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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

Australian shitposting edition:

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm
>Motorcycle maymays

/dbt/ map: meet and compare willie size
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
>http://cycle-ergo.com/

Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

boring webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108

Previously on /dbt/
>>15058013
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>>15059324
I know that. Just wondering what dbt considers old or "gramps" status
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>>15059339
most of dbt are people in their early 20's so probably anyone over 30.
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can someone shoop my face in the op like they did here
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>>15059339
being 60, a peadophile and fapping to loli. Just like gramps.
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>>15059344
Do people above age 30 even believe in computers?
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>>15059344
What about those of us that have been here since the chan started
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>>15059348
Now we know why you loved to stay in the farm.
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>>15059350
They believe in them, the same way Christians believe in Satan.
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what are you riding?

plated:
1976 suzi ts 260
1978 honda xl 175
1984 honda vt 500
1991 harley davidson heritage softail

not plated
yamaha dt 400
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>>15059363
>1991 harley davidson heritage softail
Fuck off harleycuck!!
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>>15059363
plated:
nothing
not plated:
YOUR MOM LOL!!
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How much should i ninja 250 costs? Kelly blue book says around 1.4k, but in craiglist, people are asking for 1.8k+...
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>>15059370
yawn

post your shit or fuck off, nobike
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>>15059348
I do these on MS paint m80
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>>15059363
2 land boats
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>>15059374
So whos going to die this year?
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>>15059381
nice pic.. what are they?

do you like the crash pegs?
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>>15059363
im riding ur mum faget
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>>15059377
Fuck off nobike!
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>>15059370
>>15059374
>>15059386

itt: jelly nobike fagets
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I hate all you fags, i hope you fags get raped by tyrones and die of aids.

Exept for
angry anon
Cc81something

Harley anon
Rebel anon
Drop anon
Nighthawk 250 anon
Wr anon
cb650f anon
Fireblade anon
Copycat harley anon
Marauder anon
Balerares anon with cb250
Cbr250 anon
Strayan cbr1000 anon
Wings anon
Across anon
Bmw gs anon
Buell anons

Moffman
Nighthawk anon
cb400f italian anon
still no grom anon
sv650 white anon
mv agusta anon
braid
cum tribute anon
Dr350 anon
gramps the peadophile
aprilia anon
ohiostorm
cactus
fkg
german Katana Anon
banana ninja homo
blue sv650 anon
SR250 anon
Triumph Daytona anon


The Holy list repels the Skid demon.
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>>15059392
>Nobike cuck calls other anons nobike
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>>15059363
getting the 300 plated next week hopefully
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>>15059385
Thanks man.
VTX and chief classic

They're pretty nice on long hauls. Wanna get the same style for the chief eventually.
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>>15059400
>nobike

bitch, pls
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>>15059400
Nobody on DBT hads bikes. hasnt that been established?
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>Where is the best place to mount a Go Pro on your bike?

Not helmet, not shoulder or on your body, but on the bike itself?
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>>15059407
Dont touch you dads stuff anon, he might get mad.
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>>15059412
And the people that hasbikes are posting pictures of their dads bikes*
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>>15059402
Is that carpet in a storage unit?
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Would a BMW G650GS make a good first bike?

I've never rode one before, but I want to start taking more road trips on weekends.
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>>15059407
>Harley

Ayy lamo!
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>>15059418
i love my dad

he taught me to ride his 1200cc kawasaki cruiser
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>>15059421
Why even bother with the bike. Why not just ride the dad instead?
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>>15059418
>>15059421
The trolls are hungry tonight boys
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>>15059431
>1200cc kawasaki cruiser
if thats what you call his dick, it's ok m8.
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>>15059426
sorry you're too proud? poor? pathetic? to experience the pure joy/power of a harley bike

they're an amazing ride
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>>15059426
>that Obama mural
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>>15059407
Roflmao it's less embarrassing to be a nobike than to be a shit bike owner
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>>15059434
i'm having fun, regardless

it's too cold to ride
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>>15059439
>power of a harley bike
>Implying they make any power.
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>>15059423
no its carpet in my garage.
Was free so figured why not?
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>>15059396
>Aprilia anon
>there are 2 or 3
I'm fine with this
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>>15059439
Haters gonna h8 m8
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>>15059444
roflcopter lmao

