[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >NIGHTS OF FIRE Edi

Night shift edition more like

>>15070521
neets wake up edition more like

>>15070653
Good morning

>tfw forgot to buy more teabags
I can't survive without my morning cuppa

>>15070839
>not drinking looseleaf
>>not drinking coffee when you wake up then tea throughout the day

guys ive got a v6 vy 2003 and i want it to go faster is it worth sinking money into or should i just save for the v8 eventually i do love the car (windows lights sound system etc) but i'm looking like a bit of a ricer atm with a super basic bitch engine

Will putting coilovers on my car make it hell to drive over speed bumps? I live in an urbsn area so there are quite a few here.

>>15070940
depends on how low you set them and how stiff they are

>>15070930
you can spend money to make your v6 match a v8
and for less money you could just buy a v8

>>15070866
I would drink leaf tea but my room mate was convinced we were trying to piss in his lil press and hid it so well that no one can find it.

>>15071040
Tell the cunt to get off the pipe. Might help with his paranoia.

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>>15071040
Were you?

Regardless, when you find in it piss in it anyway. That'll learn the shitcunt.

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>>15070930
http://www.raptorsc.com.au/holden4.html

>tfw still no call from RAC about an ETA
>at this point the only edible things that i own that isn't coffee is vegemite, a pack of onions and salt

>>15071341
Bake some bread m8

>>15071115
I am now. Going to fill it full of Lipton and piss so it doubly pissy

>>15071341
A couple of years ago the government imported these things called "buses", they are very convenient when you have no transport

TL;DR stop being a lazy cunt and go to the shops

>show up to forklift course
>see another bike there. Get hyped for bike bants
>it's a fat fuck with greasy hair
Why. All I want is to shitpost about i4 250cc elitism

>>15071360
i don't have any flour
wish my boss wasn't a stuck up cunt and would us let take the leftovers
>>15071378
nah mate. i live like 900m away from the mall, that shit is too far away for me

>>15071421
Lmao come back when you own your own business

>>15071421
I'll give you a box of shapes and a hashbrown from maccas if you suck me off

>>15071428
nah thanks i aint gay
>>15071427
that's some low entry requirements you have there mate

>>15071428
>1 dollar hasbrowns
Weew lad, big spender

>>15071486
Neither am I but I won't say no to a dick sucking

>>15071505
Fair enough, I'll throw in an apple pie if he swallows

>>15071486
Being a baker is bad enough but not owning the bakery is even worse lmao

>>15071412
>go into job provider
>see course for forklift license on offer
>hey can I do this?
>no because you have to get a job
>but this will help
>NO.

>>15071540
>job providers in charge of giving jobs
I don't think it works like that

>>15071515
well fuck cunt
i wish i had payed more attention in school, but that's too late now

>>15071540
Mate. Just go to your local training place. It's about $300-400 and most of the time you will easy get a job with it, people throw interviews around when you have a license.

I hope this is true at least

>>15071540
What? You can't do it because it will get you a job?

>>15071560
dont worry kneading bread gives you massive gains

is it a bad idea to wear trackies to my job provider appointment today?, looks derro but it's cold as fuck and I wanna be max comfy

>>15071719
Wear jeans you boogann

>>15071806
Get a car you shitcunt.

>>15071719
It's the aussie national clothing. You have to

Had a guy show up in trackies to the SA meet. Always go with confy

>>15071806
My belt is broken and I haven't bought another yet, so it's either trackies or walking around like a nigger

>>15071906
>what's an Ethernet cable
I once wore one to the airport. The stares hurt

>>15071906
Extension cord, mate.

>hit a solid 160 on a dodgy road
>hit that speed where the bumps smooth out
Feels good. Love that feeling of extreme focus so I don't die

How much should a prepurchase inspection cost?

>>15071938
even more bogan
>>15071926
high tech bogan

if I can get my hands on a tickford AU xr8, should I get it or steer clear?

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>>15070940
For a DD would not reccomend/10. Unless you get softer rates and set the dampening nicely but you can get the same effect from a good set of springs/shocks. Only reason to go coilovers is for moar lows/adjustments if you plan on tracking it. Cops also love coilovers, easy defects for them.

>>15072822
How hard/expensive is it to get coilies engineered?

>>15072830
Have fun.

>>15072753
>xr8
Yes
>au
No

>>15072837
What's wrong with AUs other than their looks that were clearly designed by a couple retardeds

>>15072846
I never understood how they went from the XH to the AU.

>>15072964
Nobody understands, not even Ford.

>>15073018
I've never been into Falcodores but XHs looked pretty cool.

>>15072846
Paging falcondouche.

