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First for AWD HSV

I want all the 8ropers

GIVE EM TO ME BOYS

too much chance it will rain saturday so I won't be going to the meet

>>15039524
top kek at that OP pic

Saturday 14th may
SA /dat/ meet
1pm, same place as last time https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Wilfred+tTaylor+Reserve
Shitpost IRL for a little then head down along the coast, weather is going to be nice and sunny

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>not enough room

single car garage, and could fit like 2 more bikes in there

>>15039529
Hhmnmn how hard to convert a vz or ve clubby to awd

>>15039550
out the body on a adventra chassis MAYBE?????

>>15039539
>less than 5% chance it will rain
>literally the sunniest day fort he enxt week at least
>being afraid of rain
m8...

>>15039554
fair weather rider I bet

>>15039552
Yeah a 400kw AWD hsv would be fuckin awesome straya recking europoors

Thank fuck it's going to be decent weather the next few days, can finally service the shitbox

>>15039539
>he's afraid of rain
But why? It's meant to be the sunniest day in weeks too.

>>15039286
>tfw CI-7 when flaccid but CI-9 when hard :((

>>15039544
>dat meet is taking play 50ks away from me
fuuuk...

who fucking decides the meeting point?
which anon is closest to it?

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>>15039550
Considering there was never an AWD on the VE/VF platform, I'd say your chances are 10% of fuck all.
Considering there was a plethora of AWD variants throughout the VY/VZ, I don't see any reason similar drivtrains couldn't be adapted to any VT/VX/VY/VZ.

>>15039606
50kms isnt far cunt. i drive 80kms to work every day.
are SA people just lazy?

>>15039616
>driving 160ks a day for work
fuck man half your weeks pay must get pissed right into your tank the second you get it.

>>15039615
>that pic

It's like some sort of weird bogan/lesbian hybrid of a car.

>>15039610
I think MX5 set up the first Morphett one. I might be the closest since I'm in Blackwood. MX5 is up in Norwood I think.

Test

>>15039610
Not sure. Someone suggested it once and I've just gone with it. Not at all related to being less than 5min from there

>>15039606
>50km
>A lot

Mate if I want a carton of milk it's probably a 40-50km round trip to go and get one.

50km doesn't even feel like a proper ride any more.

>>15039620
Not everyone's on junior McDonalds wages kiddo.

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Welcome me the new tripfag

>>15039640
>tfw $40 an hour

>>15039641
kill urself

>>15039647
I think i will do brunout until hsv is on fire and get cremated in it

>>15039641
>reported

>>15039653
Cunt do you want me to kill you and put your body in the back of a maloo

>>15039641
we are not going to get along are we?

>>15039657
could you just put my living body in the divers seat of one? fuck I want to drive one

>>15039644
>>15039640

>mfw transit officer on $30/hr
>drive 76km to work erry day
>dont spend more than $80/week on fuel

>>15039658
Yes we are i love you :)

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>>15039623
Pretty much.
Not sure if I'd choose an Adventra or an FPV F6X...

>>15039644
Then I don't see why $20 per day in fuel would worry you.

>>15039677
im not him cunt

>>15039670
>FPV F6X
good luck finding one these days

BPT near me, will put whatever ford v8 you want into a territory, which is pretty fuckin sweet

>>15039667
so a little over 2 hours of the work you do a week is spend on fuel
while that doesn't sound like a lot add that shit up man.
why are you wasting your life man?

can you connect jumper leads to a dead car while the good car is still running?, or should you turn it off a restart it to be safe?

>>15039690
TURN IT OFF or die trying

>>15039681
So you're irrelevant? Good job!

>>15039692
That's what I always do, but I also don't like starting and stopping my car after it's been running for 10 seconds

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>>15039685
>NEET the post
>>15039683
Then you're stuck with an overpowered SUV. I guess Territory's are still a better option than the god awful Falcon wagons that shared their chassis with what ever ute at the time.

>>15039667
>transit officer
Fucken mermaid

>>15039710
He is right you know.

>>15039717

What this mean?

>>15039703
so territory or ute?

also a territory that could drag off most things from the lights, or strip the interior, AWD, and rape every man and his dog?

if thats your thing

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>>15039735
I think he's talking about the purple lit heavy vehicle inspectors, commonly referred to as Mermaids.

>>15039641
>go to every thread
>it's just HSVfag shitposting
Oh I can tell you're just going to be fun

>>15039744

I did not know they had purple lights?

