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ITT: full disclosure.

Your car:
>cobalt ss

Last car you were smoked by:
>FA5
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>Your Car
Mazda 6 2.5L

>Last car you were smoke by
Lexus IS350

My 4cyl did pretty okay, wasn't even mad.
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>>15001431
>not a turbo ss
Upgrade bro supercharged ss is shit
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brz

never been smoked.
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>>15001431
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2013 911

Haven't hit he track yet.
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A4, and an 11 second Nova at the drag strip.
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>>15001431
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>>15001586
Straight lines are tough man, don't worry about it
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>>15001431
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I honestly can't remember the last car to beat me because i generally only race a car if i know i can win.
Although my friend just finished his 300zx tt project and im guessing he wants to remove me from being the fastest in the squad now.
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mine: 93 subaru legacy wagon
"smoked" by: 2010+ BMW 3 series

He overtook me in regular traffic, I was bored so I overtook him back. His road rage kicked in and he zooms off. His road rage hit critical level when my car actually kept up with him the entire time. I would have been smoked by him if his car wasn't an autotragic.
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>>15001431
2004 sc xterra

My buddys 2015 challenger by allot
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>>15001431
>R34 GTR
Last car you were smoked by:
>Cobalt SS
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> Lancer ralliart
> Merceds c class
Was a street race couldn't pick the year
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Your car - C6 corvette, base model

Last car you were smoked by - ~800 whp turbo terminator cobra

Had no idea he was turbod- looked totally stock outside. It was back when I only had exhaust. We did a 70 roll and he pulled a bus length before shutting down. Saw the car the next weekend at a car show, and had a chance to talk to the owner.

I have a blower on the vette now, so even though I don't make quite as much power, I still think it would be a better race.
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Your car:'92 Miata


Last car you were smoked by:
All of them.;_;
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>your car
2005 Mustang GT

>last smoked by
A track prepped civic with no interior
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>>15001431
>Your car
Hyundai Tiburon

>Last car you were smoked by
BMW E36 M3
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>>15001431
>Your car:
CR125 shifter kart
>Last car you were smoked by:
GASS car. I was driving a spec miata at the time but they would have blown past my go kart too if they were allowed on track at the same time. Holy hell those things are fast on the straightaway. Passed me like I was standing still.
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Your car:
>04 cobra

Last car you were smoked by:
>WS6
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1999 acura integra 4dr

smoked by a similar year acura integra 2dr
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>>15001431
>legacy gt wagon
>outback xt
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>my car
2015 WRX

>smoked by
Charger SRT 392
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>>15001431
>Your car:
ford escort

>Last car you were smoked by:
Literally anything on the road newer then a Model T
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>>15001431
Your car:
>stock 96 accord
Last car you were smoked by
>Beemer going 120 down the 405.
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> Your car

02 WRX

> Last car you were smoked by

~06 Audi S5 , 4th gear pull.
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2015 rear wheel drive manual 335i. Smoked by a ZR1 comaro from a stop. Just wanted to see how heard he would pull. It was like I wasn't even moving.
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>>15002584
ZL1*** sorry for n00b typo
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>>15002584
>JB4
I mean you'll never beat the ZL1 but it can be more close.
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MX5 NA
Anything that tried on the straight, so far only a Focus RS in the twisties. God I love sticky tyres.
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335i
c63 amg
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>FR-S
>A FUCKING MINIVAN
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>>15001431
>FA5

But why did you post an FG2?

Also, Cobalt SS is always faster than the Civic Si, unless it's the N/A 06-07 Cobalt SS N/A with the 175 HP 2.4L
The supercharged or turbocharged 2.0L's rape the Si though.
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I never get smoked.