.. no

it's not

have fun riding /nobike/
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>>15059376
>Pre-gen
No more than $2k, probably closer to $1500
>'08-'12
$2-3k if US, mileage and condition depending.
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>>15059450
What is it? -50°C?
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>>15059417
Lower front fairing, with the front wheel in shot.
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>>15059454
Is that a Grom?
Can I have your Grom?
I promise to ride it every day.
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>>15059458
i'd ride the shit out of that thing

there's no bike on the planted i wouldn't

anyone who says otherwise is /nobike/
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>>15059454
Nice! Yea fuck walking on cold concrete of you don't have to man
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>>15059459
Denial isn't just a river in africuck
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>>15059462
i'm drunk and its 7c last time i checked
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>>15059466
Thats what ur mum said about my dick, fagget!
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https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/5531181325.html

>Third Owner
>1865km

I knew Groms were memes, but holy shit.
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>>15059465
Example?
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Haha, I am the real Cum Tribute Anon. The rest are just posers.
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>>15059468
I spend a good majority of my time off the boat riding. When at work I'm peri much just looking at places I'll be spending my 3 weeks off cruising around at
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>>15059487
>peri
What?!?! Pretty *
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>>15059396
>tfw I'm listed 6 times
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>>15059454
>>15059402

i dont know why but your garage looks like a dungeon
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a giant cruiser is the best bike for the road

otherwise ur just gonna get a million shit tickets
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>>15059499
>>15059487
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>>15059487
If I ever was to take a cruiser, I'd want an Indian Chief. I like your bike and your style.
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>>15059494
Hi, cum tribute anon.
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>>15059504
>>15059499
fuck off crusercuck!
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>>15059460
Thanks anon. Do you think the 250 is still fun to ride?
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>>15059504
Thanks man. If you're ever in my neck of the woods or vice versa I'd let you take it for a spin around the block.

I let my Vstrom buddy do that and it made him fall in love with how cushy the seat was and was jelly of the clutch and throttle response
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>>15059513
not the same anon but i have bikes 175-1400cc and the 250 is my fave
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>>15059519
Can you explain more, senpai :3
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>>15059517
Filtered.
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>>15059522
sure

what u wanna know?
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>>15059523
You're using Brita I hope!
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>>15059476
It's not going to be above 12°C here, with a cold wind from the north. I'm sure as hell going to ride
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>>15059526
Still pretty noob about the models, but do you have one of those 250 with flat headlight or the more modern angled one? What makes it your fav one over the others?
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>>15059522
Not him, but i ride my 250 more than my 800, becuase it's light, gas tank last month and i can park it anywere.
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>>15059486
fuck off gramps, we already know you are him. Those shitty loads.
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>>15059530
fur and leather is your friend
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>>15059527
Filtered.
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>>15059524
Careful, dbt gets Jimmie rustled when a harley is posted
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>>15059537
Just a textile suit and cotton, mate.
12°C is normally t-shirt time
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Sup fags. I'm flattered you actually think I have a bike.
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>>15059539
Thank you :D
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>>15059533
my 250 is a road legal 2 stroke and it's basically insane

i've never sat on a modern bike so i'm probably quite useless to you
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>>15059483
Like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cyPOqG3YKU

>>15059513
Depends on the situation.

I love taking mine to twisty roads but stick me on a highway going 70mph for more than an hour and I'll be bored.

Depends on what sort of riding you're doing whether a 250 is appropriate for you or not.
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>>15059540
they get rustled jimmes but if they ever rode a harley... comfy as fuck
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>>15059517
Yeah well to tell the truth the clutch on the DL1000 is shit due to it being hydraulic, has the smallest friction zone.
The throttle response lag is due to it using a secondary throttle butterfly setup, if you remove them it is heaps better.
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So I posted my ninja 250 out on local classified site for 1.3k and had no buyers so far. This is first weekend ad has been up.
Do I just wait? Or do I need to lower price incrementally until I get rid of it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11KOFvXtg2g

most /dbt/ record
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>>15059554
are you desperate to sell?
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>>15059466
A grom you say?
>>15059469
Thats it, bare feet in the shed is always nice.
>>15059497
Probably because it is made out of bricks/cinder blocks
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>>15059534
A tank of gas that last a month for everyday commute? O.o
>>15059548
Im looking at those flat headlight 250s, i guess thise are old ones?
>>15059550
Id be riding one on a 35mph limit roads, and really love to take it to a twisty mountain road near where i live.

