You go outside and see this being done to your Porsche.

>*unzips .45*

>Ukraine
Pull out my pushka and unload on those cyka.

Insurance will cover it

Call insurance and start ordering parts for autocross.

smashed windows?
>replace with lexan

no license plate?
>weight reduction bro

slashed tires?
>time for hoosiers

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>>15027000
Allahu Akbar

>>15027000
>Call the police
>get gun
>execute dindoo

>>15027038
>>15027043
ultimate pussies

Pull out my gun because I'm a fucking American

>>15027000
pathetic jelly faggots

I'd probably stab as many of them as I could

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Eh insurance will cover it. No reason to risk my life shooting angry poor people. If it was just 3 or 4 I'd definitely defend my property though.

>>15027000
join in and pretend it isn't my car

then go home and cry

Thank them for letting my insurance replace it with brand new parts

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>>15027115
>go for gun holstered under your jacket
>pull out a layer of your fat instead

fucking americucks

Kill them and then summon Paul's ghost to take care of them in the afterlife.

Flip a coin:

Heads: I draw 45 and kill some faggots

Tails: Get police involved so i can get some names. Then I call insurance have them take care of it. Then after everything is taking care of, call my boys have them kidnapp the faggots, they are never seen again.

Either way laughs will be had and rounds hitting fags. You don't have 911 money and not know people. Well at least thats my case.

>>15027141
*appeers behind you and slices you in halve with my katana*
nothing personnel kid

>>15027135
>>pull out a layer of your fat instead
hahahahaha

>>15027135
>>15027184
being this butt hurt at amerifrees

Video tape it and then have the insurance company take care of it. Its a car and Im not going to get my ass kicked by a bunch of heathons to defend it.

Wonder how i got a Porsche

Then probably video tape it so i can get the insurance money from it, then get my important stuff out of my house and leave before they go full ape and destroy that too

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>>15027135
kek, im 6'9 though

check out my 1911

>>15029022
kek

I like that grip though. My favorite is the costanzagrip. It even ended up in an evidence bag.

>>15029022

Your barrel is broken bruh

>>15027000
>quietly record this happening for as long as I can without them realizing I am the owner
>after the hooligans leave the scene, call the police and have a report filed, contact insurance
>have car towed home or to body shop

Let's face it, if you're wealthy enough to be driving a new 911 turbo, you probably wouldn't want any confrontation with these people. Why would you want to risk being hospitalized, crippled, or even dead when you're rich?

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>slap them unconscious with my dick
>do a triple backflip into my Veyron
>cuddle with your mom while she is elbow deep in my asshole
>drive 500mph on the autobahn in reverse while i ejaculate oil drums worth on every car i pass

I would probably be pretty excited that I now own a Porsche

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>being poor and jelly

GUN
U
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USA
S
A

>>15027000
Be glad that I CC a G19 and carry 2 spares.
>Draw
>Dump on the tards who can't into respecting property rights
>Sue the ever-living shit out of them and/or their families for the damages to my car
>Now has 2 porsches

>>15027000

what's the story behind this?

Grab my shotgun and shoot at their feet then call insurance company

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>>15027000
What the hell is going on here?

What did that 911 do to them that made them all this angry?

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>>15027000

Oh bother

>>15030579
>Polymer lower
>stock green furniture

5/10 at least its a battle rifle.

>>15029688
Be glad that I carry a M45 and four spares and proceed to do the exact same.

>>15030520
Salty poorfags.

>>15027000

can't imagine it would happen in the U.S., unless Black Lives Matter strike again.

Just watch them do it and record it. I own a Porsche, I'm far above "defending my property" as if this were the 1800s. I will see to it that they are found and charged justly, then drive my sedan until the insurance check comes through for another Porsche.

>>15027000

Don't care I wouldn't buy a Porsche anyways.

Sure I would love to shoot them.

But I rather see them enslaved, and forced to work to pay back the damage they have done to my car. I rather see them humiliated.

>>15030659
>found and charged justly
lol good luck. My dad got rear-ended in a hit and run by a redguard in a mini van last year. He got the tag and description and called the cops. After repeatedly calling them for the next several weeks it was revealed that they know who he is, where he lives and everything but refuse to do anything about it. Quote, 'We sent an officer to the residence, but no one will answer when he knocks'. So that's it. They just give up and he had to go through insurance to get anything done. His insurance company was able to determine the other guys insurance company somehow (believe it or not he actually did have insurance) and made them pay up.

