[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >NEETS let the thre

Saturday 14th may
SA /dat/ meet
1pm, same place as last time https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Wilfred+tTaylor+Reserve
Shitpost IRL for a little then head down along the coast

Perth meet when?

>>15003890
Right now. Meet me at the usual place

>>15003847
Is jimmy gonna cum?

meow

>>15003900
woof

>>15003898
Fuck you faggot. Meet me at pelly point at 11 to prove if you are the real MX5anon by ways of a dick sucking contest

>>15003827
I wanted to join regs too but 4 years is too long of a time. Reserves seems just right. If I love it I can also transition into the regulars again.

So what position should I apply for in the reserves?

>>15003920
I only want Jimmy's hot sticky thick 8 ropers on my face.

>>15003919
ca caw
ca caw

>>15003893
Nigga what

>>15003847
should i bring my valiant? would anyone anticipate this?

>>15003941
moooooo

>>15003898
yeah hes doing another pyrotechnics show

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>SA meetup

>>15003968
Yeah, All over my face, that MX5anon can go fuck right off

>>15003960
Is the Valiant running? Bring it if it is.

>>15003960
>valiant
Did your val make it into wolf creek 2?

>>15003975
>gays not welcome
dont worry, jimmy wont be there

>>15003928
Get on that dank cavalry

>>15003960
would b cool
how many people going?

Why dont you cunts live close to adelaide you dodgy fuckers

>>15003975
Can I come?

>>15003991
I assume the original guy that posted about the meet is going, I'm going, Valiant bro might be. Which anon are you? E36 guy?

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>>15003996
Its far for me to ride my bicycle

we still /degenerate/ now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj1W9OVokXA

>>15004001
who are you? postiem8?
i'm not in SA, just interested

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>>15003991
Real me is going, ignore this >>15003977

>>15003996
u wot? its not that far from the city. everyone else doesnt have a problem going there you lazy cunt.

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any /gong/ here?

>>15004017
See
>>15004006

I swear there is an /o/ meetup behind my local deli.

there is a miata and a skyline with initial D stickers so its pretty safe to assume its /o/ t͏bh

>>15004013
Well that makes 3 confirmed so far. There's still a week till then so maybe the other SAbros will appear and be able to go.

>>15004022
Billybro?

>>15004026
Drop the address. I'll go suss them out

So I got that EB Falcon, really pleased with it, it's insanely clean. Clutch is taking a bit to get used to. Been accidentally been doing one wheel skids all day. The power is nice enough for me, best car I've owned so far

>>15004037
there arent there anymore nigga

>>15004042
>Been accidentally been doing one wheel skids all day
you know you can do these in any auto falcoon with 0 effort right?

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>>15003847

Same day as Matsuri

gg no re

>>15004058
>>15004037
ill post again when I see them though, so dont worry

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Are Australians the masters of skidz and skid related activities?

>>15004096
No, Underwear is the undisputed champion of all things skids.

>>15004070
Fuck that's a clean wagon

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Work is having me transferred to Japan around this time next year. Not sure where I'll end up but probably in the Yamagata or Sendai area. What's the most unique or special car I can bring back with me? AW11 is being considered, but what else?

>>15004122
Teach em good Engrish Jim!

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>>15004122
Toyota century

>>15004122
an automatic toyota mr2

>>15004125
>Jim
>work
nah

>>15004122
Just bring back herpes like the rest.

>>15004126
This.

>dat V12

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>>15003835
Shockies finally in.

SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIDZ

>>15004142
you see the dick taped to butt hole?

>>15003890
Nigga whenever.
Hopefully more than 3 people are able to show this time.

>>15004223
last time was during exam time lad, probs why

>>15004186
Nope. All I see is a body with at least 1 hole to smash. All I need

>>15004247
nigga there are 2 ears

>>15004240
>tfw I was one of the cunts who didn't show because of exams

>>15004306
what uni m8?

>>15004328
U dub breh

>>15004333
lol what a gay, curtin eng is where its at

[spoiler]tfw no jobs ;_;[/spoiler]

>>15004122
Noice!
If I ever move to Japan, I'd love to find and bring either an F31 Leopard or an A60 Carina wagon back with me.

>>15004223
Usually its just a jimmy, mx5anon and yellowmc22anon orgy. Then they fight over who gets jimmys load.

>>15004339
Yeah, all the eng students here are complaining about that too

>>15004373
Nah brah, we're the WA bunch. As far as trips go we've only got falcondouche

>>15004376
what car you got nigga

>>15004042
post pics of it

hows the handling? ride quality? performance?

DailyAlcoholicsThread?

Whats the strongest stuff I can get that wont leave me spewing? For when I just want the day to disappear with one shot

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>>15004398

>>15004426
>without spewing
AHAHAHAHA go hard or go home cunt

but the strongest RDT is a Mercury Hard Cider at 2 standard drinks per 375ml can. Other than that there is no substitute for a goon bag

>>15004125
はい、いきます
>>15004126
Not my style, but i'll keep a look out.
>>15004131
yea nah m8
>>15004142
Im not fond of traps
>>15004353
You don't even have to move there, there are importers that do all the hard work for you. Flick Ben from Jspec auto an email and he should get back to you with any and all questions you might have.

>>15004431
noice, loan or outright?

