>your little two seater has to go, I can't drive it and

Divorce

Great news. I bought you a car. It has my name on the title and insurance but it's yours! And look, 4 seats. Don't worry about it when my friends refer to it as my winter beater.

>>14968810
No, little max is gonna grow up without a dad

>>14968793
you know when you give me that look all i can think about is fucking you in the ass again, with how you make your mouth look like you loose asshole

what were you saying, you or the car? hookers are cheaper, leave, don't take anything you didn't buy, good luck finding someone that'll put up with your shit and how you look

>sell 2 seater
>buy car with 4 seats but literally zero rear legroom

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>>14968793
I....i have a wife?

>>14968841
Not if you don't sell your roadster mister!

Ford focus St

Nuff said

Buys motorcycle

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>>14968849
Hello darkness, my old friend

>>14968793
okay, goodbye

>>14968793
>I can't drive it

And that's my problem...how?

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>>14968793
But I'm gay

Who are you? What are you doing in my home? You have 30 seconds to get out of my house, or I will shoot.

>>14968793
>I can't drive it
what she really means is that she doesn't want to learn and muscle dystrophy has left unable to step on a clutch.

>>14968904
Because it has that stupid third pedal and I can't put on makeup on the way to the salon!

My dad sold his perfect condition 1969 Chevelle SS for 7k back in '95 when my mom wanted a new Honda Civic.

He went to buy it back last year but it's been appraised for $55k being that it's a rare combination car.

>>14968914
10/10 female answer. Perfectly nonsensical and completely irrelevant to the actual question.

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>>14968810
This, or buy it your damn self.

>>14968793
Who are you?

>>14968914
I swear you guys have never talked to women in your lives. I know so many broads that can drive stick just as well as any male and it's really not that hard. I mean really; I can be smoking and texting if I want to while driving stick it's not a hard skill to learn and any woman can easily put makeup on while driving stick

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We speak your name!

>>14968989
>know so many broads that can drive stick

That's not the point of that post.

> I can be ... texting if I want to while driving

Thank fuck I'm thousands of miles away from you piece of shit.

Golf gti

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>mfw my partner and I have separate cars
>going to get a motorbike soon anyway.

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>>14968793
>forever alone's idea of committed relationship
>>14968989
>I swear you guys have never talked to women in your lives
So much this.

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>>14968793
>in a relationship

zomglulz fuck not being single

Baby with the roll cage and the six point harness and the fire system it's the safest thing around.

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>people on /o/ believe "car for sale" excuses
I would love to sell you guys some magic beans.

>>14968793
Bitch, I don't even know you. How'd you get in here? Get out of the house before I call the cops and my boyfriend comes home.

Fucking faghags man...

>>14968793
car, i choose you.

anyone who gives me an ultimatum, i give them the door.

>people on /o/ don't believe this is true

In one way or another your bitch will ask you to put your car as last priority. you will spend no time or money on it IF she lets you keep it.

finding one that lets do what you want is a miracle

>>14968793
Fuck off cunt. Move your safe space somewhere that isn't this house.

>>14969187
then i have an ugly ginger miracle

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>>14968793
Get fucked, Cunt

>>14968793

Go back to r9k

>>14968793
The answer seems so obvious. If the car is important to you and you let her take over like that you'll just die inside. No vag is worth that.

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>>14968793

>Not already owning a high powered RWD Sedan

>>14968989
Driving stick doesn't refer to your daddy's tube steak, m8.

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This woman told me to get rid of my Miata or she was leaving me. I said good riddance. A 9 year old Miata is forever! In 9 more years it will be an 18 year old rusty Miata, while she will just be a super hot MILF!

>>14968933
>that gif
so much win. If she can hit like a man, she should take a hit like a man.

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>>14969187
girl here (inb4 autists who need to lurk moar start spewing wrong board memes) and i've actually had the reverse.

My last BF thought i hooned too hard and my car was too unsafe.

>>14969460
Panties or GTFO

bye bitch

>>14969424
She was probably implying you to get something less homosexual instead of a hairdresser car Miata.

>>14968989
1. My mom
2. Danica Patrick (hardly)

That's literally all the women in the world can can drive stick.

>>14969460
How on earth is that relevant?

>>14969460
you probably did and it probably was.

90% of the people on this board can't drive for shit and own ricemobiles I don't know why you would be an exception.

