[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >if you won't

first for
>if you don't pay income taxes you shouldn't vote

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good day

The last thread is still going strong, though.
First for the real Aussie battlers.
#istandwithduncan

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>>15031731
>nipnong rims on a falcon ute

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cant get the timing right on the valiant, just doesn't seem to like any combination

buying a timing light this saturday, might buy new leads, dizzy cap, rotor button too but idk if i can afford all that. Needs new sway bar bushings aswell, body roll like crazy from perished bushings

Update the OP copypasta

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v

>>15031749
I have an old one. Come to the meet and I can give it to ya

>>15031754
going to a drift show with mate in mallala on saturday, but thanks for the offer

>>15031749
upgrade your swaps m8, it might make it handle

>>15031743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdzEwa_bHf0

>>15031727
*if you dont own land

fixed

>>15031786
>gooks control the vote

>>15031781
>upgrading swaps
>swaps
what

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>mfw things actually happened in my city for once this week
>squatters burned down a drug house
>big ol' car crash with stolen ute
>bomb hoax that turned out to be an akmed clock

Perth meet at my house
Bring bad dragon products

>>15031799
bruce is my favourite

>>15031799
couldnt i just bring a long neck, and pop it inside ya?

>>15031790
>implying gooks own the majority of land

>>15031793
sways

>>15031822
never been to sydney or melb mate, have ya.

>>15031829
>gooks own the majority of the land in Sydney and Melbourne
[citation needed]

>>15031838
not saying majority
just too much. they have a massive share of our land.

thicker sway bars might help stiffen up the front end, at the same time i could even go for v8 torsion bars as they were thicker. Had a crazy idea the other day to try adapt a commodore IRS system to my car replace the solid axle, but at that rate i might as well buy a newer car

Got a call from RAC
Car is almost definitely written off

>>15031847
So, you're saying someone who doesn't own a majority stake, but "owns too much in some random irrelevant person's opinion" has controlling vote?

>>15031863
RIP man.

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>>15031863
>can't handle AUDM
I think you should just get yourself a 318i and be done with it.

>>15031867
i'm saying that they have enough vote to significantly sway our elections.
combined with lots of dollarydoos plus influence in major companies and they have heaps of control

>>15031879
no way man, those are rwd, too dangerous for this little german boy.
he should get a nice base model golf so he can get to and from work comfortably and not have things to distract him from his beautiful work.
albrecht macht frei.

>>15031743
>rims

>>15031894
whoops, didn't have enough phlegm to pronounce that properly
should've been "arbeit macht frei"

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>>15031863

>>15031883
>gooks control the vote because they have "lots of money plus influence in major companies and they have heaps of control" according to random anon
I see you're still not familiar with the term "citation".
>>15031894
Good point. Maybe a 1.8 Audi A3 is for him.

>>15031863
EB Falcon 5 speed
RWD, cheap, I6
VN Commodore
RWD, cheap, v6

choose your destiny

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Sup cunts

>>15031894
>>15031919
nah, definitely a hyndai getz or suzuki swift will suit him better

Saturday 14th may
SA /dat/ meet
1pm, same place as last time https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Wilfred+tTaylor+Reserve
Shitpost IRL for a little then head down along the coast, weather is going to be nice and sunny

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Lonerism Tame Impala was best Tame Impala

In your mind fuzz King Gizzard is best King Gizzard

auspsych has never been so good

>>15031806
>Bruce
>not xl chance
>>>Shiggy diggy

>>15031814
Nah m8, we ain't having a repeat of last time. You're on cum lube duty this time round

we 2 /dat/ now

>>15031958
Brah. Whens the weeb youtube show. I want coconut-chan

>>15031979
2dat4u?

>>15031986
yeah can't handle it habib it's too hektik walla

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>>15031982
When I get to nipland, and I have cameras and shit.
In other news, we're having a girl.

>>15032005
Congrats on the daughtru

>>15032005
I think we have enough asians

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Why don't you didn't get a lambo for your first car?

>>15032014
she'll be blasian. so she'll come out with a calculator in one hand and a basketball in the other hand.

>>15032005
pls no rape babby girl

>>15032021
>>15032014
>samoan
>implying any of us play basketball

>>15032012
I get to raise my own Rally

>>15032021
mmm half casts

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>>15031749
M8, I could have sworn I saw you in Adelaide driving through the city on an afternoon about 3 weeks ago. You had qt sitting in the passenger seat as well. Unless it was another Valiant that looked really similar, same colour and all.

Anyway... this happened a couple of weeks ago. Points if you can guess what's different about the car now.

>>15032058
new plates, noice.
did you get to keep the old ones?