>Still saving up for gears and MSF
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>>15059551
Yea. But to each his own I guess. I like my bikes and that's all that really matters to me. My riding buddies love my seat. It's by far the most comfy stock one I've ever sat on. That's part of the reason I got it over the f6b.
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>>15059557
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
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>>15059560
Not really, but I have decided for sure that I will sell it first, and then buy another bike.
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>>15059544
is that a cup of chilled piss, CTA?
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>>15059565

>A tank of gas that last a month for everyday commute? O.o
Yes.
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>>15059544
hi, cum tribute anon.
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>>15059565
If you stay at or below 50mph it'll do you well.

It's not that they can't do anything above 50, it's just that they don't have much guts and you feel it at higher speed, especially once you're going 80+.

Plus they're geared fairly short so you'll be turning high-ish rpm's at 70+. My Ninjette will sit on 9k at 70mph.

Don't go into it expecting it to be fast and you won't be disappointed.
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>>15059552
It was still an enjoyable lil trade. Was fun scooting around the oceanfront on the Vstrom. Might get one someday just to have another thing to play with
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I thought about getting 250 for my commute but cunts are legit retarded and it wouldn't have the power to get away, I feel like it would make me a cuck and force me to yield to everyone else instead of just powering away.
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>>15059577
how short is your commute...?
my bike gets about 3l/100km so if i was doing 10km of commuting a day it would last a month and my bike is not exactly a thirsty thing
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>>15059577
Wow that really motivates me even more
>>15059585
Im more interest in the handling, and cornering since thats what i love when im in a cage. I might avoid highway...
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>>15059588
don't buy a 250 single cylinder
try to buy a 250 four cylinder
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>>15059594
1 cylinder is for dirt only. Never commit 1 cylinder.
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>>15059597
you just can't handle the vibrations on your bunghole
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>>15059594
Yeah but then I have 4 fucking carbs, I am over carbs. Spent too much time fucking with them in my youth.
I'm old and wise now, EFI is they way to go. I just wish there was an i4 250 with EFI, shit would be dank.
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>>15059602
fag detected
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>>15059590
>>15059593
Dunno? like 12-18km. Some times i do like 32km or more and get like 450-480km on one 18L tank without reserve.
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>>15059581
Hey.
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>>15059417
I have a mount on my handlebars (hydraulic clutch reservoir) and one above my headlight.
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>>15059617
do you just granny shift and twist?
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>>15059610
>old and wise
>says dank
I bet you're a juggalo as well, nigger
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>>15059610
>tfw no efi i4 400cc
Why doesnt America just cave in already and bring them over?
they are great commuters because of
>mah vtec bro
which totally adds power not steals low end power for fuel economy.
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>>15059624
>white road

THATS RACIST

it needs a reseal badly
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>>15059628
>granny shift and twist
i ride like a sick cunt m8.
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>>15059630
whats a juggalo?
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>>15059585
Anyways thanks anon and other anon for help
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>>15059640
Underage detected
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>>15059593
Ninjettes are fairly light so they're pretty flickable and good handling by default but a decent set of tyres will make the biggest difference.

>>15059588
Power isn't everything.

It is an option, but it's not the only option most of the time.

Ride defensively and for the most part you won't end up in shitty situations that require you to drop a gear and nope out of there.
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>>15059610
it's worth it though brother
the twin butterfly carb setup is a small price to pay
>>>/wsg/1047239
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>>15059650
Well that ill still need to learn about, but thanks for helping
>250
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>>15059654
Hello, fellow cuckold anon.
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>>15059640
At the very least you should know them from this maymay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc
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>>15059677
I don't get the reference
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>>15059650
>Ride defensively and for the most part you won't end up in shitty situations that require you to drop a gear and nope out of there.

