>"Hey Anon! When are you going to take us a for a ride

STACEYS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, my car only has one seat.

7:00 sharp
Have exact change.

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>>15088681

>all those red plastic cups

>>15088681
>"Y-You too"

Did you buy me a car? Holy shit, thanks.

"When you bitches start letting me film you sucking me off"

>>15088681

Fuck no. It'd take forever to get all that spray tan out of the seats.

Fucking British women, not even once.

>>15088685
same. The only seat you need in a race weapon is the drivers seat.

>drives a civic

>rwd
>4 seats
>390hp
Leets roll out bitches

>>15088724
at least one of them should take the offer
> do it while in the car

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>>15088756
lol homosexuals

>>15088912
>implying I'm gay

>>15088681
>I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I had another girl in my car, sorry.

inb4
>cucked lmao xddddd

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>>15088681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN37uMkXxEM

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>>15088963

muhnigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1kt5p7r1i4

>>15088952
I think you implicated yourself anon.

>>15088681
What the fuck. Like 4 of them have the exact same smile and chin

>>15088993

They're British. The gene pool isn't that large.

Sure m'ladies, I know the perfect place we can get to.

>take three of the hottest
>pickup my projects ring
>definitely the f250 for this.
>regarding cab bench seat with 4x4
>aint no diesel but these ladies don't know the difference, besides, it's my most complete.
>take the back roads
>head out to this country bar and grill
>have a great lunch. All while setting the mood.
>head out, tell them I got a place to go
>head out farther, down dirt roads farther, getting dark out.
>flip on my light bar mounted up above the windshield
>finally arrive at my cabin
>nothing much, two room, power, a fully stocked fridge and bar
>goes well from there...

Really should get some Mossy oak seat covers for the 250...

Wherever the mountains take us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-jt5EYHZ5U

As soon as I drive a dump truck.

>>15088681
>red cups

I was going to have a dig at 'murricans until I spotted the smirnoff

>>15088681
Right now, first 4 pick either of the two BMWs or two Chryslers and get the fuck in.

>>15091652
There's literally nothing wrong with RSC's.

>cheap
>good for parties so drunken fools don't break your nice glasses

>>15088681
>all of those smiles
a-am I naked?

>>15088973
>>15088963
>unironically listening to nickelback
>listening to nickelback in any manner
wow you guys have really REALLY bad taste in music

>>15088681
3D

>>15088681
m-mom can we go home please you're friends are making me nervous

>>15088681
What's this? A basic bitch convention? I did notice a bunch of white Wranglers parked up front.

>>15088681
Huh did I go for the buy one hooker get 16 free deal or am I about to get my wallet raped?

>>15091676

Oh man I know they are a godsend. Having my own house I've thrown a couple of parties and one of the things that triggered my anxiety was lightweights breaking my shit so I went and bought like 100 for £1. Top shit.

I was just going to shitpost a little 4 tha bantz G.

>>15092752
>>15091676

Forgot to mention my point, they are rarely red over here so RSCs are pretty much big AMERICA forehead stickers.

>>15088681
I don't believe you all could fit into my car, so we'll have to take a bus instead.

>>15092752
>hosting parties
You fucked up anon, never host.

>>15092792

Nothing unusual there then.

>>15088681
that american fake smile makes my soul hurt

>>15092793

I really did, 2 parties and a hole in some drywall later and I realised that.

Snobby bitches gave me attention tho

>>15089021
I'm not sure if that was ironically fedora or actually serious.
Either way, get help.

AWD 99 legacy

Hop in fatties, it'll tow you until it hits 200k and dies

>>15088882
Nice commodore

>>15088685
>>15088758
There's no benefit to removing a passenger seat.

>>15093312
Dumb bitches can't get into your car. Or weld up a camera dolly and go full death proof