than in the summer.

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>>15104810
ayyy lmao

>>15104771
what else does your friend's dad say? I want to live to his standards

>>15104814
spreadsheets don't help when it's -6 and i'm killing my battery trying to warm the plugs to start the engine

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>>15104771
>easily the stupidest things humans can ever do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_jPcUkVrM

>>15104822
-6 in any temperature gauge is probably never a good idea to try to start the bike.. Because it just might not start unless it's much warmer.

>>15104828
Surgeons never see wingsuit jumpers because when something happens they go straight to the morgue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF214wDC4L8

>>15104771
Look at the actual stats. Look at the contributing factors.
Riding a bike is dangerous, no one can deny that. However rider fatalities aren't as common as people think, less injuries are another matter.

Do not ever ride with any alcohol in your system.
Always wear a helmet, and a full complement of appropriate riding gear.
Take an MSF course.
Watch Twist of the Wrist II, and read the book.
Exercise proper throttle control 100% of the time.
Understand the most common accidents you're likely to be involved in, and how to avoid them.

If you do all of this you are in the absolute bottom bracket of risk when on the road and that is counting all motorists.

>>15104832
i'm still talking about the diesel

my little kickstart honda would start no problem

Where do I go today?

Short trip or longtrip?

>>15104845
I know, diesel is what we've been talking about lol

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At least I'm not a no-bike r-right?

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If you scroll past this post you have been visited by the motocat of good fortune.
Smooth rides and skid demon repellation will come to you, but only if you reply to this post with "RIDE SMOOTH, KITTY".

>>15104943
Fuck off drop

daily reminder that honda a shit

>>15105030
*underwhelming

Shall we play a game? Take a picture in front of something of your choosing. Once picture is taken and posted, set the next challenge.

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>>15105018
I have anonymize turned on so i can't tell but is kit Kat finally dead and you need someone else to be mean to? :(

>>15104623
Thumbnail looks like Master Chief humping your tank.

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>>15104943
my cat is scared of my bike :(

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>>15104616
help what bike should I get??

>yamaha vmax 1200
>honda cbr250rr
>triumph sprint ST
>honda firestorm

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>>15104943
fuckin drobe anon

>>15105153
yes ;)

>>15105313
vmax or sprint

https://youtu.be/jsTS68ycDsE
>ktm

>>15104703
Story

>>15105313
What do you want in a bike?

Your choices are all over the place.

nice
https://youtu.be/jbmCfbxnOWc

>>15104943
Fuck off CTA. Go cum on some pictures.

>try to ride with new pants on
>they're too tight in the knees
>and too wide everywhere else
>kept the label attached just in case I need to replace them
>it falls off while I'm riding

DANG IT

>>15105453
>they're too tight in the knees

Stop kneeling to suck dicks and those huge calluses will fade after a while.

>>15104861
put dirt bike handlebars, dirt bike front fender and new seat and you have a trendy little scrambler you can sell for triple what you paid to a hipster

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Thinking of putting orange/red accent lights in these spots. How easy/hard will it be?

>>15105479
lights?

>>15105480
Think underglow in a cars terms. Only instead of lighting underneath, it lights up the engine instead. I already researched the laws for it in my state, and as long as only red lights can be seen from behind, and the lights themselves can't be seen from the front, it's all good.

>>15105483

what a massive slut

>>15105487
seriously dude get some better taste and leave that ricer aesthetic to the dudebros and negros.

can you guys not afford a car?

>>15105510
> he can't afford both
poorfags these days lol

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Just got home from riding today, thats two days in a row of dirt squirter and will be going riding again tomorrow, you fags having a good weekend?
>didnt crash once today
rare for me, everyone else crashed just before i took this picture, turns out that hill lead to a cliff and a gully with no trail outta there, took about an hour to get the two bikes out

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>>15105515
shitcunts feeling sorry for themselves

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>>15105515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psut3nGZKPc

computer simulation of vicfag's story

>>15105468
Will this work for my 230k km V-Strom? I'm over repairing small things.

>>15105483
I bet she has some wicked daddy issues and sucks n fucks a dick better than KKK.

>>15105510
2 cars 2 bikes. Are you poor?

>>15105536
>>15105491
you guys are so misogynistic

>>15105483
If i was a girl id probably like 2 strokes as well.
all them vibrations.