All the roads in my area are one lanes.
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>Your Car
ford taurus sel wagon 2003

>Last car you were smoke by
pretty much any cars.
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>>15001431
>my car
Suzuki Esteem auto wagon (I know)
>last car I was smoked by
R32 GTR (no, really)
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>daily driver 07 mazdaspeed 3
>Ls swapped trailblazer

Other car modded dsm, never been smoked.
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>>15003006
>GSXR250
>A Prius
Admittedly, though still conceding defeat, that guy was squealing both front and rear in and out of corners.
I was impressed. His smile seemed to think the same of himself.
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>>15001472
lol
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>>15003021
I forget GTRs are fairly uncommon outside of Jap and NZ.
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>Your car
2005 corolla SE
>last car you were smoked by
Honda fit
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175 cc dirt biker
civic

i wasnt even trying to race! who are these retards that do this?
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>>15001472
Did u just get the car yesterday?
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>current car
1967 C10 w/modified,cammed 327
>last car to smoke it
I shit you not,it was a Hawkeye STi.I just couldn't launch quick enough,took it up to 70 but if it was to 90 I would have won.At 70,the carbs open up to all 6 barrels.
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Mercedes E350 4Matic

Tesla Model S
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>>15003061
Why would anybody be surprised by you getting beat by a sports car? When u said i shit u not, i expected you to say a kid on a bicycle or some shit...
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My car: 1992 sc400

Car that last smoked me: JDM mark IV Supra
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Whipple terminator

Never happened
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>>15003088
It's a surprise when that truck smokes muscle cars,like Novas and late model Mustang GT's.
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>>15003125
Ya i get that, but a lot of sti's also smoke those cars. Lol. Plus most sti's are modded to an extent...
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Your car:
>Lancer Ralliart

Last car you were smoked by:
>Evo VII

No surprises there.
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Miata

Everything

[spoiler];__;[/spoiler]
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>Your car
F355 spider

>Last smoked by
Two douches in a riced out orange Supra
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>>15003168
What's the retail on one of those?
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>>15003168
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>>15003169
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>>15001431
>Your car
1986 Celica
>Last smoked by:
Kia Picanto 1.1

She wasnt even trying. I was.
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>my car
5th gen celica
>last car I got smoked by
delivery box truck

I cant tell you how slow that thing was
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>cbr250r
>last smoked by a zafira
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>1990 Subaru Legacy
Usually win races against other shit boxes
>got pulled by many lengths by a huge lifted dodge truck
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>>15001472
Lmao
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>08 evo mr


>havent had it long enough to really race anything even remotely similar in power so no losses
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>>15001431
love how butt hurt everyone on this board gets about how good the cobalt ss and friends are
>this obvious bait
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>>15001531
>>15001603
>>15001606
>>15001627
>>15001632
>>15001636

Mad?
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>>15001431
>Toyobaru
>My friend's '92 Corvette
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>Your car
BMW 318 with turbo

>Last car you were smoked by
Porsche Carrera 4S

I don't care if a car is obviously faster, I'll still have a go if the opportunity presents
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>>15005178
it's a good car, but ugly
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Audi A4 B8 2.0T Quattro

Smoked by everyone who's late to work driving in the passing lane.
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>>15001570
You mean your s4 lost to an 11 second nova

My story
Lexus gs400 427rwhp

Got walked by a full bolt on Camaro ss (claimed 12.1 1/4 mile)
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>Fiesta ST
>Haven't been smoked

Although, I've only been challenged by a pickup and a few Civics. I'm not one to bark at bigger dogs.
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>bmw 328xi

ass kicked by a toyota avalon
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>my car
2011 WRX

>smoked by
10th gen Evo (don't know what year)

I know my place now.
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>>15005206
What's the last car you beat?
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Your car:
>1988 5.0 LX

Last car you were smoked by:
>2014 Camaro SS

aint scared, if someone wants to race at the drag strip, im in.
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>>15005217
no its an a4. as fast as a stage 1 s4 though. once i tune for my new meth install i should be knocking on the door of stage 2 s4 times. already trapping at a hair under 109 with mid 12 second ETs.
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>your car
07 Mazda Rx8 (GT/MT)

>last car you were smoked by

40 rolls

04 Acura Tl (MT)
06 Honda Civic (full bolt ons)

at the drag strip

all cars

anyother time

all cars ever
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>Your Car
2001 Audi A6 2.5TDI
>Last car you were smoked by
Some modern BMW on the Autobahn. But the old thing pulled strong to ~135mph.
Aint even mad.
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>>15005845
man, your car is fucking gorgeous and i'm jealous everytime I see it
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2003 Speedriven CL600
Was at the 1/4 strip today

