>really like sub-compact and smaller compact cars >never

>>15042753
>being a nu-male cuck

>>15042753
>be a cuck
>do cuck shit
>make cuck posts

>>15042753
nah, Im scared to get something like a Honda EF bc I know itll get stolen.

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>>15042757
>>15042758
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP FHAM

>wanting fwd
Cuck

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I've got two of OP's pic related, an Si, and a DX.
>CRX though, they're just turd gen civics with a fastback

>Don't park it anywhere other then behind my padlocked fence
>Can't drive it anywhere because lol CRX in public = stolen

But god damned if they aren't a fucking blast.

I expect the /hg/ to honor me greatly when the steering wheel decapitates me. I am already the Ur-Father.

>Pre side impact beams
>pre third high break light
>pre OBD
>No transmission lockout, you can start it in any gear
>sub 2000lbs

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Oh, if I'm in a crash, I'm 100% dead.

>giving a fuck about safety in the things you enjoy
I bet you don't even ride motorcycles

>be in Europe
>get my hands on a peugeot 205 for free
>will most likely die if I ever get in a crash
>or maybe not, because not everyone else drives e fuckhuge truck around here

>>15043077
neither do you, you bernie voting cuckhold.

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>>15043088
>implying

>>15043098
>the size of that dip tin to your leg
so you're like 5'3'' right?
when will they learn?

>>15043052
>Get hit by brodozer because manlet was texting his totally not a ho GF.
>Hits you head on
>Steering column goes through your chest
>You start to fade, everything starts getting dark
>You manage to get one last breath in and say
>"It's all over, i'm free."
Take it as a blessing anon.

>>15043113
Wasnt dip, was packing tape. Part of transporting boxes back to my house. And I'm 5'10

>>15043123
>denial: the post

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>>15043123
>I'm 5'10

>>15043134
>>15043137
>>15043144
That's really not short though. I'm the tallest guy in the room all the time at 5'10

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>>15043134
>>15043144
Yep :)

>>15043137
Are you saying I'm denying my height?

>>15043153
>m the tallest guy in the room all the
>>15043137

>>15043153
Maybe if you work at a preschool and the teacher's out

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>>15043153
>>15043158
>((((((((((((((((((((5'10"))))))))))))))))))
Sure thing bruh

>>15043052
just makes you a better driver, desu

>>15043170
>"""""""""(insert internet response here)""""""""""

>>15043182
whatever helps you sleep at night little child.

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>>15043123
>And I'm 5'10
One day we need to get an old /o/ meet in the bay with Henry and the others. We'll be all near the same height
>5'11" masquerading as 6'

>>15043153
Donde esta la biblioteca por favor?

>>15043212
Usually extreme exhaustion and staying awake for too long

>>15043258
I need to go back at some point to get my truck on a transporter to ship to colorado

>>15043267
Are you projecting

>>15043268
your in Co. now?
What is it with BA transplants and FC.
I'll be heading out there at some point this summer to visit family. Everyone I meet out there wants me to move there, it's creepy. Even to the point I'm offered living space and a job, but I got to many loose ties here to make the shift suddenly.

Damn, why is colorado so based.

>>15043270
Did it go over your head?

>>15043280
Colorado is truly based. You going to be at fort Collins? You bringing any rides with?

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>>15042753
>really like sub-compact and smaller compact cars
>going to buy one despite the danger of getting obliterated in a crash anyway because I like them so much

feels good not being born a bitchnigga

>>15043287
Did my post go over your head

>>15042753
its harder to crash a smaller car, usually if you clench your butthole enough you can slip out if most situations, i find the driving experience ( yes driving experience in a shitbox) outweighs the safety.

i only like the older ones and mostly hondas new cars are fine for normies but i cant stand electronic throttle.

>>15043303
No need to be so short tempered, anon.

>>15043307
Huh? Chill out weirdo

>>15043290
>Any rides
If my sis has anything to do with it, all my cars.
She just picked up a EZ30 Outback, and her ex-beau (still attached ugh) just grabbed a CR-Z.
I'd rather fly out than drive, she was supposed to wait for my trip to pick out a car.