>>14968810
>your name on the insurance
Uh oh

>>14968989
>women can drive stick
>every woman friend I know bitches when I go over 3krpm driving
>but anon you need to shift sooner or you'll wreck the car!

>>14969898
Those sound like some lippy 4th graders anon.

>>14969424
>implying she's not going to age faster and look worse than a miata 9 years down the track

>>14969460
>that backpedalling picture
Tits or gtfo exists because your gender is never relevant and using it to gain power or lend weight to your words on an anonymous imageboard makes you an attention whore. Get out. But before you do, post tits.

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>>14968929

>>14968841
holy shit that pepe looks like Itsuke

>>14968793
Who are you and why are you claiming to be my girlfriend/wife?

Leave now.

>>14969460
tits or gtfo

>>14969101
exactly.
>being a europoor who only gets issued (with thanks) one car by their government

>>14968793
She's got that sexy librarian thing going for her. And just look at how tight that mouth is! Fuck yeah baby, sure whatever you want! It's just a car. It will be shit in 7-10 years.

>>14969460
>it was only to preserve anonymity in the start!
>then the newfags started saying it and now it's okay for us to not be anonymous on an anonymous image board >:(
show tits you fucking slut

we didn't care if you were a girl or not and you posting that pic makes me think that you knew that already, but you mentioned it anyway

>>14968793
>You're stuff's already packed, and I DID fuck your sister.

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>>14968793
But i don't have a 2 seater.

I FAKED ALL THOSE ORGASMS. I PULLED OUT AND SPIT ON YOUR BACK

>>14969001

What's with millennials and all the pearl clutching cognitive dissonance?

A person that can't handle texting while driving is hazardous regardless of what they're doing; can you seriously not imagine a safe manner to go about that? How do you think cops go mach 4 while working a computer and a radio, magic? You chucklefucks gonna cry about removing radios and manual gearboxes because it's distracting? The character traits of your generation are like Danny DeVito in Twins, the leftover genetic crap.

>>14970052
>trusting complete strangers to not t-bone you while looking at their cell phones
I'm gonna have to pass on that one, sarge

>>14970052
https://safeblog.org/2016/03/18/the-myth-of-multi-tasking-micro-macro-meta/
ehh what ever
you thin out your concentration and take risks on last known state

>>14968793
>not being able to afford a bitchbox for your woman
ishiggydiggy.gif

>>14968793
>your little two seater has to go
No it doesn't.

>I can't drive it
It's MY car, it's not for you anyway.

>it's not safe
Doesn't matter to you, you're not driving it.

>we need something more practical!
Your boring-ass car is practical.

>It's me or the car!
Bitch, you knew about my hobbies when we got together. You liked the car. You liked riding in it. Now you've changed.
It's your attitude, or it's you. Car's cheaper than you anyway.

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>tfw her dad was a race car driver, and she's into cars

>>14968793
If you don't want to drive any of my 2 seaters I have plenty of 4 and 5 seaters that you can try.

>>14968869
Divorce will follow as you spend every dime on new turbos three times a year.

>>14968793
Remember when my grandma told my gramps to get rid of his Plymouth Duster because of reasons. Apparently it was a limp wristed sissy car.

She drove a blown Dodge Dart Swinger herself for the longest time as she was the mechanically savvy one and my gramps bought himself a Plymouth Fury after the Duster.

>>14968906
Hah 2 of my ex bf's have disliked my daily driven rally car (and also hate how just about every weekend I'm away from home working on it at the local car club club garage)

>>14969424
miata running costs
>$300 a year plus gas
that woman's running costs
>$40,000 a year, and that's just on luxuries

>>14969460
>implying anonymity only pertains to /b/

Tits or gtfo

>

>>14969460
Show us where you piss from love, or fuck right off

>>14968793

Why the hell would I be married to problem glasses?

Why would I be with a woman who wasn't a responsible enough adult to own her own vehicle in the first place?

>>14968793
Bye

Any woman willing to shit on your hobby isn't worth a damn. Chicks giving ultimatums is a 1 way street to get the fuck out of my house.

>>14969460
Your gender is completely irrelevant in 99.9% of cases, so either don't mention it or post tits and gtfo

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>Ara ara~ Anon-kun, your two-seateru is so kakkoii, take me for a drive down the Touge!

>>14968793
The last woman who dared to look at me with that face was a fucking waitress because I asked some friend of hers to move so I could have enough room for my fiance's family to all sit together. I basically laughed in her face then my father-in-law left her like a $50 tip.