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>>15039740
I don't think you comprehended what I said.
Overpowered SUVs aren't the best idea, but they're a shit load better than a parts bin wagon that shares the ox cart chassis of the ute.

I think I'd take the performance Commodore wagon anyway, regardless of drivetrain layout, and have a more complaint chassis from the outset.

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>>15039747
You betcha.

>>15039524
Get car serviced at a mechanic later that day I pick car up.
massive stench of petrol throughout the car
think nothing of it, in my head: "oh it was probably just the mechanic's stink"
2 weeks later the stench is still around big time
im convinced they split petrol in there as they had to change the fuel filter

>>15039760

Do they have guns and handcuffs?

>>15039767
no, they are literally rejected coppers.

>>15039767
What are they gonna do, handcuff some tyres together?

>"Pull over, you're under arrest for being a retread!"

>>15039771

Mm, but it seems like that gets said for everyone from security to bouncers to ticketys to parking inspectors.

Surely not all wanted/tried to be cops?

>>15039754
a guy i know at work (nice guy, union guy) has a sweet v8 AWD adventura for sale, but i cant justify having it as i have 5 regoes atm.
and he says it uses something like 25l/100km. he put a new box in about a year ago, and his dead dad owned it before him. i want it, but have no where to put it, dont wanna pay rego or insurance on it, and cant rationalize the missus having it as it uses so much fuel, but FUCK it FLIES off the line

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>>15039771
This.
Although with the amount of truckies that would like to bring them harm, self defense may not be a bad idea.

>>15039778

Do you have any kids?

>>15039723
yeah ture
but he's not the example you want to use
dirty cunt

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>>15039778
>but FUCK it FLIES off the line
There's your justification. Also, tell the missus your bikes economy offsets it.

>>15039777
probably not true for some security, bouncers etc
but do you really think someone actually wanted to be a parking inspector? unless they were the worlds biggest asshole who is on a mission to ruin everyones day

>>15039787

Why not? AFAIK all those government quasi enforcement jobs ie ticketys, parking, transport inspectors get paid the same as cops up to about senior conny.

Fuck load easier to do and get into.

>>15039781
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

i have 1 gpz900, 2 zzr1200, 1 ford ute, 1 ford panel van, and own my own home at 25.
what do you think?
sorry that came off rude
>>15039786
no i ment if it was "her" car,
btw her 2000 vx has 180thou'kms its hard to justify selling that after 5 years

>>15039790

Fair point, do you boink your mrs often?

>>15039794
our record is 18 times in one week.

but it depends how you define having or finishing sex.

>>15039777
>ticketys
We have a faggot who was one but he progresses to full retard and now he is a cop

>>15039805

Hm

You're uncut as I recall, do you like her to slide her tongue under your foreskin?

>>15039805
Can we swap lives?, also what do you do for work if you don't mind me asking, just curious

>>15039810
fuck off no-show faggot

>>15039810
>You're uncut as I recall
This place is fucked

>>15039790
That was implied as "her" car.
>you don't have to worry, as my mode"s" of transport have a low average fuel economy!

>>15039815
Are you forgetting where you are?

>>15039814

What does that mean?

>>15039810
>>15039815
that foreskin guy is a barrel of laughs every time he appears. only jews get cut.

>>15039813
can you do twelve hours of labour a day?
>>15039810
HA
>>15039815
tripfags gonna trip
>>15039817
but she pays the fuel/rego/insu not me, i cant make her spend 5/10/15k whatever

>>15039823
>only jews get cut.
True. Cutfag will never know the pleasure of your forskin being blown up like a balloon

>>15039830

And smegma as far as the eye can see.

>>15039825
I don't know about 12 hours, but I'm not scared of some hard work

>>15039832
>what is regular hygiene?

Why is the sa meet so far away from central adelaide where normal people live

>>15039825
>can you do twelve hours of labour a day
Usually do 14+

>>15039836
so skids and cock sucking can happen without normies seeing

>>15039834

Most uncut guys get infections/inflammation if they wash with soap, what do you use?

>>15039785
I agree.
Though he is still a better example than falcunt.

>capcha; ford racin

>>15039840
A bar of soap? Like the rest of my body

>>15039840
>being a cutfag

>>15039840
Palmolive gold

>>15039840
i've never ever experienced that ever.