So no, I'll either be stuck repairing a Q45 to drive around (And maybe back to Ca) and in the mean time used as the family whipping boy checking cars and shit.
But yea Fort Collins, or nearby at least. I was out there when they had the enormous fire in Roosevelt State Park a few years back. Nothing quite like riding a rental Bike Library cycle during a thunderstorm and everythings on fire.

its ok i want to be dead (´･ω･`)

Went from small hatchback to station wagon, and now 80% of motorists treat me with 'respect' because they percieve my car as bigger than theirs.
Really great in day to day traffic and on highways

> eurofeels

>>15042753
Nope. Shit box winter DD is a 2000 civic and summertime is on the zx6r.

>>15043447
It's a sports car winter dd?

>>15043491
Sports car? My bike has more hp than my car at this point in its life

You know what is a hilarious and not cringey word?
Cuck
Lol, i "keked" SO hard

>>15043791
t. nu-male cuck

>>15043537
So you're saying it's not a sports car just because of fwd?

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>>15042753
I have no airbags, crinkle zones, or pig fat
All I have is a flimsy ass automatic seatbelt.
I'm more worried about the car getting hurt than myself.

>>15043850
No I'm saying it's not a sports car because it's my daily driver shitbox. It's gutless has no handling capabilities and is in no way a sports car. Why are you clinging on to this? It's an $800 beater

>>15043296
this

but I honestly want to die if i get in a serious crash

fuck being paralyzed for the rest of my life

>>15044388
>civic
>no handling capabilities
Fuck off

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>>15042753
nope

>tfw one a 1600lb 60 year old tin can with no seat belts

>>15042753
What car would you like to be crushed in?

>>15042761
Same reason I'm hesitant to get a crx

>>15042768
Pretty sure person on the bottom is a girl, girls tend to take pics with their less attractive friends to make themselves look more attractive

>>15043158
>using snapchat

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I have a different problem.
>want to buy a new vitara s turbo shitbox because it is fun and I'm wierdly attracted to suzuki simple understated design and approach to cars
>wont get understanding from buisness partners and will get confused looks and image
>buy a 3 year old lexus IS with 16k km instead for a grand more
>still think about shitboxes
Suffering

Back in 2005-2006 I had a coworker who bought a crx to build it and race it "his words" long story short a truck hit him and his wife who was in the car and pregnant at the time lose the baby very sad. After that happen the guy bought a Chevy Avalanche

Yes

Everyone in my area drives a fucking truck, and both accidents I've seen caused by trucks ended up with the person in the smaller vehicle being killed/seriously injured.

>>15045865
And if his wife would give birth to that child, he'd buy a toyota sienna.

>>15044849
>I know anons car better than him
Pretty sure I know my car better than you. The steering is as numb as a stripper on coke. It's got 260 000km and has troubles doing 100km/h. Not every civic is a type r and I'm wondering if I offended some no car retard who dreams of civics or some shit

> love that shit
> want one with AC and AT, when compact or bigger
> want a low car (as is current one)
> everything is either extinct, rusted to hell or bare

>>15042768
lmfao

>>15044849
You know those gens of civics have torsion bars right?

Why do CRX s get stolen? It's really only something I've seen on here.

>>15047585
Mexicans. Same thing with Integras and anything with an Si badge.

>>15047593
I've never heard or seen thst anywhere but here. Then again I grew up in South Florida instead of southern California

>>15042753
We all die eventually anon, buy the compact and have fun. If it kills you, oh well, you were already a dead man anyway.

>>15045660
>not using snapchat
Luddite detected

>>15047563
>>15046707
They're literal sports cars
I'd kill for one

I had a really bad crash in a MKIV Jetta and side airbags saved my life.

Hopefully you aren't one of the VW enthusiasts that only likes the MKII

>>15042753
>being such a shit driver that you crash

>>15048449
It doesn't matter how well you drive, you can't stop other drivers from sucking at driving. People who use their cell phone as they drive deserve an ass kicking.