>>15032069
>did you get to keep the old ones?
Bloody nope. Bastards literally wouldn't press a button to register the car unless I handed over the plates at the counter. Went there one night after work and pretended that I didn't have them at all, and the response I got was basically "well, we can't really transfer your registration until you go back to the Tasmanian Government and get replacements and then hand them over to us". So I went back the next day and just handed them over. Still real cut about it, they were the original 30 year old plates that it came out of the dealership with.

>>15032083
What's the point of them keeping the plates?

>>15032083
man, fucking sucks.
beaurocracy and all I guess

still keeping the seca?
thought you wanted some modern DD so you could spend your time on the sprinter

>>15032089
so that when you do a servo holdup you've gotta steal them of some random poor cunt's car

nah but really, they just don't want them in circulation, not sure why

>>15032058
dont go into the city much, last time i went to the city it was for a job interview about, yeah a little over a month ago. Last time i drove during the day too since i got that job

>it's may
>I have nothing to show for this whole year

>>15032127
>it's 2016
>i have nothing to show for the last 20 years

>>15032127
>tfw managed to get some new friends and some new hobbies
no job yet but its a start

>>15032127
I had sex once

>>15032155
>gf felt bad that we hadn't been doing it much lately
>she wanted to make it up to me last night
>4 times in a row
>literally bruised and feeling sore
>dont even want to think about sex for another week at least

it's my birthday today

I spent it alone

so it was pretty good.

>>15032167
Ahh I know this feel. Done the same to her, couldn't use her vagina like a week

>>15032175
I'd never thought I'd a prefer a little over a long period of time rather than a lot all the time, but I do now.

>>15032167
>when you nut but she keeps going
thats true pain bro

>>15032083
should have claimed stolen, and file the police report if you have too

>>15032167
gay?
>>15032185
yep gay

>>15032189
I like steak but I don't want it for every meal.

>>15032174
It was my birthday last Friday
Was good. I've had 2 parties so far, and I've got another coming next Monday

>>15032195
you also dont have hormones pumping thru your body telling you to eat steak everyday

>>15032155
I haven't had sex in like 3 years, got laid once then never got laid again

>>15032089
>What's the point of them keeping the plates?

Well, apparently it's so that people (criminals) don't keep them so they can just go ahead and use them for theft and other... activities.

So rather than people keeping them for historic purposes and shit, they just get melted down.

>still keeping the seca?
Aye. For the moment, anyway. Things have happened in life and now I'm scrambling for cash at the moment so once again, things that I want to get done are getting put on the back burner.

Seriously considering picking up a low km VF SSV Redline on a loan next year though. Or an F6, but what people say about even FG Falcon handling is... scary.

>>15032199
>>15032174
Happy birthday btw bruv

>>15032202
steak is expensive, especially those premo woolies cuts

>>15032202
>his body doesnt tell him to eat steak every day
shit are you even a man falcondouche. my body drives me to eat steak and lift weights every day.

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Driving R32 at night with no stereo is very Mid Night Club. Pretty fun

>>15031958
Cunt

>>15031973
Half Full Glass Of Wine is one of my personal favourites
Though a few from the newest album are amazing too, even tho most d00ds don't rate it

>>15032217
You got an R32?
What happened to the BMW?

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>>15032241
Truck hit branch, branch hit car. Direct hit on C pillar and rear quarter. Insurance writeoff but it's going to be fixed. Bought R32 to try Nissan life. GTST with 240rwkw from a RB20 lol

>>15032248
everyone but weeaboo cancerlords would hate you
the public would probably assume youre a pedo too

>>15032185
Better sex when it's spaced out though
>>15032187
>when you nut but she keep going on the same boner and it starts to hurt.

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>>15032271
Ouch.
>GTSt
S15 would have been a better choice imo.
Car shopping soon, and we decided on an estate.
Since XR6Ts don't come in estate form, I'm looking at a Stagea 260RS or Commodore estate. Maybe a Crown Athlete Estate if I can find one

>>15031239
Tfw I've just turned 20, and own 3 cars/shitboxes at the moment

>>15031376
>Remove a headlight bulb
wat

does everyone on /dat/ have a BMW? i swear all yall have one or had one.
i even think i read everyone at a recent meet had a BMW

>>15031795
Car crash with stolen ute ending up with man hit by train. It's a top story. Only in Beenleigh though

>>15032287
S15 is 15k though, and this is RB and so sounds way better
Friend has S15, other friend has S14, so I wanted to be a little different

>>15032287
stop calling them estates you black cunt

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>>15032287
Just wish XR6s came in wagon form and not sub par futuras

>>15032271
fucking trucks

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>>15032315
No

>>15032307
Go RB30

>>15032329
The Falcon wagons are a bit ugly.