>tfw she puts her tongue under the skin and swirls it around

>>15039848
>>15039845

So you literally just wank with soap to clean it?

>>15039851
yes

>>15039851
Yeah, couple of tugs, Round the balls once and its nice. Finish off with some talc and you have a feast for your missus

>>15039857
>tfw no missus to get your package nice and clean for

>>15039857

Talc where?

Also how do you handle washing your perineum/anal area?

>>15039833
and night shift?
>>15039837
bunch o toughies on tonight

seriously,
https://www.chandlermacleod.com/

these guys helped me ALOT like 6 years ago, people talk bad about labour hire but these guys were pretty good. avoid monodelphous, if you can, they will get you work to but you will be paid shit and worked like a dog.
might take some months, but the more you earn, the more they earn so they want you workin.

>>15039866
Just a dash all over. Mostly in areas like the taint and armpits.

Get some soap on hand and shove it don't my crack

>tfw parents cucked me for life
Do I just kill myself now uncut bois?

>>15039872

Ever tempted to slip a finger in?

>>15039866
have you ever cleaned yourself? soap between the cheeks is all you need.

>>15039877
>he doesn't include a prostrate massage in his shower routine
It's like you don't want to be fully clean

>>15039884

No, mostly my carer does it with a cloth in hot water & soap.

I have been disabled since I was 4 years old.

>>15039885

i'd love to rim a boipussi in the shower,

hmm

>tfw drive for 6hrs straight and piss into bottles

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>>15039885
jizz becomes glue in water senpai. who would want that shit?

>>15039901

Don't do this if uncut, you might press your knob against side and your foreskin will swell and spray errywhere like a balloon (not painful, just messy kek)

Lesson learned in dad's 3 series on the Syd - Bris drive

>>15039904
Just a tease bro. Just like pranking your dick

>>15039885
>tfw gf lets you give her anal in the shower

>>15039870
I don't sleep at night as it is, may as well get paid for it

>>15039898
Meet me at the mars bar in 10. I be wearing the anonymous mask

>>15039909
That's why you use the wide mouthed gatorade/maximus bottles

>>15039914

Wrong city :(

>>15039914
i'll be wearing a jimmy mask

and it will be really realistic

so real that its not even a mask

you know you want to feel jimmys strings

>>15039916

Good idea famalam

>>15039921
I want to feel his hot 8ropers all over my baby face.

>>15039916
>>15039909
you dumb cunts. i rigged up a hose that connect from my dick to a tube that sits out the window and just goes straight to the ground.

>>15039930

Cut or uncut?

>tfw you leave your piss bottles and shit bags at the pads for the mermaids to clean up

this thread

Say I fucked up and got someone preggers and they are coming for my hard earned income. How far do I have to move to escape the legal system? Will interstate do or am I stuck going to a 3rd world country?

>>15039946
other country. unless she doesnt properly know who you are.

>>15039946
Just kill da baybay

>>15039946
Remote indigenous community at least

>>15039946

3rd world country, sadly aus.gov has agreements with all 1st world country to stop people moving to get away from it

Worst thing to do is meet her to discuss it and wind up a big fucking kick or punch and suddenly no more babby.

>>15039946
you dun goofed and no matter where you move to you will get ass raped.

>>15039946
Get a female friend to get RU486 and slip the pregger girl the mickey with it.

>>15039949
She copied my license while I slept

>>15039950
>>15039956
Might have to organise a car accident.

>>15039960
thanks, might hit up russia and see if the mafia can make me 'disappear'

>>15039956
~10 years for assault/grievous bodily harm
vs
18 years worth of child support

Time to start weighing it up.

>>15039965
>She copied my license while I slept
Sound like you got dick trapped

>>15039966

As if 10 years in our weak af justice system

Just cry mental illness, 5 years with parole after 2.

>>15039946
Go to abortion legal state?
Is she fucking insane and wants to keep it or something?

>>15039965
>She copied my license while I slept
damn dude what the fuck?

i leave my license in my jacket and just have a library card with the wrong name on it in my wallet. gotta becareful of psycho bitches.

>>15039966
won't even get jail for that, just a fine and a be a good boy bond.

>>15039971
>>15039975
Straight up dick trapped. She seemed sane.