>>15027000
i post some shit about cocking my firearm, then say words like "property", "defending", and other words that i think make me sound grown-up, but in fact make me sound like an insecure manchild with zero perspective, thumping my chest into the echo chamber

>>15030700
eurocuck detected

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>>15029044


I'd probably just let them smash it until it's totalled. I'd rather have a new car than a repaired one.

>>15029022
that looks crooked.

I wait until they lose interest and begin walking away, get in said porsche and proceed to run them over, repeatedly reversing and going forward over them until they're hopefully paralyzed for life.

Alternatively, i chill and then after they're done, offer a money reward for info.
Once the police have got all the info and the insurance company is done, i put $50k each on their heads with a $10k bonus for each closely related family member also cleansed.

>>15030599

I've thought about getting rails and an optic for it, but part of the main reason I wanted the rifle was from playing video games, which always uses the green polymer. I want a wide handguard, but fuck paying 150 bucks for a handguard.

>>15030740
>>15029069
> yurokuks not knowing anything about guns
lol

probably nothing

it's just a car, not worth getting hurt or hurting anyone over

>>15029140
>Let's face it, if you're wealthy enough to be driving a new 911 turbo, you probably wouldn't want any confrontation with these people. Why would you want to risk being hospitalized, crippled, or even dead when you're rich?

I would fight for principle because that is also an essential part of what made america great. People just don't fight for principles anymore as you yourself have pointed out is your own attitude.

The other advantage of being rich is that I can influence both the prosecutor and judge to provide maximum sentence. In my state, what he has in his hands is already classed as a weapon, and since he is brandishing it, I am legally able to shoot him in defense of my property. In public, what I cannot do is shoot him in the back although I would get away with it because rich people do in my state (proven multiple times). If on my private property, I can shoot him in the back if he is inside my home (precedent allows). I would claim excitement caused my last shot to hit him in the back whereupon I stopped shooting.

Perpetrators make the outlandish lies about needing to break into your car. Sometimes threats work too and I remember with great anger when my grandfather dropped all charges when the perps and friends reminded him that they knew where he lived. Even back then, as young and small as I was, I had enough fire to be the one that caught the perp burglaring my grandfather's car parked right in front of his house in daylight. Small like a badger but filled with the fight of a bear in that body. Back then it was principle too that I saw being trampled by criminals forcing victims to not press charges. In retrospect, I guess I was lucky I wasn't stabbed or beaten by a crowbar that time. But that's why I have a CCW permit.

The only problem is from BLM (black lives matter) activists as they try to file racism charges and thus use federal money and publicity and anonymous vandalism to wear you down.

>>15031047
>not killing criminal scum

>>15027000
embrace the shame and guilt and join in

>>15027000

absolutely nothing. if i have that car then i absolutely have insurance.

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>>15027000

Call the cops, start filming with cell phone, call insurance.

>all these people having revenge fantasies

top kek

>>15030520
Job cuts, peasants got mad, broke a corporates car.

>>15030695
Same story hear, had some fat slob try to fight me while I was driving, 5months later and nothings been done.

>>15030599
>implying stock green ain't the fucking best
Bundeswehr feelios

>>15029022
>P938
>1911
must be a /k/rap joke

>>15027000
Did nobody notice that it's coppers and army reservists attacking this car?

>>15031895
Nigger it's Ukraine, eastern block army gear is literally dime a dozen there.

>>15031898
And police jackets with insignia is too?

>>15027000

What's the story behind this?

>>15027000
stop living in a third world country

>>15031934
Of course.

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>>15029069
Being this ignorant of Browning recoil operated single-action design.

>>15027000
>consider drawing ccw
>decide to not risk my life for a new car that insurance can repair/replace because there's too many dindus and I might not be able to kill them all before they're on top of me

>>15027000
not worth killing for a car
probably just take their kneecaps off

>>15027126
>join in and pretend it isn't my car

top kek

>>15027000
Thank them and contemplate why I own a porche

>>15027013

>unzips penis

>>15029022
That's not a 1911, it says sig sauer on the slide you doofer

Let's be real, if you own a porsche, you can afford a couple more. Also you deserve what you get

>>15027000
>>15027038
This. Laugh, call a cab and go do whatever I want while those poorfags tire themselves out with their impotent rage.