You leave gaps and you get gap fillers, plus distracted mums with screaming children and huge blind spots with their grocery getter 4x4's
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>>15059654
>twin butterfly carb setup
what, do they have secondary throttle? like a v-strom.
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>>15059687
Nope, only a single throttle system.
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What does /dbt/ think of the 2006 Er6-F as a starter bike ?
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>>15059683
Ur a cuck m8
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>>15059640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVjftZFbX4s
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>>15059700
There pretty good m8, better than that 250 cuckold shit m8.
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>>15059701
Cool trigger word bro
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>>15059700
Reasonably good choice.
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>>15059706
Sure lad.
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>>15059699
so why did you say it has a twin butterfly setup?
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>>15059712
Ok lass
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>>15059650
>not wanting to drop a gear and disappear
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>>15059714
Sure m8.
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>>15059717
>posting a jew
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>>15059654
I hope you have learnt how to be more aware and how to brake properly.
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>>15059718
Very well young lady
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>>15059723
LMAO

dbt is so funny
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>>15059713
I wasn't aware that it needed to have two throttle action to have twin butterfly carbs, that's just how I've heard them it described before.

>>15059723
You know it bud. That drop was on the 20th of March, I've done a shit load of practice since
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>>15059720
>having a problem with the jews
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>>15059723
Ayy lmao!! What a cuckold!! Cant even break ayy!!
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>>15059735
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>>15059729
>>15059729
Sure bae.
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>>15059740
Why not boo
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>>15059739
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>>15059743
Ok bby ;)
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>>15059708
>>15059704

I am currently hesitating with an sv 650 n. But those bikes are hard to find where I live, at least injection models. Sv's from 2000-2003 are easy to find but way to expensive for what they are.

For instance I can buy an Er6-F from 2006 with 21k kms for 2500€.

Usually I can get a 2000 sv's with 50k kms for the same price where I live.

So I really think that I will go for the er6. And to be honest as a beginner I don't think I will find a shocking difference between thos bikes.
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>>15059750
Absolutely, darling.
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>>15059751
The FI model is 2003+ and the carbed ones arent worth it. You should get the kawasaki.
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>>15059540
that's putting it lightly.
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>>15059756
I love you, Pls marry me.
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>>15059755
The only major difference you'll find is that the SV sounds better, being a V-twin and not a 180 degree parallel twin like the ER-6F.

>>15059770
see
>>15059756
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>>15059773
Thanks bby:)
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Still nothing exciting going on in this thread is see
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>>15059734
You can see in pic related that the secondary throttle plates are open but the primary's are closed.

That is a twin butterfly setup.
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>>15059751
why delete your post? You got banned didn't you.
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>>15059794
Nope, fixing shitty writing, because I am retarded.
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>>15059782
are you trying to canvas for some moar banter m8
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>>15059797
ok. who gives a fuck tho. Just leave it be as 4plebs archives it all m8.
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>>15059396
When're you going to add me (Australian CB1100 Anon) to the list?
>TFW not on Holy List to repel the Skid Demon.
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dbt should i get my 300 road registered or just settle for recreational rego?

I feel like i would be really tempted to ride it on the road if i went full rego on it and that's not really good for it at all.
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>>15059798
Banter is always a good time killer
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Is it necessary to replace you valve cover gasket after adjusting valve clearances? I really don't want to spend 50€ on a piece of rubber, but if it's necessary then I will.
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>>15059803
when you admit to being CTA
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>>15059804
Fucl off cunt.
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>>15059803
Just get a bell like a real man
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>>15059804
$50 per year compared to $700

No brainer in my opinion, but then, I'm poor
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>>15059803
Sure m8.
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>>15059809
As long as it has no cracks ans is still soft and pliable, reuse it.
Never had a problem reusing them on my bikes. Just use a bit of RTV silicone on the cam half moons.
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>>15059809
if it's rubber and in good condition, no.
only paper gaskets need to be replaced, most of the time anyway.
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>>15059786
Ah, alright. Cheers.
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What would be a good first dual sport for someone who is fairly experienced with road motorcycles but has never been offroad? Would prefer something with decent oil capacity. I'm 6'1", 90kg and live in Australia.
Originally I was thinking DR650 since they're so popular with the adventure crowd but they're a little bit heavy and it's unlikely I'd do adventure riding for awhile anyway so now I'm leaning more towards a DRZ400, as you can probably guess from these two I'm not looking to win races.
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>>15059811
Lmao he's not CTA, I figured out who CTA is a few weeks ago, not gonna reveal it though, would spoil the fun.
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>>15059817
$700 for rego?

