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>tfw no gf

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>>14935929
>tfw no cronulla riots 2.0

>>14935897
also what about the wiring looks dodgy? not very good with electrics myself
also i'll see about the alarm but it looks like I can buy insurance online with sgic

>>14935929
r33 GTR anon here, was going to debate RB oiling issues but you cunts already did that for me.

I actually ended up getting the 9 litre sump solution, by the way. Mine grenaded taking a corner at 280, starved itself of oil. Rebuild fixed the problem.

It's something to be aware of, even in non 32's. The problem is still there, so fork out extra for the solution, it's really not that bad. Only like 2.5k for me.

Don't let my bad experience deter you from not buying, by the way. Just be prepared for lots of hidden costs, because these cars have all been thrashed to hell and back. And they need lots of love.

>>14935943
No ring terminals there boss, and i can't see myself using wire with that thin of a gauge for much of anything.

Check your insurance fineprint, there's a good chance if it doesn't specifically mention that an alarm is required for it, it'll say something about there being no theft coverage without one.
My justcar is like that, luckily my soarer came with an actually really well done alarm+imm+keyless that even pops the boot. Would've been looking at around $1k for something like that if i had to do it.

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>>14935929
>screwed up my only chance
>will die alone as a kissless virgin

>>14935968
Get a nice car. Pussy will come.

>>14935958
>taking a corner at 280
So how is this relevant to RBs having oiling issues?
If you're corning at 280 you've done such heavy modifications that with any engine you should've had a serious oiling solution in place already.

For normalfags a nismo pump and running slightly above the full line is all that's needed to keep 99% of RB happy.


Not all of them have been thrashed to hell and back, you're just looking for one of the last of the good ones that go for $30k+. It's the reason i bought a soarer for under $4k, so i had $4k left to fix it. If i had $13-14k i could've just bought one that was good in the first place.

>>14935974
It came lightly modified and i was still not fully versed in the ins and outs before i did such a thing.

Had i known, i would have gotten the sump before. Thus, why i'm letting people know if they will be getting one to keep it in mind, better to know than not.

And i'm sure there's one or two out there in decent condition but trust me, everyone who's owned it in the past has taken it for a hoon.

It's gonna need some sort of repair, might be a little or a lot, but it's another thing to be aware of.

Amazing car though and i love it to bits, i've had so much fun ever since i bought it. Broke my heart waiting for the rebuild.

>>14935961
alright, is it okay if i get insurance through parents? from what i can see with sgic its okay but i have to pay $600 additional excess if i crash it
sounds okay to me seeing as it would be $200 for my dad or like 800 if its in my name
still living at home until i finish uni probably too

>>14935999
Make sure that's with you down as the primary driver, not just as 'a' driver. They can fuck you if they can get proof you were the one always driving it, although this is unlikely.

Check just car, they're cheap enough that i just went with my own rather than using parents, although i'm 22 now

>>14935939
No because they're lax as fuck besides that. If it's pre-2010, not turbo/sc, not a V8 and not an M3 it's probably P-plate legal.

>>14935877
I don;t really care for rear seat space, might end up with two cars if I get a coupe of some kind, the other car being something a bit more practical like a wagon. Any other coupes that are comfy with decent amount of space?

>>14935887
So, most Supra parts would fit on Soarers from same gen/era? That would make finding aftermarket parts a bit easier if I were to go down that path with one

about to watch the old mad max films CUNTS

what would you modify for the apoclypse and ride into Valhalla cunts?

>>14936046
Saw a unimog the other day, shit would be awesome with some bigass spikes hanging off the front

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>>14936046
Some off road tyres and I'm already set.

>>14936046
exactly what mcm did desu

>>14936046
I want to buy that Valiant Charger that I posted the other day.
Flat black it ,spray WITNESS ME down the side. Mint.

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/morphett-vale/cars-vans-utes/vj-valiant-245-3speed-manual/1111368970

I kind of dig the look of the yellow front and white everything else

>>14936061
>13cm ground clearance
Yeah nah cunt. Maybe with some work on the pipes you could make it work

Got pulled over on my way home tonight

>cop car goes past
>kept on driving
>see a car coming up from behind fast
>Thought it was just someone speeding
>pull over to let them pass
>was the cop car I saw earlier, they stop behind me
>license check and breatho
>Informs me that one of my tail lights are out
>they just tell me to fix it before I go out again

Pretty chilled, probably because I pulled over before they turned their lights on and had my license ready for them

>>14936097
The only vehicles that'll survive the apocalypse are DRZ400s and Corollas.

>>14936189
lucky you're not in victoria, could have been bad

>>14936097
>ground clearance
>implying that matters when you'll be perpetually wheelieng across the country

>>14936220
>perpetually wheelieng across the country
I want a CR500.
Fuck everything else I will be the first to Valhalla as soon as I hit powerband on that bitch

>>14936061
An mc22 is nearly perfect for it. It's fast while getting 5L/100km. 200km range will kill you though

>>14936228
>>14936220
>>14936046
>wasting petrol
>not saving it all to sniff

>>14936260
Just get fuel tank bags

It's a light bike so it gets good fuel usage but you'll be loading her up with extra cargo, will hurt a bit on the L/100k but at least you increase the range to 600km+

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIHg495jr0

Das it mane

>>14936260
The lack of torque and potential hassle to get parts for it are it's only downsides I think.

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>>14936046
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>>14936339
M-m-mate

fuck cunts, i'm noticing something while watching the old mad max.

Max is a fucking badass male role model for young boys to look up to, he's fucking cool and gets shit done.

I can't for the life of me think of a recent film that is portraying a man like this film is.

When did it change from the 80's?
When did men lose their role models?

Legit, the max from this film seems so much more like a man should than the one from fury road.

