have you ever paid a girl to stand infront of your car and look

>>15075261
do people actually do that?

No, because I'm not a try hard Asian that thinks too highly of his honda shitbox and is trying to make up for being a manlet

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I can't afford to pay her tetanus shot incase she touches the car

>>15075261
No, I only pay her for the blowjob part.

I used to go out with one of those girls who poses on cars at shows. Bad attitude, no head and no anal. And shagged about 50 guys so the one available hole was battered.

>>15075290
A vagina will last longer than 50 pokes.

>>15075292
>poking a girl once
>poking holes in the exaggerations in the story

>>15075292
It takes one time with jamal

>>15075311
Naw, they can pass a football through it and it snaps back like rubber band.

>>15075261
>paid a girl to stand infront of your car
Paid? lol no. How shitty does your car have to be that they demand money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgkDhrfvUc

>>15075261
Why do all the girls that pose in front of cars have butter face

Triggers me so hard when they lean all over thr car or sit on the fucking hood. Do the owners of the car think the women will fuck them afterwards if they let them do that shit?

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Got my wife to do this on my firechicken, and also has her lay on the hood once.

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Girls pay me to stand in front of other people's cars.

>>15075261
I once came out of a restaurant to find an assprint/dent on my hood, I've never been so absolutely livid.

>>15075959
Maybe next time you can get her to take a pic in Mexico before she drops another fucking anchor baby.

>>15075959
Post feet

>>15076105
I'm gonna get her to pose in front of my z28 today

>>15076127
You bought a Z?

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>>15076236
Yupp well let me rephrase that I bought a "z28" it was originally a camaro coupe but all the z28 body and engine and interior have been swapped into it

>>15076360
Right on, nice car. I bet you've already got it parked in your yard, and have shown it to all your brown skinned criminal relation. All of whom currently live with you in a 2br apartment no doubt.
What are your plans for it?

Why bother when you can Photoshop her in. Someone post a front angle shot of their car and I'll do this to show. Best photo to do it with is one that doesn't show the ground because shadows

>>15076410
Can't park it in the yard cuz of the God dang home owners association. Already have 2 in the driveway and 3 on the street in front of the house so i park this one down the block but I did show it to everyone at vato zone. I need to swap the tranny out it makes 425 at the crank but has a 3 speed auto

>>15076457
Something with an overdrive, and change that rear end gear will really help that car out man. You could get to your job picking tomatoes or hanging drywall twice as fast.

>>15076489
That's why I bought something so low esé, I'm 6'4" because we waz conquistadorz and shiet, I need a low hoopty so I don't have to crouch down to reach the strawberries

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>>15075996
>being a hipster

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>>15075261
>have you ever paid a girl to stand infront of your car and look sexy while you take photos?

Some girls will pose with your car for free. So no need to pay as in this example picture.

>>15077095
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>>15075437
>I once came out of a restaurant to find an assprint/dent on my hood, I've never been so absolutely livid.

Some people like to jump up on car hoods and they know it damages them. But if you catch them, they just claim they were taking a picture and not deliberately vandalizing the car. But obviously a dent is a vandalism.

At anime conventions, some people do the same thing to cosplayers. They want to wreck the cosplayer costume, so they deliberately run up and say HUG!!! As they are hugging they grip hard and grab at things and yank downwards. Then they stop the hug and run off. The costume is now vandalized. It's unknown if they do that to people that might compete with their friends or if they just pick people at random.

>>15076457
Why have so many cars? The license and insurance fees eat you up. And don't tell me you didn't add those other cars to your insurance. Well, okay, you only put your one main car on the insurance and left the other cars unlisted since if there is an accident, you can claim you were just temporarily using that other car. But technically, the insurance company wants all those other cars properly listed on your insurance policy and paid for as your other spare driving cars. My insurance policy is simple in how it words it - list all the other cars in your household even if you are not the owner.

>>15077254
Bruh it was just racial bantz, all I have is the z28 and the firebird, which I'm trying get to sell. Full coverage on both is 120 a month

>>15076410
>hurr durr people can't have Latina wives
>hurr durr all camaro owners are rednecks

>>15075261
>girl

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>>15077407
>hurr durr people can't recognize an anons car and remember that he mentioned he was Hispanic
>hurr durr I can't type some racial shit in the box and click an image
pic related you white knight faggot

Just once, your mom, she was happy for the rent money.

Wife refused to model in front of the z28 because it's gloomy weather and all she wants to do is lay around in yoga pants and watch the mummy returns

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Why not just take a picture of your car and photoshop your waifu looking sexy in front of it?

I'm amazed this isn't more of a thing. It's like something there should be a thread for of different cars and anime girls and people requesting the photoshop work to be done.

>>15076628
DUDE I ONLY BUY OLD CARS BUT ANYTHING ELSE OLD IS GAY CUZ I SAID SO LMAO

>>15075280
>honda shitbox
>it's a Mercedes

It's like you saw a riced up Honda one time, it blew your doors off in a street race, and you've been mistaking every car for one ever since.