Iirc the brakes were fucked along with other things

>>15072830
Not hard just expensive. Only reason my car is engineered for everything is because it has engine swap and a huge list of shit. Would be easier to stick the stock struts in for defect/inspection.

how do I go about selling my car to a wrecker?
shitbox shat it's last shit and no one would want to buy it so I think I'll just scrap it.
going to take off the wheels though and sell them on scumtree.
how do I do it /dat/?

>>15072846
Transmission, suspension and joints issues. And the headlights spray light like shit so you can't drive at night. Basically they just fall apart.

let 2nd shitbox run out of rego while it was up for sale no someone wants to buy it. do I spend $200 to add rego to it or do I try and convince them to buy an unregistered car?

>>15073804
it depends on the car but most people wont buy an unregistered car unless its really special.

>>15073809
it's just a pos shitbox. it's a woman with 3 kids who wants to buy it.. I could be nice and renew the rego but I'm already making a loss selling it to this woman. but if no rego she probably wont buy it. also not sure if I should get insurance just in case it bursts into flames or something if she test drives it.

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i dont care about your shitty cars unless they are real wheel drive dorifto cars

if you own a ae86 or a miata or a twingo then u are a-ok

>>15073922
I almost bought an AE86 but fell short $1,000.

>>15073804
You could put "will put 6 months rego on for right price" and see if that makes a difference.

>>15073950
>6 months rego
shitnigga I live in SA we only get 3 or 12 months.

>>15073922
t. busriding Ameriblubber

>tfw car is in for servicing for the whole day

It's like I've lost my legs.

>>15074013
>car is in for servicing for the whole day
>in for servicing
>in
>for
>servicing
Leave

Do sa cops care about 80cc motor on bicycle. Can i just put 250W sticker on it how can they prove it. Can i stick to back streets and along the river

>>15074013
If you cant service your own car get the fuck off /o/

>>15074077
cunt you don't even own a car

>>15074086
Ill race you when i get soupcharger for my alloytec

>>15074098
aren't you on your p's

>>15074106
Cut the bonnet latch maybe

>>15073153
>selling

If it's a shitbox they wont offer you any money, look up a local scrapper who will at least give you $100 for it, look up if any parts are sought after and take them off before the scrapper comes though.

>>15074111
Trips.

Now you've got to deliver, cunt.

>>15074128
I should get a vz in july

>>15074003
What kind of bullshit is that?

>>15074013
No courtesy car?

>tfw mechanic's courtesy car is a late 80's Ford Laser wagon affectionately known as "The Beast"

That car is something else, I tell you hwat.

>>15071421
>900m
fat cunt

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Who /comfy/ here
Laying in the back of my wagon listening to cruise 1323 in the hills, nice breeze coming through.

pic unrelated

>>15071040
M8, just buy a ceramic teapot from a salvos or something, cheap as chips. The only people who donate them are old grannies who want someone to get some good use out of their super nice tea pots when they die

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>>15073922
Ok

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>>15073922
ok

>>15074264
I'm tossing up hitting the bong for the comfy warm chest.

>>15074321
cunt please dont get rid of the xr6t turbo on the r32, or at least post a dose and skid here before you do

>>15074396
This, I need a xr6t R32 dose

>Do sa cops care about 80cc motor on bicycle. Can i just put 250W sticker on it how can they prove it. Can i stick to back streets and along the river

>>15074439
>80cc
>not using a 250cc air-cooled single
It's like you aren't even hecktik

>>15074433
>>15074396
Dose videos coming soon. It's next level type shit.

>>15074316

don't you feel like an autist putting on that car cover all the time?

>>15074456
>250cc
>not putting in the engine from a Dr Big with a big bore kit to bring it up to 1000cc or so

>>15074484
Leaves drop a lot of sap and shit

>>15074321
m8 will i see you driving around north shore/beaches tonight?

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+5 or +10 kW from this 'carbon fibre'?

>>15074537
+5kW and -2 weight.

Should have got frangipannis, they're +25kW each.

>>15074528
Probably not. What car are you in

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Should I do it DAT? Doesn't look to bad

>>15074572
Le hilarios +25kw mcm meem

>>15074537
At least stick it on properly mang

>bought Doom 4 when it came out
>finally played it last night
>it was the worst game i've ever played
>literally so bad i may not buy a new game ever again
>have even gone completely off gaming now
At least now it's inspired me to go out and do shit instead of play games.

>>15074616
What went wrong?

>>15074616
>he didn't DL Project Brutality

>>15074620
It was terrible, that's what went wrong. It was a generic cut and paste FPS with no effort put into it at all. I used to think Doom 3 was alright but not great but in comparison, Doom 3 was the game of the year compared to Doom 4.