>>15004442
Outright, I study part time and saved up from work

>>15004451
nice work m8, id imagine you would have the nicer of all the cars at a meet lmao

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>>15004122
Mitsuoka Orochi

>>15004431
lol nedlands boy

>>15004463
Nah bru, there's a supra aut/o/ist in WA, my little toyota doesn't have much power. Cornering is fun though

>>15004471
U cheeky kunt m8, where's your zeemaps marker

>>15004483
FASTEST ON THE TOGUE

>>15004491
>tfw there's no ae86 in Perth Akinazigzags that can challenge me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkUiZJ6QeeY

>>15004507
ill challenge you in my '99 pathfinder

FOUR WHEEL DRIFTO

jks id probs roll

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>>15004483
>U cheeky kunt m8, where's your zeemaps marker

That would be me;
>there's a supra aut/o/ist in WA
Except I got rid of it a couple months ago

>>15004524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiGzyl1Oapo
You just have to believe anon

>>15004529
Whatcha get breh

How come zeemaps is broke?

Where would gauges look best in a CJ series Lancer?

>>15004550
Following the train

>>15004469
jesus christ I love it!

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>>15004531
ive already been too mean to my bae

>>15004569
Watch out, you'll trigger jimmy with that

>>15004571
sorry I dont know any SA meet memes

Why can't I just live in a house by myself playing vidya all of my life. Why do I have to be a normie

>>15004608
Jerk off more, as you move to more fucked up porn you will become like us.

Just last night I had a dream where a dolphin fucked me in a swimming pool before I fucked my sister in the same as revenge. Even came inside here.

I blame anime still

>>15004617
I'd be happy with a house with a good internet connection, a fast car and a decent sized shed

>>15004569
Aw shiiiit nigga. Did it die while you were being hectic? My dads rear axel snapped on a freeway, almost killed him. (yes jeep)

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>>15004630
nah got airborne in the dunes

drove it for another 20 000km like that cause I was lazy

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>>15004652

>>15004652
Ryan?

>>15004663
nah car is just weak lmao

>>15004692
lolno, you know someone who did the same?

Can a group of us just go out and try hookup with 5/10s I need my dick sucked

Melb here

>>15004778
>dick sucked
>melb here

checks out

>>15004778
Bring em to Adelaide and I can help suck

>gayfags kill austhread again

>>15005051
>being home and awake at almost 3am
fucking neets

>>15005109
>Not mixing vodka with everything alchololic and staying up all night
Fucking normie

>>15005163
last time i mixed vodka like that i spent half the night kneeling before the throne regretting my life choices

whoever up smash dat like button yo

>>15005109
It's 1am for me, perfect gym time.

>>15005221
like

>>15005221
Like

>>15005214
Straight out the bottle then

>>15005051
I'm

>>15004778

I mean as in a group of us go out and pick chicks up not sucking dicks wtf

>>15005330
fag FAG FAG

>Melbourne

Shovel some cock in your mouth you fucking poofter, if you ever came to NSW we would all bash you

Adelaide bub crawl when? Just roam from club to club slaying poon. HQ -> Reds -> Blackbull should do. Most STDs wins

>>15005450
I can't imagine you'd slay much poon crawling around adelaide on your hands and knees

>>15005971
More than you'd think

>>15006067
Do women find bub crawls attractive?

>Try and register for a course
>Paying by card spits out and error about unknown customer IP address
>Go back and hit invoice me
>Worked
What have I done?

>>15006348
Make sure you actually payed for the course

>>15005450
The last meet ended with everyone at clubs in the city. It can happen again I guess.

>>15006126
of course they do
bonus points if you drool

>>15004652
lol were you the same guy whos brother tried to do 120km/h up a dune?
who else /offroad/ here, i miss my 70s series

>>15007218
A bit of a spew on their shoulder gets em wet as fuck

hey cunts. down in the fuckin dumps. have been hooning in my 86 (not the new one) and have amassed a total of 3 speeding fines, 7 points in total, one fine pending too (speeding thru intersection), I'm on green ps, can maybe get one of the three pointers taken by my dad if the photo is shit, but I'm still -2 points..... am I fucked? They all came in the mail this week and the latest intersection one happened last night at 4am. im so fucking sad, it's all my own stupid ass fault

>>15007343
considering all the rest point to you, they wont believe it was your dad for one of them. you'll get in even more trouble for trying to lie about it.

How is a uni student supposed to afford a car in this country


S E N D

H E L P

>>15007343
you ride the bus until you're done being suspended

>>15007394
ex taxi falcon: $800
no excuses

>>15007343
Hahahahhahahahahahaha suck a dick cunt

>>15007405
i think he's more talking about the ridiculous insurance costs

>>15007438
3rd party fire and theft then. Just means you have to actually accept responsibility for your action. Scary, I know.

Anything worth less than 5k isn't worth comprehensive anyway

>>15007438
Family business can "buy" and pay for the insurance

>>15007405
Something i can coax the parents into getting for under 5k since turning 21

>>15007448
>Just means you have to actually accept responsibility for your action
lol fuck that i'd rather pay 1k a year

>tfw I secretly want to rice the hell out of my car
>tfw it'd wreck the resale value and I'd be shunned for it
>tfw it'll never have a sweet body kit, rear wing and alloy wheels
>it'll forever just be a cute little sedan

>>15007468
Enjoy having no money then.

>>15007470
what is it?

>>15007480
Lancer CE. It's just so rice-able.

Problem is it's actually in pretty good nick, and I'd feel bad ruining it like that.