Got smoked by an EK hatch
Thing was running all motor 10s today
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>my car
FG4 civic
>last smoked by
My friends turbo A4. Sucks too because I used to be able to beat him. I need a turbo.
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>>15005925
>EK hatch
>all motor 10s
get outta here, really? ive spent many a street night up at the strip and hear claims like this every single time from the civic crews. someones always got a buddy with a 10 second NA vtec. one time i was talking to a bunch of em lined up right next to me during a track shutdown, and they were talking about their all motor civic and how its going to run 11s. all night i saw the guy running 14s, barely even trapping 3 digits on 110 race fuel. i always just thought they were a myth.
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>v6 chebby montecarlo
>n/a because i'm not a stupid boyracer
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>>15005925
>>15005974
>mfw honda children think it's impressive when they make a completely stripped car that weighs 1,600lbs car run 10s on race gas with a motor that is so high strung and lumpy they have to idle it at 1,500rpm
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>>15005984
i mean, a 10 second car is a 10 second car. children or not, civic or not, thats fucking awesome, and actually pretty damn impressive without FI on such a tiny little motor. its not like most 10 second cars have smooth 700 rpm idles anyway. actually it just sounds to me like youre completely butt blasted from getting your balls pushed in by NA hondas in your area.
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>2016 WRX
>dude on a literbike

Those shits are insanely fast, if you've got a death wish.
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>>15006003
>and actually pretty damn impressive without FI on such a tiny little motor.
No it is not, because
>1,600lbs car run 10s on race gas

Making 150hp/L ceases to be impressive when you are running race gas in a built engine, and 10s cease to be impressive when you're running a completely stripped out, caged drag car with slicks.

I can go to any test and tune night and find a stripped out drag car on slicks running 10s or faster. 10s are impressive for STREET cars, I would be impressed to see a 10 second civic that is remotely streetable, and no I don't mean some technically "street legal" stripped out civic that would fail any inspection in any state where there is one. Hell, even 12s are damn impressive for a fully equipped street car that isn't some sort of exotic. I'll be taking pictures and asking questions when I see a civic pull up to the strip with a full interior and the AC blowing cold before running 12s with no more prep than a drop in tire pressure.

Maybe I'm just jaded because I've spent lots of time at drag strips, but I don't care what kind of car it is, the 10s completely fail to impress me when it's a shell with an engine, racing seats and a cage running race gas and on full slicks.
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>>15006066
so im assuming you have an NA 10 second DD?
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2000 Honda CR-V

Never really raced anyone, but a brand new 370z pulled up behind me at a stop sign and started revving his engine at me. Amused, I revved back and motioned for him to pass me. He gunned it, and I wasn't able to catch up. Was pretty cool.
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>>15005861
Sorry I thought you had an s4 emblem
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>Your Car
'85 mr2

>Last car you were smoke by
hah
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>>15006098
no, i wanted some kind of throwback to the old school ur audis on my car so i replaced my a4 emblems with those. I have some audi motorsport decals and thought about getting the audi quattro windshield banner, but wanted something a lot more subtle. should hold me over until i get around to getting an actual old ur quattro to build up on the side.
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>>15001431
>Your car:
R32 GTR
>Last car you were smoked by:
R32 GTR
>>
>Your car

FA5 (no meme intended) with some mild aftermarket ingredients.

>Last car you were smoked by

cammed 302 from 10 roll. he had about a length on me at 100 mph
>>
My car
> 94 miata
Car smoked me by
> 2015 WRX

it was bad fellas
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Your car:
>07 grand prix GT

Last car you were smoked by:
>'15 GTI
>>
My car: Fiero Formula

Beat by a 4th gen Camaro of some sort. I tried to chase him for some reason and he wasnt having it - there was no way in hell I could keep up.
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2000 GMC Sierra.

FUCKING WHOOPED by my buddies Dakota R/T that has a cam and ported heads
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>Cooper S

>Some fucking A4 i can't remember
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>my car:
2015 Ford Fiesta ST

>his car:
Recent Audi A6

Guy tried to pass me on the right in a bus only lane that had buses parked in it about 300 yards ahead of us. I was in right hand lane, he was behind me, car to my left was blocking left lane keeping up with me. I saw him swing out to pass on the right, he caught me about 2.5k into 3rd gear so I just put my foot on it. He caught up quickly, but not fast enough to get around me before reaching the buses. He dropped back and came up on my left yelling at me as we came up to the next light. I just smiled and waved, then we red light raced from there. He was extremely upset and fucked up his shift into second gear (or did something that made the car over rev and take a while to shift to third). He still got away from me but it was good fun pissing the guy off.
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>>15001431
My car: 2011 Legacy 3.6R