>>15032338
Same with the utes, it's something about the tail lights. I imagine an FG might not be as bad maybe. Just wish they did one though

>>15032315
Is that your trigger word? :(

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx176yVI8U&list=PLiIU2DyuO_3NAeJG4wVQCbpfyofE0fOrL&index=83

this just makes me want to get an L67 even more :(

>>15031973
Get some Doctopus in ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S4Nvs6Xf3k

>>15032205
Get a hsv clubsport

>>15032338
Wouldn't bother. So much effort. I'll just keep it semi-stock and enjoy life

>>15032449
define semi-stock

>>15031863
>>15031942
He might be able to get something a little more modern, such as a VZ SV6 with some trim options.
>190ish kw I think
>6 speed
>trim options

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/wingfield/cars-vans-utes/2002-toyota-crown-jzs171-athlete-v-sedan-auto-jdm-1jz-turbo/1111403977

I just want this in estate version

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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bayswater/cars-vans-utes/2013-toyota-mark-x-g-sedan-gazoo-racing-4dr-auto-6sp-3-5i-rear/1105804750

Wait holy shit.

>>15031913
>smiling at my lowest point
truly sick
>>15031942
>>15032737
>>15031969
>>15031919
>>15031894
>>15031879
to be honest it's going to be another BA or BF F6
maybe this time i'll just die happy
>>15032005
congratulations man

>>15033520
what, so you're not repairing it?
just get a commodore m8, more of the fun ones for sale and more aftermarket

>>15034316
>>15034316
>what, so you're not repairing it?
i really really want to, but damage to body and front bumper alone is at 13400 dollaroos now
they're checking suspension now so i'm hoping the bumper and tyres absorbed most of the impact

might buy a VL if i can't get hold of another F6

>>15034347
V L
L
what a meme

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>>15034365
maybe the meme will bring me happiness

>mfw it's 4 AM already ad i'm still sitting here

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>>15032058
Whats this meme of tucking your P plates into your licence plate? You kids and your dumb trends I swear.

>>15034347
mate if you buy a VL then i'll stop all this krautkunt shit
ok, i'll lessen it and keep it banter-tier but still

a vl would be fukken sick, if you bring it back you can probs find engine parts easily in germany

>>15034470
where else would you put it?
can't be behind glass in nsw

>>15034482
What really? What stupid law is this?

>>15034487
logic, since a pre-93 car can have 5% tint, making the plate invisible

Wake up guys. School starts soon

>>15035234
Gimme 5 more minutes, cunt

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>tfw missed the big 220k
>got the palindrome instead

>>15035353
>missed 77,777km
>looked down right as it ticked over to 77,778
Felt bad. I was going to stop in traffic just so I could get a picture of it

>>15035373
feels bad man
Wanted the 220k, had 15km to go but I lent the car to someone

I guess there's always 222222km

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/north-adelaide/cars-vans-utes/nissan-n12-pulsar-exa-turbo/1112678043
>those turbo decals
mate

>>15035435
If that was turbo I would buy it. It looks sexy as fuck

>>15035435
That's fucking awesome
If it wasn't in badelaide i'd go for it, up boost and blow the engine

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX5Y1jcoUXE
We need more racetracks in aus.

>>15035435
That's awesome.

>tfw you still never own a mint turbo 80's car with a digital dash and turbo written on everything in orange

>>15032527
Engine wise it's got a bigger turbo, with a good ECU it'll be enough. No 25 swaps or anything

>>15034347
If you can't handle a F6 then you're definitely going to kill yourself in a VL

>>15035924
>If you can't handle a F6 then you're definitely going to kill yourself in a VL
It's the best way to go though, dosing with the force of a thousand pigeons as you slide into a gorge on your touge run

>>15034487
I was under the impression that commieVIC is the only place they require it to be in the window, which is significantly more difficult to see.

>>15036224
lolwot

>Drop down to 2nd for a tunnel
>Ambo in the oncoming lane gives me the thumbs up
It was pretty fucking dank t͏bh

>>15033520
you, misunderstand me sir.

have you found out how much to buy back the wreck?

>>15036224
be proud pencil dick

>>15032304
Logan master race brus

>can't replace the bulbs in my bmw on my own
>you actually have to take it to a bmw dealership to replace the fucking xenon bulbs

fuck my life desu senpai.

So how does the oil class thing work? I'm talking about the 'SG' 'SL' classing thing. I'm assuming it's 'S' then an letter, the letters further down the alphabet mean it's more recent? Would SL oil be good for a car that called for SG class oil?