>>15074616
I gave up on gaming years ago, it's just a cashgrab with substandard product and garbage "pre-order bonuses" for retarded inflated prices.

>>15074616
>tfw you want to play vidya
>open up steam and stare at your library for 10 minutes
>nothing appeals to you anymore, fire up any game
>play for 10 minutes
>quit and turn the pc off

>>15074605
$2 eBay one. Other one was crumbling. I'll get a decent one later

>tfw just sold a total shitbox to a bogan

The bogan woman brought along her bogan brother. He looked over the car and saw that it was pissing oil. When it started up it spewed smoke. He told his sister not to buy it but she kept saying that she wanted it. He eventually got mad and told her that he didn't care and not to come crying to him when it breaks down.

Seriously shocked they didn't walk away once it started smoking.

>women and cars don't mix

>>15074572
Fuck. Give me a link. That'll nearly double my power!

>>15074572
Fuck. Give me a link. That'll nearly double my power!

>>15074138
yeah man in SA they got rid of 6 months rego to shit people off. you can only get 3 or 12 now. 12 works out to be maybe $20 cheaper if that.

>>15074663
Or monthly direct debit

RAC finally called. I'll get the car back in 3-4 weeks, guess I'm going to starve to death.
>>15074148
Nah. Walking just sucks.

>>15074663
>>15074670
Six month rego has been gone for ages.

>>15074641
The only game I've been playing lately is GTA V and Fallout 4. They're probably the last new games I'll ever buy unless something else decent comes out. Maybe the new Elder Scrolls.

>>15074671
Fat german baker who can't handle rwd confirmed

>>15074671
That offer is still there, maccas is open 24/7 so you can take your time

>>15074670
>2016
>people still use direct debit

>>15074655
Too bad you won't know just how bad it breaks down.

>>15074681
Don't bully him. He's just not compatible with the superior wheel drive

>>15074681
Can't be fat if you're not eating anything
>>15074682
I'll Pass again

>>15074683
It's automatic though

>>15074616
>Not torrenting the game before supporting devs who actually deserve to be paid.

>>15074690
Oh shit's fucked. It would cost thousands to fix all the issues with it.

Just a few of the problems;
>head gasket
>battery
>dents, sunfade and scratches all over body
>CV joints
>Leak somewhere in the coolant system
>no radio
>speakers all blown
>hole in exhaust

>>15074712
Is that all or just what you know of?
That's still fucking off the hook levels of shit too.

>>15074712
And she fucking bought it?, how much did you sting her for?

>>15074698
And forever.
Shit man, have you ever actually tried to cancel direct debit?
I've been told way to many horror stories to ever consider using it.

>>15074712
>she still bought it
how?... i just dont get it...

>>15074718
That's most of the problems, I had a huge list of them somewhere but can't be assed fining it.

>>15074722
I was nice and let it go for $600. She paid $200 for rego on the spot too.
Also it had shit all petrol in it. She'll probably have to stop on the way home, but then she won't be able to start it because the battery is fucked.

Any melbfags know of any decent detailing places? I'm looking to waste some money on my making my shitbox pretty again.

>>15074730
It just goes to show that women are dumber than Jimmy.

>>15074740
You are maximum jew, I can just imagine her having a go at her brother when it does finally give up

>>15074746
I'm hoping for a "I told you so" situation. It's too bad there isn't video of this.

>>15074743
She bought one fucked car... Jimmy bought three

>>15074746
Oh yeah, forgot to mention. She had to borrow the money from her brother to buy the car.

>>15074758
Incorrect.

>>15074761
It just keeps getting worse. Do you know the license plate? Go to the plate lookup site in 2 weeks and see if it's still registered or is "this vehicle is stolen or destroyed".

>>15074761
Oh also forgot to mention I kept the spare tyre.

>>15074773
>destroyed
I can see this happening.
Either from it catching fire or by other bogans.

>>15074770
>MR2 with broken alternator and mismatched bodykit
>BMW that was fucked in some way
>Astra convertible #1 roof broken
>Astra convertible #2 burned
>Subaru Outback CV JOINTS INTENSIFY and smoke

>>15074773
please do this

>>15074790
>bodykit was beautiful
>only thing wrong with the BMW was the tyres needed changing
>1st Astra was fine when purchased
>same goes for 2nd Astra
>It was a liberty cunt.

>>15074790
he had a falcon with problems at one point didnt he?

>>15074807
The Falcon has some strange ass issue with the transmission. It played up on really hot Summer days.

>>15074797
>2nd Astra was fine when purchased
m8 he bought it on ebay for way below the normal prices and it was clunking. you're forgetting
>buying a second car of the same type when you still have the first one to get rid of
>buying a car for dirt cheap on ebay without seeing it first

>>15074817
He bought a car from eBay without seeing it?