>>15039963
I like this one

>>15037665
>5 spd
i have basically no tools and not even a garage spot, how the hell should i swap the transmission over?
>>15039130
sorry mate
last two weeks has been major back and forth
>it's totalled
>no it's probably fixable
>yeah it's definitely fixable
>wait actually it's nearly written off
>forget about that it's fixable
damn RAC
>>15039339
>>15039309
yeah
>tfw happiness returns
sounds interresting, but the real question is can you pull bogans sluts with it?
>>15039670
>F6X
there's nothing to think about man if you find a good one, buy it.
>>15039546
just build another one man

>>15039966
http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/logan/logan-family-to-lobby-new-state-police-minister-bill-byrne-to-appeal-sentence-handed-down-to-driver-involved-in-car-crash-that-killed-their-unborn-baby/news-story/31661adbcf348c59a2683434e72eee3d

He should just crash into her car nice and hard while drunk.

That cunt got like 1000 roobucks in fines and 6 months license suspension

>>15039524
talk me out of getting this
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/liverpool/cars-vans-utes/1975-volvo-242dl/1103646509
>low af km for its ages though seller admits to it sitting around for years REDFLAG
never seen rust on an australian vehicle other than trucks or things people 4wd with
strikes me as being neglected af but i want a project.

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>>15039963
>>15039979
This may just work. God I love the internet

>>15039983
>not even a garage spot
maybe ask a nice guy in the region, who will charge you minimum storage and has basic tools.

well i have essentially 4 garage's, and like another 2 under cover, and then a large drive-way. its just to prove a point to those people who say "i cant have" because of space.
i used to fit 2 bikes and 2 cars in a double car garage, if everyone was careful of course

>>15040034
Well my definition of space isn't that it's fits, it's that it fits and I can still move around somewhat

>>15040051
you can move
>>15039546

>driving past roadwork
>worker staring
>drop dose
>thumbs up
Mint

>>15039983
Pull bogan sluts? Without a fuckin doubt.

>pumping up tyres at service station
>guy walks up and wants to know about my car
i like how people like the car but it pisses me off when i rattle simple facts about the car a million times over to a million different people

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guys I can't stop looking at supras. should I buy one? anyone had any experience?

>>15040131
buy a sc400 instead cuckenstein

>>15040131
If its what you want.

>>15040131
You should wait untill your balls drop before you try to buy a car kid

>>15040131
>tfw supras do nothing for me
It actually annoys me. They are a nice car but the skyrine and RX7 are just so much more boner inducing. Teach me to love the yota

>>15040137
I'm 24

>>15040147
I love the shape of the RX7 as well. My neighbour owns one. It's just the idea of owning a rotary that scares me, I'm nowhere near knowledgable enough.

>>15040134
soarers are fun too but i love the supra cockpit interior and the shape is nicer.

>>15040157
>I'm nowhere near knowledgable enough.
there is 3 moving parts. I dont get why people are scared of them.

The only scary part is the black magic of tuning them for 500hp

>>15040164
Overheating
Rebuilds
Oil changes

It's not a daily drivable car.

>>15040157
I want to get a good wrenching car before I think about an RX7.
They're so sexy though, I'd replace apex seals all day to drive in it.

>>15040184
Oh yeah. Dont daily a turbo rotary, thats common sense

>>15040191
That's the difference though, at least you can daily a poopra, otherwise it's just a space in your garage that you can only free up on track days or at meets.

>>15040157
get an NB MX5 and an RX7 front bumper so you can live 10% of your dream

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cant stop looking at navy blue aw11's lads...

no money either...

>>15040263
Oh my god. I need one to replace super charger with super EUROBEAT

>>15040184
>>15040191
If you do a single turbo swap with electronic boost control you can delete most of the vacuum systems and it solves the overheating and randomly exploding issue.

Then you just have to deal with guzzling fuel and making sure you don't flood it and what not.

>>15040313
+1.
Rotaries are not some UXB that is liable to pop at any point.
Good cooling, good single turbo or even the stock FD twins sorted out, and it's fine.
Treat it right and it will treat you right

>>15040317
Im excited for the new one where they have the exhaust ABOVE the intake. It actually makes sense that way.

>>15040098
What gets the bogan gals going, if I lower my shitty vt will I pull the babes?

does supershit auto charge batteries?

>>15040291
kek, doit son

>>15040263
is he wearing a fucking surgical mask?

>>15040364
topkek he is lmao, hope that doesnt mean the car is sick

>some ugly boong is representing australia at miss world

how does it make you guys feel?

