[Daily Bike Thread]

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xth for God rode in in a Katana

2nd for Honda a good

>>14954139
not really famalam

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Boso

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>>14954127
Have you figured out what the extent of the damage is? Other crashed bike anon here. I'm about $3200 into my fuckup right now.

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Just saw Akira, whooo weee good movie. 10/10


Appleseed Ex Machina is next on my list.

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>>14954146
post glorious nippon webm

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>>14954159

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>>14954164

>>14954151
No. I'm not going to deal with it tonight. I know that the forks are bent and the oil cover is broken. I'll need a new peg and rear brake lever too.

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>>14954170
Well on the plus side
>New peg
Adjustable rearsets
>oil cover is broken
New oil cover, maybe sliders
>Forks are bent
Time to upgrade!

Just use it as an excuse to upgrade and get more work done to your baiku to make it more fun. That's what I did. What bike?

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>>14954167

why are spaniards doing so well in motogp? is it because they're all unemployed and have nothing else to do?

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>>14954179

Anyone from New Zealand.
Inb4 a aspie says sheep shagger

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>>14954182
No, because they train like robots and the passion is off the charts for it in spain.

>>14954191
AUCKLAND

GLASS.

[smash]

>>14954189
That's the cutest headlight I've ever seen.

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http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/5549522131.html

Third year riding. Currently riding a 2014 Ninja 300. Do I upgrade to something like this 919?

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>>14954191
You guys do it to yourselves, this is a sign in new zealand.

>>14954201
>Auckland
My condolences bro

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>date some broad for 7 years, 10th grade through a few months after graduating college
>she just does a complete 180 on me and bails out on seven years of dating to fuck my (ex) best friend
>no friends left, they all hang out with her and not me because I don't have giant tits or a vagina
>misery ensues for a month or two
>always wanted to ride, so I just say fuck it and finally act on that desire
>buy a shitbike
>put 4000 miles on it in 2 months
>meet lots of cool dudes who ride and make new friends
>get it up to spec with some help from new friends
>get set up on a date with some chick I've never met through mutual friends
>meet each other for coffee, holy shit she's a tiny qt3.14 Filipina chick
>have a good time, we're both romantically interested in each other
>she's ridden pillion before and knows how to not be a shitty passenger (according to her)
>wants to join me on a three hour ride next weekend
>the kicker, she's flat-chested

/blog
But seriously guys, I'm pretty soked

>>14954234
Do a reverse image search on that stupid American.

>>14954244
Good stuff man. Glad things are turning around for you
>>7 years
>didn't purpose
You did it to yourself

>>14954244
>Soked
I'm sure she is too ;)

>>14954251
>Proposing
23 years old
Haha fuck that. Horrible idea. He did the right thing.

>>14954232
You'll be fine on that.

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I'm too tired to share a lot of my favorite pics tonight friends. I'll stop by tomorrow and share much more, I promise.

>>14954244
>riding wrong way on road
>no helmet
>legs spread wide to be hit by cars
And bicyclists wonder why everyone hates them.

>following parets on bike for dinner
>bottle neck ahead on small 55mph highway
>two bicycleists side by side
>never gets single file or just pulls over
>forces cars to go into head on lane in a turn to pass or go 10mph

Fuck them so hard. They are one of the biggest issues with Portland and the surrounding cities they keep forcing themselves upon.

>>14954275
They'll stop that shit if people start running them over.

>>14954309
Best I could do was get about 7" from the outside riders shoulder.

>>14954309
>>14954275
>>14954330
now imagine a couple of car drivers having this exact same conversation about motorcyclists doing something other people don't approve of

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>>14954244
Fillipina girls a best. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>14954338
I bet that behavior would be reduced.

>>14954338
We don't cause people to be late to work, and to this day I haven't seen a motorcycle riding on the sidewalk against traffic, while running red lights at the same time. Something I see every day from bicycleists.