>>14968793
Oh hey, it's my ex! After choosing the car and kicking her out, she's now forever dating an unemployed methhead loser, while I'm happily married to someone who likes riding in my car and appreciated my hobbies.

Always choose the car.

>>14968793
God damn does it feel good not having an overbearing GF. Short of cheating, I can do no wrong with my girl.

>abandoning a good car for bad pussy

Anon, if she doesnt understand it youre better off alone with a tube o jello and some torrents of JAV. Only a beta would comply to a bitch.

>>14968793
Goodbye.

>>14969950
Damn it that made me laugh harder than it should've

>>14970770
Btw that's a man

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>>14970129
>Car's cheaper than you anyway
now that's a sure fire way to get her to shut the fuck up or leave

>>14968793
See ya.

>>14968793
>not DDing a lifted SUV
>sharing a car

By Felicia!


Who would marry some cunt without her knowing where you stand on cars. If she can't deal with you having hobbies either dump the bitch, or hack her to pieces when she tried to take half your shit.

TL;DR Keep your pimphand strong as hell

>>14969460
i REALLY dont care

>>14972919
We aren't all rich

>>14973566
Lifted SUVs can be had for a couple grand. If your wife can't afford her own shit box you're both beyond poor and probably crackheads.

i make it clear over and over that im into cars and i WILL own quite a few so they have to accept that

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>>14968793
>being with women who force you to get rid of your shit

Nigga, control your bitch. If you don't, you are going to end up paying child support with children that aren't yours

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>>14968793
>buy a more "practical" car
>its a manual

>>14973733
But they aren't safe, what if I tip it!

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Me today to wife

> Welp I just emptied my bank account on Fiat parts
> wife: Oh wow what did you buy?
> Parts for the interior, I'm redoing it
> wife: awesome thats so exciting! :) Its going to look so nice!


Srsly , if you don't each set aside money to spend without scrutiny and you don't have a good Christian wife then you have failed.

>>14968989
this must be bait, women are fucking ditzy careless idiots who i wouldnt trust with a pencil sharpener, most of them cant even drive an automatic car, i work as a valet i see alot of shit, women should not drive.

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>>14968929
My condolences to your dad.

>>14968793
>It's me or the car
Bye.

>>14974181
>fiat parts
why are you wasting money like that?

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Honey, I'm home! Guess what? I just got my promotion, and they gave me a much bigger bonus than expected! You know how you wanted a new hatchback? Well I got you this one!

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>>14968793
OK I chose the car, it's not like we're married lol

>>14974634
>it's too fast and dangerous! What if it gets stolen or someone kills me trying to steal it?!

>>14974181
>fiat
but why? if you're buying an italian nightmare mobile it should at least be something nice.

>>14969460
Let's see those big ol milkers baby

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>>14968793
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you're all doing it wrong.

>>14968793
A real man would never have a wife that tells you what to do.

Tell her to shut the fuck up her opinion is worthless and get back in the kitchen.

>>14975278
t. lonely driver

>>14975291
t. cuck/roastie

>>14975307
t. edgelord

>>14974916
That's where you're wrong! It's got loads of computerized systems that do all the safety driving things for you! It's even got two gearboxes, just in case!
And remember, you signed a prenup!

>>14975313
>it's still too fast anon I can't feel safe because it jumps when I tap the pedal!

>>14975241
What are we doing wrong smart guy

>>14968793
K lol see ya

>>14968793
kthxbai

I gotta give my ex some credit, she was cool with my love of cars. She interfered and fucked with it in her own ways, but she even loved working on cars herself. Too bad she was fucking nuts in like every other way.

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>>14968793
>It's me or the car!

>>14975241
That's rich, coming from a Canadian robot.

>>14968793
How about you go fuck yourself and give me head.
I'll get a goddamn C-Max at some point.

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>>14975241
>replying to every fucking post

>>14969101
>partner
kys please

"no"

>>14969101
>partner

>>14968793
See ya.

>>14969898
>gf owns Suzuki Splash (85 hp 1.0L spacy practical shitbox for old people)
>hypermiles the fuck out of it after I explainer her how to
>shifts at 2K RPM
>dem delishus 20km per liter/45 empeegees

>her mom drives one time
>is used to a T4 Volvo
>'damn this thing is slow'
>revs to 6.5K RPM in Every. Single. Gear
>mileage instantly reduced to 14kmpl/ 30mpg

>>14975667
I have never seen a girl "tap" a pedal. To them it seems like pedal = switch.