>>15040378
not as bad as gay sabastian in eurovision

w8 no its worse, is there such thing as an attractive full abo?

>>15040384
is jessica mauboong a full or a half?, I'd give her a go

>>15040389
pre sure shes a halfy, ugly tho lmao, u have pre low standards

>>15040384
Isn't there some korean sloot

>>15040317
Main reason I advocate the single swap is getting those vacuum lines out. I swear most 13B issues are caused by heat being trapped in by the rats nest of vacuum lines.

The moment the engine heats up you dramatically increase the odds of going pop.

FDs weigh fuck all so you really don't need a lot of power to be flying. 350hp from a single and it'll be fairly reliable and stupid quick.

With that being said I'd rather daily something else and have an obnoxiously ported NA 20B.

>>15040391
mate just throw a woolies bag over her head

>>15040405
shes chunky too tho

>>15040409
cushion for the pushin

Has anyone put a 3sge in the sixth gen celica? It has the 5sfe so it shouldnt be that hard to bolt up since theyre the same family of engines

What's the cheapest rotary I can get that's not an RX-8? Swaps count too.

what doe FC and FD mean, too lasy to google it.

Why can't I stop looking at corvettes?

>>15040384
guy sebastion is a saint

>>15040435
some mild form of autism?

>>15040441
t. middle aged woman

>>15040431
different generations of RX7

>>15040456
cheers m8

>>15040401
With new vacuum lines they're better.
Obviously loads better with a single, but you do lose that low-down driveability

>tfw bong chest

>>15040430
Early RX-7 or RX-8 but I wouldn't go earlier than a 13B FC. Parts basically don't exist for 12A anymore.

13Bs themselves are only about $1500 but they don't go nicely into KE70s so that's not really an option either.

>>15040501
You don't really lose much low end if you're conservative with the single. Barely any lag on a GT35R tuned for sensible power. I imagine there are more modern options around that could outdo the twins by now.

The lag only really becomes an issue when people are sticking things like GT42R on them. There's one online with an 88mm turbo...

Single does away with the second turbo kick that slams you into a wall as well.

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>hooning up to top of local mountain pass
>see headlights
>slow down instinctively
>cop passes
>sweating man.jpg
Do you think he's waiting down the bottom lads?

>>15040530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pNxV00tpA

gumtree superchargers are cheaper then i thought, should slap one on the old pathfinder lmao

>>15040525
Feeling you

>>15040543
Most likely. You can hear hoons for miles out at the hills

>>15040559
I've thought of this, can I throw a supercharger on my ecotec and get it tuned with no problems?

>>15040726
May need lower comp

>>15040936
Lower compression?, what v6s did Holden supercharge anyway?

>>15040389
She is like 1/4

>>15040726
>>15040936
>>15040955
There were factory supercharged ecotecs

>>15042391
Yeah I know, does that mean I can throw one on my stock Eco and tune it?

>>15042448
I think the factory ones had stronger internals but it should be fine. Remember anything above 9psi use 98 octane

>>15042448
no, just swap the entire donk
pretty sure they ran different compression ratios and that'll fuck you up

>>15042609
You'd better have an HSV of some sort, or at least have a Commo with HSV badges on, mate.

>>15042448
>>15042719
Actually yes. The n/a ecotec has 9.4:1 compression and the supercharged has 8.5:1

>>15042743
Gonna get a vz sv6 and put hsv badges on it m8

>>15042786
>not an ss
p-plater detected

>>15042846
Yeah i can drive a 190kw v6 but a 170kw v8 is too dangerous

>>15042786
Sneak in a supercharger while you're at it.

>the cunt with the fastest SV6

>>15042884
How do i hide it so the cops dont see it when they open my bonnet? Im on Ps by the way

>>15039568
Clearish weather, decides to do a 'quick' oil change on my car. It was stuck, my oil filter wrench crushed it and there wasn't any space for me to knock a screw driver through it. Ended up laying under my car in the rain

>>15042928
Bonet latch mate

>>15043011
Hows that work mate

>>15043026
Disconnect it, you'll only get done for that, and they won't see under your hood. Just don't make the car stand out much

>>15042928
When would cops do this in the first place? Up in Queensland they just tailgate and goad P-platers into speeding and nick them for that.

>>15043083
>not pulling over to let tailgaters pass

>>15043215
That's pretty submissive, brah. You don't want people to think you're a soft cunt, do ya?