I like riding my bicycle, but personally I stay off the highway and in the bike lane where bikes belong.

>>14954338
I'm pretty sure everyone here who rides a motorcycle in an area that gets below freezing during the winter (which is most of us) is a car driver as well m80.

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Make a motorcycle top gear.

Casey stoner is the stig.

>>14954244
Good luck bro. Recently went through something similar. idk what you're gonna be riding on, but there were a few times on empty freeway where i would tuck in and let a date control the throttle side. So much adrenaline.

>>14954359
>We don't cause people to be late to work
at least twice a week i hear or read about a major accident in rush hour traffic involving a motorcyclist. that makes a whole lot more people late to work than a bicyclist riding like a retard. unless you are the spitting image of motorcycle safety and follow the laws to the T yourself, bitching about bicyclists is just throwing rocks from a glass house.

Any one have good biker chick or tit pics?

>>14954391
Come to think of it I can't think of a motorcycle accident causing a major accident in over 6 months. The last major was a drunk cager went head on to a major highway and shut it down for nealry 14 hours. Theres several bicyclists who've gotten hit running stop signs and shut down road though.

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>>14954416

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>>14954421

>>14954417
the overall point i was trying to make was that if we have conversations like this about bicyclists, you can bet your ass that car drivers say something similar. and i'm not particularly comfortable with that, especially considering i tend to be one of the silent majority who doesn't ride like a 16 year old's raging erection.

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>>14954424

>>14954421
>>14954424
>>14954436
of course kkk has a collection of pictures of the most vanilla looking women on the internet

>>14954386
>motorcycle top gear
Who would host? Imagine Guy Martin, James May and Travis Pastrana.

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>>14954438
baby had hips like boulders, what up.

>>14954438
Agreed. Needs better pics. None even had tits

>>14954441
>implying anyone can understand even 1/10 of the words that come out of guy martin's mouth

if any kind anons could help me i would be very grateful

both of my shitbikes snow are not running, and i cant diagnose the problems

kx125: i was riding it around about 70 percent warmed up, doing some slow shit then run through the gears to fourth, when suddenly when i was going slow, it just dies. not dies like its out of gas, but like its lost spark. compression is good, the carb is fine, the spark plug sparks fine, air is fine. before it died it was running nearly perfectly. i was reading some forum posts and one guy in a very similar situation found that his woodruff key was sheared. i havent torn it down yet, but im planning to in the coming weeks. any suggestions

gs500e: ive had electrical problems with this bike as long as ive owned it, first the battery took a shit, now the bike randomly shuts off all electricity except for the neutral and oil warning lights. i think that the ground is loose but i havent found it or any other loose connections that might caught this. last time i rode it i went for about 10 mins, stopped and turned it off for about 5 mins, then tried turning it back on and starting it. the shit happened so i tried getting off my bike and shaking the whole thing side to side, and somehow it worked and i rode it fine for about 3 minutes, when i stalled it/ it died on me as i got the green arrow to take a left turn. i tried fixing it on the side of the road, but i couldnt so i just pushed it home.

>tfw all my new gear got in but no bike to ride to break it in on

>>14954455
>both of my shitbikes snow are not running, and i cant diagnose the problems
the problem is that you have two shitbikes

>>14954450
>Burgerclap detected

>>14954447
Where is e85z32 and his gf when you need them
or CTA

>>14954450
They'd need subtitles, and a translator for Travis. Part of the tests could be that anywhere they go and anything they ride the translator has to ride bitch with someone.

>>14954467
i would watch it. probably religiously

>>14954476
>>>/reddit/

>>14954476
wya i wanna smok up bb

>>14954467
the problem with travis is that he really doesn't know anything about bikes. he just knows how to ride them.

james may would be an absolute 11/10 though

>>14954474
I think we all would, just imagine Guy and Travis deciding to jump the grand canyon on a motogp bike and James just sits on the side going "you can't be serious" when they pull it off perfectly.