>>15105515
Proud of yourself wrecking the pristine environment.

>>15105540
>guys
Cis gendered scum kill yourself

>>15105527
>that guy with the rain poncho at .58

fucking superhero

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmnYrgVLs4E

>americans

>>15105540
Stereotypes dont exist for no good reason.

>>15105543
small 2 smokes got less vibration than thumpers though

>>15105552
i just knew he was going to crash when he kept looking outside the curve instead of the inside.

target fixation morons.

>>15105552
>fucking gravel dude

>>15105569
No. Just a shitcunt rider.

>>15105560
I thought a 2 stroke was a thumper?

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>>15105552
>my dad is gonna kill me

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>>15105546
Yes i am.

Are you proud of the fact that most of the places like pic related are gone so that people like you can live in a big city?

>>15105552

Bloody cold tires

>going to buy new bike trousers because big sale
>they have £150 off the Arai Tour-x4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7_Rc7m_smQ

>>15105571
in the video he blames it on the gravel

>>15105573
Single cylinder is a thumper. More cylinders = more explosions = smoother vibrations

>>15105575
You're an idiot. Shit like that everywhere and dumbass dirtbike riders go and tear it up.

>>15105573
thumper is a huge single-cylinder four-stroke, like 600cc dual-sports for example.

two-strokes dont thump.

>>15105579
He was already starting run wide before hitting the white line.

>>15105483

post more bike whores

>>15105585
>hurr durr the environment can't handle being ridden on

You are the kind of person that thinks a fire is devastating for a forest arent you?

The council does more damage making fire breaks than dirt bikes do by riding on them.

>>15105579
nah its target fixation.

You always focus on looking as far ahead as possible (without disregarding the street right in front of course) so in a tight corner your head goes inwards, everything after that comes naturally.

He just kept looking pretty much straight ahead and even turned to the outside shortly before crashing.

>>15105592
Fire is a natural thing for forest and actually relies on it for new growth.

You're a retard

>>15105600
this 2bh

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did i do good dbt

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>>15105600
>You're a retard
Ahh yes, but a retard that seems to have more fun than you do in your miserable life.

At least im not making bullshit excuses like caring about the environment for being a shitcunt.

>>15105611
Tidy bit of restoration work. Needs some new tank graphics.

>>15105592
Sure doesn't look like you stay on the fire trails in your pics. Instead it look more like you make your own trail and just wreck native animals homes.

I'm not really surprised. You're only a dumb potato farmer after all.

>>15105611
damn thats on clean honda

>>15105614
Cast some more aspersions. It obviously makes you feel that your pitiful existence is worthwhile.

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>>15105619
Single trails are easily the best trails uleh
>oh noes my pristine pine plantation

>>15105627
Just looks resprayed and washed to me.

>>15105611
isnt that engine certified shit?

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Calm down lads. We're all destroying the world one way or another.

>>15105635
no it's just old

>>15105630
It supports many native animals and you ruin the tracks they have made and follow.

>>15105632
aka clean..

>>15105637
I'll shit in your mouth, cunt.

>>15105632
'82
0 rust
perfect paint

>>15105644
Respayed over rust

>>15104771
my friends dad has a profession where he only sees injured people and he says people get injured a lot

>>15105649
nothin wrong with that, especially if you're prettying up the bike to sell to a hipster real quick

>>15105643
Try it and I'll jam my fist up your ass.

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thoughts?

>>15105649
why dont you respray over this dick when it fucks ur mum in the ass

>>15105650
Funny, i was EMT and literally all of the guys had bikes but a couple of nu-males
>incidentally those same guys were the ones who didn't make it 6 months

>>15105656
Thats usually what happens when we have some scat play.

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>>15105640
>you ruin the tracks they have made and follow.
So does logging it every 15 years.
you a hippie or something?

>>15105639
from wikipedia:

>no oil filter
>wet sump
>kickstarter spring breaking means taking apart entire bike because it cant be reached from outside
>cam-shaft being held between cylinder-head cover and cylinder-head leading to leaks and bearings breaking

doesnt sound so good.

>>15105662
VicCB400sf anon. Please stop.

>inb4 wranon buys a bike

>>15105669
sounds easy to fix to me

>>15105672
he wanted to buy either a TT600, or a Ninja

SEM email request:
djangoinferno @ g m ail.com

>>15105667
The animals know this cycle and the loggers leaflet drop their homes first. You just come barging through without warning.

you always bite the bait.
Victorians are this stupid.
But you're still alright. Its a good shitposting fest while it happens.