>>15036300
Bullshit, stop being a soft cunt, check on forums
The bmw mechanics have to do it somehow

>>15036338
>inb4 they just replace the entire headlight unit because it's easier

>>15036300
bullshit, my uncle has a new BMW and you can do it yourself.

>>15034473
>>15035924
a VL would have the massive benefit that i don't have to care about bringing it up to german regulations for emissions and lighting
since it's over 30 years old it counts as historic
plus it's basically a combination of an opel senator and rekord, so it would be much cheaper to maintain
i really opted against it because it's impossible to find one with factory turbo
better dead then unhappy mate
>>15036289
not yet
waiting for the quote on the suspension, then i'll tell them to hold it and write me up a price

>>15036399
>>15036338
>>15036362

you have to remove the coolant tank, brake system and front bumper + headlights

>>15036511
what model? i refuse to believe it

>>15036511
wot.

>>15036511
Fucking europeans

>>15036511
Lol. Euro engineering confirmed retarded. At least Aus/USA/Jap cars are easy to work on

>>15036511
>doesnt even say what model
Good troll attempt my man.

>>15036511
no results on google and you didnt say what model so im calling bullshit.

>>15036705
haha yeah, I got some great replies there

>>15036735
6 (You)s m8 ur rich now

whatdya mean that you dont make the black zinger anymore.
CUNTS

>>15036949
>Wanting a burnt burger

Nice meme.

>>15036949
They haven't for over a month. Was the falvor exclusive to the burger too or do all Zingers taste that way? Minus the bun of course.

>>15036971
got one like 2 weeks ago at my local.
girl behind the counter didnt even know
i dont know exactly, but it tasted loads different to the pale zinger im eating now.

>>15036971
>>15036998


Banging a bird who works at KFC, she says the burgers are exactly the same except the black ones had extras like bacon and shit.

Mind you, she could be wrong, she's a crazy root though, loves to lick my ear.

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Every time I go to a show/meet it's always 55% Commo/Falcon, then the other 45% is Jap/Euro stuff worth looking at. Are there ever big meets that are just Jap or just Euro?

>>15037014
>Banging a bird who works at KFC
>she's a crazy root
fucking jackpot right there, as long as she doesnt get fat

>>15037014
>loves to lick my ear
Das it mane. My gf bite my ear, feels pretty good.

>>15037014
>Having sex with birds

Gee, you must have a small dick to fuck a bird.

>>15037092
Not if it's an emu.

>>15037099
>Go near it with a worm shaped object
>It tries to eat your dick

Good luck with that

>>15037029
I used to go to one in Adelaide that was mainly classic stuff. Had the few obligatory SS Commodores but there was almost nothing Japanese that wasn't classic.

Not my thing overall but a nice change from exactly what you're describing or the wall of GT86s.

>>15037092
>>15037099
>>15037103
>It bites you
>Kill it and eat it
Either way you win.

>>15037029
Stop going to bogan meets. Downshift is 1 all jap meet.

It's better to go to a show with a mix instead of one thats all from the same country.

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>>15037029
If you're in QLD, All Jap Day is in June.

>>15037092
I swear there was a Nicholas Cage movie with someone fucking a bird

>>15034347
Don't waste your money trashing another F6, just grab this and swap some of the shit over
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/quinns-rocks/cars-vans-utes/ford-falcon-xr6-turbo-manual-115km/1112468199

tfw supercheap says 2-3 business days for something to get delivered, been a week now

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Advice pls, /dat/

Bought a 2012 Mazda 3 SP25, never really had it serviced after the free 10,000km dealership one. Just hit 90,000km and been running quite rough so took it for a service at a local place and they just called to quote me so much extra work I need to know if I'm being ripped off or not.

They want me to

- oil and filter change
- replace spark plugs and leads
- air filter + cabin filter
- replace brake pads and machine the rotors
- 4 new tires
- adjust handbrake
- replace front windshield (chips and one big crack from rear-view mirror to base of windshield

Total quote is around $1800-2000 mark

Worth doing or just not bother with most but the oil change?

>>15037744
That is a lot to do and is pretty expensive, but not $1800. Look elsewhere.

>>15037834

How much is reasonable? this is at kmart tyre and auto

>>15037850
>kmart tyre and auto

Go to a certified mazda place

>>15037866

Like a dealer?

>>15037876
Yep.

>>15037889

How much you think is fair price?

>>15037866
No, that's fuckimg stupid

>>15037744
Depends on cost of tyres but it's a bit of a rip
Where abouts are ya

>>15037896
I'm not sure on the windshield but going by memory of all the other things, likely $1200 to $1500.