GOOD MORNING NEETS

>>15039529
more expensive than you would think... because no one bought the coupe 4 it was aimed @ audi s4 buyers. holden had to modify the floor to get the tranfer case and fwd diff thats why it cost about 100k brand new... and that why holden dropped the idea for the VE

>>15039562
you would need realisically about 700 kilo wallys because of the weight of all the awd gear

>>15039652
considiring its a GM product, thats a destinct possibility...
>>15039657
i wouldnt wish a holden on my worst enemy... no wait: yes i would. gulls dont shit on those cars because even gulls wouldnt shit on a holden...

>>15039740
rob herrod (herrod motosport) built the first v8 territory before anybody else did. it all bolts in but its a tight squeeze
>>15040131
stop playing forza motorsport or gran turismo. and turn off ya xbox
>>15040430
there is no such thing as a "cheap rotary" especially even in parts they are overpriced by the fanboi's
>>15043083
ticket quotas...

>>15043352
What's with you cunts and slamming your cars?

>>15043381
cant you handle a car that been lowered?
can always put it back to standard later...

>>15043422
I mean why is it so popular over there? All I can think of are the speed bumps, and all I need is enough power to butt heads with SV6 utes on the freeway.

>>15043448
but for us we aint in a rush to get anywhere like you stressed out aussies are man..

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>>15039524
always cut the shit up out of my hands when working on cars.
this is common right?

>>15043479
Nah, only retards get cuts working on cars.

>>15043381
>>15043422
>>15043448
>>15043469
Why not get airbags in your car so you can slam it and press a button to raise it back up

>>15043479
yes you need a cup of harden the fuck up.
if you arent breaking skin or getting callouses
you aint doing it right.
>>15043488
we do. but bagged cars are for poofs.

>>15043493
not complaining nigga just curious

>>15043493
AirBags are the perfect option if you want a slammed car and not have to take a minute to get over big bumps.

>>15043511
yes but to put them in the car takes a lot of engineering and re designing the suspention.
kiwis cant be fucked going that far. easier and a days work getting adjustable shocks or lower springs

>>15043545
>suspention

well if you're going with the adjustable shocks then yeah that's alright but I thought you'd go full bogan and cut ya springs or buy lowered springs and shove them in.

>>15043493
FUCK OFF

>>15043557
cut spings and wheel spacers are illegal here. thats why everybody just gets new spings then forgets about the shocks

>>15043579
make me...

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So thought Kangaroos were bad, but watching dashcam of American and Canadian deer and moose accidents has me feeling relieved tbphwy (to be perfectly honest with you)

>>15043628
Ive hit a few roos before, with bullbar you don't feel a thing

>>15039550
>>15039552

The AWD system uses the same body and suspension pickup points as the normal VZ does.

As far as I know its a simple bolt in job

>>15043770
obviously you missed the part where i said: its not a bolt on job. plus the awd gearbox isnt a cheap item to buy. its around at the least 1500 bucks just for the gearbox. and the front diff again i will guess about 2000 on a commodore worth about 3k? doesnt make sense to me.

>>15043352
Fucking ford faggot.

>>15043826
actually car faggot. good try though mr cant drive a v8. cos its got too much power for your P plater ass...

>>15043847
Im sure you will get beaten by a soup charge alloytec

>>15043863
>>15043847
Are you two pretending to be insulted by each other?

>>15043863
nope. that thing gets carved up by a 2.2 v tech honda accord... i know cos i was in the honda when it happened. plus nz has more corners your supercharged car would run out of puff before the honda broke a sweat..

insulted? nope not a chance. i know he aint got a shit show of catching me.

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these will go on the f6 now

>>15043897
> meet me at the togue

>>15044022
I dig it. Look like the Enkei rims I put on every car in NFSU.

>>15043897
Lol honda fag. Does your pussy get wet when th3 Vtec kicks in ?

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Why are you guys all at work i thought we are all neets

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>What kind of country you want senpai?
>Just 1984 my shit up mate facken beauty ai
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-13/mandatory-interlock-laws-introduced-in-victoria/7412020
>All Victorian drink-drivers caught over the legal limit will be forced to install alcohol interlocks to their cars for at least six months, under tough new laws designed to drive down the road toll.

Victoria is even worse than Commiefornia

>Having an interlock in their car will cost drivers $150 per month.
>Mandatory 6months+ costing you over a grand
>the legislation will mean anyone who is over the limit will also have to install an interlock for six months or more.