>>15074817
you're really working hard to come up with this shit aren't you anon.

>>15074832
its all in the archives mate. werent you around back when jimmy used to post?

>>15074832
Ok jimjqm

>>15074832
He's actually pretty right. I started coming to DAT when he got the first Astra so I got to see all the cars from there happen. I missed the Mr2 though.

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>>15074845
>he still hasn't realised

>>15074817
>>buying a car for dirt cheap on ebay without seeing it first
I did that, I bought a $400 excel and it ran for 6 years no problems.

Synchros were fucked and clutch was fucked if too many gear changes happened while driving and it'd get heavy to push etc, burned oil, major exhaust leak, ran a bit rich, peeling clearcoat, rust in damage quarter and boot.

I did fix it most of the issues eventually and it ran really nicely until I killed it doing maintenance.

Commodores are terrible to work on

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>>15074832
well, its what actually happened.

>>15074858
>comparing a jap car to an aussie car
not knocking aussie cars here but holdens arent that reliable and astras were a fucking plague.

>>15074858
>I bought a $400 excel and it ran for 6 years no problems.
>Synchros were fucked
>clutch was fucked if too many gear changes happened
>burned oil, major exhaust leak, ran a bit rich, peeling clearcoat, rust in damage quarter and boot
It sounds completely problem free aside from all that.

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>tfw direct debit my vaya mobile and shaver club payments

>>15074852
Jimmy the guy is a good man
Jimmy the poster is shit, and his legion of jimmyshits is worse

>>15074867
Asian cars are based. Even though it was a east west configuration it was surprisingly easy to work on. My dads EH holden is even better to work on though, I could stand in the enigne bay and change the oil and sparkplugs.

New holdens are rubbish, I cant stand to work on them.

>>15074874
When I fixed the exhaust leak and put thicker oil in it to stop it burning as much it did drive a lot nicer. I fixed the exhaust leak with bathroom silicone and that shit didn't fail for the year or so it was on there until i killed the car, it was a bitch to get the exhaust off to give it away to someone though.

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>mfw getting a shed soon
>mfw thinking of buying a movable four post

>>15074882
I don't get what you mean. Was Jimmy better in the days before that first Astra or something? Iv'e only ever seen him post about problems with all his cars.

>>15074888
>New holdens are rubbish, I cant stand to work on them.
No joke mate. The Cruzes are probably the worst.

>>15074896
He is a good guy in person. But I cant stand him on here

>>15074899
I think I know what you're saying. I'll never understand his car choices though.

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Just got told that a guy I knew got sent to hospital for severe burns to his face and neck.
He opened up his radiator cap after taking his car out for a drive and it got him in the face.
I feel bad for him but at the same time how do you make that kind of mistake?

>pic related to thread

>>15074913
A rookie mistake that I learned about back in primary school. One of my teachers did it and burned his neck bad and he warned us all about it and showed us his neck.
He always wore collared shirts and zipped up jackets from then on.

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>fuel tank directly on top of the rear wheels
>78L
>Fill it up
>Can no longer do skidz

>>15074913
Jesus christ.

I'm retarded and even I know not to do that.

>>15074931
He just says that he forgot about it. He just didn't even think. It's fucking weird though because he works on cars every damn day.
To make that kind of mistake, I don't know if he'll be scared for life or not. Haven't been told anything else.

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>>15074616
>>15074641
>>15074680
I was getting the same way then I bought Rocket League on a whim and haven't looked back, most fun I've had with vidya for a long time. Starting to land Aerial shots now so it's like learning a whole new game again.

Also has PC/PS4/Xbone(soon) crossplay so you can play with your normie mates.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/woodside/cars-vans-utes/2008-ford-gt40/1110184488

fugg

>>15074965
>no info at all on what it is
Probably a fucking civic underneath. B15 power, yo

>tfw the 16 year olds gave the boys 2 large chips for free
>didn't want them to go to waste so we chugged them down
>almost instantly regret it
help me lads

>>15074913
>years ago at my old job driving moving platform picking machinery
>have some Iranian backpacker who was useless
>machine starts playing up
>I stop, turn machine off, slide the engine cover off to get a bit more cool air in and have a look
>can see steam pissing out of the overflow bottle
>as the pickers stand around looking at it the Iranian backpacker moves in to remove the cap on the radiator
>only JUST stopped in time after we all yelled at the dumb cunt


Some people just want to watch the skin burn.