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>>14970018
Fuck anon I'm dying

>>14968793
t. Someone that doesn't exist

>>14975667
I'd just hire someone to mess with the TPS sensor once she uses her key. Pedal to the floor = 25-30% throttle, untill I swap keys and put mine in, then it's back to full theottle again.

>>14975313
But it only has two doors! How can it fit little Kyle, Jeremy, Mohammed, and Tracy?

>>14981643
Why would you let in a terrorist.
wait
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE ISIS WOMEN SPIES THE DAILY MAIL TELLS ME ABOUT? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>14981974
It was tyrones kid but he ran off.

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same color and model as mine. just different tires and i have 100 percent more rust.

still, i'd rather drive this around then a pleb car. they dont have very much. it reminds me of learning to drive with a old late ass chevy blazer.

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>>14968793
Why do robots come to this board again? You'll never afford a car or talk to a girl, so what exactly is the point of a thread like this?

I've never had a girl try to get me into a different car, but most younger women really don't like my Miata. Too noisy, bumpy, small, unsafe, cold, etc.

Older women love it. Like 50 and over for some reason.

>>14969187
I'm lucky then. She's looking forward to having her own Skyline project car eventually.

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>>14968793
>be me
>want to buy MX-3 as first car
>show picture to gf
>she responds with "nice"
Never letting her go, lads.

>>14985007
She doesnt give a fuck, you know that right

>>14985007
update when you buy it, interesting car

>>14985202
Will do.

>>14975241
>pay attention to meeeeee
>I have a triiiiiip
>I have a naaaaaame
>I'm going to quote every post in the threeeeaaad
>looook at meeeeee
>loooooook aaaaat meeeeeeeee

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>>14985007
buy a mazda lantis.

fun as fuck with the 2.0l v6.

>>14985243
I don't think we ever got that model with the V6 where I live, or at least I can't find any for sale.
There's a fair few MX-3s around though, and about half of them have the 1.8l V6.

>>14968793
Jesus I'm just going to go turn myself over to the cops. With the way you are acting its pretty obvious I married a child.

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>let gf drive 35 year old shtibox
>anon it's loud and crazy
>2 months later
>she drives a family member's new car
>complains non stop she can't hear the car
>steering and brakes are too soft etc
>anon can i just keep driving your car


so on that note which cars you guys think she should buy $3-5k with driving feel and auto kek

Supercharged station wagon

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>>14968793
>It's me or the car!
Bye

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>>14968793
jokes on u its a 3 seater :^)

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>woman logic

There's two seats in the back. You just counted the number of doors.

>>14970204
Anon post rally car? Rally is my favorite motorsport and being an underweight twink is my specialty. If I got a bf with a modified car I would succ everyday to drive it

>>14985007
go for it
i miss my mx3

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>>14968793
Pussy is a hell of a drug tho
Why not something like this?

>>14969187
Ha

My wife just bought her SN95 poorstang back from her parents because she loved it so much.

Her dad has a mint 1985 IROC that he's had since new; she "gets it", and I'm happy that I get to spend my time in the garage, fixing things up.

I'll sell the Mustang at the end of this summer, make $2-3k on it, and probably buy some sensible winter car (WRX, most likely); then, I'll teach my wife to drive a stick with it.

We're car people. It is what it is.

>>14980393
>throttle position sensor sensor

>>14968793
my money, my car. go buy your own.

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>>14968793

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>tfw women and beta cuck numale faggotrons are ruining everything I love

They've already fucked comics and they're doing their damndest to fuck vidya and guns. I'm just wondering how much time is left before they try and infect cars/motorcycles with their bullshit.

>>14987305
This isn't a new phenomenon at all. Women have been interfering with men owning cars for almost as long as they have been around.

>>14970000
Nice Quads

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ok

>>14968793
Ill take the car and go get a gearhead fuccboi.

>>14971192
Good enough for me

>two seater
Who the he'll actually drives one of those

>>14986921
Cue audi shitstorm

>>14987903
OH MY GOOD WHAT DID THEY DOOO
NOTHING IS RESPONDING AND MY CURSOR IS STUTTERING TO EVEN MOVE
>can hear voice chat for some reason