>>15037910
>>15037915

Brisbane

Just going the optilife cheapies ($400 total)

>>15037744
Parts without labour should cost something like
Oil and filter ~$70
Spark plugs ~$80
Air and cabin filter ~$70
New brake pads ~$160

Tyres comes down to preference, can range from $400 to $700

>>15036511
stop lying 318i guy

serious question /dat/ how do I get the smell of pussy off my fingers?

fingered a chick yesterday and my fingers still smell of pussy. I've washed them a dozen times but they still smell.

what do?

>>15038174
degreaser/petrol

>>15037896
You can go to third party companies and get windshields for $350-400

Oil/sparkplugs etc you do yourself

>>15038264

How though? I wouldn't even know how to get the plastic cover off my engine top

>>15038426
I can understand not knowing how to do some things but damn man, you can't even get the plastic engine cover off?

>>15038434

No, how would I fucking know how to do that?

>>15038456
post a photo of it

probably just a couple of bolts or clips

>>15038476

Already sounds questionable, more also worried about pulling it apart and not being able to put it together

I wish a /dat/ in brisbane could just come over and do it for me.

>>15038174
Clorhexidine surgical scrub. I keep a bottle in my bathroom cabinet.

>>15036201
poetic shit

>>15038481
That's some Jimmy-tier thinking m8.

>>15038481
I'm in brisbane mate

>>15038537

Will you come over and do it for me?

>>15038552
no jimmy

>>15038552
I could do oil change, spark plugs, air filter and shit.

Tires, windshield and brakes you'd probably have to go to someone else for.

>>15038567

For free?

>>15038552
dude

take a photo, seriously

if you're capable of wiping your own arse, you can take a plastic engine cover off without issue

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>>15038571
>>15038552

>>15038615

I'd be willing to pay $100 if you have all the stuff needed (oil etC) already

>>15038593
>>15038615
Guys! I'm not that anon. But I removed my plastic cover on my hood, and there's no engine there! I think my car is powered by magic beans

>>15038630
Plant it.

>>15038620
Kek, I actually would.
Got nothing better to do, 80k without an oil change sounds pretty bad though

>>15038654

I need your help, not your criticism.

Can I drop it round or can you come to Mt Gravatt?

>>15038669
How good do you suck dicks?

>>15038654
Wait it's done 80k since it's last service? I thought he meant he got the car at 80k and then just put 10k on it. The oil is probably jet black, half full and filled with metal shavings.

>>15038673

I'm actually a faggot if that's what you're into..

>>15038677

Correct, 80k since service.

>>15038654
>80,000kms since last oil change
my god

>>15038682
Fix your own car, I'm not a fag enabler.

>>15038685
That car is fucked then mate. You probably need a full rebuild by now.

>>15038697

Bullshit, as if.

I've seen cars go 40,000km without an oil change and no damage or harm whatsoever.

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>>15038650
Way ahead of ya
Gunna git me some fukkin beans

>>15036224
Fuckin lol'd

>>15038685
Post a pic of the inside of the oil fill cap.

>>15038701
A Toyota maybe but we're talking about a Mazda 3 that's been neglected for double that amount. I bet he never even checked the oil dipstick once.

>>15038682
Are you a tomposter?

>>15038714

No, what would the point be?

>>15036511
>>15037744
Both me. Damn you aussies are easy to troll haha.

>see at least half a dozen 911s every day on my short daily commute
>fairly often the are aircooled or GT3s
>in bumper to bumper in the city
Where'd all the rich cunts come from

>>15038685
Brisfag still here.
I can drive but I'd need a trip to super cheap first

>>15038174
also forgot, penetrene

>>15036258
SA you can put it anywhere as long as it's clearly visible from the front and rear.

>>15038728

We can do that, are you the guy who wants a BJ or cash?

>>15038745
both

>>15038724
chinese, probably

>>15038745
Kek, cash works

>>15038750

kek

Stats?

>>15038757
>

Will you do the work naked (in closed garage) w/no touching and just me watching?

>>15038771
If you call me Jimmy the whole time.

Lol the verdict is back on the 86.

"Entire transmission is burned out but it falls under warranty"

6-8 weeks to arrive from glorious Nippon.

Said something about organizing a car for me from Toyota. Reckon I'll get another 86 or some shitty corolla courtesy car?

>>15038783

Courtesy car

>>15038776

I would if I had to

>>15038803
Yeah I know courtesy car but what kind? I have a date with this qt in a months time and now the 86 which gurls love is fucking gone for longer

>>15038827
They'll give you a Camry probably, so at least you can impress them with speed for once.

>>15038827

Gurls love them because they usually own them, its a fucking chicks car you faggot.