Smoked by: Nothing because I don't race people like some fucking degenerate
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>>15001431
>Your Car
2014 Mustang GT

>Last car you were smoked by
Haven't been smoked yet, but nobody has really tried to race.
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>>15001431
>my car
Acura Integra GSR
>last car you were smoked by
Grand Prix with a V8 (GTP or GXP)
>>
Anyone in so cal? Would love to get a couple runs in with some fellow /o/tists
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>>15009214

If you're trying to get smoked by an FA5 hmu
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>>15009236
Down to get smoked by whomever. Haven't really been able to test my mettle with the new car yet
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>>15006082

Way to miss the point dipshit
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>>15001431

Your car:
>Mini Cooper 2015

Last car you were smoked by:
>BMW 335
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>>15009174
That would be the GXP. The GTP had a supercharged V6
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>>15001431

>my car
E46 M3 stock
>last car I smoked
mustange faggot with a v6 trying to rev at me.
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>your car
2004 Subaru Outback H6 sedan

>last smoked by
2016 wingless STI

I only race other Subarus, really. I keep up with pre-08 WRXs pretty well!
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Your car:
>E32 730 BMW
Last car you were smoked by:
>Honda Accord wagon

This thing is slow, like really fucking slow
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>Your Car
1979 Valiant
>Last smoked by
any car pretty much, but its the faggots who think they're street racing me on a multilaned road while im commuting. The last one was either in a newish Prado or a VT SS who looked back thinking they won the 'race'
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>>15009585
yeah, i didn't get much of his brights. I got on my usual route and when I usually go WOT (as I crest the worst hill on the road - don't go WOT before it), i had to pass a pontiac on the left instead. I got about a car length behind him and he floored it, neither of us lost/gained ground til I got to my turn so I slowed down, popped my brights at him, and turned off.
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>>15009815
>of his brights
of his badging, fuck.
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>>15009815
Those 5.3L LS4 V8's are no slouch, even with FWD.
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>>15009664
it may be slow but i bet it gets more pussy
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>>15011338
nothing gets more pussy than a honda accord wagon. That car was basically engineered for getting pussy
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Just got a volvo v30 t5, still haven't got smoked

Did smoke my friend's mini Cooper s cabrio. Was fun seeing him being salty because of it since it was his first time being smoked in the mini
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2012 Genesis coupe 2.0T

Did a few pulls against a 2016 Mustang 5.0 and got absolutely wrecked, obviously. Mustang driver was cool, we stopped and chatted about each others cars for a minute afterwords.
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>>15001431
own
>06 focus
lost to
>anything with wheels.
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>>15003168

lel noice one
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>>15003099
I'm thinking about buying one of these. Are they decently quick? How does it handle?
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>>15001628
Time to trade up to the v6t now buddy
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>2010 jeep wrangler sport w/ armor and 6spd
>everything on the road thats not bolted to the ground
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>>15002362
Nigga what year escort? I drive a 92 Lx 1.9L auto and I managed to walk on some newish lowered and sticker bombed Volkswagen diesel. All 88hp purring must have given him ptsd
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>>15001431
1987 K5 diesel

Some dude on a bicycle.
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>>15014253
They handle amazingly on stock suspension and everything, just buy decent summers.

Also im faster than most things on the road, especially during highway pulls because of how it's geared.

Would recommend, but try your hardest to get a 1996 or up because they have 40 more hp
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>>15014876
Its a 93 lx wagon with a 1.9L auto. I guess it could beat a lowered car but that is like saying you can beat a retarded kid at math. That being said I did manage to get it up to over 90 mph before on the highway. It started shaking so bad I thought for sure it was going to fall apart and I was going to die.
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>>15001431
>Your Car
Mustang GT 5.0 2016

>Last car you were smoke by
Porsche 911 GT 3 RS.

But on the "Landstraße". We were driving 150-200 km/h.


The Mustang is incredible for this price. It´s pure fun to drive this monster.
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>>15016747
>5L car in yurop
m8 are you a millionaire or something
>>
>me
2000 civic EX
>lost to
2015 Porsche turbo S

Too much wheel spin off the green light.
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