>>15027000
I thank them for saving my life and then use the insurance money to buy a car with the engine in the location.

>Ask myself why I bought a Porsche

>>15031939
It was during the Maidan protests in 2014, the Porsche belonged to a corrupt politician working for Yanukovych.

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Are we gonna have a problem? I thought there was a problem.

>>15027135
>be yuro
>go outside to go to work
>find kebabs destroying my car
>shid.webm
>police state consficated all of my assualt spoons
>call 911 and give my adress
>take garbage bin and throw at kebabs
>police beat and arrest me like im Rodney because i was being a racist and denying cultural enrichment
>kebabs awarded my house, car and wife as consolation
>rot in prison for being a white male
>such is lyfe

>>15035817

The only problem here is that slide gap

>>15027038

A repaint will never be as good as factory paint senpai.

>>15030808
http://www.robertrtg.com/store/pc/HK91-G3-GREEN-WIDE-HANDGUARD-p2154.htm
This one's half of what you said, I think you should go for it

>>15035817

I really fucking hate those things...Just feel awful in the hand.

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>>15027000
Pic and filename related.

Good enough to slaughter the Hun for two world wars, good enough to slaughter dindus.

>>15027179
he's right though. It's dumb to fuck with someone's really expensive car because odds are not in your favor.

They most likely do know someone and will be pissed you fucked their shit up.

Imagine being a dumb cunt and kicking in a drug lord's car.

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I mean, what do you realistically expect to do? They've already beat the shit out of the thing. You just file an insurance claim on it at this point.

Yeah, you can pretend to be a badass and pull our your gun (which I have many of myself), but what are you going to do? Yell, "OOGA BOOGA!" with it? Dumb. You might just give them a reason to come back. If they come back, then maybe it's time to lay down some extra-judicial law.

>>15035854
Underrated post

>>15027000
fucking niggers. its always blacks doing this shit

>>15038985
I would shoot them, flat out. I'm an upper middle class Caucasian male living in TEXAS. Castle law here extends to my vehicle, and I'm legally allowed to blow someone's fucking ribcage apart if I believe they are trying to make off with stolen property, and I could easily convince the court of that being the reason I shot them.

Laugh at the dumb nigger trying to inflict damage to a car with a lightweight wooden log. Yeah youll dent the sheet metal but not much else.

The dumbass with the baseball bat doesnt know how to swing it either. All in, pretty painful watching how little damage they do with all that effort.

>>15027043

That's definitely how it works m8

>>15039012
all the ones with visible flesh appear to be white

>>15038637
They can sand the entire vehicle and repaint it to factory standards. Color might be different, but who the fuck cares?

>>15039324
Stupid. Not worth shooting someone over a vehicle, even if you're justified by the letter of the law. Of course this is different if they're trespassing or otherwise threatening your safety.

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>>15035845
>live on balkan
>cigo and sandnigs beating up my lada niva
>beat the cigo with steel pipe and break the sandnigs legs
>woman calls police
>police arrives
>they start beating them as well
>the nice police officer helps my carry them into the woods
>go to nearest oštarija
>buy the officer a beer, žganje and borovnice
such is slav life

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>>15027000

I wouldn't do anything to confront them and risk being beaten or killed. I'd just film them committing the crime as the .webm shows. Then i would stalk them from reasonable distance so they wouldn't notice me. After a few miles they would eventually feel comfortable to take off their masks. I'd then take pictures of their faces and submit all my evidence to the local Police Department. Surely i can't be the only person that does shit like this, right?

I did it during the 2011 Vancouver Stanley Cup riot. It's very easy to blend into the crowd and follow someone without them knowing. To this day a few people have no clue that i caused them to get arrested/convicted for vandalizing a Jeep.

I know it's silly, but it makes me feel like Jason Bourne. Oh, and I'm sure the vehicle owner definitely appreciates it too.

maybe next time he won't buy a shitty car : ^)

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>please don't explode in my hands

>>15030579
>Rhodesia intensifies

>>15030579
>open carry rifle
for what purpose?