>>14954455
>kx125
Check connections to ignition coils and all that. Had the same issue with the left cylinder on my GS300 and turned out the little connector just vibrated loose from the tab.

>GS500 electrical issues
Then fucking go through the electrical system? You can't diagnose an electrical gremlin if you're not gonna check your fucking connections. Pull up a wiring diagram online.

>made an offer on a bike with 60,000 km
>$3k
>Feels like a low ball since he is asking $4.5k
>wouldn't even have anywhere to store it

Honestly not sure what I should do if he takes the offer. It's so low that I'd be crazy not to accept it, but I'd have nowhere to put it.
I recently got a $20k scholarship, so money isn't an issue but I feel bad spending it on a bike.
The struggles of being no bike

>>14954513
>60.000km
>3 grand
what the fugg

>>14954466
Here I am
Also nitrile anon you here?

>>14954513
>offering 3k on 4.5k
>"feels" like a lowball
that's because you ARE lowballing him, you dunce

>>14954531
Oh, should have mentioned that it's in dollarydoos.
So about $2.2 burgerbux.
60,000km is a lot for a bike right? How many more kms do you think I could get out of it? It's a CB400.

>>14954536
But whwre is the gf?

>>14954545
Is it a CB400four or a CB400?

>>14954543
would ride the bike more than her squiddy ass
>>14954550
much better :^)

>>14954541
I'm only doing it because I'm not too serious about buying it. I'd have to get it shipped across states too.
>>14954551
CB400, it's a 2009 model.

>>14954545
year? condition?

>>14954547
Doing homework

>>14954572
And no pics?

>>14954579
The pics were probably a one time thing to be honest guys.

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>>14954590
more pics you son of a bitch

>>14954590
Why
Also how much was your riding jacket? Been looking into getting a good but cheap one

>>14954595
Well that's no way to get them haha. I'm sure one day in the future, unfortunately we have been arguing all day today so it's not the best time.

>>14954605
Her Bilt jacket was $179ish I think my jacket was $500

>>14954610
I hope everything is going alright for you guys anon

>>14954622
Yeah already better we are laughing about you anons now. She doesn't want to post more either it was a one time thing. No nudes guys sorry

>>14954610
Take some pictures when you have make-up sex

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>>14954629

>>14954629
Sorry I don't post nudes. Want feet pics ? I could probably talk her into that haha

>>14954628
>you anons
But I've never asked you for nudes

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>tfw hundreds of miles of trails and no dual sport buddies
does anyone do solo offroad trips? i get leary about going more than 10-15 miles in without a riding buddy

>>14954643
Just ask her again nicely. Tell her how much people want them
Bitches love attention
And we love her tits

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Any anons in South Florida? FZR600 fag here

>>14954178
Katana 600.

Assuming that those are the only things wrong with it aside from the fairings, it shouldn't cost me much to fix.

The physical damage to my body is irritating, but more than anything else it hurts emotionally because I'm the one who did this to my baiku. I let her down.

>>14954643
YYou don't need to post a nude. Post a video. Flatter her curves with that. Pictures won't do justice.

>>14954643
Pics dont have to be nudes

>>14954655
How'd you crash anyway?

>>14954244
just get her a tit-job when you get serious and you're golden

>>14954665
pizza'd when he should have french fried

>>14954648
Not so much about nudes just about how it still comes up a lot

>>14954658
What do you want?

>>14954665
I'm not even sure. One moment I'm braking after passing through an intersection, the next moment I'm rolling.

Might have been too much front brake and not enough rear, but honestly I think I'm missing a few seconds of my life.

>>14954678
Datass

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>>14954681
>A stoppie
>bending forks
Yeah you're clearly not exactly remembering what happened. This is my front wheel post-accident and my forks are straight as an arrow.

>>14954685
She has 22mins left on exam. If you anons wait I will deliver. I swear in my bike

>>14954705
Already set timer

>>14954705
start feeling her up

>Honda CBR 250R year 2016 as first bike, yay or nay?