>>15007478
>Enjoy having no money then.
>implying im neet
i can easily afford it i just think that its stupid that they can jew someone out of so much money just for being young

>>15007470
>rfw want to rice out my bike with neons and chrome
>don't think the battery or my heart can take it
At least I have the rice and ridiculous in its name

>>15007343
Thats what you get for being a complete dumb cunt. You'll get no sympathy from anyone.

>>15007343
Be glad you aren't in SA. One 10 over or one red light ticket is loss of license for Ps

>>15007470
Do easily reversible things like bumpers, skirts, dip it instead of painting it etc

>>15007343
What state, mate?
I received 2 fines within a couple of days that would have put me into negative points. I ended up paying them both at once and went onto a good behavior bond. QLD btw

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>>15007487
>Lancer CE

>>15007343
Next time you'll keep eyes open for speed cameras

>>15007394
suck dicks

>>15007658
How do I get good though? Only thing I can do is not gag

>>15007624
Vic mate. Am fucked.

>>15007355
One was in my aw11 tho, I can say my dad borrowed it.

>>15007687
sorry mate but considering all the other ones being so close together, they'll catch on to what you're trying to do. your license is a goner.

>>15007676
>Cucktorian
You were already cucked, now you are full on gimp suit cucked

>>15007223
nah m8

>>15007223
I want a jimny/drover for sand right now

>>15007343
Well done, dickhead
Its called a speedo, look at it from time to time

>>15007795
Can confirm Jimny's are awesome. Mate had one and we had some good times 4wding past bogged Pootrols and Landcruisers. Very capable and it was very reliable.

>>15004120
Backseats are far from clean

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>>15004546
>Whatcha get breh
Dis

anyone know any good import agents?

i want that supercharged mk1 mr2 meem machine

>>15008038
top secret

>>15007703
not if my dads name is in the logbook.

>>15008047
topkek m8, those moster import nigs look like a ripoff

>>15008021
eh, at least its no where near as ugly as the supra

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>>15001266
If you disconnect the bonnet cable, is it hard to reconnect it?

Also it's much easier to do a whole engine swap as it has a stronger bottom end and can take more boost without problem. Stock ecotecs are more prone to problems with the supercharger on them from the L67.

Is it hard to swap a loom over?

if a dealer on carsales or bikesales advertises a vehicle for the wrong price, are they obligated to sell it at that price?

>>15008164
lol no. That law only applies to petrol I think.

>>15008164
A price label is "an invitation to spend" only at the point at which money changes hands is that set in stone and with remote selling policies people still have up to a month to change their mind.

get on it nigs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmI3iN4Djfg

>>15007343
Cop it on the chin.
You drive like a dumbcunt, you can ride the bus/train/tram like a dumbcunt.

I think I'm gay /dat/ what do?

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>>15008534
suck me off to make sure

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>>15008552

>>15008563
Any new vids of the Volvo, perk?

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>>15008563
Thanks mate

>>15008495
One of the crashes happened at an intersection I frequent. I was actually expecting it to be me caught on camera.

>put $10 of 91 in the Val last night
>ran out of petrol along the highway
gg

>>15008574
Not yet, still got some teething issues. Took it round the block and it doses like a VL tho

>>15008495
>Sideways semi coming at you
>Poo is coming out now

>>15008534
Embrace it.

>>15008592
>$40 of 98 in my shitbox last week
>still in the top half of the gauge

>>15008495
>the bike just rides into the car @5:14

cyclists truly are cancer

>>15008593
So keen

>>15008610
i should buy a hyundai sexcel

>>15008592
>$20 of 95 in the Ninjette the other week
>ridden it once or twice since then, not ~that~ far
>half a tank left in it

Hmmm.

>>15008612
>cyclist doesnt claim a lane position
truely it fucking blows my mind when cyclists ride in the margin. that is how you die. you need to wear lots of flashy shit and ride in the middle of the lane. otherwise its like you're not even on the road.

>>15008666
>filled entire tank full of 98
>still 7/8ths full after 3 days

>filled mc22 tank before giving it to the mechanic
>odo tells me I'm halfway through
>no idea how much he used balancing and test riding it
Once it hits 160km then I'll panic. I did fix the reserve switch so I won't be stranded at least

>>15008666
>>15008710
I can't into linking posts

Does anyone here know anyone who tunes the NA Focus, I have a trend and would like to get a bit more out of it after I put on a CAI.

>>15008592
40 dollars of 95 in my shitbox last me two weeks of delivering pizza 6 nights a week

>accept ride from f a m to grandparents for mothers day shit
>mostly so I could drink my way through it
>run out of beer and now trapped
Fuck family. I'm considering moving interstate to escape.

>>15008761
I get to be the family disappointment once again because i get paid on mondays and the family wants to do something for mothersday which means spending $40 on dinner that i don't have so im not even going to dinner for mothers day and everyone thinks im a fucking arse hole for it.

And im an even bigger arse hole if i go, someone buys me food and i don't eat it.

Just can't fucking win.

Yay for public holidays...

>>15008796
Why don't you have $40 in your bank account? Take 40 bucks out of your emergency fund for ya mum faggot

>>15008808
Because i have about $5000 worth of bills i have to pay because i couldnt find a job for 4 months, i get money, its all gone by tuesday then i live on $100 for the week.

>>15008796
How. I always have at least a grand as emergency. Just cut something back for a month or two to save

>>15008673
and some pollies recon if cyclists crash it should always be the cars fault.