>>15105676
You need to offer some tits if you want to join the list.

>>15105682

DEEZ NUTZ

>>15105682
Not really good enough, m8. Alternatively you can write a short paragraph about why you want to come to SEM and what it means to you as a human being to be part of such an epic adventure.

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>>15105677
No they don't.
they drive through with about 6 of these things and rip the trees out of the ground then drive the trees back to the trucks to be loaded, drive straight over the top of everything.

How did you think logging works?

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>>15105690
>"the loggers leaflet drop their homes"
>you're still taking these posts seriously

>>15105688

> Honda produces low quality motorcycles
> Cagers are inconsiderate
> Skid Demon is REAL
> Women are worse than death

I'm very good at sourcing whores and drugs

>>15105693
it passes time uleh, let them go

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MFW got pics from a festival but they're all 4mb and over.
CBA to resize on the phone

Have these shitty ones instead

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>>15105671
>>15105678
why do you always think its me biting your bait m80?

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>>15105700
Doing some maintenance eh? Did my major service the other day

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>>15105694
>I'm very good at sourcing whores and drugs

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>>15105708
>tfw this guy is less of a nobike than Kit Kat

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>>15105552
>lean a tad bit
>scrap muffler

I'm not sure if I want a R3 anymore

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>>15105712
Savage

>>15105713
i think that was his boot, there's no way he scraped either the pegs or the muffler leaned over like that

>>15105713
that was his peg feeler thingy scraping not the muffler, you are leaning past the edge of the tyre on most bikes to scrape the muffler unless its a cruiser

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>>15105708
Ay me m8.
New front tire fitted (white walls) and blacked out exhausts.

Still gotta change my rear, but I got some life left in it yet.

I blacked out all the shiny parts for that cool #murderedout look.

Gotta look how to fit some apes.....

>>15105713
there is no fucking way he scraped the muffler

>>15105725
how hard is it to scrape muffler?

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>>15105729
As hard as my dick is for your mom

>>15105732
so its not very hard then because you are a fagget right?

>>15105729
impossible on most sports bikes id say

>>15105706
No need to lie on the internet.

>>15105708
>typical KTM

>>15105734
Your mom looks like a man so it's pretty fucking hard.

>>15105757
#REKT

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5595228364.html
what's the story?

I'm familiar with the GP 2 strokes, but what is this?

Also, should I get this http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/5591525252.html or a DR(Z) to start my branch into enduro.

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>>15105752
Yeah other bikes seem to fall to pieces when around the sonic vibrations a KTM produces due to the superior design of the engines they use.

>>15105764
>what's the story?
Morning glory, yeah.

>>15105764
Muh mods add value and I want to get my money back I wasted.

Offer him 3k and a KFC bucket meal.

>>15105764
well getting 2 smokes street legal is almost impossible and pretty expensive but over 20k? No fucking way.

Also why the fuck would you buy a 4-stroke dirt-bike and make THAT street legal? Just buy a legal one?

Dear /dbt/

>Went clubbing tonight with some qts from work
>As soon as I get out of my shell and start dancing witht them some douche I hadn't seen in years tried to start shit
>Ruins everyone's night
>Went home
>Got some L I T snap chats from a girl I ran into their I knew
>Too drunk to ride

How was your guys' night?

Should I go out:

>it might rain

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>>15105764
>a DR(Z) to start my branch into enduro.
Neither are really a good choice at all.
you would be better off getting an old rm125 if money is an issue, in enduro lighter is always better.

>>15105552
>get carried outside
>accelerate more

http://nypost.com/2016/05/21/teen-shot-and-killed-3-year-old-stepson-for-jumping-on-bed-cops/

Kek. Americans

>>15105808
he just chicken shitted when his peg feelers scraped and stopped leaning over, he could have leant into that corner another 15 or so degree, could have also lent his body off the bike, but he liked the look of that guard rail.

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>>15105799
I went to training got annoyed with people fucking around and came back home to eat and go to sleep.

Today I'm trying to work up the strength to go ride and record a video for the vlog.

>>15105799
>some douche I hadn't seen in years tried to start shit

This happens every night with girls. Get used to it.

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>>15105799
Why didn't you beat the face off the guy? Bitches love that shit.

