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>best looking car in years >192mph, 3.9 to 60, 503bhp >

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>best looking car in years
>192mph, 3.9 to 60, 503bhp
> RWD
nice nice nice, looking good so far
>no manual option for right hand drive markets

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY LITERALLY RETARDED DEAD ON ARRIVAL CONFIRMED HAHAHHAA
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>right hand drive markets
Yeah, I'm sure all those people driving 1.2 diesel Fiats were planning on the upgrade until they heard they couldn't get a manual.
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>>15071947
>RHD market
>relevant
Top kek. Britfags can't afford it anyway
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>>15071947
>RHD markets
>relevant
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>>15071947
>implying RHD markets matter
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>>15071947
>best looking car in years
It's an otherwise generic sedan with a generic angry front fascia that somebody slapped a triangle on.
>RHD
>Relevant
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>He fell for the RHD meme
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>>15071947
That doesn't even make sense. It's just a gearbox.
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isn't australia the only RHD country where you can't drive an LHD car?

im pretty sure brits and japanese can drive LHD cars
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>>15071988
>generic

Well meme'd friendo.

Wait until you see the car in real life because it has a massive scenic presence...the Alfa EATS every competitor.

The only comparable car is the Lexus IS, so different yet so spectacular.
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>>15072025
Where do you live with these are "spectacular" and have a "massive scenic presence," Kansas? Croatia? Both cars are nearly unnoticeable in traffic in a first world country
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>>15072043
>pretending an alfa romeo isn't an exotic in america

you guys were cucked out of them since like the 80's
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>>15072052
And yet it looks like an Audi with a smaller grille from the front and a Kia from the back.
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>>15072018
we can drive LHD cars though
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>>15072043
The only unnoticeable car in traffic are the german ones...really.

Also saying that Lexus are not noticeable is a stating of your massive faggotry, besides the tripfag status.
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>>15072058
thats because you are a pleb, literally not my problem
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>>15072061
i always tought you had to do RHD conversions if you wanted to drive an import car that wasn't japanese
my bad i guess
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>>15072025
It doesn't have any presence and your 93 Civic is not a competitor.
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>we won't have this beauty in USA

I'm so sad...
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>>15072112
Keep saying that to yourself along with the fact that you're not gay for enjoying the view of a nice manly ass and in the end you may believe that for real.
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>>15072061
no you can't.
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>>15072151
The ass is kind of nice but the profile is generic and the front makes me want to pour hydrogen sulfide into my eyes.
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>daily reminder that every Giulia has been engineered starting from the Quadrifoglio as base
>the Quadrifoglio is not a tuned version of the base model like every competitors

Step up to Alfa Romeo's level, plebs.
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>>15072189
Okay, that is pretty damn based.
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>>15072052
The only thing anyone in the US thinks if they accidentally notice an Alfa is "wow I can't believe it's running and not rusted out"

>>15072064
Like I said, you must live in a bleak communist bloc country if a Lexus actually stands out
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>>15072025
I love the way the car looks, but a Jaguar XF is even prettier imho and I'll have to compare comfort when these Alfas hit ground.
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>>15072226
>automatic only
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>>15072201
Please, tell me how this is ordinary and unnoticeable
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>>15072201
I doubt an american actually knows what an alfa romeo is in the first place
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>>15072248
Literally the only thing that stands out is the predator grille. Other than that they're all generic angry shitboxes.
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>>15072236
Thats fine by me for a commuter though. I have other manual cars to fuck around with like my 79 Datsun, And because I have pretty much boring straight highway for a commute, comfort takes over for me so the auto trans is a moot point. Jaguar has maximum comfy down to an art and that ZF 8 speed is an amazing transmission.
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>>15072251
It's not like eurocucks actually drive them, or really anything that isn't a 1.3l hatchback. MAYBE a leased base model 3 Series if you're really well-off.
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where were you when americans got BTFO?
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>>15072226
The Alfa Giulia is not the competitor for the XF, you have to compare it to the XE.