So they are essentially FORCING a cuckout device on your for months and theres nothing you can do

>B-but surely your courts will overthrow this
LOL not likely

>>15044856
Who cares? If you're drink driving you deserve to get ass fucked.

I'll care when they try to make it mandatory in all cars "just in-case" you might drink drive.

>>15044892
I dont drink now but making people pay $1000+ for getting caught ONCE over the limit its fucking stupid

Fucking cuck

>>15044856
> Victoria
Lol who cares

>>15044856
Most states in the U.S. do this and/or give you the option to do it, so you can still drive instead of having your license suspended.

>there's nothing you can do
Yeah there is. Not drive for 6 months.

>>15044907
I guess Victorians dont care since their so used to getting dicked by the govt m8

>>15044856
>>15044892
>>15044895
Next year cars will be put onto the gun registry

>>15044918
>Yeah there is. Not drive for 6 months.
>Live in Rural Australia
>No busses
>no friends
>???
>Fucked
Nah its basically a human right in aus to drive in reality
>>15044929
>Not putting them on the Sex offenders registry

>>15044856
Cucktoria living up to its rep.

>>15044892
>I'll care when they try to make it mandatory in all cars "just in-case" you might drink drive
What do you think comes next, mate? It'll be this and "mandatory LGBTIQ driving education" where you learn about how poor gay people are bullied for putting things up their bum.

>>15044920
Obviously not or they'd do something about it

>tfw drunk at 2pm

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>>15044943
>>15044944

>>15044953
What you been drinking?

I quit drinking for over a year now because of liver probs and i didnt like the lifestyle anymore?

>Plz say bundy rum

>>15044953
> tfw leave work early and go to pub for lunch and bourbons

>>15044965
goon and 50% vodka cause poorfag>>15044968
nice

>>15044965
>Bundy rum
Christ anon, you can do better.

>>15045123
>>15045029
black russians baby, thats where its at

>>15044856
what the FUCK
so hypothetically
>wife/son driving home from party
>they get pulled over and blow 0.051
>you have to install the interlock into your car and you have to deal with it hecause they fucked up
I hate drink drivers but this is just scary

>>15045326
>attach compressed air can to interlock

Driving should be a human right in australia.

Also the government should pay holde to continue making commos after 2017 otherwise no VG commodore

>>15045359
id rather pay the japs to make holdens

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>>15040366

>>15045369
more like the Filipinos, or the Slovaks or whom ever is cheaper these days

I'm buying a 1983 Porsche 944 for $1308 tomorrow. It's in pretty decent condition ( I think ). It turns over but it won't start. I think it might be the DME relay, ACU, or something related to the ignition, possibly a bad wire? Any Porsche guys here know of any possible reasons it might not be starting?

Oi /dat/
What kinds of Aussie cars will be future classics? I'm thinking hsv and Ford performance would probably go up, right?

need some wheels for my mum's Nisan pulsar hatchback /dat/ what do you recommend?

>>15045326
You can request a blood alcohol test at the station. If you're just over and coming down you'll get away with it, cops are alright with people that wait till they think they are in the clear, it's the ones who blow way over who they are targeting

>>15045452
HSV/FPVs will always be classics. Something like the calais v6's supercharged may be. You never know.

realistically, could you slap this on just about anything?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ferntree-gully/engine-engine-parts-transmission/eaton-m112-supercharger/1111775608

>>15045575
Pretty much. You can get them cheaper than that though. Those ones slap directly onto a commie don't they?

>>15045611
yea that one does, was thinking of getting a smaller one to chuck on the old vg33e for lolz one day

>>15045512
Moight get a 2008 or 9 gts

>>15045611
just go to wreckers to get them cheaper?

>>15045430
Well, a car needs 4 things to fire up
>air
>fuel
>spark
>compression
all of those are easy to check

>>15045456
Meshies.

>>15045621
It'd be easier to make or buy a custom turbo manifold and a ebay turbo

>>15045626
VE GTS/Senators are a nice looking car. I'd buy one.

>>15045635
Maybe but i've seen them go for $300.

>>15045648
>It'd be easier to make or buy a custom turbo manifold and a ebay turbo

no room in engine bay for turbo senpai

>>15045659
What car? Upload an engine shot if you can. Theres always room for turbos

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>>15045664
99 pathfinder, the US version came stock supercharged.