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>>14936046
Falcon Pano or Valiant Pano
convert it to run entirely on alcohol and replace the battery with a smaller kickstartable motor, so it still werks in 50+ years
>>14936369
max may be bad ass, but he's also a fucking idiot
>running into every wall head first
>not even bthering to think
>getting saved only by luck and survival instincts

>>14936369
Deadpool is the current role model

Asshole did me wrong
Go fuck him up
Fuck hot sloots

>>14936684
just finished, was a good movie.

he still seems hella more manly than someone like >>14936715 deadpool, i dunno.

perhaps it's just the vibe of the movie but he comes across as really fucking manly.

>>14936746
I actually agree, but it's a theme not just limited to max. Look at men in any 80's film compared to how men are portrayed now.

Media's gotten pretty damn toxic and it's leaking over into culture. Boys are not allowed role models like max anymore.

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>>14936746
what makes max and especially the first movies so great is the background really, there's enough manly characters nowadays, but few go out to protect their wife and kid or seek revenge for them without needing some alcoholic, broken life whatever excuse
max is really great because he's believable, reasons, approach, methods. it's somewhat achievable for everyone.

>>14936842
Why are all the old muscle cars literally absurd prices?

The fucking boomers legit think they all have the super rare ones, but even the regular old ones are selling for like 50k just cause the cunts want to make some shekels.

It's sad, i'm sure there's heaps of cunts who would buy the shell for a few grand and then pour love into it and get it back on the road...but instead these boomers fucking let the things rust in their front yard cause no-one is going to pay the prices they're asking.

>>14936857
because getting rich without working for it is the american dream

buy it cunt
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bellevue/cars-vans-utes/1978-ford-falcon-sundowner-panelvan/1090932611

>>14936888
my god he is delusional. it's rusted beyond the point of restoring it.

fuck, this makes me rage.

at least keep it maintained you god damn cunt if you're not going to sell it properly

FUCK

and you just know this is not the only one, every boomer is like this

>>14936898
no idea why people think that there's any value in a shell with rust
people are delusional

>>14936947
no idea why people think that there's any value in a living kraut
people are delusional

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>>14935968
giving up so easily?
>>14935971
some months ago I borrowed my friends Audi A6 2013 for a day and a qt from work
>Is that your car anon?
and we've worked in the same company for over 2 years together without much contact
and Im not even attractive

>>14936197
Why?

Should I bother getting a Subaru if it's not AWD?

>>14940256
y would you do that? Isn't it only the first gen liberty and pre 1990's subarus that you can get in FWD?

>>14940256
Will it make a difference? Are you attacking those corners like a man or just driving it about?

OLD PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT AN ACCELERATOR DOES OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>14940276
There's a nice 1992 Liberty close to me that's FWD and looks to be the only one I can afford. Most of the wagons are either driven to shit or will get me pulled up.

>>14940346
My mate had a '94 Liberty. Be careful, that thing burned oil like a bitch.

>>14940333
Old people need to learn some spatial fucking awareness honestly.

>people that are about to enter an intersection or roundabout and don't turn their head to look at whoever's coming at them from the right until they're pretty much in the intersection then slam their brakes on because SURPRISE FUCKING SURPRISE I'm there

>>14940439
Well at the moment it looks like I'll be choosing between the Liberty and a 1995 Toyota Corolla with about 150,000k's for $3990 but I'm aiming to get a wagon so I can sleep in it comfortably and want AWD cause there's plenty of gravel roads near me.

>>14940460
Most grassroots tier rally cars are all FWD, just putting that out there.

looking for a CB Radio, what should i get for entry level? would like something that fits a dash slot or otherwise where i don't have to drill anything
i already got a magnetic antenna so not really looking for a bundle.
anything else i should look into?

>>14940460
You don't need to worry about AWD just for gravel, I drive my VR all over gravel every day.
Funnily enough, my brother has a 1990 Corolla. It's a decent enough car, runs like a fucking tank. But it has no power, you can put your foot into the floor and it'll go nowhere.
The Liberty will be much quicker, at least my mates 94 one was faster than my VR, where as the VR blew the Corolla into the ground.
If I were you and if this is your first car, I'd get the Corolla, just because it'll probably last longer. However, $4k is way to much for a 95 model. Get it down to $3k or lower.

>>14940491
I had a mitsubishi awd and it was horrible on gravel.

Power kept being transferred to the rear for some reason, freaky as shit when the ass end tries to overtake the front

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>>14936260
>5L/100KM
>Good
It's astonishing how much fuel it uses for a 250. Better than my R1 though.

>>14936264
Will take awhile for Shamans to appear in the Aussie apocalypse.

>>14936310
>The lack of torque and potential hassle to get parts for it are it's only downsides I think.
Yeah we're reaching cannibalism for MC22s now. You can source a lot of parts from Honda still but very rarely a CBR250RR part. The brake lever on mine at the moment is off a CBR600RR for instance.

It won't be an issue until random little bits dry up. It's getting awkward to find OEM oil filters now for instance. My main fear is when parts for the carbs start to dry up. There's not a lot of other bikes you can cannibalism them from due to how fucking small they are on the CBR.

>>14940485
Ask Truckerfag in the daily truckerfag threads.

Is that a barra 6 in a V6?

>>14940594
Tell me about it. Bike is stuck in the shop for another week waiting on gaskets

>>14941140
wat

yes and no, also which drugs?

>>14940491
Not my first car, currently drive a 1992 Feroza 4WD that tries to kill me regularly. Going down to brisbane to look at a 2001 Impreza hatchback.

>>14941237
Wut. I meant a barra 6 in a VL but autocorrect

>>14941140
It's a barra 6 into a VL turbo, Which were never V6's tard. Always a straight 6 because straight 6's are for straight men and v6's are for men who like it up the ass

>>14941268
I'm a man who likes it in the arse, but I don't like V6's

I don't know how to process these feels

>>14941351
Bisexual

>>14941364
bike curious?