>>15008815
I already spent my saved up cash and got in debt while i wasnt working.

fug lads dog managed to get her wound opened after being desexed and i have to dish out another load of cash to get that fixed ;_;

a-at least I have a friend...

>>15008761
>2016
>still having any connection to your family
the fuck is wrong with you people
family means nothing

>>15008862
my fa͏malam paid for food and school and shiz so im pretty happy with them t͏bh

>>15008844
you should have put a cone on your frond

>>15008927
She has nigga, she managed to open it by running around outside. Vet should have used stitches instead on glue

>>15008974
they didnt use stitches...?
the fuck?

>>15008974
That's retarded. Every vet I know does stitches instead of glue. You've already spent the money, but I would have forced them into correcting their mistake at a severely reduced price, if not free.

>>15008862
Gtfo numale sjw leftist edgy faggot

>>15008984
This, thats fucked up, most vets use glue only so its easier to do the stitches after the glue wtf?

is the vet even licensed?

>>15008990
so it was internal stitching, but the skin was glued, and thats what opened.

they want me to pay another 300 for them to fix it...

>>15008998
Internal stitching is the norm anon, how do you think surgery is done? External stitching is too.
They probably tried to confuse you so you wouldn't make a fuss.

>>15009021
I dunno nigga, im planning on asking for invoice and then negotiating from there.

they recon its my fault for letting the dog run, even tho thats what dogs do...

>>15008610
>98 in a shitbox
good meme

>>15009050
But he put 40psi twin turbo on his Hyundai

>>15009098
How long would that last? half a pull or something?

>>15009028
what did they want you to do?
hog tie the dog once you were home?

>>15009134
I'd say it might take about 1psi

>>15009146
This. They are dumb af.
You bring your pet to the vet because they are professionals, and you trust and expect then to use techniques that will hold up after the operation.
Glue is highly likely to come undone on wounds deeper than a superficial cut. It's shoddy technique that ended up costing you more money.

>>15009187
And increased the likelyhood of infection and post surgery mortality.
It's dodgy as hell.

>>15008812
this country is fucked. there are literally less and less jobs, the fucking irony is they always tell young people you're all lazy and don't want to get jobs that DONT EXIST.

I'm a retired boomer and fuck guys, i'm sorry for what my shortsighted and selfish generation did to you cunts.

And even now it makes me sick watching them try and shift the blame to you. Any job there is gets instantly filled by pajeets, it's not like there's employers waiting months to find someone to hire.

>>15009200
>actually want to get a job and have been trying for 3 years
>studied while searching too so im not sitting on my ass
>manage to get a few phone interviews before an in person interview
>never get beyond phone interview
>eventually get feedback
>my employment gap (i.e that i've never had a job) is a concern
>literally went straight into study after highschool while looking for a job and didnt get one then
>the journey has continued for years

Because I've never had a job I can't get a job because I have no experience in having a job.
It's a brilliant logic loop that employers have made.

>>15009208
Get your HR/HC licence it's always good to have that to fallback on when shit goes pear shaped.

Plenty of driving jobs about but you young cunts all think you are above being a truck driver and instead get useless degrees.

>>15009208
It's just bullshit my fellow boomers have made up so they can hire pajeets.

Take 7-11 for example. They hired pajeets en masse and paid them below minimum wage and copped a slap on the wrist compared to how much they saved.

This country has been ruined because we've gone from caring about eachother and mateship to everyone being out for themselves.

I try to do as many selfless acts as possible, but i'm one cunt and it seems like most people have abandoned the values of mateship.

Employers have turned into the literal /pol/ jew meme, it's all about cash cash cash and they have zero social responsibility, the government lets them get away with it and the people have become weak and pussified due to several decades of social conditioning.

We have to be careful of not hurting anyone's feelings and keep getting foreign workers in, because they lie that "aussies won't do the job" which is fucking bullshit.

Aussies will do these jobs, they just don't get a fucking chance to do them because the employers want to be dodgy cunts and not pay fair wages.

It's disgusting.

And they want to hide the fact they're rourting the system, so they blame someone else (young people) when the reality is their own greed is to blame.

This shit happened earlier, i was legit dumbfounded... basically I'm at the car park waiting I'm the only car been there for 5 mins, this couple gets into a car on my left like 1m in front of me. This lady zooms up on the other side of the road, I've already got my indicator on. She starts madly beeping and waving no to me. The car pulls out and i reverse in and shout out, uh I've been here and its on my side of the road. Sorry. This other lady walking past screams at me 'She's a mother ASSHOLE' I parked and yelled out, yeah well she's not my mother and she can learn how to drive
The other lady beeps and yelled at me

in what fucking world did this woman think she had the right to that car park kek

>>15009220
I even tried volunteering at places too. Most said no because regulations and red tape and extreme insurance costs (especially if I got injured) so they refuse to have any volunteers. Even the Salvos wouldn't go near me because of experience + they only seem to have senior citizens now.