>>15105800
Wear rain gear. No fucks given.

>>15105552
>all those cars not stopping to help

Jeezus

>>15105811
I can wait to leave faggoty comments for you.

>tfw 12 days till Mod 2

Plz hurry up

Plz

>>15105820

fuck off reddit/facebook/imgur

>hurrr every car must stop and block traffic

>>15105817
Truth be told, I was shit faced.

Told him to fuck off and we could settle it like men another time, then the girls we were with dragged us to different floors of the club.

>>15105816
This was all over the fact that I called him a ricer.

>>15105821
I gotta make one to make the motovlog comp

>>15105828
No no, I just would if I saw the guy.
Wouldn't you?

>>15105833
>ricer
>not being a proud Jap Rider

That guy should accept the truth

>>15105842

>Wouldn't you?

Not if they were being a shitcunt
Not if there were other people there
Not if they were with someone who noticed
Not if it was a low speed crash like this

The only reason to stop would be to call an ambulance if they're by themselves.

>>15105833
You can either race him
Or outrice him

>>15105851
Hm.
I would probably still stop to see if all is good.

>>15105844
The dude has a v6 camaro he's been trying to make look like an SS for the longest time

>>15105852
Boy I was just out to have a good time and I wanted to, and still want to, let that shit go. I'm not wasting my time with a guy like that.

>>15105857

translation: "i'd rubberneck"

Are you one of those people that gets into a minor fender bender and gets out in the middle of the road to talk to the other driver instead of pulling into a sidestreet first?

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Do you WAT?

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>>15105869
No, I think you're assuming quite a bit and getting upset over nothing.
I just would like to hope that if that happened to me someone would stop to help you know?
I get where you're coming from though.

>>15105877

Not upset. Just saying that too many cunts have a big cry about people not stopping when most of the time there's no need to and it just causes traffic issues and makes it less safe for the people on the side of the road

>>15105880
I see. Okay.

dbt why is this thread so boring

>>15105891
Everyone is in a a bad mood.
It's like family life
Only every now and then something funny happens but otherwise you just get through day by day with nothing.

>>15105891
Because all the good posters left a long, long time ago.

>>15105893
is everyone in a bad mood because they don't have a bike?

Best litrebike for my fifteen year old nephew's first bike? Most forgiving?

>>15105891
Summer is here and it brings all the faggots to the thread.
Now you realise just how good aussie /dbt/ is in winter time.

>>15105896
And why did they leave?

Personally i think it is because of the two or 3 anons that shitpost replies in bulk whenever anyone posts good content on the dee bee tee

>>15105896

I have a bike but it's 2chilly4me to go for a ride now

>>15105903
>good content
Like what?

Some anons post their repairs, some post pics of tack days. That's better that the usual rubbish.

Need a commuter bike, light highway, some dirt roads. ZRX1200 got stolen, wanting something simple and fun.

CB500X opinions as a commuter mule?

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>>15105891
MotoGP is on so all the good posters like me are watching it.

>>15105944
DR650/KLR650?

>>15105938
its rare but sometimes an anon like drop anon appears to provide us with webms like the truck one and then they get scared off by the shitposting

>>15105951
You are a nobike faggot.

>being do cucked you watch other men ride bikes

>>15105944
Rather something with more wind/weather protection. I'll get something serial down the road.

>>15105877
Fuck off chad. Doesnt stacey need you for something.

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>>15105951
motoGP is gay and so is road riding in general with your power ranger costumes and grabbing eachothers dicks

>>15105962
DL650

>>15105964
Dirt bikes are for kids and environmental vandals m8

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>>15105969
dirt bikes are for hill billies that can't afford a road bike

>>15105968
Seems a bit overkill for a commuter mule, and the V-strom never really spoke to me. Rather prefer something cheaper, remember it just needs to commute guys. No heavy touring, no adventure riding stuff.

I'm already hunting for another Z-rex, but that'll be awhile off.

>>15105552
>BOOP I knew it!

>>15105799
>L I T snap chats?
What the fuck does L I T stand for?

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>>15104673

A valiant steed.

>tfw rode across the road with only helmet as protection
I even wore uggboots for ultimate comfy

>>15106046
>wears the most homosexual pair of boots he can possibly buy
its ok if ur gay anon

>>15104712
Best starter bike

I dunno where to go :(

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>>15104712

My first baiku.

