>hear lifter tick >check oil >empty >oil at rear

On the plus side, you found the problem and fixed it.

sounds like a personal problem, pistoncuck

I've got 99 problems but a valve aint one

Week before:
>finish work
>go to start car
>dead battery
>friend and I go buy battery and a $5 wrench
>battery is an inch taller than the last
>figure I'll just use it to get to store and exchange
>put negative terminal on, go to tighten it
>fumble wrench and drop it on positive
>melts the terminal a little bit, can't swap it any more
>ohwell.jpg
>positive lead is too big for positive terminal
>battery strap doesn't fit any more because it's taller
>spend an extra $20 making my non exchangeable battery fit

Why guys.....

>changing old as seized spark plugs
>all four of them give me a new injury

>oil change
>remove plug
>drain
>insert plug
>insert full synthetic oil
>slowly drips out from the plug because you didn't use a new washer

>>14962127
Should have left it and taken it easy on the drive home

>>14962147
>tfw washer built into the plug

>>14962094
>cat & exhaust seal broke
>$600 repair
THATS 10% OF MY CARS VALUE

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>tearing down a dirt road with a mate in my shitbox
>do a handbrake turn around a corner like a stupid cunt
>bang my bottom panel on a rock
>scratch city bitch
Welp, time to whip out the hammer and bog

>>14963701
That's 150% of my car's value