>>15009235
what the FUCK

they would not let you volunteer?

tried the SES mate? that shit was genuine fucking fun, if you do it in a country area. you get to help people, do shit the coppers should be doing and have good mates.

only downside is it would not pay, but damn was it fun

>>15009235
>free labor is too expensive now
what the fuck is happening here

Oh look where did the retarded dole bludger reddit cunts come from
Jobs are everywhere. Stop expecting to get handed some dream job with 80k starting and putting no effort in apart from emailing a fucking application, and you'll get one
Literally zero excuses. Centre link job finding shit is zero help either so don't rely on that
Open the god damn newspaper and don't be scared to do work that requires your hands for more than typing on a keyboard or whacking yourself off

>>15008495
>those stupid reverse T intersections at 4:03
I hate those things

>5:40
Ipswich Motorway represent

>>15009251
List some jobs for us then m8. Some that require no experience at all.

>>15009251
Jew detected.

Don't you get it cunt? Aussies are willing to do these jobs, but we want to be paid minimum wage at the least.

You are a piece of fucking shit for asking we accept below minimum wage. And i have a job, but they're right. It took me 8 months of looking to find one, while employers hire indian cunts left and right to work for half what i will.

>>15009251
Found the employer

Keep trying to defend not hiring Australians because you have to pay us minimum wage.
We're happy to work, but we're not slaves.

>>15009257
Literally any labor Job in construction
Dead shits with zero tools and zero experience get hired by the company i work for all the time and they just walk around doing fucking all for 20/hour. They are beyond useless and better off not even being on site but they still get hired. Maybe because they open the newspaper and do more than email a half assed application

>>15009251
Whenever you go into an interview for one position, there's always 20 or 30 applicants.

There's always fucking less jobs than there are candidates, because of all the god damn imported visa workers.

There will always be unemployed people, simply because you can't make jobs appear out of thin air.
What the fuck are they supposed to do?

>>15009269
I'd love to know where you work

>>15009260
>>15009263

Stop trying to find work scrubbing toilets and flipping burgers then, bottom feeding cunt rag

>>15009269
hate to break it to you mate but they got in because they know the boss. that's why they get away with being deadshits.

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>>15009272
>went in for first interview of 3 interviews
>told there are 60 other applicants for this one job
>didnt make it to second level
>told later that group interview was 10 applicants at one time, then the same the next few days with different groups
did the population increase suddenly or what? how are there so many unemployed and so few jobs?

>>15009275
Laughable. So you're first raging at them because they apparently want "80k" and now when they say they're happy with just minimum wage, you tell them to find a "better job".

Get your fucking head out your ass. There are simply less jobs than applicants. Naturally, not everyone gets through because they can't just make more jobs.

>>15009272
> there's always 20 to 30 applicants
TOP FUCKIJG KEK sure thing
keep blaming your failure of being anythijg other than a motivationless sack of shit on the big bad foreign workers and take actual initiative

>>15009275
Flipping burgers isn't terrible money, but you have to be 15 to get hired

>>15009281
because non australians are getting these jobs.

>>15009287
You fuckwit, i'm retired and was employed for over 50 years.

You're incapable of even spelling, so fuck off if you can't understand basic economics such as supply and demand.

There is a short supply and yet high demand for jobs.

>>15009274
Fantasy Island

>>15009276
They don't know the boss
Keep up with your reddit tier dole bludger uni dropout bullshit though

>>15009291
Hey dude, don't lie about your age on 4chsn to try and back up your reddit tier bullshit "I can't find a job it's so hard wash waah"

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I have discovered the true /dat/ theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE1HDSipRxU

There were two unadvertised jobs I managed to find and applied for both. Only 9 other applicants since it spread from people that worked there to friends. They've hired one and they're waiting to see how he goes, so after that I've only got to be better than the other 8 and I might just be in with a job.

I won't be holding my breath for this one though.

>>15009274
Sydney :^)

>>15009293
It's obvious you're trolling.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-18/fact-check-were-300000-jobs-created-in-2015/7135894

Here, enjoy reading some statistics.

>300k new jobs created and instantly snatched up.
>400k people turned working age or migrated here
>100k people unemployed BECAUSE NO JOBS

I have no doubt there are some dole bludgers who use these legit facts as an excuse, but the reality is there is a shortage of jobs and it affects people who genuinely want to work.

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>>15009299
wrong, its this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g

>>15009307
fuck off dave

>>15009304
300k openings, less than 400k job seekers (vast majority of immigrants stay on welfsre at their own will for first 5 years living here, countless 18 year olds stay on newstart because they are bums), doesn't quite fit the 30 applications per 1 opening bullshit you reddit cunts are spewing

>>15009235
I Had the same bullshit problem when I was trying to work off unpaid fines through a work development order. The guy managing this Salvation Army kept saying he's worried about insurance and was making it difficult. I understand they must have a lot of idiots coming through there asking to volunteer.

Ended up getting a job and just paid it using cash. Having the WDO was useful for suspending my payments though.

>>15009297
I don't have any problem finding a job since i won't ever need to work again, due to investments.

That does not mean i can't witness what's happening to the younger generations. Greed has taken hold of this country and what little jobs there are (due to shit being shipped overseas) are getting snapped up by indians.

7-11 is a prime example of just one of many corporations doing this. They were recently busted employing them EN MASSE and not paying minimum wage, specifically not hiring aussies because it would "cost too much".

Or every fucking call center for every company being full of indians who's accents you can't understand. Tried ringing telstra recently?

So yea, how fucking dare my fellow australians ask for minimum wage for a job well done.

As far as i'm concerned you're trolling, so this discussion's over. But take a long hard think about what kind of attitude you're pushing. You're literally shilling for anti-australian companies that pay very little tax and try and employ as few aussies as possible.

Disgusting.