Sold it and was a nobike for a few months then bought a GS500

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>>15104673
i don't have any pictures of it, we are talking the age before computers here.
looked like pic related though.

>>15106125
come on-a my house-ah

I'm gonna give you candy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PJzG5cQwBM

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Should i wheelie through these Harley gangs?

>>15106153
>harley clubs
I do not think you have ever come across an actual gang before

Why is someone so triggered about Hondas?

>winter
>shit weather
>want to ride badly
>spring
>perfect weather
>want to stay inside and play videogames

Fuck is wrong with me?

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Good morning, /dbt/

>>15106199
The only way he could afford a Honda is if he bought one that is 20+ years old so he is really angry that some people can afford the brand new ones that he actually wants.

>>15106004
That fuck ugly exhaust

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oopsy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm8hIO_Z9YM

>episode about literal memebikes
>somehow good

>>15106239
is that primer?

>>15106199
It's like 3 people trying to memeforce Honda hate into /dbt/ while the rest of us sigh and roll our eyes. It's like the drunk guy at the party who drives a beat up FD explaining sequential turbos to everyone who will listen for the 9th time. Nobody cares but nobody has the heart to tell him to shut up.

Honda's great.
>LEL UR JUS A FANBOI

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>>15106266
>chaseontwodicks
>vlogging
>good
try again

The more i watch The Interview the more i wish i was a North Korean Broadcast Center security guard.

I had a dream where I crashed, made a web of it, posted it here, then my bike got stolen from my driveway because I forgot to put it in the garage for the night

>>15106277
its actually just one anon doing it.
i guess maybe a few others might be starting to join the bandwagon but doubtful.

>>15106289
visions of the future anon, your are a psychic, who is going to win the next melbourne cup?

>>15106266
I enjoyed it, they do seem a lot of fun for the city.

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>>15106279
in what way is chaseontwowheels related to what I just posted?

It's a motorcycle review done by two people...neither of whom are chaseonwowheels.

This >>15106274 mean for >>15106262

>>15106298
I don't know what that is but I suppose it will be the team that won in 2009.

>I'm going to be wrong because I didn't sleep too get a vision of this

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>>15106309
its a horse race

>>15106313
hp/liter?

>>15106320
I honestly feel like horses are all about the torque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTM-EzD4pgg

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>>15104771
>easily the stupidest things humans can ever do

crossfit

>just crashed bike
>broke bone in hand

I hope I can ride again before the SEM

>>15104771
My dad could beat up your friends dad

Finally sold my 50cc shitbike. Can't wait to get a faster road bike

>>15106338
>4 horsepower
good god do you have a deathwish?

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>>15106344
lmao drop anon does it again!

>>15104837
>never ride with any alcohol in your system

Fugg off m8.

>>15106344
>drop anon
lmao Sohnemann

>>15106367
Not dropanon though and I didn't chrash into a truck

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>>15106367
who is

drop anon?

>>15106381
post your bike

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMSfm48p9S4

>this nigga has met erik buell
>I haven't

I am a stupid annoying bitch and I deserve to die.

>>15106397
>when vanilla ice has chicken strips

>>15106397
go fuck your cousin before you do, may as well.

>>15106406
Why is cousin sex so tantalizing

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If anyone has a garbage factory stand on their dirtbike, check out ProMoto stands. I was expecting something that bolts on flimsy and maybe improves on the factory stand a little bit, but this is an amazing piece of design. Very sturdy, great spring mechanism, and a bargain even at the somewhat high price.

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>>15106405
pretty impressive considering he is riding on dirt, normally road tyres have strips like this on dirt

>>15106409
because it is forbidden and anything forbidden is cool.
its like asking why hating jews is so normal

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>>15106405
vanilla ice raced MX and once beat the GOAT jeremy McGrath in 125's.

He would clown every person in /dbt/ on two wheels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwCQXVGrL3s

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>>15106420
I done that shit.
It gets spoopy in the rain

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>>15106419
>having a stand

>>15106393
The cops towed my bike, didn't make a picture. It's big and yellow if you want to know which one it is

>>15106439
one of the banana ninja anons?