The XF, 5 Series, E Class and A6, Alfa romeo's full size competitor (possibily named "Alfetta") will be revealed next year.
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>>15072248
Mostly the fact they look like every other generic sedan on the road

>>15072251
Alfas aren't that uncommon, lots of Spiders, fair amount of GTVs, Alfettas, 4cs, 8cs. There are 3 Alfa only shops within 10 miles of me.
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>>15072267
>he says while driving his loaned camry
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>>15072226
>more tripfags are coming because of summer
Ugh, go away.
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>>15072268
>Didn't even use the 2016 CTS-V
You knew you lost before you even started benchracing.
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Hol up. Like alfa tradition, the prices will fall down to 1.4 liter shitboxes due to shit relability
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>>15072158
yes, we can
they just have to be over 30 years old in most states and over 15 years old in some
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>>15072277
My car has 330hp, does 0-60 in the upper 4s and can actually turn but okay, thanks for your irrelevant shitpost.
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Meanwhile, on Autocar...

http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/alfa-romeo/giulia/first-drives/2016-alfa-romeo-giulia-20-multiair-review/
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>>15072277
3.5l V6 > 1.2l i4
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>>15072280
>2016 cts-v
KEK cant finish a lap around the ring
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>>15072270
Im sorry, I went one model too large. Either way, I may test both the XE and the Giulia before I just go buy a 2-3 year old XFR. I like the size for my current car, but want more power in my daily driver. When the Alfetta comes, has there been talk of a Ferrari sourced V8? Or will it be the same architecture of the Giulia just stretched meaning no V8s?
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>>15072282
This meme has been brought to you by

>"insert source" as shitposting support
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>>15072301
Alphonse pls go
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>>15072278
>tripfag

Your new is showing. I normally un name for other threads besides CCG but cannot be bothered.
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>>15072309
im not alphonse though

stay mad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2krO2mREU
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>>15072251
>yfw they spell it as "alpha romeo"
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>12:41 for action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjISOhe07y8
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So whats the engine that makes 503 hp? Its not a v8 is it? I dont think alpha would make a one use engine.
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>>15072309
>anyone who hurts your feelings is Alphonse
This is going to be a long an exhausting summer.
>>15072310
You've only been here since December. You're the only newfag here.
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>>15072326
>>15072322
Alfa aplha
>mfw i have no face
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>>15072326
>google is your friend

biturbo 2.9 V6 90° derived from Ferrari V8, plus it has some exclusive technology such as multiar of 2nd generation, direct fuel injection, etc..
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>>15072326
>alpha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBBHouaYTpo

>The Italian M3?

Nope, this is way better AYY
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>>15072337
>Shitty driver crashes a car
>You act like it's an actual laptime after instigating benchracing
>lol u so mad xd
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>>15072346
>implying im not trying to get conversation away from the shit posters
>>15072338
>>15072350
Implying my iphaggot didnt autocorrect it
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>>15071951
HOLY SHIT UK REKT 4 life
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>>15072362
Sure friend. Sure.
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>>15072308
>Needs source for alphonse romero relability

Not even going to react with a pic lad.
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>>15072361
The CTS-V actually never set a lap time after it crashed. He's not wrong.
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>generic looking car

The denying of the cuck is very strong
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>>15072373
not every car is there to set lap times you goon
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The front of alfas are so fucking ugly. Too bad a paper wont fit over this bitch maybe id ride one.
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>alfa
Lol yuroshits
still stuck in the past with slow overpriced outdated shit.
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>>15072375
It is a generic looking car
I can't even tell what I'm looking at
Is it the new civic?
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>>15072381
It still doesn't disprove his point.
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>>15072375
Is that a 3-series?
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>>15072361
dam, this guy is so fucking mad

the cts-v can't turn, deal with it
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>>15072394
who cares his point was retarded anyway
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>>15072387
Watch that edge there man, dont wanna cut yourself.
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>>15072397
Its clearly a lexus is
Or any other midsize entry luxury car cause theyre all the same.
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>>15072404
Rekt m8 ;) youre savage
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>>15072404
Go fuck urself dont act like it aint an ugly fuckin piece of shit
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It looks like a early 2000s Pontiac sedan.

I guess Pontiac was Italian.
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>>15072403
No, not really. You're just an idiot who gets butthurt that gm can't finish a lap around the ring.
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>>15072312
>making such shit tier posts you get mistaken for alphonse
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>literally can't corner
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>>15072433
>facts are shitposting
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>>15072434
kek, was just about to post this.
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>>15072370
>still not providing a valid source

In b4 memereports and jd meme

Also if Alfa Romeo is so unrealiable why the company has not failed over the years?