>>15009307
>jimmy and his band promised a /dat/ theme song but never delivered
He will one day, r-right guys?

>>15009314
Haha, your only argument is "reddit".

Guess what, this is not /pol/ and your shit tier logical fallacies won't fly here. Fuck off if you can't produce any statement of worth, you corporate shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddaSYKhXBdM

Australia is cuck fucked. We are being bought out by the chinese and jobs taken by the indians. Multiculturalism is the future amirite

>>15009316
>i won't ever need to work again, due to investments

the real Jew here is found

How many houses do you own and keep vacant just for negative gearing and jacking up rent/house orices

>>15009316
7-11 is a new company and never had a mainly white work force, and never will
Fuck off you retarded lying reddit cunt rag and take your misplaced hate Boner with you. Every young person I know ( a god dawn shot load) has zero problem finding well paying and stable work, be they from a little country town or a major city

> I say you're a troll so no more talk
Typical reddit fsggot tactic

>>15009316
Not the boomer anon but here's source.

http://www.baka.com.au/business/workplace-relations/7eleven-investigation-exposes-shocking-exploitation-of-convenience-store-workers-20150828-gja276.html
http://www.baka.com.au/business/telstra-slashes-411-jobs-from-across-australia-20151029-gkmect.html
mams.rmit.edu.au/rchwibm3ybwtz.ppt
http://www.baka.com.au/business/the-economy/which-of-australias-biggest-companies-are-not-paying-tax-20151216-glpl3a.html

Read these, it will make you fucking sick. Good boomer anon is 100% right, they are outsourcing all jobs, refusing to hire aussies and dodging tax. If our government had any balls they would crack the whip on them, but they're bought off.

Fuck it, I might push harder for a job. I'll cut through the front desk shit and try to see a manager. I however don't know what I'd say but still, a bold move like that is a good start right?

>>15009330
>>15009329
2 morons still unable to link source for their claims while we've linked multiple.

Laughable, you know anyone reading this sees you all for what dumb cunts you are, right?

>>15009330
>Anecdotal evidence

Sorry mate, we've provided credible source for these companies refusing to employ australians and tax dodging.

You are un-australian, get the fuck out.

All these fags in this thread who are too dumb to get a HR/HC licence.

Plenty of driving jobs about, you cunts are just useless fucks.

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>Going out into the real workforce soon
>This thread is killing me
Low skilled jobs in factories is still a thing right? I'm not wasting my money by getting a forklift license.

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>mfw cucks will complain about no jobs, then vote labor

>>15009337
What claims am I making exactly? Keep crying about jobs not falling into your lap even though any person with the slightest bit of actual initiate can find employment in any part of the country (except maybe nimbin etc) with moderate effort
I know this from personal experience as well as experience from countless others I know

Piss off to reddi and link abc articles to the other dole bludging shit cunts while playing circle jerk

INNOVATION AND ENTREPRENEURSHIP

MAKE SOME MORE JOBS YOURSELVES CUNTS

>>15009355
>2106
voting
Just draw a flamikng dong

>>15009329
Two, one for me and one for my kids.

My investment is my health food store, in which i employ ONLY australians since i actually give a fuck about this country still and don't care more about profit.

Yes, i could outsource and make $$$ but i have enough already, i would rather employ hard working aussies.

I find it funny how all your arguments are slurs calling aussies lazy, or promoting companies that tax dodge, or "reddit".

You really are an un-australian piece of filth who still does not get it, but you will when this country further slips into the shit.

>>15009353
Yes, it's not like there are no jobs. We never claimed that.

There's just substantially less jobs than there are candidates, so you will have to fight hard for it.

If we were not outsourcing everything, it would be a different story.

>>15009355
I know bro, I know.
Or they vote the greens because MUH ENVIRONMENT.

>>15009336
>I'll cut through the front desk shit and try to see a manager.
no wonder you're not getting anywhere
always speak to the top dog
don't ever go through lower staff members they will bin your resume as soon as you leave
>but anon how do you know this
because I've fucking watched people do it

>>15009357
>I know this from personal experience
I was on the fence, but they've all provided actual statistics and all you have is anecdotal evidence.

Either you're trolling or have a vested interest here mate, either way i'm going to have to side with them. You make me fucking sick, shilling for interests that go against Australia.

Your arguments are pathetic and consist only of insults, no source and anecdotal evidence which is useless.

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>>15009276
This is bullshit.

Some maybe but they wouldn't be advertising would they? Like the other guy was saying, there's always driving jobs as well

>>15009363
>health food store, in which i employ ONLY australians since i actually give a fuck about this country
What state? I'll apply right now if we're in the same state. Totally serious too since it sounds good.

>>15009373
Same. Some have binned it right in front of me.

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>>15009375
S A D B O I S

Cucks complaining about 50 other applicants must be going in for sales jobs or something like that which doesn't require experience.

Fuck that

>>15009251
There are more unemployed people than there are vacancies in Australia. It's mathematically impossible for this country to have a 0% unemployment rate at this point in time.

>>15009331
fucking wordfilter lmao

>>15009363
what boomermobile do you own?

>>15009345
Oh no 711 employs pakis so this means no white Australian can get a job!!

Kill yourself dole bludger

>>15009353
Yes they are plentiful. Ignore what the dole bludger reddit fags with zero life experience who can only regurgitate green party propaganda have to say

>>15009374
They haven't provided anything except for an article saying 711 employs pakis and abc bullshit
No sources for "30 applicants per job opening" and "it's impossible to find employment if you aren't white"

>>15009379
Victoria and NSW.