>>14941369
Yes that one

>>14941197
We had to buy a seized engine to harvest parts needed for another CBR250RR a few years ago. Was like $50 if I remember.

>>14941396
Man, the virgins I would sacrifice to get a brand new factory engine.

>>14941502
>wasting virgins on a 250

>>14941520
Worth it. I can source 25 virgins just from this thread

>>14941535
26 if you didn't already include yourself..

>>14941544
Ooooooohh

Has nutri-grain shrunk or is it just me?

>>14941502
There's not much point. The head on the one we cracked open was basically immaculate still.

With a carb rebuild and a decent tune you can pretty much get back to factory power.

>>14941618

it tastes like shit now

Lads, finally getting my P's. Final drive is next week and I'm likely have my instructor to be audited. What should I expect if this occurs?

>>14941686
Underage b@nd

>>14941697
Or I've been lazy as shit and never bothered to get them. Use your brain.

>>14941702
Underage b@nd

>>14941702
>Not getting your P's ASAP

Faggot

>>14941697
>underage b@nd
>b@nd
>b(at)nd
>batnd

Back to primary school with you.

Speaking of Ps, I just got my greens yesterday

How long do greens last?, when can I into turbo?

>>14941711
Fucking newfags

>>14941711
>not getting batnd

Do you even life? newfag

>>14941713
3 years in Vic, 2 everywhere else i think

>>14941713
When you're off your P's and onto your full license is the general consensus. Can drive turbo/super on P's if the output is under 150kw a tonne. Depends on stage though.

>>14941686
audited? wat.
you mean theyre gonna check if the KMs and hrs make sense in your logbook/his car?
they might make you redo hrs or scrap the book entirely.
my parents were cunts and didnt fudge mine, not too mad about it because i did 70hrs on an auto then 50 on a manual after id saved enough so i needed the exp desu. that being said i took 2 tries.

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>>14941736

mates parents let him fudge the entire logbook, little cunt got away with it

>>14941747
I did the same. A few made up interstate trips filled it up quick

>>14941722
heaps of turbo euro cars which make ~170+kw are p's legal.
tonnes of VWs, puegeots, renaults etc.
meanwhile these cars with more power per tonne than some WRXs. its dumb af. they target "hoon cars"

>>14941736
120 hours what the fuck? What state are you in. 60 day+ 15 night for me.
By audited I mean having a government employee that sits in the back of the car while you do the test with your instructor. Meant to be really tough

>Coming down the SE freeway into adelaide
>90/80 zone with steep downhill
>Just coasting in 3rd so I dont have to touch the brakes at all
Feels good.

>>14941722
That's for 2010+ cases only afaik

>>14941721
Fucking 3 years Jesus Christ

>>14941747
ah well. whats done is done i suppose.
the majority of people have the mentality that what is legal is right despite how fucked up the needed hrs are, looking at it now 120hrs is fucked.
the govman must know that people fudge them

>>14941760
Get off and do the devil's elbow run on the way down? >>14941747
>>14941751
It's practically impossible for them to prove you faked it when it's them taking your word on a piece of paper. Stupid really.
>>14941756
It's confusing and annoying. Wish I lived in NT so I could drive what I actually wanted

>>14941757
NSW. oh right. from what ive heard the pressures on you both so might even out.

>>14941747
I fudged a good 80% of my book and passed first go, instructors I had driven with said I was one of the best learners they've seen

>>14941775
Stupid fucking thing though. What difference would there be from a 2009 four cylinder turbo pumping out 134kw or some shit and a 2010 one of the same model.
>>14941785
Hopefully.

>>14941802
Confidence is half the battle. I become a bit cocky while driving and that got me through the test

>>14941804
Laws be stupid mang

>>14941784
Good ol' handbrakes elbow. Such a nice road

Arent they going to start using a program to track time and KMs soon?

>>14941829
logbooks will start going online.
youll have to enter km, location and time driven. this will be matched with other mygov services like toll roads and registration which will relate where a car has been etc.

>>14941829
I wouldn't be surprised, thank fuck I'll be fully licensed when it truly goes to shit

>>14941747
I only did ten hours without an instructor and fudged the rest, my first drive at night was sketchy

>>14941853
doubt itd matter, as long as youve already got your Ls before it starts youd be safe

>>14941829
My mum forced me to do the 120 hrs legit, we eventually did about 180 hrs before i did my p's and got 100% on it so yeah, my kids will be fucked up even more by the government if that happens. top KEK

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>>14941713
>tfw I live in NSW
>tfw turbos on Ps

>>14941874
Feel bad for the kids getting theirs though, too many hoops as it is

Can I cheat the system by moving to another country for a year and getting my license there?

>>14941895
It's a lot cheaper and easier to just drive a prohibited car illegally

>>14941895
you know whats funny.

in tasmania p platers can drive whatever.
in vic they're banned from driving powerful cars.

in tasmania they have less p plater deaths PER 100K CITIZENS than vic

And yet we still have bullshit peddled by the media about "dem hoons".

I honestly see more full license drivers being dickheads than p platers these days.
Feel bad for the kids who like cars and can't really get into them because of all the hoops.

>>14941825
Makes me more excited when I go to Eagle on The Hill. Loved dad fanging it along there when I was a kid.

>>14941895
>a year
just go to china, get their licence after the 2 day workshop and come back to get it swapped to a full aus license

>>14941893
Im doing mine at the moment and I just add extra time every entry, its not that bad
Really should have done it when the requirement was 50 hours though

>>14941906
agreed. its the bogans on their fulls usually causing chaos, the p platers are only a bit dickhead.

>>14941713
>drivers license
>cant even drive a diesel
fuck me im glad I got my license just before the shitty laws came in.

>>14941915
how the fuck do you do that?

does the china license seriously work?