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>>15038832
10/10

>>15038827
>the 86 which gurls love
hahaha only cose its a girls car

>>15038832
i actually saw a camry rek a 86 at the lights once.
the dude in the 86s face was of pure sadness and rage.

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>>15038832

>>15038832
or alternatively disappoint her with a root in the back.

>>15038832
>>15038834
>>15038848
Butthurt nerds who don't own a 10/10 looking Porsche look alike heh

>Mfw last girl in my car taking corners like a fucking champ she was grabbing my arm screaming stop

Jelly fags. Who wants to hoon the rental camry

>>15038852

I drive an Aurion RZ (work car, fuck you) which often flogs 86s.

>>15038868
>bragging about a Porsche look alike
why didnt you buy the real thing then? you bought a car that women and mcdonalds managers own.

>>15038174
Sniff all the stink out

>>15038881

>mcdonalds managers

Found this funny but not sure why, where this come from?

>>15038832
top kek

>>15038893
It's the demographic that does buy the car. I typically see them parked outside fast food places and they're usually owned by the manager.

As for women driving them, holy shit I see a lot of women in their 30s and 40s driving them.

>>15038881
Because P Plate PRO

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Porsche-Cayman-2006/SSE-AD-3770401/?Cr=10

>>15038906
this pretty much. they're the same kind of women that buy mazda rx8s and mazda 6s too.

>>15038918
Doesant even look like it at all, needs penis shaped head and brake lights.

>>15038868
>>15038918
Nway lads I'm selling the 86 soon as its fixed

What I should I get? I want to spend at least 40K. No old shitboxes

I see GTI's are p plate legal now but hate the looks of them and not much faster than my 86 raced a few they win by like 5-7 metres in most straights despite

>>15038929
LADS

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lotus-Elise-2007/SSE-AD-3976739/?Cr=8

Should I.

I thought the elise "S" was supercharged so not legal? Says p plate approved

>>15038918
>not buying a Boxster

P-plate legal, MR layout, comfy interior.

Girls only see the badge, anon. Your average badgewhore can't tell the difference between a Boxster and a Carrera GT.

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>>15038426
>I wouldn't even know how to get the plastic cover off my engine top

This was me for some time. I kept trying to get it off. Managed to pull it off the mounting points but it would never come free of the engine.

>mfw it was held on by the oil cap

>>15038945
I hate the boxsters so much tho mainly the looks.

How reliable are they?

http://www.carsales.com.au/cars/results?area=Stock&vertical=car&sortBy=TopDeal&q=%28%28%28Make%3D[Porsche]%29%26%28Model%3D[Boxster]%29%29%26%28Service%3D[Carsales]%29%29&WT.z_srchsrcx=makemodel

Help find one for under 40 lads

>>15038771
Mate I wouldn't work any other way

>>15038955
Also curious how come you dont see p platers or basically anyone owning these?

they are like 15-25ish you'd think p platers would be cleaning them up cos MUH Porsche badge

>>15038929
Nah mate, hang onto the 86. Dump that cash into a 3S-GTE swap.

>>15038957
Will you do it while dressed in my fursuit?

>>15038945
Girls know that a boxster is for limp dicked toupee wearing midlife crisis losers
Badge doesn't mean anything in this case

>>15038955
>>15038960
The average povo P-plater going for 'prestige' here either cheaps out on an E30 or E36 or they lease an 86/BRZ.

It's a German car, so if you don't keep up to date with maintenance it'll die overnight. The krauts are a meticulous lot so that's ordinary for them. Otherwise, it'll just keep going.

>>15038976
Girls don't know dick about shit. If you're good looking and have a Porsche of any sort

>Oh, how successful and handsome he is

If you're an ugly fat cunt

>lol compensating but maybe he has money

>>15038986
I just want something fun, coupe, 2 door which looks decent as well

maybe s2k but duno too many are modded which I can't drive and the ones that are stock seem to be more expensive than the modded ones

What you cunts think about a 335i. Planning on selling in like 5-6 months time nway and getting something new duno what maybe another 86 (employee discount through someone I know)

>>15038960
>>15038955
P platers don't have boxsters because insurance companies tell you to fuck off until you're 25.
>Source: me mum wanted to give me her boxster s but couldn't get it insured.

>>15038986
Wait I thought the 86 was for real drivinger though? Muh feels and all that

>>15039001
>Girls don't know dick about shit
But some sure know they want dick in their shitter

>>15039002
>What you cunts think about a 335i
Rodge/10

If you're in QLD the S2K is a solid choice too. If it's modded, who's going to know? Officer Dipshit can't tell the difference between a V6 and a straight 6.