Won't leave the name here but i'm sure you can find and apply.

>>15009387
Still no source and stop confusing me for other people.

>>15009384
None, sadly. I had a XB falcon but it got wrecked.

>>15009383
And yet it's still possible to find employment with little to moderate effort! Amazing isn't it?

Storeman/Packer is a good zero skills job and pays 33k-53k a year

i mean come on, thats pretty good for cunts who would not of finished year 9

>>15009393
Source for what exactly? That it's possible to find a job if you are white? Seriously cunt just kill yourself

If I sucked 12 dicks today and Ramadamohamahed sucked 5 who went to 7-11 to buy a chicken pie?

>>15009394
Except it's not. There are some jobs, but you don't get them handed to you, you have to fight hard for them.

And we would have more if not for immigrants and outsourcing.

>>15009398
source for your fucking claims 'Everyone has a job or they're not trying'

Because it's STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

You have nothing.

>>15009399
You'd have to ask the guy who drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.

>>15009393
coupe? sorry for your lots

>>15009399
already works at 7/11 so he could just eat a chicken pie while he's on the clock

>>15009405
but this'll be the day that he dies

>>15009402
> it's not possible to find employment
Yeah okay sure thing, dole bludger

You're a hopeless loser who will never get anywhere in life if all you can rely on is articles and statistics instead of actual life experience. Enjoy staying on the dole while I can get a job anywhere in the nation at the age of 21 without even showing them my resume.

>>15009415
Yea we know you're trolling now mate.

Not even funny though, because you're most likely a dole bludger yourself.

>>15009373
>tfw I used to have a little pile of resumes that I would hand to my boss directly and he would put then in the corner for 3 months before throwing them out

>>15009418
Mhmm okay buddy
Call me a troll because you don't like what I say

Like I said, enjoy being unemployed because you either chase 'dream jobs' or generic dead shit retail work every cunt and his dog applies for just so they can keep getting welfare

Threw my new-to-me soft-top on the other day, cleaned out the car inside and out, a lot happier with it atm. Desperately need some new wheels/tyres though.

>>15009429
Most of us have jobs, we just feel for our fellow aussies who get fucked because there's not infinite jobs, you corporate cocksucker.

>Hurr there's an infinite supply of jobs and money!!

You sound like a fucking labor voter, let's also bring in more immigrants right?

This baby boomer troll seems very similar to the Victorian police troll

fuck this thread. bring on 310 so we can talk about cars again

>>15009353
>I'm not wasting my money by getting a forklift license.

That's why you get a HR/HC licence, fucken heaps of driving jobs as too many young cuntys think drving a truck is beneath them.

Its an autists dream, you hardly interact with anyone and you can make your own fap caves every night.

>>15009440
>p plater
Unless I'm wrong, its not happening

>>15009437
Victorian police "troll" was actually proven legit. Full timestamped badge and cop gear and some tickets (with shit blurred out)

Why the fuck are we arguing about jobs though, this is a car board.

>>15009436
I don't feel for people who cry on the Internet because they can't get a job at the hipster clothes store in Westfield

The labor voters are the reddit dole bludging shit cunts, try again

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>>15009446
Oh yes the fake badge photo he had posted countless times the last 8 months

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>>15009449

>>15009443

It's fine anon, I was driving road trains by the time I was 19. See quite a few P plated semis/tippers about.

Company I work for just put on two 19yo's straight outta truck driving school with no experience.

Just drive tippers,be a mud carter or haul hotmix.

>>15009447
Mate, you've posted nothing but anecdotal evidence in the face of cited sources showing a disparity between available jobs and candidates.

No cunt here thinks it's impossible to get a job, but we do believe jobs are limited.

If you're incapable of discussing /o/ and incapable of spewing anything but "reddit" you need to fuck off.

>>15009454
Have you lurked? He also posted a bunch of tickets he issued, an inside from his car.

He's legit police, the only question is if he is trolling about being corrupt.

>>15009220
>Take 7-11 for example. They hired pajeets en masse
The franchises are owned by pajeets or chinks, they'll always hire their own kind or some other third-worlders who don't know they're being exploited and will just bend over and take it like they would back home.

>>15009219
>Get your HR/HC licence it's always good to have that to fallback on when shit goes pear shaped.
This, thinking of doing it myself soon. Interesting to learn and something I can use to try and find short-term work if everything goes to shit.

>>15009228
>Sorry.
don't apologise when you're not in the wrong, just invites cunts to go mental over trivial shit

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>>15009456

>>15009454
That badge was legit, plus he posted way more shit. How new are you?

>>15009456
>>15009449
Promised videos when?

>>15009458
For real? I'm going to look into it then. My dream is to be a truckerfag jerking off in my own little towel tent and shitposting on the chins

>>15009464
Go visit every repco in adelaide asking for MX5anon, then hold his car at ransom for the videos

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>>15009434
pix

>>15009469
Is that you MX5 guy?

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>>15009465
For real nigga

>>15009456
what the shit happened

>>15009470
I'm not the SA mx5 guy, i'm the guy with NSW rego in melba, went to the first melba meet.

>>15009228
I park in those parents with prams spaces and give no fucks, but my car is a right shitter so IDGAF if some butthurt menopausal bitch keys it.