>>14941917
There are a lot of p platers that are dick heads though, nothing wrong with a cheeky skid here and there but don't be a fuckhead... at least not on main roads

>>14941747
My brother used ditto marks (" ") for things like rego and they wouldn't accept it, even though he didn't fudge anything.
That fucking bitch at VicRoads.

>>14941922
In vic turbo diesels are completely legal to drive on p plates

>>14941850
I found out recently RACT offer a logbook app that tracks your drives using GPS and compiles all the required info into a PDF that you can print out and hand in, dunno if the other states offer something similar.

It's a cool idea and would take the hassle out of the whole thing but I dunno if I want to be tracked every time I go for a drive.

>>14941906
kek
Kek
KEK

>>14941938
Forgot the link, derp.

http://www.ract.com.au/learner-driver-app

>>14941929
yea, but i honestly see more bogans doing dangerous shit.

the p platers do a bit of a cheeky skid but let's be honest that's nothing, i see bogans doing legit dangerous shit on their fulls.

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>>14935929
>tfw she a coal burning slut anyway

>>14941922
Im pretty sure a diesel turbo is exempt from the rule

>got done for speeding
>6 months added to my green Ps
Fucking cunt, now I have to wait even longer before I get an XR6 Turbo.

>>14941974
I have 3 years to build a fuckoff mang machine for my fulls

>>14941974
welcome to victoria

what's to stop someone from getting a tasmanian license if they live in victoria?

As far as i'm aware, it's license conditions that apply, so a tasmanian on "holiday" in victoria would be able to drive around legally on their p's in a ferrari or whatever.

So a rich person could buy a tasmanian house and then set it as their registered address, register all cars under tasmanian rego + license and i'm just not seeing how it could go wrong.

Legally, the restriction is on victorian p plate licenses.

It's fucking funny, one set of rules for rich people and one for the rest of us.

>>14941991
If you spent too much time 'on holiday' they'd probably fuck you in the ass.

>>14941997
Thats where the bribes come in

>>14941997
But how do they prove it?

I honestly can't see how they will get to the point of even investigating.

>Cop pulls rich guy over in ferrari, he's on his p's
>Cop goes what the fuck
>Tasmanian holiday situation explained
>Cop goes ok since he can't legally fine the cunt
>Possibly defects him a bit to be an asshole
>Guy continues on his merry way

This plan would work even better with ACT license, since they don't have to display P plates as a condition.

You just need to have an address in the state though.

>>14942010
They probably put you on file and if they see you have been pulled over every week for a year (like you will be if you have P plates on a Ferrari) they will ask you to prove you're not living in Vic.

>>14942014
So ACT license, where plates are not required to be displayed. Then you can make up some bullshit about work requring you to spend 51% of time in ACT and 49% in vic.

Plan needs some tweaking but i think for a richfag, it would be amazing.

Wish i could have done it when i was on p's a few years ago

>>14942025
In the end, it really wouldn't be worth the hassle. You should really speak to a law fag, as I doubt they'd let such an obvious loop hole through.

>>14942025
Why bother? Just wait the few years then drive whatever you want

>>14942030
Well it's not something everyone can do, as you need a permanent fixed residence for it.

It is a hassle but imagine being rich, liking cars and being told you can't drive what you love.

They're gonna find a way around it.

I think someone was mentioning china drivers license and then convert it?

>>14941721
>>14941722
It's different in every state. SA doesn't use green Ps or P/W for cars pre-2010.

>>14941756
It's profiling but I kind of get it. It's a certain kind of person that'd be shopping for a P-Plate legal WRX.

>>14941875
I did my hours legitimately but it was something like 50 hours when I had my Ls so it took a month.

>>14941922
Turbo diesels are exempt in most states if they have less than 8 cylinders.

>>14941991
You need a valid address to get the license. You wouldn't be able to get a Tasmanian license as a Victorian. You're also legally required to transfer your license if you move states within a time frame or they can fuck you up the ass.

>>14942025
This >>14942037 people over complicated the Ps process. It's really not THAT long. Who fucking cares?

>>14942038
There'd be something in place to stop that. I know you can transfer a Finnish license to Australia and it exempts you from power restrictions but good luck passing a Finnish driving exam with Australian driver education.

There was a country that had no age requirement for getting your license but you had to get 100% in an absurd written exam full of trick questions to pass. At a certain age (16 or 18) it changed to a standard exam and was easy.

The questions were shit like:
>When turning right at an intersection what lane would you be in
If you said the far right lane you just failed the exam.

>>14942037
I'm not on P's, i'm just curious.

But read >>14942038, i can see why they would bother.

It's a bit fucked to tell them what they can and can't drive, when tasmania has lower fataility rates and they have no restrictions.

Dickheads will be dickheads and a guy in a 200hp rwd car can spin it out same as a guy in a 350hp one, if he's being a dickhead.

I honestly would rather see "D" plates for dangerous drivers like repeat drink drivers, bogans on their fulls who do stupid fucking shit.

P platers in my experience are cheeky, but not all bad. They know to keep their skids to where they won't get done, apart from the few dickhead minorities (who graduate into the full license bogans)

>>14942048
Could not agree more. The problem is not p platers, it's bogans.

I see those cunts in their xr6 turbos being absolute morons every fucking day around me, while the p platers rip a bit of a skid but don't harm anyone.

I wish the media would fucking report on the hundreds of dickhead bogan CUNTS instead of the 1 or 2 idiot p platers.

Bogans are a scourge.

Vicfag, one neighbour is complaining to the council that I park my cars on the street because its hard for them to exit their house when I watched them once and they turned as they normally would and there was no specific trouble caused by my cars. They apparently got the council to take pictures of my cars, is there anything they can actually do about it?

Ayyyyy lads wtf do I buy.
Already got a bike (stuck on babby 250 til next year) looking for something small and fun, 4 doors, preferably tahbo.
Been considering golf gtis (though sort of not really because VAG reliability) and focus xr5ts, what else should I consider?