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>>14954694
It wasn't a stoppie, and the forks are bent because after I was separated from the bike it apparently slid into a car in the oncoming lane.

Really I have no idea what happened.

I am blaming it on the fact that I ordered a DBT sticker before I left the house though.

>>14954705
On
>>14954710
Give me +/- 5mins to figure out a good non nude photo

>>14954694
when did MV agusta guy crash?

unsurprising, 19 year old on a litrebike but still. Damn.

>>14954705
game on!

>>14954705
Make up sex vid

>>14954731
chill out there pablo, this isn't futbol. you gotta take your time

>>14954733
Probably just be 2-3pics guys
Also the feel when this is all I will ever be known for haha

>>14954731
lol fucked up my trip.. is it important anyway?

sup guise..

>>14954694
did you die?

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>>14954717
>CBR250R

yeah sure

>2016

no

>>14954752
>no 2016
why

>>14954757
1. because honda sucks
2. because it's a cbr300 now

>>14954757
because you shouldn't buy your first bike new. you will drop it and you will bin it, so it's better to start on something that has already been pre-crashed for you so you don't take a huge hit when you inevitably sell it on your way up the displacement chain

>>14954757
why get a new one, so you can be the first to trash it? don't bother.

get a 2nd hand one and save your money.

>>14954767
>he fell for the "honda sucks" maymay

>>14954744
Yes
As a 4chan god

>>14954775
honda IS the meme

>>14954770
>>14954774
>what is insurance
>what are sliders

fuck those "select till none appears" captchas

>>14954782
>i'll take "things that cost money" for $500
you are going to pay more for comprehensive with no deductible than you would on a bike that you don't really give a shit about dropping or crashing. sliders cost money

>>14954782
its like when I bang your mum, it just keeps wanting more. Fagget!

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>>14954782
sliders are likely to not do much in a crash btw. many people lose a piece of frame due to a slider, therefore totaling the bike (in the eyes of your insurance).

and you can ask for a different captcha you dip

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>>14954782
oh boy, it's another "I came to /dbt/ to get people to reinforce my ideas rather than wanting to take any actual advice"

why did you even bother asking if you already have your answer? seriously?

What do we know about bikes right?

christ.

>>14954802
Dear Diary
It has been way too fucking long since I've ridden the GO road
Anon posted a photo of it and now I want to kill myself
ahhhhhhhhhhhh I need another bike

>>14954802
have a cry cunt

>>14954812
>literally looking out for you
>you're a fucking nozzle
okay, buy your brand new bike and crash it. come around here and post it. i have a nice collection of screencaps from anons like you, i'll be able to put two and two together and be sure to rub it in extra nicely for you.

>>14954821
kek, you sound like a jealous poorfag. Enjoy your shitty cb400

>>14954802
>>14954802
:( but I dont have decent used sportbikes nearby, I dont wanna be a cruiserfag either

what other options do I have instead of sliders? none I guess?

Im not this guy btw >>14954812

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>>14954834
>instead of sliders
race rail
stunt cage
engine guards
they have lots of names

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>>14954811
GO, great ocean road? that's actually not that but I want to ride the GO.

>>14954834
You don't need a sportbike, and you still get sliders you just don't bother with a new 250 single.

>>14954821
>i have a nice collection of screencaps from anons like you
Post them faggot, I have never seen them

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>>14954721
That doesn't look all too bad actually. Check your radiator hoses. You could have a small crack or something in one of them. Better to catch it now before you lose like half your coolant to some dumb shit.

>>14954730
End of the season. Ironically enough it wasn't actually my fault and I wasn't even speeding. I was actually doing like 10 under. Headlight burned out on a dark ass road and then some gravel caught me in an emergency braking situation. Basically I almost highsided, saved it, and ended up hitting a curb which #rekt my front wheel and locked it up in the grass. In that pic I used a chisel and hammer to break off the bent piece that caught the caliper.