Mates

RAC just called. Suspension is fine, it's not a write off, they're fixing it now

>Guy asks me if I looked at rims yet since they can't get genuine
>Tell him i've been thinking to put steelies on until i can find good ones
>guy is Speechless
>Tells me to take a look at the rims from a Shop they have a partnership with and call back tomorrow

>>15039019
Melbourne

Bs man our highpatrol cunts know their shit I see cunts getting pulled all the time


http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lotus-Elise-2002/SSE-AD-3897222/?Cr=9

Holy fuck what do you cunts think about this? 15,000k's only..

>>15039006
Yeah, but that's fun. Posers don't give a shit about fun.

>automatic
>only ever races at the lights

It'll never taste the corners.

>>15039001
You're dumb
Girls know exactly which car are compensating midlife crisis specials and which aren't

Tomposter, I'll service your car.

>>15035435
It looks like a Nintendo

>>15039034
Will I have to blow in its slot to make it work?

>>15039039
You can blow into my slot for work

>>15039027
Cop bait.

Looks fantastic though. Insurance will probably fuck you in the bumhole, though.

>>15039027
I've been watching the lotuses for quite a while, that one's been for sale for a long time.

Don't get conned into buying garage specials. They are brilliant cars, but they are holding out for the price they bought it for basically. It's honestly not worth it, and more than half the lotuses on carsales are not worth it either.
Keep looking.

what are the service intervals for plugs and leads on a commie?, or just in general

>>15039050
He doesn't love you anymore jimmy.

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>>15039053
Yeah I know man.

Fuck me I should have cleaned up this exige for 43 grand when it was on sale. I messaged the lad Offering 40 cash in hand after drive and if inspection clears he accepted

It had around 80,000k.s

The next cheapest exige is around 70grand and it has around the same

Fucked up hard

>>15039054
100k km

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>>15039066
>mfw found out my dad would have bought me the exige if I showed it to him
Oh well. I'm just keeping an eye on deals. You and me are car rivals now

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>>15039085
Haha really I was really interested in them about 4 months ago for 2 months but the fascination went away when all of the ones under 45 were sold.

This was another that was around 45? 50,000ish thousand K's bro such a fucking deal. Was so skeptical at the time but now after seeing ones the same year with same k's or for 70+ I know i've fucked up hard

>Dad bought me

Lmao

Cmon mate buy it yourself

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>>15039066
Would have been the sickest P plate in aus

>>15039102
>driving an exige on your Ps

>>15039098
>like you are using your own money

>>15038968
Does it reek of cum? Because that's a requirement

>>15039102
>Would have been the most uncomfortable P plate in aus

Don't lie anon, you know it's true.

>>15039098
>Buy it yourself
Don't get all pissy anon. You were talking about getting financial assistance from your parents too.

Only issue with the lotus is that I literally won't be able to drive anyone except dudes around. Tight jeans and that side pillar wouldn't mix.

>>15039026
oh come on, your just a big tease

>>15039123
>You were talking about getting financial assistance from your parents too.

No I wasn't. My mum fuck all money I have more than her

any one got a blue bird for sale, this guy is offering bank, lol

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/perth-cbd/cars-vans-utes/good-condition-910-bluebird/1110547518

>>15039130
What did you want to do to it?

Also might take Toyota to court get an entire refund on my car. I will win the case but it'll be too much fucking around in and out of court.

Reckon they'll settle out of it and just give me an 86 off the lot? I'll happily settle for same year and similar k's desu

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Just ordered my new Tata Xenon.

Yes, yes, chink junk etc etc

I plan to lift it and essentially make it a Chinese HiLux. Anyone had experiencing putting lift kit into one?

>>15039156

No lol, as if they would. You got some enjoyment out of it, they will never settle out of court as it would set off a bunch of idiots trying the same shit and be an admission of liability

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/joondalup/cars-vans-utes/2017-lamborghini-countach-coupe/1112138045

HAHA
>(not VW or Fiero)
they're onto us boys

>>15039140
Don't make me go through the archives anon. You didn't earn your money 'the hard way' and you endlessly mocked other anons about having it.

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>>15039169
>absolutelydisgusting.png

Any SAfriends going to Maiden tonight?
>TFW I didn't know they were playing in Melbourne, missed out so now I've down to Adelaide to see them.

>>15039182

Want a wristy afterwards, famalam? as long as you got a nice little cock for me to play with.