>>15045326
>>15045648
Vt vx hsv Grange and sportsman also vx2 v8 anything that isn't wrecked

>>15045648
Yeah, they do look pretty sexy. I'm worried I'll pull a germanguy and crash it after a week

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>tfw a car followed me home today
>tfw it's mine

Fuck it's a good feeling to know the search for a decent shitbox is finally over.

>>15045755
pics?

>>15045755
pics

>>15045755
pics

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>>15045763
>>15045764
>>15045771
Bear with me, internet is dildoes until midnight, as per usual.

It's a 2003 Mazda 323 Astina 1.8 "Shades".

Will try and take some better pics in the next couple of days, we'll see.

>should go nicely with the Ninjette

police chase in my area, just had the cop chopper go all GTA over the house, SUPER low.
but its okay guys, it got called off for safety reason

>>15045836
i bet u live in midland

>>15045836
Shouldve road spiked the pigs

>>15045816
nice hairdressers car, will suit your hairdressers bike

Sup cunts. Rumor has it I died?
Still alive last I checked

>>15045697
No ones that stupid.

/dat/ Discord Server: https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v

>>15045924
full of faggots

are pre-2000s euro cars good first cars?

>>15045903
Should do the job nicely. I'm not looking for a rasekar, just something that's reliable, good on fuel and quiet.

Low kays was a bonus as well.

>>15045954
>good on fuel
they aint

>>15045643
>Meshies.
mad.

So my car needs new tires soon (about two months ago lel), and I'm deciding whether or not I should get some new wheels at the same time.

About how much would I be looking at for a basic set of alloys?
Should I get them or just stick with the stock wheels?

>>15045994
buy a sweet set of used ones off gumtree for dirt cheap. otherwise you're looking at $99 each minimum if you buy new.

http://www.elders.com.au/livestock/sales-classified-listings/plant-machinery-clearing-sales/detail?id=2483

Someone found a stash of boomer-mobiles

>>15046012
Man, this is confusing.
So I just want something with the same stud pattern and outside diameter as my stock wheels, right?
How do I even know what wheels will fit my car?

>>15046042
find out the stud pattern for your car

>>15046042
Offset is a thing also, you don't want it too far inside/outside the wheel well for obvious reasons.

Find out what size/PCD/offset your stock wheels are and work from that.

Low profile tyres will ride like shit, especially on big-ass wheels so think wisely about what it is you're trying to achieve.

>>15046030
>Holden HJ Panel Van major damage, 2 x Ford XY 6 cyl Fairmont minor damage, Ford XW 6 cyl Futura major damage, XY Falcon ute mild damage ex- Army, XY ute 10,000 miles, 1990 Ford XF Falcon Panel Van , 1981 Ford XD ute and sedan, Ford Transit vans, Ford XF ute, 2 x Ford XE sedans, 2 x Ford TE/TD Cortinas, Ford XE ute and panel van

wow

>>15046048
It's 4x100, whatever that means.
But wouldn't the outside diameter of the wheel+tire need to be the same as my current ones as well?

>>15046060
And there's this too.

Man, I thought putting some new rims on would be easy. I was just thinking of something cheap and basic which looks a little bit better than the stock ones. I'm not fussed about anything great, I was just thinking that I might as well.

>>15046065
He would of been one of those people that collected them and stored them in a crappy tin shed.

>>15046077
looks like and old business or something.
going off the pictures

>>15046030
Half of those look beyond saving

>>15046082
Oh I didn't see pics, let me have a look.

>>15046090
>>15046082
>Owns XY's
>Doesn't own the based XR-XT's

Fuck me. tfw can't find a mint xr-xt anywhere

>>15046088
I KNOW WHAT I GOT, MY LOSS YOUR GAIN, NO LOWBALLERS

>>15045338
doesn't work, need to suck/blow

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-12/indigenous-model-selected-for-miss-world-nt/7407430

She so pretty aye dardy

>>15046109
plus it measures humidity and temp

>>15046112
Bestiality is illegal m8

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>>15046112
>lipstick on a pig

>>15046097
Not a thing worth worrying about

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sup dat?

>>15046112
>Maminydjama Maymuru
Good luck to anyone having to pronounce that

>>15046177
>>15046177
>>15046177

NEW THREAD

>tfw kind of like cubes but there is SO much faggotry associated with them

>>15044022
>cast wheels
>putting them on a boat
yeah you'll be fine m8 with your track record