It just cost me 260 to register my V-Strom for a year, including 3rd party medical insurance.
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>>15059842
Hes wings anon.
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>>15059817
Yeah there is the cost thing but then im not sure if the local coppers would let me get away with riding from my house to the trails that start about 10km out of town, no rego is a $360 fine and if the cop is that much of a cunt they will probably throw the book at me with decibel meters and so on.
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>>15059846
wings anon has a bike tho
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>>15059811
I'm afraid I'm not, that said I have pulled myself to her, >>15059426 holy fuck that peak at her sexy, black lace bra.
>>15059816
>Implying bells can compare to the Holy List.
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>>15059813
thats not very friendly anon
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>>15059856
Hes cta, copy cat harley anon, angry anon and filter.
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Cta anon is gramps
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>>15059858
Its kkk's sister m8
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>>15059841
Whats your budget?
Because you didnt state one ima say you want a BETA 480rr.
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>>15059866
Probably thats why he says hes 6 times in the holy list.
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>>15059877
the person that posts the holy list is one of the anons that is not on the list, not saying which.
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>>15059864
Gramps is him m8, he admitted it when the cum fiends criticised his loads.

It makes sense too, they do look very odd. Maybe sterile old man jizz looks like that.
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>>15059881
Kek, yeah probably because i just recently added him to the list and he said he was 6 times in the list.

>>15059880
M8 im the holy list anon and im on the list.
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>>15059881
he just eats too much red meat, makes your cum thin so to speak.
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>>15059869
hngg
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>>15059888
so are you angry anon or copy cat harley poster?
or did we decide angry anon/harley poster/copy cat harley poster are all the same person?
which is you?
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>>15059896
All of the above
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>>15059893
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>>15059782
As usual
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>>15059896
>>15059896
I will not reveal my identity for the sake of the holy list.

Also all of those anons are cta.
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>>15059898
and are you ninja 650 crash anon?
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>>15059905
so you aren't harley poster/etc?

Is he ninja650 crash anon?
you know your deebeetees better than i do.
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>>15059870
Cheaper the better, let's say under $5000AUD.
>>
>look outside
>see a bird shit on baiku

>>15059907
No
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>>15059902
DAT EYE MAKEUP!
HNNNNNG!
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>>15059896
Add gramps, wings anon, cta and you have 6.
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>>15059909
I will not reveal my identity, For now.
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>>15059926
do you still have the ninja 650?
what ended up happening?
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>>15059933
Im not crashanon.
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>>15059911
then drz400/xr400 is probably a good bet, only thing you will find in that price range otherwise will be a 2008ish enduro bike and they all have around 800ml oil capacities.
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>>15059939
sure you are m80, post ninja, you on green p plates yet?
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>>15059948
Im vfr800 anon.
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>>15059952
so you don't have the ninja anymore?
were you on the old cucktoria laws m80?
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>>15059955
Never had a ninja or even owned a kawasaki.
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>>15059945
Cheers for the advice mate, I haven't looked much into XR400s so I'll start doing some research.
>>
>chair breaks while at computer
>get new chair, breaks while at computer
>get steel folding chair, fuck you
>almost slide off of it.

It's like i'm a fatass but i weigh 190 pounds the fuck
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>>15059966
Thats the same as a bike m8.
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>>15059966
Get a proper chair.
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>>15059968
>his bike weights 85kg
You ride a moped?
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>>15059961
DT200/KDX200 would be a cheap option as well if you can't find any nice xr/dr's for a good price
2 stroke though but they will run on the cheap shit 2t oil you can buy at the servo so thats not really a worry anyway.
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>>15059969
But those cost money and apparently i'm prone to breaking them.

I do have a Jaylo butt but i don't see how that should affect the longevity of my chairs.
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>>15059972
I ride a ktm.
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>>15059978
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>>15059966
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>>15059976
Post butt so i can fap.
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>>15059976
The fuck is a Jaylo? Google only gives me JLo.

An IKEA Vilgot should work, I used to have one when I was 110kg
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>>15059978
post your ktm fagget

I also ride a ktm but its still 110kg
>>
>>15059982
nice, i might do that shit

Also what is it about stock photos that are always so specific?