Hard mode: less than 10 years old.

>>14942177
Fuck, located GC

>>14942177
Mazda 3/6 MPS, turbo Subarus, Fiesta XR4's, maybe Poojoe 207 GTi's?

>>14942186
Legit. Mazda 6 mps would be preddy sweet, haven't been able to find many up my way though unfortunately. Might just have to buy a wrx hatch and eat the insane fucking insurance rate... Hmm.

>>14942197
Bit left of centre but one of those Volvo C30's with the turbo five pot? Same engine as the XR5T but with more swede.

>>14942216
Naw man did have a look but I'm after something with more doors

why are fastbacks so sexy?

Have you guys ever used baby power on your dick? Its pretty magical.

>>14942038
>>14942047
so hypothetically a 17 year old could go to hungary, get their license, come back, transfer their license to a full license after completing the three easy tests?

>>14942296
If I could do dick farts and blow it out I might consider it

>>14942305
Hide it under your foreskin in case you need to make a quick getaway

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>>14942303
picture didn't attach for some reason, looks like the driving test in hungary is really hard and a lot of fucking around anyway though

>>14942303
I'm not sure on the specifics. They'd be placed on Ps at that age anyway due to age restrictions. The Finnish licensing is an exception to most countries because the test is so difficult. The government (at least in this state) recognise it as having advanced driver training.

>>14942310
wait what's to stop you just having a fake hungary drivers license?

do they actually check it's legit?

>>14942319
>do they actually check it's legit?
What do you think?

>>14942319
>>14942325
Cant be that hard. You can find fake licenses on the darknet that have been run through the government thanks to the wonder of corruption

>>14942325
I mean, surely with a western country they do check, but say you get a license from a country like iran, where communication is bad.

>>14942305
Sprinking some on your bunghole then fart, it will keep you amused for hours

>>14942327
Wonder if you can bribe some cunt to get you on the system.

Can't be that hard, just follow him home and offer him a big wad of cash.

>>14942327
You'd most likely have to prove residency as well.

>>14942328
This is something you almost definitely wouldn't get away with.

>>14942335
Step it up cunt, your big wad of cash in his wallet and his big wad all over your face

>>14942335
Can confirm this actually works in victoria, except the guy was my cousin.

Paid him 2 grand and he got me on fulls straight away.

I'm sure there's other corrupt cunts.

>>14942342
Hook me up. I have 10k just sitting in an account, thats my license and a cheap R32

>>14942342
Wouldn't be worth it, for me at least.
I'd be stressing everyday wondering if they'll notice my license is fake.

>All these plebs worrying about getting caught
Just DD a high end motorbike. You can ride between cars and hit 300km/h with ease.

>>14942349
License was 100% legit, he just passed me through the system.

It was not a fakie, it was an actual vicroads license.

>>14942352
Drive a bike with no plates and they can NEVER catch.

But, you need to know how to ride, or you'll kill yourself running.

>>14942353
was he 17 when he got it? did a cop never mention how he looked a bit young for his fulls?

>>14942353
And what happens when the wrong person finds out an 18 year old is on his full Ps?

>>14942353
Bullshit.
Total bullshit.

>>14942364
Shit goes down

>>14942177
>>14942182
>>14942197
Import yourself a Chaser, mate.

>>14942362
>>14942364
I was 24, i just never got around to driving.

He just made it look like i had already completed P's, obviously this won't work for a 18 year old.

>>14942366
>Actually implying victoria is not corrupt

My fucking sides mate, the entire state is full of corrupt cunts.

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>>14942369
http://j-spec.com.au/featured/2002-Toyota-Mark_II-Grande_iR-V-17257.html

Looks like a Camry or something plain on the outside, RWD and packs a turbo 1JZ inside.

>>14942379
I know, you bang on about it in almost every thread you're in.
What I am saying, is it's bullshit that your cousin was able to just enter that in to the system.

>>14942383
not everyone wants a sleeper, bro

>>14942389
U don't get it bruz, da systems is corrupt

>>14942389
This. You can get shitcanned for accessing someones record without authorisation let alone modifying it.

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>>14942394
To every problem is a factory rice solution.

>>14942406
kek, disregard my last post, thing looks yummy with that kit

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australia is gay

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>>14942416

>>14941747
>Have a mate who fudged 70 hours
>Gets off scott free, no repercussions
>Have another mate who lives in a little town 45 minutes away, it's basically a factory, a pub and a bunch if houses
>Drove himself to school every day since he got his L's, easily over 200 hours
>Vicroads denied his log book because it was 'too repetitive' and basically told him it was forged

This is why it's prudent to do your test with a driving instructor, with his car so he can sit in. The guy I took fought over my log book and got it approved because the Vicroads instructor thought I forged a bunch of logs.

>>14942428
My book was very clearly dodgy with shit marked out and filled in wrong, it was accepted without a second look

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>>14942428
>tfw QLD
>forged the night hours, winged the test
>drive tarbo on P's

And what the fuck, too repetitive? Most of my legit hours came from playing the family chauffeur.

>>14942328
They'd just make you do the test, but skip you to Green P's if you're under 25. I had a mate from Guyana, his licence was literally a folded piece of colour cardboard with his details and a passport photo stapled to it. As dodgy as it was, they just made him do the test and skipped him to Greens. If you're from a country with really good driver training, like Sweden or Finland, they just give you your fulls without any issues.

>>14942442
>having brown mates

>>14942389
Mate this is the first time i've even discussed victorian corruption.

You must be confusing me for someone else, but it's an issue most of us are aware of.

>>14942447
>basing your opinion of people on anything other than if they're an asshole or not.