>>15074971
what

>>15074983
sorry obviously drunk abit too
meant to be
>tfw the 16 year olds AT KFC gave the boys 2 large chips for free
should make sense now lmao

>looking at buying a BMW E46
>went to go see one
>looking at paperwork in glovebox
>just see a book and a folded map
>pick up book and map
>map is a map of Poland
>book is a fairly new copy of Mein Kampf

i think the owner is messing with me guys

>>15074995
buy the car but only if the map and book is included.

>>15074952
I just can't stick to a game anymore. I play something for a day or two and move on

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>>15074999
>>15074995
Trips! You gotta do this.

>>15074995
I thought all German cars came with those as standard?

/dat/ why keep living?
Is staying alive so i can pay off bills that aren't mine without even making enough money to eat 3 meals a day worth it?

Only thing i can think of that is keeping me going is the fact that my cat would go to the pound and be put down because she hates anyone thats not me.

>>15075009
I don't know. To go faster? That's what keeps me going

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BRISBANE MEET THIS WEEKEND

Location: Mt Gravatt lookout (near the shipping container)

Time: 9am/9pm for morning and night people

Saturday the 21st

Meet up the top, dagumi down and grab food + be autistic at Sunnybank then cruise to somewhere

Need suggestions for cruise

>>15075009
Life isn't much if you don't give it meaning.

You need to find the meaning in yourself, rather than getting it from external sources.

Do the things you enjoy doing most, find new ones.

Work out what you would like to achieve, no matter how silly, and work out a way to achieve it, idk.

Give yourself direction, basically.

>>15075015
even thats not doing anything for me. im finding myself doing 200km/h on the road bike and thinking "i wonder if running off the road now would do the job"

>>15075024
Corners though. Unless you are scraping pegs on the way home everyday you are slow

>>15074991
>tfw impossible to reheat KFC chips to make them taste good again

You can do this with all other fast food chips, why KFC, WHY?

>>15075009
i dont know anymore man, just trying to find more people now to share the loneliness and see where that goes

>>15075029
Pretty much, not going to do a very good job if i crash at 120km/h though a corner though am i?

just going to give myself a medical bill i can't afford.

>>15075000
Hence why I've made a promise to never buy another game until I fucking finish/play a lot of every one in my library first, I only have 50 or so and only maybe 15 of them installed.

>>15074995
This is fucking excellent.

When it comes time to sell my soarer, it's getting a map of kokoda, a japanese flag headband and one of those manga mein kampf

>>15075031
yes this is what i meant
wonder how well a home deep fryrer would do

ALSO
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fairfield/cars-vans-utes/turboed-sss-pulsar-custom-paint-engineered-p-plate-legal/1113066342
>car is fully engineered since 2008 how ever i lost the papers but the enginering plate is still there (inside the engine bay)
>to make the car P PLATE LEGAL rpm is locked to 3rpm however its quick enough and at the same time its better so you know the car is thrashed
>its better so you know the car is thrashed

Lancer mr coupe or n15 sss pulsar

bris meet when? fgts

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>>15074995
>german car with a map of Poland and a copy of Mein Kampf

>>15075048
Pulsar.

>not 4AGE powered Corolla

>>15075046
With never used before oil? Might be possible but seems overkill as they just need reheating.

>>15075024
>tfw going 160 on something that weights 160kg
I think I'm going to fly off the road without doing anything.

But hang in there, I know how you feel. Where you at? I'll come hoon with you/drink excessively with you

>>15075049
>>15075019
plz come

Is it ok to pour some new oil in just to flush out the last few bits when changing it? Got some stuff I dont need anymore and this is better that my plan of coating the downhill with it

>>15075024
There's a term for this and literally everybody does it

>driving along
>sudden urge to pull in front of truck going the other way

>>15075046
>ricing a Pulsar

OI NATHAN!

>>15075067
Mines more like
>Driving along
>Suddenly foot is buried deeper into the floor than my dick in your mum

>>15075067
whats the term?

i remember reading a theory on /x/ about this kind of thing. that such ideas float around and pass through everyones heads and the people who actually do it just happen to be in tune with the idea. kind of like the way sound harmonizes, a crazy idea harmonized with that particular persons mind.

>>15075080
Not sure on the term but its related to how we percieve free will. You have the ability to just end it all and your brain wants to test its free will.

Or something like that

>>15075080
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-591843.html

"The Pull"

>>15075058
I can't afford alcohol :(

I could huff some petrol with you i guess.

Thanks Labour, Those alco taxes are making me healthy!

>>15075102
I can share the bong if you like that sort of shit

>>15075107
I do but im not smoking other peoples weed. that just means i owe you later.

Fuck im over everything... cant even afford a bud.

>>15075048
n14 sss pulsar, specifically this one
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fairfield/cars-vans-utes/turboed-sss-pulsar-custom-paint-engineered-p-plate-legal/1113066342

>>15075074
see mate pulsie's are hectic, minto for mainies

>>15075102
Get a box of port, thet're only $11 and will last you a few sessions if you're a lightweight.