>>15039166
but its brand new car under warranty and this is not the only problem ive had.

window felt failure has scratched my tint 3 times 3 times its been replaced . burning smell from engine bay since day 1 kept complaining "its normal". traction problems while not even taking corner fast (u turn and traction kicks in stopping me from fucking actually hitting the throttle almost getting rammed up the ass) also video of toyota hooning my 86 on 15,000k service which will fucking bring them down in court

>>15039178
just bang the girlies on the bonnet.
that will keep you and them happy

>>15039188
>video of toyota hooning my 86 on 15,000k service
post webm

>>15039188
No doubt Toyota has some mega jew lawyers, good luck doing anything to them

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>>15039188

Post video but no, it wont 'bring them down' as it is inadmissible and not relevant to any lemon car case you'd be bringing.

They could also argue they drive cars in a spirited manner after servicing to ensure there are no leaks or loose parts.

>>15039196
Barely hoon but hes going 60 in active school zone 20 zone and rips a few tiny skids / screeching tires from take off

Actually will be really bad for their image if I send it to ACA. How much do you think tis worth?

>>15039200
Yeah no doubt they can throw unlimited resources at me. But everything points to me winning. All they can do is delay delay delay not sure if they'll take it that far for a messily 30k

>>15039201
>lemon car case
Does Not exist in australia, you just get fucked over.

>>15039207

There is no specific law, but there is lots of precedent in Australia for lemon cars. But no, you can't bring one many thousands of km's later.

They will just blame something you did viz a viz maintenance or hard driving.

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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/wangara/cars-vans-utes/6ltr-l98-v8-turbo-300zx-6spd-manual-620kw/1092929588

and i thought only yanks did this.
if i had mo'money

>>15039201
>>15039207
>>15039213
Under consumer laws you're entitled to a refund, replacement or a fix to the product if its faulty and under warranty.

This is the case with my car. This is the case with anything you purchase as long as its warranty worthy which this is.

It doesn't matter if its a 30 dollar item or a 30,000 item (car) the same laws apply.

>>15039213
Brand new car that's only 2 years old and transmission is already blown.

They have already admitted its under warranty thus no fowl play or anything.

>>15039237
>no fowl play
So you don't fuck chickens?

>>15039185
My cock is fairly decent but I'm tall, fat and have long pubic hair so it looks small, it's that close enough?

>>15039242

Cut or uncut?

>>15039266
Uncut obviously.
>Falling for the circumcised Jew.

>>15039279

Which CI?

http://imgur.com/z444fPC

>>15039286
CI-4 a best

what's with all the gay cunts in /dat/ lately?

>>15039291

Fuck off bigot

>>15039291
dont worry when the mods wake up the all get deleted.

but yeah its been bad recently
>>15039299
this is aus, we can call you a poof if you look or sound like a poof

>>15039286
>tfw CL-7 but fully retracts.

Looked into Skyline today.
Had Teins, viscous LSD, gearbox rebuild like 1000km ago.
Turbo seems to be a hybrid between a GT28 cold side and a T3 hotside. Comes on hard and fast though.
P platers in the maccas car park (not even joking) were miring hardcore.

>>15039026
Good news dude

>>15039286
Holy fuck I can't believe someone put so much effort into this chart.
I'm definitely a CI-7 while flaccid but probably more CI-5 when erect.

>>15039233
you posted this weeks ago

>>15039309
Did you dose it?

>>15039315
short term memory loss?

Reasonably priced boomer mobiles when?

>>15039322
probably u fucken druggo

>>15039304
>>15039313

Both CI-7's eh

Show em, boys.

>>15039318
Did not.
However I have found that if I lift off between 3000-4000rpm with medium throttle, it doses AND has BOV at the same time

I AM KING OF THE LEBBOS

>>15039326
how long is a piece if string, and whats the life expectancy these days?

>>15039332
just and alco currently.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v

10 people in here so far.

>>15039344

We getting our willies out while we chat?

>>15039346
It's text/image sharing mainly. It's quicker to reply there than 4chan is

>>15039339
Hektik

>>15039340
idk but i hate seeing rusted out junk being advertised for 10k

>>15039313
Foreskin's Anon's autism, what did you expect?

>>15039374

Why do you have to be a fucking asshole for?

>>15039379
>fucking asshole
Thats what he does

>>15039382
Only if you're a top ; > )

>>15039382

>he

You're talking to him, show some fucking respect. I barely if ever bring up dicks/foreskins anymore.

>>15039391
Fucken no-show cunt. You don't own shit.

>>15039395

The fuck you talking about?

Gimme all your 8ropers jimmy. I can't wait for the next meet, I'm gonna suck you off at the next station, bitch.

>>15039402

MY LAAAAAND

>>15039400
Your supposed rub-n-tug joint, presumably.

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>>15039405

>>15039407

Who are you??

>>15039408
Whys the face blurred?

>>15039413
Jimmys 8ropers

>>15039413
Petty fumes

>>15039161
POO IN LOO