>>14954705
I'm waiting on this glorious shit now.

>>14954866
It's oil cooled. There aren't any radiator hoses.

I wonder if my helmet is still good. The face shield is scratched up and so is some of the paint, but I can't see any deformation to any of the foam inside.

>>14954877
I wouldn't trust it. Better safe than sorry.

At least you're fine. That shit can be rebuilt.

>>14954857
>You don't need a sportbike, and you still get sliders you just don't bother with a new 250 single.

Well yeah I don't "need" it but it is the style I like the most

>>14954821
t. salty poorfag

>>14954801
How true is this...?

>>14954895
Sliders are like seatbelts in cars.

They'll either save your bike a fuckload of damage or destroy it depending on the accident. You don't know what kind of accident you're gonna get into though, so it's entirely up to you. They either slide like they're supposed to or hit soft ground, hook in, and send your bike flipping like a fucking gymnast.

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>>14954895
it just happened to me for one. if you really want to know, just search some forums. there are plenty of stories. "sliders" is a misnomer since they're only useful for 0-5 mph drops. DROPS. not crashes where your bike will slide. the slider reaches the ground first and takes most of the impact, usually only held on by one bolt going into the frame. it's highly likely it will break some frame. theoretically they're better if you use them in tandem with fork and swingarm sliders to spread out the weight of the bike.
metal engine guards are much better since they themselves can bend, and are mounted in multiple places. many people, including myself might have been better off without them.
engine casing covers look like the better option to me, if you dont spring for a real race rail or similar.

>>14954903
Well I don't plan on going to crowded streets nor avenues on the beginning, just wanna get used to my new bike in some peaceful suburbs at first, then eventually go to the paths with more gradual traffic

I guess they will be useful for the standard low speed bike-drop?

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>>14954885
me too but bikes are about much more than style, the fun in bikes is when you ride them and you can only really see the speedo, tank and handlebars when you do that.

I didn't buy my SV because it had fairings and looked a bit like a sportbike, it was because it satisfied all the other practical requirements I had at the time, hell I wasn't even after a v-twin.

Look for the best deal that satisfies your requirements you can find in the market rather than getting caught up on I want THIS bike, or it needs to look like THIS.

>>14954930
Yeah, they're pretty much perfect for that.

>>14954895
why do you even ask for advice from an information source you don't even want to trust? fuck off and go to reddit where you can gauge people by their upboat count if you're incapable of making an educated evaluation of the value of someone's post by its content alone

>>14954931
Thank you

Hmm speaking of requirements I was looking for the following:

>from one of big 4 Japanese
>not so expensive
>not over 400
>moderate to decent resale value
>sporty look
>ergonomic as I'm 6'2 and don't fit everywhere

>>14954931
post your salty screencaps of anons who triggered your autism

>>14954924
I think there's parallel issues here. Yes, sliders will be better if used in tandem. But not all sliders are created equally. Even little things like the grade of bolt that holds them only - they should be a low-tensile bolt so they bend, rather than break, or break the frame.

It's like anything - you decide the level of compromise that you can live with. Same goes for gearing up, tyres, etc

>>14954950
Saved for future use.

>>14954950
Post more, she isn't fat. But that's what she wants to hear,

>>14954950
Would eat like groceries/10
>thick side
Good. Hungry skellingtons don't make me squirt babybatter.

>>14954963
:( this kills the boner

>>14954963
>>14954971
So when does the gangbang happen?

>>14954971
Tell her go to /fit/ and read their fucking sticky

Srs

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>>14954971
>>14954963
>>14954950

>>14954946
>asking for more opinions
>on a bike discussion thread

That's the fucking point of the thread you dipshit

>>14954963
I have a fetish for fat chicks, she is on her way.

Welp guys single now due to my comments don't fuck up like I did. Sorry babe

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>>14954987
that's right, show me your patented reddit defensiveness. lash out when someone calls you on your bullshit, it suits you
>>14954950
>>14954963
>>14954971
come on now, you know nothing ever goes away on the internet.