>>14942442
>If you're from a country with really good driver training, like Sweden or Finland, they just give you your fulls without any issues.
what states this for?
in SA they just categorise you by age like under 16 = no license, 16 = learners, 17-19 = p's, 20+ = fulls

>>14942398
And that stops cunts being dodgy why?

It's not unbelievable there's dodgy shit going on, i booked in a car to get it registered, had to go through the pits and the bloke checking it told me literally "500 bucks and you're clean".

Was awesome, since im sure anyone else would have been a cunt about my old shitbox

>>14942436
What car do you drive?, do you get any attention?

>exhaust hanger tears
>car has two side by side so exhaust is still held up
>for some reason end up knocking off the clip holding the rubber hanger on
>try to push hanger back on enough to put clip back
>>nein.jpeg
>exhaust hanger metal things are a few cms misaligned with the ones on the body
>no idea why, exhaust is stock and looks untouched
>call it quits and use ziptie to hold rubber hanger on metal thing, ziptie on old hanger and mount back on, zipties on everything
>hoping they don't burn off tomorrow

how suss would it be to not have an exhaust pipe? thinking of just unbolting it before the rear muffler and dealing with it later

>>14942487
Very. You'd be surprised how loud even a 4 banger can be

>>14942487
It will be ungodly loud, so very suss.

>>14942493
bad thing it's an ls1 aye

probably won't look out of place in my suburb anyway

is there anything a cop can actually do against a missing muffler? assuming it isn't over their decibel limit and everything else is stock and clean
also I imagine that there's another muffler there from my experience with other cars

>>14942500
Ls1 without a muffler will no doubt be way over the limit

>>14942502
fuck
milo tins?

>>14942487
Just twist some wire up to hold it

anybody ever cross countried a 40 year old carbed engine?

>>14942514
Its easy. Just avoid massive altitude changes. Keep a spare carb in your boot if you're worried

>>14942506
The zipties shouldn't melt if it's kept out of the way

>>14942517
do Victorian police give a fuck about SA rego cars?

https://youtu.be/vylbWgyCzlg?t=6m31s
watch through to 7:54
>MURICA'
more fuckin' straya ya retarded cunts
bet those poor rebadged commodores haven't even done a proper skid over there in the fucking usa
>triggered

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>mfw found a sportbak for $800ono locally

>>14942543
Do it cunt

>>14942543
exa's are shit

>>14942543
Link?

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>>14942548
Contacted him, waiting for response.
Don't really want to pay (or really feel they are worth) more than $500. Will see how we go.
Unfortunately it is painted a custom red and not factory grey.

>>14942549
My mum says they're cool

>>14942550
>implying i'll let you buy my sportbak from under me

>>14942543
>/o/
>weebposting

>>14942557
>ca16de
lol

>>14942557
You're a quick one. I was going to offer 1,000 if they sold it instantly to me

>>14942558
>2016
>not being a weeb

That's just a series 1, mine is superior series 2 with CA18DE

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>going to pick up pizza with dad last night
>raining
>pulling out of the pizza shop when he comfortable slides the camry over 2 lanes to get on the road before traffic catches up
i knew there was some hoon in him

>>14942567
Once a hoon, always a hoon

The spirit never dies, you just learn to control it

>>14942567
>talking to mum while driving
>17 and just saw initial D
>Learned about heel-toeing
>Mention it to my mum
>She perfectly heel-toes the entire way home
Apparently my dad taught her in his teens and she was a little hoon. Makes me proud

We should make protests against the bullshut p plate laws

>>14942584
Wouldn't help

>>14942584
muh chillins though. There is no beating it

>>14942576
This. Just the right amount of encouragement and an empty street makes everyone's father floor it

>>14942584
It's doomed, you're essentially trying to fight the media about an issue that has plenty of evidence to support the laws you're trying to protest.

>>14942567
>in darwin on holiday with dad
>he's driving the rental
>in bumfuck nowhere abboland
>go doen wrong turn and its a massive red dirt area for trucks to turn around in
>"dad, it's a rental, you know what you have to do" (said it jokingly)
>>"what do you mean"
>"handbrakies."
>he actually does it and does 3, absolute madman

>not really surprised after I remember
that he'd slide around gravel carparks in his company commodore for our entertainment when we were kids
>how to make a hoon

>>14940686
Why the seppo's run 27mhz and not 477mhz like we do here. They will have no fucking idea what a UHF is.

>>14942613
Did you follow in his footsteps?

>>14940485
I-Com 400 pro and program it to run 25watts. Toss that shitty mag mount and get a fuck off huge white stick antenna. Use LMR 400 coax. Never cheap out on coax.

>>14942622
>They will have no fucking idea what a UHF is.
The 460-470MHz range is restricted to business and public-safety use by law. They use 27MHz because it's permitted.

Australia was using 27MHz prior to the introduction of UHF CB.

>>14942631
this, or get the ic-440 so you can hide everything except the microphone/control unit

https://youtu.be/uK8hr5UaVpU?
fucking lol 3:00 especially

>>14940485
Get one from an online seller, as they will have ones with a built in scanner, so you can listen to other stuff. The ones instore don't usually have this function, atleast from what I've seen.

I have an Oricom UHF058 in car. It has the scanner function, so I COULD listen to the cops before they went encrypted digital a few months back. Now I listen to ambos and taxis.
A good seller on ebay is something like 'autoelecau'.

Got a ubeaut Uniden UBCD396XT at home and a GME handheld.
>tfw no one ever talks to me

>>14942650
>Oricom
pleb, you sound like a tinny fag on it and the uniden.

>>14942633
>Australia was using 27MHz prior to the introduction of UHF CB.
Yeah and its shit, even when you had it dialed in good you only got maybe 10km range. Plus it was mainly line of sight too

>>14942629
'course, though I prefer wet tarmac caroarks since there's no stonechips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbklmEu3PhU
is this video why that anon wanted to import a taurus from seppoland?