>>15041584
>shitloads of filler in all the dents
>unoriginal paint
>fucking hassle

>>15027000
More than likely this wouldnt happen where i live.
But if my car was attacked like this i would do like the others film it with the phone call the police and my insurance.
Plot twist I know a painter, so I could get my ride painted however I want with claim money.

>>15033745
>>15031889

Sig has been making 1911s for years now.

That's a Defender sized one.

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>>15029069
>Your barrel is broken bruh

>>15029022
I have that gun

It's awesome

>>15043724
The 938 is a 9mm doofus

>>15027000
>european """"""""""""people""""""""""""

>>15044690

Some 1911s shoot 9mm too, dumbfuck.

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>>15029022
>Sig saurer
>1911
>imfuckingplying

>>15027000
Slavs are literal cavemen

>>15029688
Hope you live in a decent stat. Better have kill a felon laws

>>15027000
record for insurance purposes
profit

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>having water cooled porsche
Degenerate.

>>15027000
>rich man in ukraine

run to the office and select one of my many gold plated grenade launchers

>>15046167
>muh air cooled tatra

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>>15045607

http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProductList/pistols-1911.aspx

>ITT COD noguns think only 1 company makes 1911s because lel it says colt nineteen eleven on COD and Sig Sauer Pee two two whatever.

>>15027000
Wonder when the fuck I got a porsche.

Then I remember I'd never buy one, and wake up from the nightmare of having become a german car owner.

ITT: Americans are ready to LITERALLY murder peaceful protesters. Are you in danger? NO. Yet they still feel entitled to pull out their compensation cannons and blast every innocent child. Fuck, you make me sick.

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Looks like a lot of /k/unts clicked on /o/ by mistake and got stuck here. I tend to do the opposite when getting into /o/ from the home page sometimes.

This is for people with a micropenis and compensating with a car, you are looking for the people with a micropenis and live in constant fear so compensate with a gun.

>>15043724

sig938 =/= 1911 dumbfuck

>>15029069
>>15030740
Found the nofuns faggot cucks

>>15041531
sounds like your insurance sucks
>never made a claim that didnt upgrade my car
>feels good mang

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>>15030655
We'll be ready

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>>15029022
Cool 1911, bro.

Check out my Glock.

>>15041939
Your thinking of the FAL....

>>15049085
Your really fucking stupid.

>>15027000
Get on my knees and tell them how sorry I am fro being a CIS white male. I open my mouth and let them enrich my throat. After they are done I will get arrested and sentenced to life. Thank to Hillarys Anti Racism Act of 2018, only white people are in jail. The prison is very clean and everyone is very friendly to each other, almost no stabbings and fights happen and theres only a couple drug dealers. This is truly a disgusting no culture place.

>>15027058
>Aloha snackbar

>>15050686
That's a PPK

>>15050781
>calls anyone stupid
>types Your

>>15030177
This is how you get sued. You either shoot to kill or you don't shoot.

Taser him and wait for the police. Probably a meth head or something.

>>15050686
enjoy your fucking pear juice

>>15050686

Based HI Power, anon, they're absolutely beautiful.

>>15049251

It's literally a Defender sized 1911 in 9mm, you moron.

>>15051357
U fucking wot m8?

>>15051495
Thanks. I ordered wood grips the other day but they sent me left handed grips. So I've gotta sort that shit out now.

>>15050686
So is the pipe just for show or what?

>>15052935
No. I actually smoke it every once in a while. It's a cheap but decent one I bought to see if I'd enjoy it.

>>15030716
why are /k/ such degenerates?

>>15052946
That was Plebbit.

>>15051495
It's not a fucking 1911

>>15051495
no, it's not. not even close.
slide's different, safety's different, grip's different.
totally different pistol.
unless you mean a semiauto, recoil operated, hammer fired, tilting barrel pistol.
because in which case, most every pistol is technically a 1911

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>>15051495
Not a 1911 man. It may look similar but it is wrong in a few ways

>No grip safety
>Glock style lockup
>Cant interchange parts with a 1911
>Cant accept 9mm 1911 magazines
>Cannot accept standard sized grips
> Smaller than any official 1911 sizing.