>>15075113
not the other guy, but im always down for sharing, only shitcunts say they're owed when they offer

>>15075024
if you really have no will to live do this:
>nigger-rig gopro to have an elevated view of you on your bike
>ride naked maxing out on highways
>ride naked swerving through city traffic
>all with eurobeat playing for maximum meme
then post here

>>15075113
and
>cant even afford a bud
good friends are free

Depressed bro and scab bro meet me at mount barker kfc and we can organise a sesh

>>15074725
>log onto Internet banking
>remove automatic payment

Wew that was hard

>>15075126
:( in QLD man, have fun though

>>15075046
>hectic front mount intercooler
Uleh

All this talk of smoking and I been dry for a couple months now after 5 years blazen err day
Maybe I get some this weekend

>>15075019
What car you driving so I know what to look for? I'm picking up my s1000r on Friday so I'll most likely be riding that if I end up going.

>>15075152
Do it. Just get an oz dont be a pussy and smoke it all

>>15075156
Well I lie
I had a log about 2 week into my break and was fucked. If I smoke more than a g ill probably green out

>>15075155
blue impreza with a silver bonnet dude
dont know whether or not to make it just morning or night because i could do both but dont know if its worth it

>told my friend i wanted to try shrooms
>instantly regret it since he knows me as a stoner now
>3 months later, today, he says he knows a guy who can sell to me
>50-100 bucks and he wants to trip with me
>now ive got cold feet about the shituation
help

>>15075166
Done the same man. Passed out on my mate after one cone while he knocked down 3.

>>15075168
I vote for morning since I'll be plastered by lunch time.

>>15075175
>>instantly regret it since he knows me as a stoner now
>In highschool everyone thought I was a stoner
>Really just didnt sleep much so always out of it
>Bought some weed off a guy from work
>His reaction was "you're a stoner?"
Felt good to come off as a function member of society

>>15075152
don't do it bridgestoned

>>15075126
>mount barker kfc
well shit I'm going there tomorrow
who are you?

>>15075193
A memer who is here to help the depressed

>>15075198
What time will you be at KFC tomorrow?

>>15075126
>tfw going there tomorrow too
what the fuck are we having another meet or something? im just doing some shopping. we /dat/ shopping now?

>>15075203
>>15075126
who the hell are you people? why are there so many anon appearing in mt barker tomorrow? what is going on? are you all new sa anon?

>>15075198
What car you driven?

>>15075208
Everyone one wants to meet jimjam

>>15075211
but Jimmy is kill

>>15075216
jimmy is adelaide? what does that mean?

>>15075203
>>15075208
I'll show if others are there. I dont like being singled out for my posts here

No jimmies tho

>>15075219
DA
VE

>>15075211
nobody said anything about jimmy though

>>15075221
what time dude?

seriously what time at mt barker kfc?

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>>15075222
>tfw you will never get to experience the epic days of jimmy buying the mr2 and falcunts falcon and jeep breaking and the fights between them
the golden era of dat is gone

>>15075223
> KFC
> not jimmy related
Good one jimmy

>>15075223
>>15075225
4:20?

I'll be fried by then actually, 10:30?

>>15075233
>10:30
too early for me unfortunately. i'm on the other side of town until 12.

>>15075233
>I'll be fried by then
what?

>>15075242
>420
>Meet started with bong talk
Catch up cunt

>>15075246
read it as fired sorry.
so if this is 420 related is one of the posters here bridgestoned?

I'm going to Mt. Barker tomorrow so wouldn't say no to hanging out for a bit at KFC. Though I don't really know who you people are...

>>15075182
>17
>have shitbox that looks nice
>have some small parties with mates where we get fried (only really alcohol)

>one if them spreads some rumours for a laugh
>comes back to me as us having wild parties doing coke, fucking in orgies and drinking fine scotch while I had ties to the mafia because I had a nice car
>act all subtle, "haha don't really want to get into details but we had a lot of fun"
>people actually believed it

>>15075256
>5
>said my uncle worked at Nintendo
>everyone believed me

this is the kind of shit I think about when you post stories like this

>>15075263
it was more just because I kept my head down during highschool so not many people really knew me and what I was into (learning about cars and chemistry)

Would a BA XT be good as a runabout and skid machine

>>15074616
>>bought Doom 4 when it came out
That's your own fault anon

Should have waited for the reviews/cluster fuck of people complaining about it.

Fuck I don't even play vidya any more these days and I know it was a complete shit

>>15075298
I just saw the reviews and they're great. I don't understand it, this game was a pile of shit but it's getting good reviews.