>>14954996
I really hope this isn't E85. I want more hot gf

>>14954999
did you put a cig out on her tits

>>14954999
IKR

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/o/image/1461/99/1461997661031.jpg
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/o/image/1461/99/1461997844905.jpg
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/o/image/1461/99/1461997924494.jpg

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what should tomorrows mag edition be

>>14954949
that's not me.

somebody else posted that.

>>14955006
CTA conquers them all

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>>14955006

>>14955013
>CTA
?

>>14955014
considering for shits and giggles

>>14954950

I'd tongue punch her fartbox

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>>14954605
>good one
>cheap one

Pick one or the other.

>>14955022
>CTA
see
>>14954958

>>14955026
this. you get what you pay for in riding gear.

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>>14954651
Where are you that you've got so much open space?

Pic related. I'm in Alaska.

Is this a good idea?

http://www.harborfreight.com/1500-lb-capacity-atvmotorcycle-lift-60536.html

i'm not sure whether i'm relieved that CTA is out there pretending to be a member of society on a friday night or disappointed. i like the thought that he's out there somewhere in a club or something, hopefully taking pictures surreptitiously to cum on and post on the internet when he gets home

>>14955035
How much you pay for insurance, Anon?

>>14955036
For 100 clams wouldcop/10

>>14954156
Read the comic its 1000x better than the movie. It wasn't even finished when the made it.

Back, phone died

>>14955026
Those stripes look so retarded

>>14955039
maybe he's deep undercover and watching kkk's family for new material

>>14954182
The top spanish riders all started when they were like 3.

>>14955046
Does she take it in the ass

>>14955053
Never tried

>>14955053
do you?

>>14955063
come over and find out bic boi

>>14955065
only a slav could ever pronounce bic as bitch. are you a fucking slav?

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>>14955035
rural Pennsylvania, would love to be in alaska though

>>14955061
>>14955061
Why dont you put on trip indicating that your cuck anon and charge all the austisctic virgins $100 to cuck you.

>>14955078
holy fuck cletus, it's time to get off the internet and go water your cows.

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>tfw want to drink more
>tfw no more booze at home
>decided I'll pop some pills instead
>tfw no pills to pop

>>14954126
What is this from?

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>>14955083
why don't you go ride a motorcycle instead dingus

>>14955090
Because I'm drunk?

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>>14955041
>https://img.4plebs.org/boards/o/image/1461/99/1461997924494.jpg
$650 for the year. Geico. I'm 35 with a clean driving record. That's a 2014 CBR600RR.

>>14955094
Stop drinking, you drunk

>>14955097
>35
Man i always thought 4chan crowd was like ~25 Max.
Do you have problems with your back on a Sportsbike?

>>14955097
>35

Go away

>>14955106
We also have gramps

>>14955098
Fuck you its the weekend and I want to get shitty

>>14955113
Gramps is a peadophile.

>>14955115
Smoke some then?

>>14955082
>Cuckold detected.

>>14955118
nothing to smoke

>>14955106
I'm 30. Plenty of oldfags on here.

>>14955115
Go fuck yourself with a cactus or stop complaining, you're doing this to yourself.

>>14955106
I'm thirty. I've been off and on 4chan since first being exposed to it in college in late 2003. WTSnacks was still around. I never went on /b/ intentionally since I knew it was fucked.

>>14955106
Funny you should ask- I only have problems after I've spent the day letting your mom eat my ass.

>>14955128
I'd fuck myself with a cactus but unfortunately I don't live in a desert shithole like you cunts

>>14955108
there is about 8 of us who are over 30 m8

>>14955146
I live in a pineapple under the sea and still I can get a cactus

>>14955144
I always found that helped my back, does she not give you a back massage as she tongue punches your farbox?