>>15059984
It's hairy tho

>>15059986
>The fuck is a Jaylo? Google only gives me JLo.
same difference
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>>15059973
Fuck I love that colour scheme.
>>
>>15059989
the 90's were radical.
>>
>>15059988
>same difference
I got that as soon as I posted it.
But that shouldn't matter, I have the ass of a thick niggres and that has no effect on it at all.
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>>15059993
>big butt problems
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>went for a ride
>not satisfied at all

Fuck.
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>>15060000
I know that feel.
Been riding my road bike and having no fun at all lately.
Tempted to sell it.
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>>15060000
didn't go fast enough then
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>>15059995
The only problems I got with it is finding jeans that fit and me sperging out when a girl compliments it.
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>>15060000
>>15060002
What a bunch of pussies
Willie in the snow
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>>15060007
it doesn't snow where i live, im just bored of riding on the road, don't even get an adrenaline rush anymore.
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>>15060010
I guess all that's left is sudoku
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>>15060018
nah, dirt bikes are still fun.
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>>15060023
What happens when they aren't fun
>>
>>15060025
They won't ever be not fun.
they are just more expensive than road bikes.
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>>15060025
you'll end up on 4chan
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Got my first bike yesterday. 1995 GPX250. needs a little bit of work but came with 11 months rego. Impossible to find aftermarket fairings for this thing though, can only find them for zzr250
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>>15060025
you buy a faster road bike

then that gets boring and you start riding dirt more again.

after a few years of that you're up for a real adrenaline rush so you decide to buy an MV agusta, waiting to see when it's going to break (and how expensive it will be during the 7-8 weeks it takes to receive the broken part) will be the most serious adrenaline rush of all.

>looks like I'm eating mi goreng again tonight
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Was part of a 7500 strong charity ride last week, police escort, closed highway and everything. Was pretty rad.

>mfw
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>>15060046
Neat. What charity?
>>
>>15060023
Dirt bikes are for kids
>>
>>15060039
>those handlebars

Wreckers don't have any fairings? GPX250's are common as hell so surely they can't be that hard to get plastics for.
>>
>>15060049

West Midlands Air Ambulance, was pretty sweet.

Article on it if you're interested, they got the numbers a bit off on attendance though.

http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/05/13/bike4life-record-breaking-shropshire-chairty-ride-raised-over-63000/
>>
>>15060052
Confirmed. My 10yo brother loves them
>>
Which one is better, Grom or Z125 Pro?
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>>15060061

Grom, Z is trying way too hard to be super serious.
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>>15060052
And i never want to grow up.
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>>15060049
>>15060056

Actually this one is probably better to show attendance, was rammed as fuck, really good though.

http://www.shropshirestar.com/entertainment/2016/05/08/bike4life-shropshire-roads-closed-as-thousands-of-bikers-join-charity-ride/shrews-bikes-59-sl-08/
>>
>>15060055
yeah but the cost of getting them and painting them would be pricey. Way more than the $400 for fully painted aftermarket ones they got for other bikes. but that may be where i go in the end
>>
>>15060068
>only a 300
>>
>>15060068
We may grow old but never up.
>>
Boulevard is a write off according to three mechanics. first one had a look at it, said fix it and then sell it but then fixing it will cost money, rego is due this month, it's got rust spots all through the chrome.

in the meantime i'm going back to my old bike, i'll fix it up and then sell it and buy another commuting bike.

I've got my eyes fixed on the vstrom due to the windshield and riding position and also the general look of the bike.

hyosong make really cheap bikes haven't heard too much bad about them. i've seen a 600cc for mid 3000's but it's got an aggresive riding position

grom is really cheap but i'm not so sure about riding on the highway with it.

postie bike with a 150cc engine swap would be like 2k and would last much longer but without the windshield i'm unsure about it on the highway even if it keeps up. i also think they'll be semi collectible in the future

any other options? don't really want a lams bike since you get more bike for your dollar if it's not lams, i'd perfer a 600cc.

also, i'm just wondering about the economics of it all. i would be putting like 10-20k's on it every year and it would have no resale value after like 4-5 years of commuting so the bike would literally become a throw away
>>
>>15060068
I still cant figure out that pic. Fucking potato farmers.
>>
>>15060084
>hyosong make really cheap bikes haven't heard too much bad about them

Are you deaf then? lol
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>>15060088
there is a little kicker before the cliff face, is about a 3 meter gap
>>
Why do girls keep giving me lip
>>
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kill me
>>
>>15060084
Postie will need rebuild after 20k
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>soon deebeetee
>>
>>15060098
>spends more time photoshopping than riding
>>
>>15060095
STOP IT