>>15075296
>wanting an XT
why do you want basic bitch tier? But if you like 1.8 tonne landbarges then yes, but if you attempt a skid it will turn into a spin out

>>15075301
give it some time, maybe it'll grow on you

>>15075304
Eh because it's cheap and has the same engine as the xr6

>>15075306
Too late, I took it back and got my money back. I played it for an hour and it was boring as shit.

Thread song for the night lads: https://soundcloud.com/goosebumpz/play-school-goosebumpz-remix

>>15075314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g

Anyone else about to go for a drive before late night restrictions?

>>15075320
>late night restrictions

kek

>>15075320
>spot the juvenile

>>15075318
the jelly always gets me

>>15075320
I hoon at 2am. If I get caught chances are I'm already in shit for hooning so my license is gone anyway

>>15075320
Late night restrictions...?
is this a city thing?

>>15075335
Its a cuck thing

>>15075320
SA p plates?

>>15075335
>>15075345
>>15075326
>never been on good behaviour

>>15075318
What is this?

>>15075348
I have never even had a speeding fine.

>>15075348
>behaving badly enough to get on good behaviour

>>15075366
>behaving

do you cunts reckon a 1hd-fte would fit into an ln106r hilux? doesn't seem to be much info on it but i know 1jz's fit and im guessing a 1hd can't be that much bigger
my desire for 400nm at 2k rpms is strong

>>15075391
Just put a 4L SOHC out of a old coon in it.

https://youtu.be/Y5tUW1-Jb7U?t=3m41s
skip to 3:41 for maximum habibi

https://youtu.be/xl1LriU_g5Q
>going 180km/h on two wheels
>cunts screaming and bashing on the dash
>head unit screaming PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT

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SYDNEY DRIVE DAY MASTER LIST

Date: June 19th
Where/What: RNP to Mt Kiera to Mac Pass
Meet: 8am at Loftus Oval

Date: June 26th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 3rd
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 10th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 16th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: August 7th
Where/What: Putty Road to Singleton
Meet: 8am at Windsor

What time for the KFC Mt Barker meet tomorrow?

Does anyone get their dick sucked at these meets? I really need a good blowjob.

I'm looking at the High Powered Vehicles list for SA
It clearly has the list of cars that aren't P plate legal and the ones that are.
But what if the a car doesn't appear on either list?
Is it P plate legal or not?

http://mylicence.sa.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0003/163578/High_Powered_Vehicles_Notice_April_2015.pdf

>>15075271
That was the autism
Most people here are autistic

>>15075483
For vehicles manufactured before 1 January 2010, a HPV is defined as a light vehicle (GVM 4500kg or less) that has:

8 cylinders or more
A turbocharged or supercharged engine (except diesel powered vehicles with less than 8 cylinders), or
A vehicle that has been modified to increase engine performance (other than vehicles that have been so modified by the manufacturer in the course of manufacture of the vehicle), or
Been nominated as a HPV as listed in the South Australian Government Gazette.

Excluded vehicles - vehicles listed under the list of Vehicles Excluded in the High powered vehicles notice below have turbo charged or supercharged engines for fuel efficiency improvements and therefore are not classified as high performance vehicles.

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>>15075484
Including you

>>15075487
I once called up SAPOL asking if i could drive an XJ12 i saw on Gumtree once. They asked me if i was on my provisional license and i said yes and they asked if i was serious or just stupid

cops are buttholes

Sheet /dat/ I found a car I want.
I lowballed them an offer $5,000 less than what they were asking.
They then gave me a counter offer of $3,000 on what they're asking.
I don't exactly have enough for it but should I try /dat/

>>15075495
what car is it

>>15075498
fuck never mind. just chekced my bank accounts.
I fall short by just about 2k

feelsfuckingbadman

>>15075495
How badly do you want it?

>>15075501
I'd suck a dick to own it. kek.

>>15075499
you avoided the question fagtron

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>>15075483
wait what
if jimmy loved his astra convertibles so much why didn't he get a turbo one
is it because he can't into manual or just didn't know?
like seriously he might've gotten just a little bit less shit from everyone if the second one he bought was at least a turbo

>>15075519
I think you replied in the wrong thread

>>15075503
Meet me at the next station. Bitch.

>>15075514
Because they are hard as fuck to come across. Only 2 available in Aus on Gumtree and not in SA.

Can't wait to suck all the dicks at the brisbane meet.

>>15075526
SUCK ME OFF DA NEK STATION WITE DAWGGG

>>15075519
Oh for fucks sake.
I'll have a new trip tomorrow.