>>14942698
>import a Taurus
but we have Tauruses here, its just that nobody likes them

>>14942691
And less tire wear

>>14942584
what part about the laws?

the cars you can get on p plates (in nsw, dunno about other states) are fine. even before they changed to KW a tonne they were still alright

it's not like you're tsuchiya with 1 year driving on your own. just go on the downhill and be like takumi m8

I'm gay and in melbourne.

If anyone here has a nice car like a porsche or aldi tt id like hgook up.

>>14942789
I'm gay an in adelaide

If anyone has a nice car like a V8 commo or XR6T id like to hook up

>>14942806
hi jimmy

>>14942809
Jimmys gone mate, didnt you see him selling his shit on gumtree

>>14942789
>aldi tt

kek, you could say Aldi is the off-brand version of VW.

and another night of fuck all has almost passed

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>mfw bought it for $500

Picking it up in a week or so (the guy's interstate)

WE WAGON NOW

>>14942946
Noice, can't wait to see it on the car.

>>14942631
>>14942633
>>14942650
thanks for the tips mates
will check that out
opted for a mag mount because glass mounts are hella expensive and i don't wanna mess with any part of the car so i'm limited on some options
scanner function sounds definitely noice
>>14940686
fucking murricans ignoring me

>>14942650
>Oricom UHF058
that seems good, but the UHF400R is only 40 kangaroos more. should i opt for that one?

>tfw win $500 on pokies

what do i do with this?

>>14943003
Coke

Why are Subaru liberty and outbacks so fucking overpriced?

>>14943006
fag tax

>>14943006
Because AWD wagon meme makes it expensive

>>14943005
Something clean

>>14942998
Were you planning to DIN mount it?
I THINK that one is DIN size, where as the 058 isn't, and you need to buy a bracket. So you know, then it comes down to about $10-20 difference.

>>14943009
Top shelf coke then

Valiant wagon any good? or keep with my sedan?

thoughts on XF Falcons/ EL Wagons?

>>14943008
Grandad found out his neighbour and his wife were queer when the bought a Subaru
>>14943009
Reee God I hope it's worth it

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>>14942507
That's a temporary fix.

>mum gets me a commodore wagon as a gift for finishing highschool, because first in family to do so
>lowered
>19" clubsport(I think) mags
>exhaust chopped, held up with coathanger
>missing headliner
>No radio
>really shit paint

I added the rest of the exhaust back on, the wire coat hanger holding it snapped when I went to cut it. I didn't mind it, but a dodgy mechanic fucked with some shit on it, wasn't worth fixing

>>14943003
LS1 swap in an afternoon.

>>14943030
thats cute
remember to tell your mum you love her

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mfw I drove a E92 M3 and it was fucking amazing
new cars are just so different to old ones, nothing rattles or shakes

>>14943010
crap, think my car doesn't have a din mount

Would a Manuel EB Falcon be good comfy fun until I get my full license?

Found one, one owner, only issue seems to be that it's a Falcon

>>14943054
It's good isn't it

>>14943209
if it's cheap and in good nick, sure why not

heavy clutches though, hope you haven't been skipping legs day

>>14943226
>legs day

fuck off

>>14943233
Curl bitch pls go

>>14943226
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1110268759

Think he'd take 1500? I probably wouldn't pay any higher than 1800, assuming it mostly works fine

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>following some slow cunt doing 95 on a 110km/h road
>enter town, 80km/h road now
>they speed up

Do these people have brain problems or are they just fucking with us?

>>14943470
Most likely retarded

>>14943470
Never underestimate stupidity.

>>14942601
actually there's evidence to show that in tasmania, there are less deaths per 100k people, without restrictions.

they just never fucking mention the statistics, go look them up yourself.

you poor p platers are fucked, they just use the children argument and people eat it up

>>14943411
no harm in trying

>>14943030
>first person to pass highschool
>has a dodgy vs commodore

>>14943411
thats the cleanest looking EB ive seen in a while

they aren't bad looking cars either

Is there any legit difference between the vy and vz?

>>14945422
The alloytec in the vz is much better than the ecotec in the vy

>>14945546
aren't they both alloytec, apart from the supercharged motor?

>>14945422
depends on what engine and spec

>>14945565
>aren't they both alloytec?
No. They share absolutely nothing in common.

>>14945584
They have the same visual look of them but the VZ has the alloytec which is a way better motor than the ecotec

>>14945565
Supercharged ecotec only came out in the VT's, but you can put that blower on VS commodores and have somewhat of a sleeper.

>>14945607
wasn't the vx also supercharged ecotec?
and some vs calais as well?

>>14945607
Stop right there.
There are ypung P platers on this board.
Our investigation proves "superchargers" are only tools use by evil hoons. To protect out children, Please do not mention these evil hooning devices.

This message provided by ACurrentAffair

>>14945618
maybe idk, I only know they were on the VTs because my parents have a factory supercharged vt

>>14945626
ACuntAffair

>>14942528
yes they flip their shit since sa doesn't use stickers on the windshield for rego

>>14945626
stop right there, your usage if the word "hoon" has severely triggered me. I have heard those horrid burnout sounds every night for years and am absolutely appalled. sinply because I live in an industrial estate does not mean that I should be subjected to these appalling noises.
the term also triggers me due to an accident I had where the imported Japanese hoon vehicle I was travelling behind broke too heavily and I had no choice but to rearend him. the fact that insurance and police sided with this BLATANT HOON shows how low our country has gotten.
it is proof, alongside the illegal holocaust-like conditions that we keep our kind and peaceful boat immigrants in and the fact that this evil liveral government is spending billions on roads when it could instead go to the poor.

>>14945607
>Supercharged ecotec only came out in the VT's
No, the supercharged V6 option was available for the entire duration of the Ecotec run on higher spec Commodores and Statesmans from VS to VY.
>>14945618
Correct.