CUNT

I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THIS
>>
>>15060099
yeah, you can get a lifan crate engine for $500 so you can literally run the life out of that engine every three years and just slap a new engine in the fucker. it's probably the most economical option.
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>>15060102
>having a bike
kek!!!
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>>15060088
LET THE BLOODBATH BEGIN
>>
>>15060102
>name 1 person on dbt who does any actual riding
>>
>>15060100
Why does it have a dragon dildo
>>
>>15060109
Fuck, you got me there
>high of 54
>partly cloudy and windy
just kill me
>>
>>15060111
Exactly
>>
>>15060098
Nice to see you're watching Bakuon!! as well

There's just one rule, hands off of my Hane
>>
>>15060108
How did he fuck that up
>>
>>15060104
its sunday though, don't you have work tomorrow or are you just at that stage where you are immune to hangovers?
>>
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>>15060108

oops meant for

>>15060100
>>
>>15059700

good idea desu senpai
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>>15060109
I've almost done an entire 100 miles this year!!! Oh boy!

>>15060111
>111
Ayyy
>>
>>15060100
This thing of naming roads like that is pretty cringy.
>>
>>15060105
I do 30k km every year just commuting.
>>
>>15060108
i flipped my bike up a sand hill the other week. i need to get a gopro so i can make webms of these things.
>>
>>15060108
/dbt/ does hillclimb
>>
>>15060125
Ok
>>
>>15060126
yeah dude. i don't know what to do. i perfer commuting on a bike, fuel is cheaper but they just require more maintenance and the engines don't last as long as car engines
>>
guys help i've been playing MGSV for 19 hours straight
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>>15060118
well it is the impossible hillclimb, it's not like anybody else made it to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGn9AY0ysA

he's actually a winner because his bike didn't cartwheel back down the hill at 100 km/hr showering parts everywhere like a meteor shower.

>>15060131
already my filename nigga
>>
>>15060138
sell your ps4/xbone and use the money to pay for something special for your motorcycle.

I legit did this because i realised vidya games are a huge waste of money that i can't go fast on
>>
>>15060109
I was seriously racing on the Nürburgring multiple times
>>15060117
I'm not really following it, most of my knowledge comes from TW/CB anon sharing screencaps with me

i did watch all episodes tho
except for the newest one
>>
>>15060109
what is actual riding?
>>
>>15060119
Sunday night 9pm and I start at 5am.

FML. Why did i choose the normie life?
>>
>>15060145
You're a maniac
>>
>>15060157
what do you do for work anon?
you milk cows or something?
>>
>>15060163
I drive a twuck.
>>
>>15060170
what license are you on?
>>
>>15060191
L
>>
>>15060191
MC
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>>15060191
MC but I only drag a single trailer these days.
>>
>>15060199
Need to remake it with the GTA wasted at the end.

Meme supreme my friend

RIP squiddy
>>
Oh man, I just squirted out the nastiest curry and beer shit.

My asshole burns.

Why do I get drunk? Oh wait i remember. I wish uncle gramps never molested me when I was younger. It gets harder each year to repress these memories
>>
come fite me irl ya bunch of fags.
>>
I'll shit in your mouth vicCB400sf.
>>
Y'all nobike wannabes
>>
Fucken euro cucks who love slurping the turkroaches cum.
>>
>>15060197
>>15060203
Am i right in saying i would need a HC license to legally tow a trailer thats around 10 tonnes fully loaded in an 8325 johnny?
>>
>>15060235
>implying europe is a country
>europe != EU
Germany is the word you're looking for
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found out why my bike was running like shit
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>>15060219
meet me at the RSL we'll throw down cunt
>>
new bread
>>15060244
>>15060244
>>15060244
>>15060244
>>
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This is my spiderbro


He's going to fuck you up.
>>
>>15060248
Yeah sure fag. I've offered to come riding with you and you dont respond.
>>
>>15060280
you fags aren't even on the map
>>
>>15059911
xr650

drz400 will get boring (speaking from experience)
>>
>>15059350
Hey fuck you, I'm 37 and have been there since computers started going mainstream. I saw the birth of computers in schools. My first games console was literally standalone bat n ball, or Pong as you know it. My first computer was a BBC Model B. I saw the introduction of color monitors. Bitch, I still work with computers now.
>>
>>15059610
Yes, how did we ever survive for all those years on 4 carbs? My 98 Blackbird has done 40k miles and literally never even needed the carbs balanced, not once. Fuckin thing still does over 170mph.
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