>>15009470
nsw plate yes anon clearly it is me mxx5 anon

>>15009461
MX5anon sure knows how to torch a car for best effect.

Wish he would do mine so I can claim too.

>>15009459
> cited sources showing a disparity between available jobs and candidates
Yes of course, but no where near the claimed figures of "30 applicants per 1 opening"
still doesn't mean it's impossible to find a job. And anecdotal evidence is worth more than you think fuck face. After all finding employment varies from person to person, this isn't a communist society where you line up and are pushed into a position when your card is called

> zero experience in field I was trying to find work in
> moving to New city
> ring up a handful of employers and set up interviews for the week
> go with first employer I met
>have rest of the employers calling me daily for two weeks asking if I'm still interested
and talking to the other employees it was made clear that half competent workers are in such high demand that they can pretty much ask any price they want and get it

losers should stop trying to work for platypus shoes or the lad clothes shop

>>15009474
meme arrow edition:
>jimmys first astra broke
>he bought a second astra and didnt even sell the first one lmao
>car was bought on ebay for dirt cheap
>car caught fire at one of the last /dat/ meets
>a bro at the meet bought him a beer and drove him home
>jimmy posted about his new subaru
>anons found hes selling the subarau and its shitting smoke suddenly
>the countdown begins
>bonus lulz: the CFS asked if the astra was his girlfriends

>>15009458
>>15009472
What state mate? Here in SA you need to have held your fulls (Class C) for a year.
http://mylicence.sa.gov.au/my-heavy-vehicle-licence/light-or-medium-rigid-vehicle
Someone might be able to read it better. The levels of license get confusing

>>15009449
the jerry cans get me every time
was it a legit accident or did jimmy really do an insurance job?

>>15009497
Legit accident. Car was knocking bad at victor and leaking oil from the rocker cover, dumped some oil in to 'help' (got rid of the noise). On the way back I came across jimmy and MX5anons on the side of the road with the astra just going up.

Luckily his spare rocker cover gasket survived so he has it for the new astra

>>15009508
Did you take video of it or was it MX5s friend?

I wonder how the other Astra is going though. He up and vanished from here after he got that Subaru.

>>15009495
QLD, but I got my licence over 10 years ago before the cuckening began.


Still by looking at this http://mylicence.sa.gov.au/my-heavy-vehicle-licence/heavy-rigid-or-heavy-combination
If you didn't fuck around and got your licence as soon as you could, like a real man would. You can be driving semi's at 19.

>>15009511
Nah, I was on a bike. MX5anon and friend got all the pictures bar the "Oops" one, since my phone was dying I couldnt see the screen and the hilarious placement of jerry cans until someone here pointed it out

>>15009511
i wonder if he'll show up at the meext next weekend

>>15009511
Didnt he move?

>>15009525

>>15009531
Nah he's still here. The Subaru ad was posted by falcunt a few weeks back and the Astra ad is still up.

8roper, 8roper, 8roper
I call upon the blessed MX5anon to enter this thread, or his friend to poke him on steam

Will you be making an appearance with the bimmer or goonmachine?

>>15009537
10/10

>>15009525
I hope so, I want his hot 8 roper load all over my baby face.

>>15009541
One of these days you're going to make me become the thing I hate most, an unnecessary tripfag

>>15009490
wrong

>>15009603
That is what happened though dude.

>>15009586
Bannanna Bike Boy You Need To

TRIP
R
I
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>>15009490
that was the best thread in dat history.

>>15009490
>bonus lulz: the CFS asked if the astra was his girlfriends
That's great, think they were serious or just hanging shit on him?

>>15009586
You're a faggot, should have just went full tripfag first.

You brought it upon yourself

>>15009641
They were probably serious and thought his gf would be pissed at him. I can't say I blame them though, it was a blue Astra convertible after all...

>>15003847
>morphett vale
Fuck off

>>15009684
nobody else has a problem with it. its your fault for living so far away cunt.

>>15008021
Is this any good mate? Thinking of getting one.
>>15009686
Nah, you're all likely to just be derros

>>15009696
>implying we all live there
we're meeting there since its close to the hills and close to the beaches.

>>15009703
Fairo. Gorge Road and the east is what I'm used to. Can't wait to get my own car and come to a meet.

>>15009721
when are you getting one mate?

>>15009724
I'm fuckwit that doesn't have his P's from a while ago. Smashed my final drive on Friday. Not gonna buy a car immediately cos my birthday is under a month out and I may as scrape some extra cash out from that.

>>15009737
good idea. got any cars in mind?

>>15009696
>Is this any good mate? Thinking of getting one.
Yeah, solid car all round, just make sure you at the least get the 3L NA or the 2.5L turbo, otherwise it's a bit too sluggish.

Also check for the usual Scub meme problems.

>>15009747
Liberty or Outback. Maybe an Integra or an impreza hatch. Wanted an xr6 desu but can't afford the combo for fuel+insurance

>>15009753
Cheers mate. Was gonna go with the 3.0 NA

have a heap of family shit about to go down in the next couple of weeks. my cars shit itself so I've been borrowing one from another family member but they'll need it back. I can't buy another car until I sell mine but no one wants a shitbox. don't want to send it to the wreckers because it's not a total pile of shit.
what the fuck do I do?

>>15009775
Put it up for sale and pray some poor bastard buys it.

Miracles happen.

>>15009782
>implying I haven't done that already
I have been trying to sell it but cunts just keep fucking me around.