Again, according to memes:

>They're unreliable
>Slower than competitors
>Not well made like competitors
>Bad assistance
>My cousin said he has lost 10 years of saving for maintaining the car

Tell us anon.
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>>15072431
No I just get annoyed by retards who think everyone is just at the nurburgring to set lap times to one-up the next guy
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>>15072426
Look its not exactly my favorite car as far as looks go. But it certainly looks more exciting than the rest of the shit the US gets.
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>post yfw gm literally has never set a faster lap time around the ring
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>>15072433
>alphonse
>bad posts
literally the only people mad at alphonse are GM cucks
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>>15072448
>this mad
Keep crying.
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>>15072461
Can you stop?! I'M TIRED OF YOU IDIOTS RUINING MY BOARD!!
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>>15072454
how many dicks you suck today alphonse?
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>post a comparison between the guila and the cts-v
>n-no use the new one
>anon posts the new one
>n-no that d-doesnt count
maximum butthurt
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>>15072469
>gm fangirls literally begging to not be reminded anymore
tep kok
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>>15072472
see>>15072312
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>i-i-it's not true
>s-stop saying GM is shit
A S S M A D
S
S
M
A
D
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>>15072476
Go the fuck away.
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>even if gm could get the CTS-V to handle it still has severe overheating problems
top kek gm fangirls on suicide watch
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>>15072449
Fuck off and die
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>>15072484
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>>15072501
>gm fangirls get triggered this easily
K E K
E
K
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>>15072501
>gets assblasted
>a-ALPHONSE PLEASE GOOOO!!!!!
I'm not Alphonse. Keep crying gm fangirl.
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For serious talking about the car go here

>>15071761

>>15071761
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>>15072507
>>15072516
>thread about an Alfa Romeo
>/o/ist's can't help but shitpost about a rivalry no one cares about
Incredible.
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nissan's V6's >gm's V8's
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>>15072535
>not taking every opportunity you get to point out that gm is shit
people need to learn the truth
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Ugly turbocharged and shitty muh passion junk just like the 4c, well done italian cucks at least it comes with a manual I guess but even then still probably shit
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>>15072760
assmad, gm, fangirl, etcetera etcetera
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>>15072770
>he fell for the Ferrari derived v6 meme
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>>15072832
>assmad
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>>15072501
for the last time, im not alphonse, its not my problem people mistake me for him because he reposts all my ebin menes
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>>15072501
>accuses guy who gave alfonse his complex over GM of being alfonse

Lolno
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>Italian Dodge Charger

Nothing special
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>>15071947
>best looking car in years
really, my nigger?
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>>15072337
>>15072370
>>15072454
>>15072501
>>15072516
>>15072848
Good thing that trashmaster is banned, too bad I got banned too because the faggot mod thought I was him.

Be on shitpost high alert boys, he will be posting tripless.
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>200 mph
>better looking desu
>rwd

But yeah still no manual.
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>>15073163
cant turn tho
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>>15073158
I was permabanned for "spamming" because the mods thought i was him as well
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>>15072337
I've been using a name for primarily 1 thread since last year. Been lurking for many more friendo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjISOhe07y8

16:57

Soul & passion confirmed
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>>15074266
>WOOO, MAMA MIAA.
Ye Alfa with this car will piss in every other car face.
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>>15074505
Piss what, oil?
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>>15074520
It will piss a pee to their faces.
And they could eat only rubber, smoke and exhaust note of that glorious V6 Twin Turbo engine.
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get out commie

>not shifting with the same hand that a proper person uses to fap to purple niggette pussy with
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I predict this to be to the f30/80 what the v35 was to the e46

so much want
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Bamp
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>>15073163
>better looking
Your american is showing.
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>>15073163
What the shit happened to Cadillac? They're not supposed to look like a 12 year old's idea of an epic race kar.
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>>15077921
New Cadillacs look good but to respond seriously, it swapped with Buick in that the latter is now their "luxury" make while Cadillac is a performance and luxury hybrid.
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>>15073183
Turns better than the German competitors tho

>>15077699
It really is better looking. The Alfa looks like someone took the standard modern blob front-end design and put an ugly French pug face on it.
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>>15078065
>he really believes in what he's saying
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