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>>15106439
RIP KANKER NEGER

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>>15106436
>KTM quality

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>>15106451

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>>15106439
must have been a tough trip to the cafe

>>15106445
No

>>15106448
Indeed, although baiku isn't dead

>>15106456
ayy lmao what did you do?
did you rip a sikk willy?
damn zwarter piet

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>receive an email from insurance company with a quote for next year
>my insurance quote went down 3€

y-y-yaaay

>>15106467
>lost worst yamaha
>still 3€ down
REEEEEEE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyZ250_eIyM

this nigga got MANNERS

>he calls Erik "sir"

>>15106459
Target fixated into concrete road barriers

>>15106451
thats not even a KTM, a clear give away is how it snapped below the fuel tank instead of snapping the tripple clamps.
see >>15106454

>>15106478
fuge
got picutres?=

>>15105954
>then they get scared off by the shitposting
But he still posts here... ALL THE TIME.

Also shit like almost killing yourself against the side of a truck only happens maybe twice in a bikers life time. It's not the kind of content you can expect to get on a regular basis.

>>15106439
>GS

>>15106451
>honda

not even once

>>15106481
No, didn't have my cam and couldn't get phone out of pocket until they cut it off

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>went to store to buy new trousers because old ones weren't long enough
>chunky qt says they have some with long legs
>I ask if they have any that aren't just black
>she says they stopped producing them because they didn't sell
>said didn't sell because people thought they would get dirty too easy
>adventure touring style pants
>people not buying them because they might get dirty
>mfw

Oh well. At least now I have a pair of trousers that wont sit higher than the top of my fucking boots when I sit down. Black with no vents though so I'll have some seriously sweaty balls during the summer.

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>>15106500
i think its a gasgas 300

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why are cafe racers looked down upon by dbt?

go into detail please

>you will never own this motorcycle
Feels bad man

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/5596874669.html

>>15106511
they are shit

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>>15106510
>honda seat
fromes probably just painted red

>>15106511
Because nice motorbikes are ripped to make silly fashion complements for hipster.

>>15106439
OH NOES

That's one big spoon of shit luck m8, how bad is it? what happened?

>>15106511
Same reason cruisers are looked down upon. They don't actually do anything well. Their selling point is how they look.

>>15106511
They're for posing, for attaining/maintaining a certain image/to go along with a fad.

You don't buy/build a cafe racer to be comfortable, you don't build one to go fast (inb4 muh weight reduction), you buy/build one because you like how it looks and presumably how it makes you look.

Plus a lot are based on old classic 70's UJM's, which aren't exactly common anymore, at least for the good ones.

People buy an old classic looking bike, chop half the tail section off/exhaust system off and fit clubman bars and call it a day and it looks like shit imo.

>>15106510
with a honda bench?

>>15106474
>no crashes or fines
>insurance went up 30€

Fuck you.

>>15106534
Don't renew? Just tell them you'll take your business somewhere else until they get their shit together.

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>>15106451
>tries to bag out KTM
>adds evidence to the picture
Can you do anything right?

>>15106539
>it's also the cheaper insurance I could find

Lyfe is hard when you're a noob.

>>15106512
Feels absolutely great mang.

>>15106550
>>15106550
>>15106550

N E W
E
W

>>15106474
Didn't you know Anton? I got compensated 2300€ for mein injuries :3.

Compensation for the worst Yamaha will come soon, too.

>>15106274
Its grease for bolt threads and the like. Most of it cleaned off, theres a remaining white haze but I hope thatll wear out.

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>>15106340
you could say crossfit is to fitness what cruisers are to motorcycles

>>15106511
Because dbt is autistic.

They will talk about performance but 90% of them can barely ride.
They will talk about hipsters, even though they're trying to keep motorcycles their special club keeping 'normies' out and they would like cafes if they werent popular
They don't realize no one gives a fuck about restored old cb's and r's and theres fucking millions of them.

period correct cafe bikes and ones with modern mods that are performance oriented are cool. the ones that are basically concept art on wheels I don't like.

18 DAYS UNTIL NEW BIKE DAY

REEEEEEEE, hurry the fuck up Kawasaki

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>>15105575
ffs upgrade the exhaust you peasant

>>15105661
so yellow
front guard too high
6/10

>>15106419
It bolts onto those flimsy little tabs welded onto the bottom of the frame? Those broke off of mine so I am not sure if I can use that

>>15105536
>sucks n fucks a dick better than KKK

what?

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Passed one of these today.

Very nice up close, good exhaust tone