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>>14955152
No, your sister rubs my back with one hand, as she keeps her pinky in my ass with the other.

>>14955106
Saddlemen seat plus sportbike positioning help with the back pain. standard or cruiser positions put more pressure on the lower back.

>>14955150
teach me.

>>14955174
>go to local garden centre
>buy cactus

/dbt/ faggot time, fucking poofta americans doing their gay mating calls.

>>14955185
ka caw ka caw

>>14955183
Will do tomorrow.

>>14955183
Jokes on you I live in NZ

>>14955152
Is actually a near box

>>14955162
hoo boy!!! old dust farter's got some fire in him yet!! yeeeeeeehaaaaw gramps!!! get u sum!!! haha

>>14955222
how would you even know who the poster was? Unles you are him.

As usual Gramps samefagging to make drama/self importance.

>>14955237
pajeet go to sleep, you fucking dingus. it's an easy inference

>>14955237
Yeah fucking gramps call him self a pedo so people will think its not true because some anon is claiming random shit.

>>14955248
Exactly right anon, same with his bullshit stalker chan rubbish.

>>14955245
>it's an easy inference
How so? Nothing about the post points to any particular user.

Its gramps doing his usual look at me bullshit.

>>14955275
get a load of m. night gupta over here. he thinks that "gramps" is a unique appellation for one specific user

>>14955285
fuck off gramps

>>14955285
Gramps is gramps and theres only one.

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I wish I could turn into a girl when I got wet.

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>>14955296
how about you stick to shitting in streets and let me handle the english language.
>>14955289
i'm not THE gramps, i can't fit nearly as many dismembered children in my saddlebags as he can.
>>14955297
speak and he shall appear

>>14955297
And i would stick my penis inside you.

>>14955300
Kek, Im not indian m8

>>14955300
>speak and he shall appear
No coincidences at all either with the samefagging

>>14955300
Fuck off gramps.

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>>14955318
>>14955315
i'll be your gramps in 20 years, but i'm not right now

>>14955318
Fuck off gramps

>>14955330
Just get wet so i can fuck your pussy.

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>Not riding out at 3:30am to Taco Bell to fill yourself full of garbage

>>14955340
Ill fill you up with some beef and sour cream bby

>>14955340
>hop on garbage bike to drive to garbage place to pick up garbage food to feed human garbage

>>14955344
Wew lad

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It's on boys. I offered $3k. Should I make my sext offer $4?

>>14955351
did he died?

>>14955349
>implying you have a bike

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>>14955360

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>>14955351

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>>14955365
nice bike anon :^)
>>14955351
>pic related

>>14955370
Why did he just ride directly into the truck? Wasn't he looking?

I'm pretty sure gramps is a Grand Wizard.

>>14955387
Will we see magic tricks?

>>14955381
doesn't look like he even glanced in the mirror and just expected to be yielded to as he entered the freeway. that guy probably shouldn't be riding motorcycles

>>14955387
No, he has sex with children.

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>>14955006
>someone saved the picture of a cow you took
Ayy lmao

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Evening dbt, you guys do any riding today?
If no, plans to ride tomorrow?

I did around 250km on the road bike today, doing a 100km enduro loop on the dirt bike tomorrow

>>14955424
I've been trying to get you a greencard

>>14955436
Thanks you my negro
>>14955431
>10:30
>evening

>>14955443
its 6:30pm here

>>14955443
wr if I can get you a greencard will you actually come?

>>14955431
I rode for a total of 10km. got a new tyre and then went home to get white girl drunk

>>14955453
Just go the gay marriage route m8

>>14955455
Sounds like an exciting afternoon, what tyre did you end up getting?

>>14955459
I don't want to be married to wr for 5 years though

>>14955431
I finally got off my arse and washed the bike, did the chain, all the "easy" maintenance bullshit I've been putting off for a while

>Vic plates

Noice, I'm heading up past Ballarat tomorrow to visit a mate

>>14955464
bu dat boi puss

>>14955463
see
>>14953114

>>14955468
Aww yeah, im a few hours south east on the other side of hipster city, much good riding near balarat?