>>14941197
why not fabricate your own?

>>14943718
Tassie has some good driving roads too, if you don't mind the roadkill.
Wombats are like rocks and do not give a fuck.

>>14943030
This is some heartwarming shit, mate.

>seeing more stanceshit than ever

I want out, cunts.

>tfw haven't been to gym in 2 months
>gym membership expires
>have to fork out $300 for 12 month membership

i aint rich fuk

>>14945607
>the alloytec which is a way better motor than the ecotec
loltimingchains
I'd take an Ecotec over an Alloytec anyday. Sure they have less power, but fuck are they a shitload more reliable. Plus MANGMANGMANGMANGMANGMANG

>>14946211
>he doesn't want 400rwkw n/a
pleb

>>14946219
>n/a
Nah cunt, give me turpo's anyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V13cmEaLEY

>>14946219
How high strung would it have to be?

>tfw no 400rwkw SV6 ute

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>>14945607
The alloytec is a steaming piece of shit. To replace the timing chains (of which there are three) , requires stripping the whole front of car. At a mechanic you are looking at minimum 10hours labour. At the holden dealership you are looking at $2,400+.

This is why everyone flogs them off dirt cheap before they hit the 250k mark. The VE's with the alloytec were prone to early chain stretching, some within 40k.

Ecotecs on the other hand were a solid piece of engineering. My last statesman reached 450k before some mang ran into me on lappy night.

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>>14946326
The later Alloytecs had updated chains (can't remember what years though, IIRC 2011 and up). That said, I'd still take a MANGTEC over one.

The missus has had her timing chain on her VE done once and a mate has had to do his twice on his VZ.
>Mfw the VZ runs like fucking shit and has had numerous problems yet he tried to convince me to buy one over my Barra 270T FG

>>14946209
fucking hell man just buy a power rack and use that at home
yes it will cost you more but in the long run it's a hell of a lot cheaper than paying out the ass for a gym membershit every year

>>14943718
doesn't matter if it's new south wales or tasmania.. if the statistics are more deaths in that state, and the cause of those crashes are from dangerous driving then they have something to support the restrictions.
though it could be them driving dangerous in shitboxes, i don't know.

either way, there's no way p platers driving 300kw cars on the road would lead to less crashes by them

>>14946384
It's of a "do we really need this law?" situation than making it safer

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Hey why do you faggots need your own little nigger-thread? You're nothing special, go make your own imageboard you little panda-fuckers.

It's not like people here make [ D A I L Y E S T O N I A F A G T H R E A D ]'s every fucking day.

I don't know a single australian, but I already hate you all.

>>14946429
NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF

>>14946384
It probably is shitboxes, but

>RWD dangerous
>turbos kill children
>I was raped by a Skyline when I was 12

>>14946429
It's a containment thread.

If you don't like it, hide it in the catalog and move on with your day.

>>14946429
>butthurt estonian gypsy

guys i got knocked back for my plates.

"the characters are considered inappropriate"

3R3CT isnt going to happen, and now i need to get a refund on my 510 fuckin dollars

>be sick
>pull myself into the shower
>rumbley in my tummy
>must be a tiny fart
>fart
>asshole opens up and runny gluggly light brown shit with carrot chunks plobs out ono the floor
>no strength to pucker up
>just keep shitting

>>14945045
It was mechanically good, except the diff was a bit noisy, then that mechanic fucked the electronics on it

>>14945422
>>14945565
VS to VY had the ecotec 3800 that made something around 205hp/147kw. The alloytec was a 3.6 litre that was introduced in the VZ, Made 235hp/175kw, the high output version made 250hp/190kw being naturally aspirated.

>>14944884
>>14945412
I'm gonna offter 1500, but have 1800 on me, hopefully I like it and it has no major issues. Any common issues on the EB Falcons that I should be aware of?

what's the point in a fucking sick day if the doctors visit and shit is going to cost me $200

How much should I expect to pay for a pre-purchase inspection? Is RedBook any good?

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>>14943470
>stuck behind horse float
>they're doing 85 in the 100 zone
>nowhere safe to overtake
>come into a 50 zone
>they keep doing 85
>they get pretty far ahead
>100 zone again
>catch up because he's slowed down to 75 now
>some straights up ahead and they start trying to get as close to the middle line as possible so i cant see past
>line of 14 cars behind me
>very long straight finally appears with no cars on the other side
>have had enough of horse float and go for it
>fucker speeds up
>then starts flashing me like a madman when i've passed
>see other cars over taking him in my mirror
>endless flashes at every car that passes him

>>14946947
wew haha

https://youtu.be/5DhG691wc9c
>tfw you will never be this bogan

>>14947220
>that perfect reverse entry
quality shit right there m8

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http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/29/09/41/lakemba-building-fire
>islamic centre burnt down

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31468970/shots-fired-at-shopping-centre-in-sydneys-west/
>shooting at bankstown mall

RACE WARRRRR
WE'RE GOING TO A HATE WARRRRR
http://youtu.be/1mCExFZBxX0

>>14947190
The last one I did cost me about a hundred bucks.

>>14942528
I wonder if they are clueing onto it or their plate recognition cameras are getting quicker, been passed by a fair few patrol cars going into Vic and never been pulled over.

>>14946811
>3R3CT is too lewd
>meanwhile a french guy I bought my old XF from has MERDE on his Subie

>>14945728
Neither does Victoria

>it's already Friday
Time fucking flies when you're neet

The red headed shorty at Marlborough red rooster has a perfect ass. Damn, I just want to tongue punch it.

>>14947587
*Maryborough

Fucken autocorrect

>>14947530
Every day is a weekend when you're NEET.

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>>14947591
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>>14947587
R-road trip lads?

>>14947000
the main problem is head gaskets blowing due to the shit fuck of an alloy head they used. The auto trans on them grenaded but yours is a manual which is fine