>>15075519
who gives a shit cunt
95% of those trips aren't even more than three years old

>>15075538
>>15075519
>not using secure trips
mates pls

Guys i like big black penisis in my ass

>mfw chewed my rear tyres out already
Fugg cunt too many burnies
>Looks at this thread
what the fuck did i miss?

>>15075542
It's penises, me.

Added up all the money in my bank accounts and even my coin savings. I have a total of $8056. Fuck I need a job.

>>15075540
I didn't give enough of a shit to make a secure one back then. Never had any issues so far

>>15075545
Yes i like big penis thats why i put ford faggot tarbo on my riceline R69

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

>>15075553
>!!QSvwrQMMkoH

>>15075556
i am he yes

can i be bldc too guys?

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>>15075519
How..?

>>15075519
You are doing gods work anon.


I'm also a huge faggot. I only got into trucking so I could suck off truckers at the glory hole.

>>15075564
oi u stole me trip dickhead

>>15075519
>mfw nnobody can touch mine
lel

>>15075548
Its one extra hash for fucks sake.

See

>>15075519
Glad i'm important enough

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the jews did this
dose videos incoming tomorrow

>>15075519
This the polish autistic fuck from /sp/? or do more people do this now?

>not using tripcode explorer

Serves these newfags right.

>>15075571
Same. Just try to crack mine.

>>15075565
>not knowing how to trips

>>15075576
nobody gives a fuck honestly i just got here

>being this assblown

>>15075576
95? birth year?

>>15075581
I never wanted to do it so i never learned.

>>15074712
my shitbox I'm trying to sell is pretty much the same, except the head gasket. a few other things
>front main leak
>most suspension bushings are done
>1st gear synchro is done
>oil drips onto hot exhaust causing smoking

might just siphon the full tank of petrol out and send it to the scrap yard once the rego runs out

>>15075574
I'm the real chink.

>>15075583
no I took pic in 1995

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>>15075540
>>15075538

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I want to fit one of those Xforce Varex muffler onto a pre-made bolt-on cat back system. I already have the turbo-back downpipe installed. However, the muffler is in the centre of the pipe work. What do?

Pic related.

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>>15075590
and for those with secure trips

>>15075595
Fist your anus.

>>15075595
Take it to an exhaust shop. They'll be able to cut and weld it in. Few hundred bucks most likely.

>>15075595
nice fartcan

>>15075587
show me your blue shitbox with a silver bonnet

>>15075589
no you decided to write get fucked on your table in '95

>>15075585
I was actually going to send if off to the wreckers tomorrow but when this woman showed up I though I could at least give it the chance at a new life.
It's going to be a huge money pit for her though, she just had a baby too so should I feel bad I've probably doomed that child to grow up poor as fuck?

have any of guys ever wondered why we keep coming on here?, it's pretty fucking autistic

You're my only friends /dat/..

>>15075612
distracts me wrong real life which is shitty.

>>15075604
I'd feel bad knowing it was born to retarded parents

>>15075612
I try to escape. I delete the bookmark.
I try to resist. But always. Always I end up here again.

>>15075612
:( id rather be drinking with you guys though, probably be a fun/autistic night out

>>15075615
>tfw born into a lower-middle class family not an upper-middle class family.

I'm one tier away from being bogan.

>>15075590
>>15075597
was searching for those aswell and came upon this instead
http://www.lurkmore.com/view/List_of_notable_namefags_and_tripfags#.2Fo.2F

in the light of this, just checking if dubletripping is still a thing

>>15075630
aaaaaand it isn't

>>15075612
I have literally nowhere better to be.

>>15075622
You can be poor and not bogan, or you can be rich and bogan.

Bogan is a state of mind.

>>15075604
I might just drive it out to bum fuck nowhere in a field of dirt
>get one of those steering wheel locks
>full lock left or right
>maybe put handbrake on
>hold clutch down with a brick on a string
>brick on accelerator
>pull brick off clutch
>sit back and chug beers and see how long it lasts before something spectacular happens

>>15075624
would think kkk would be on there, that fag is the #1 poster on /o/ isnt he?

>>15075643
Bogan is a lifestyle

>>15075622
Nothing wrong with bogans unless you are a hipster faggot, They seem to be the only people that have problems bogans...

Bogans are what makes Australia great after all, imagine an Australia with no bogans, fucking disgusting.

>>15075624
>Famous for being one of the few (or only) officially homeless tripfags on 4chan. Living out of a heavily modified commercial Dodge van, Vandweller has gained virtually universal respect from /o/.
fucking lol
that list is old as though, looks like it hasn't been updated for a few years

>>15075612
Because I can.

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Guys, thinking about selling the gpz900 , now it's back together and selling/trading the good zzr1200 I on something......strange different or interesting

>>15075692
Get a dirt bike

>>15075697
But why