>>14955464
W-why not? ;-;
>>14955446
Is it already the 30nd?

>>14955453
I'd like to take my brother with me 2bh but I don't have much holding me here in Germany anyways and pew pew land of the free sounds better than my part of Germany that's basically little middle east

>>14955464
I thought 2 was enough

>>14955478
Yes, its the 1st in 5 hours and 15 mins

>>14955431
I ride like 15 milles anf fucked a 16yo.

>>14955475
It's good, but I'm western suburbs so it's around an hour before you actually hit anything decent and the Great Ocean Road is always full of 4wds and caravans.

>>14955493
Yeah we call the great ocean road "the great Australian crawl" for a reason

>>14955478
I mean if it comes down to that I'll do it. Anything to get you out of syria.

If I can get two greencards I will.

>>14954342

>mudrace
>best anything

>>14955509
best mail order bride, by best I mean cheapest.

>>14955512
And most likely to have a penis too.

>>14955516
Yeah, only the ugly ones are actually female.

>>14955523
The half casts can be hot, and they don't age until they hit 40 but when they hit 40 they instantly look like a decrepit old woman.

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>>14955489
sounds good

>>14955507
thanks man. How does one actually aquire a greencard?

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>>14955424
>you took
you added the arrow, but you didn't take the picture mr. anon

>300€ for boots

Should I?
That's a lot of money.
I also have to buy a 150€ pair of pants.

Fuck

>>14955531
>arrow
I meant question mark

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>>14955531
>>14955534
true
i have to many pictures of cows.
here, more stupid looking animals 4u

>>14955530
By being married to a us citizen, related to one, having a decent job or by knowing people.

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>>14955539
does being related count that if, for example, motopede married my sister, I could get a greencard?
or does it have to be blood related?

>>14955542
That's actually a category I think its the 3rd or 4th highest priority for that form out of 5. Its possible to get one that way it will just take longer

Fuck me

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>>14955552
SUMMONNING MOTOPEDE
PLS MARRY MY SISTER

>>14955555
no homo
nice get tho

>>14955555
R u grill???

>>14955556
Also once you get your greencard you have a 5 year period in which you have to wait to become a citizen but if you can somehow manage to put 50k into the economy wherever you live then the period is waived

>>14955555

Nice waste of a get homosex. Now we have to wait for the next one to dethrone 636 as best baiku.

>>14955556
Thats not how it works, only the person that marries the american citizen gets the american citizenship, the family gets nothing.

>>14955569
There is a form to bring the rest of your family over.

I feel like eating out today but I don't know where.

Help?

>>14955573
Yeah, but its not that easy and its pretty expensive. It also depends of what country.

>>14955576
anon's mum's ass

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AWOOOO...wait...
sorry..
wrong thread

>>14955576
do what i do
1-5 taco bell
6-0 jack in the box

>>14955577
I never said it was easy, just that it was possible.

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>>14955576
Kkks sisters pussay

>>14955431
whats the yellow bike

>>14955591
fz07

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>wishing I had bikefag friends who lived nearby

>>14955599
no one on the map near you?

>>14955603
>South Florida

The cancer that rides motorcycles where I live is tremendous

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>eating cake at a small bar in a small town while waiing for a tyre change

It all aint so bad at times

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>>14955613
>>14955599
>Florida
https://twitter.com/_floridaman

>>14955623
So the Panhandle's going to shit. Brilliant. Some anon here told me that Pensacola is fucking dying, and that's a shame.

>>14955623
I love the state, and the weather, and the geography (lol no twisties)

But fuck me if every reject in the world doesn't end up here. I'm a native, born here

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>>14955635
>. I'm a native, born here

>tfw sv650

new
>>14955678
>>14955678
>>14955678
>>14955678
>>14955678

>>14955637
unfortunately