Good pistol though, I live my 238.

>>15049036
>peaceful

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>15050686
>handling alcohol and firearms at the same time

Nice felony bro.

Unfortunately you cant really do shit. Everyone saying they would shoot them would be going to jail for 2nd degree murder. Call the police, but im sure there already there.

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Shoot those faggots dead.

>>15055541
Not in cucked states.

Texas would probably be a green light since you can shoot someone that's running from your house legally there.

>>15055573

No, in most states damaging your property isn't a 'legal grounds' to shoot someone. Typically, you're only able to 'legally shoot someone' if you feel your life is in imminent danger or you feel subjected to potential severe bodily harm.

Join the revolution against Russian tyranny and get revenge for the millions murdered by the regime Putin is born of.

>>15055573
Yeah don't blame me, posting from Illinois here haha. But basically, they're not a threat to you, there a threat to your car. The house thing you referenced is castle doctrine or something right? I know there is stand your ground laws and stuff as well, but I think they all refer to someone directly messing with you. In this case, they are not attacking you, unless you were in the car, so I would seriously think it would not fly.
Wish I was wrong, because fuck everyone of them, but with all the video and stuff of the incident, I would absolutely not shoot at them.

>>15055579
Word to this. These threads make me second guess conceal carry laws...unfortunately.
Sounds like jackasses hoping for the day they can take a persons life...like they are looking for an excuse.

>>15055594
In Texas your car is an extension of your home.

Either get my sledgehammer axe off the wall or run for my mosin carbine and extend the bayonet and swing it around like a wild man

>>15027000

Let my Stickdeath™ auto security assailant impalement decapitation incendiary theft deterrent system do its job.

>>15055601

I made this post, >>15055579, let me clarify something. I own firearms and carry. Getting your permit to carry requires a class, and in some
cases hands on training. You will be taught in that class that you cannot just shoot someone because they upset you, your life MUST be in danger.

In my general experience, everyone I've met who owns firearms and carries them understands this. We do not take this shit lightly, because even if you 'rightfully' shoot someone in self defense. You will be potentially wrapped up in the legal system for some time while its assessed whether or not you killed in self defense.

Are there some fucktards with firearms? Of course there are. Just like there are fucktards who get behind the wheel everyday and drive a 1-2 ton motor operated vehicle and do stupid shit.

>>15055711
You missed the point. They are not threatening you...

>>15055974
I don't think you understand how Texas self defense laws work.

They're wish a nigga would tier.

>>15046167
>falling for the air cooled meme

Shiggy diggy

>>15041618
Good thing we don't have pussies like you making laws.

>>15055974
>They are not threatening you...
really? the angry mob of people violently destroying your property right outside your house aren't threatening you?

>Walk outside, hose the lot of them down with an AK and very little effort
>Put Nicholas Cage masks on each of them, tell the guy bleeding out and crying for his mom "shhh, just dreams now" as I slip the mask over his face
>Take trophy pics so I can have my Porsche painted up with a mural of the scene
>Go back inside, start making coffee for the cops
>They roll a body over and burst out laughing when they see the mask. They realize I'm pretty cool guy and we make plans to go hang gliding later
>Sue the vandal's estates so that their wives and children are left with nothing
>Use the money to form a trust and invest it
>Use interest from the trust to pay homeless people to shit on their graves for eternity

>>15056315
That does not look like they are outside anyone's house.

>>15055980
LOL! Perhaps I don't then. Touche

>>15050686
>different monitors

pleb

>>15027000
wonder why I bought a depreciating asset

I'd help those poor chaps out. Fuck porches.

>>15058607
>911 turbo
>depreciating asset

inb4 996s

>>15059553
>Laminated glass all around, not only windshield
Interesting. Didn't know it was a thing

I'd say " I know how you feel. New Porsches are so fat and heavy. The old ones were true driving pleasure. Now they're just a big fat Volkswagen Golf. Speed doesn't matter anymore."

Then I'd walk away and come back three hours later.

>>15053088
>>15053013

Disregard that I suck major, I mean, major cocks.

I totally though they were micro GSR clones.

I'm a dumbass.