>1st thread: >>14851502 >2nd thread: >>148

1st for bring pringles

2nd for early morning wake ups

3rd for 6am wank sessions.

>danny is a trap

4th for Monday getting up to pay for the NEETs time.

>>14919876
Best way to wake up desu

Work time, lads

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>tfw brit meet has enough interest to be on its 4th thread

>>14921175
The hype has died down but I guess everyone is in that chat thing now, I need to get the app for phone really as I'm never home on the PC anymore.

>>14921513
chat thing?

I was interested, but autism tier /o/ 'inner circle' chats seem a bit off putting.

>>14921525
Someone started a little group chat so everyone can keep in touch, I'm not in it yet though.

Its a decent idea, its an /o/ meet so its going to be a circle jerk but it will be a fun one anyway. I just can't wait to see what kind of arguments people get into.
>my second gear is taller than yours
>half an hour of gear debating and car justifications insue

>>14921175
>yfw only 3 people turn up

>>14921525
It's not as autistic as you'd think. And something like this, which require a large time investment on the day, I think it's handy for everyone to communicate during the build up. Will (B L A C K W I L L) and Danny have already met for example.

>>14921570
>Will (B L A C K W I L L) and Danny have already met for example
we're all hoping they now fuck off and don't come to the main meet.

>>14921570
I've also "met" my stalker on here though I'm not sure what he drives or anything but I think he's attending the meet.

I think its going to be a great time to be fair.

>>14921586
I don't mind Will or Danny.

>>14921587
They met IRL and Will failed to park a real car as he is too used to his Micra

>>14921603
you fags are turning this into a right soap opera, i hope they don't come with their shit boxes to this meet i was going to attend as i thought this was a car meet but just turning more and more into a circle jerk. I can guarantee this will just end up being a couple of people namely these two benders and you. You can all admire eachothers beat up shitboxes.

>>14921603
Haha that's because the Micra parks itself, I just throw it in the direction of a space and no matter what angle you take it fits.

Its fun driving the Micra and coming from a bike, you can filter in it.

>>14921615
There's a decent variety of cars coming, not all shitboxes, there's only like five or so.

Calm down mate.

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>>14921570
Mrcbt and I met as well in our top of the line sportcars

>>14921615
Any soap opera pretensions will be quickly dispersed by the fact we can't talk to each other while we're driving the Tick, unless you're one of the very sad people who bought a walkie talkie

>fags acting like meeting up at the pub is the event
Guys, take a look at some pictures of the Midlands Tick. You're welcome.

>tfw been learning every corner and bend to this road

so going to win this race lads

>going for a spirited drive on this midlands tick
>can't go above 60mph in case the shitboxes fall behind
>these two lovers keep walkie talking each other throughout the drive and holding everyone up
>trying to get X amount of cars to overtake a bus, all the sub 1.6's don't have enough power to overtake

This will be a stop every 2 miles event to let everyone catch up, which in turn will turn into a 30min circle jerk at the roadside.

I bet we'll only cover a quarter of the tick

>>14921711
>implying I am waiting for anyone
We'll agree a place to meet post-Tick for anyone that wants to soap it up. Might be tempted desu but I do want the day to be about driving and open roads

>>14921711
Everyone should just do what they want on the tick, no point waiting up for anyone especially me, I'll roll on the first turn.

>>14921711
We still need to agree to a meeting pub at the other end (one of the locals should advise) then everyone can go their own pace.

>>14921784
>then everyone can watch the gpx shoot off into the distance
>:)

Oh wait, shit, isn't an actually fast bike coming now?

>>14921794
My other mate intends to come on a VF500 too. I wish I had a full licence because I'd be going on an RGV.

>>14921615
>being this bitter

You must be scottish

There's no "inner circle" all we do is talk shit and organize two man mini meets and stuff

On a separate note what's the general consensus on non /o/ passengers. A friend of mine who uses 4chan just not /o/ wants to ride shotgun

>>14921513
You should join the slack channel mate plenty of banter

>>14921878
bitter isn't the word, i was looking forward to this meet as i thought it would be a decent event with some nice cars and a nice drive.

it's going to be a drama.

>>14922015
do what you want you black cunt it's your car

>>14921644
Morse code with horns.

I'm definitely forgoing the walkie talkies; I can't drive and hold things at the same time. The road sort of vanishes if I'm not concentrating.

>>14922015
Drop him off halfway around the drive. Someone else can pick him up if they feel like it.

>>14921615
> Expecting other than old hatchbacks
It's like you don't even know what it's like owning a car in britain in 4chan's demographic.
I just get the feeling I'll be self-conscious about having the newest car and not having enough power in 5th to do anything below 60.

>>14922096
They don't have to be hatchbacks, there is no excuse. 190Es and E30s are still cheap, albeit rusty, and we have the best used car market that I know of in the UK bro. Get a landbarge with a huge engine that kids don't buy and smash up to beat the insurance game. Under 21s it's acceptable to drive a heap.

>>14922015
I might bring a pillion on the bike. Not a 4clammer but loves tiny old hatchbacks and nocar. Picked up car knowledge from listening to me and others talk over the years, was my team when I drag raced the GS430

>>14922273
Taxes and insurance go by engine capacity, if you don't know.

Either put up with cheap cars, or don't show up. Stop being an elitist prick.

>>14922352
I'm not the guy who's bagging on everyone for their cars, my first car was a '92 1.4 carburettor Ford Escort. But insurance doesn't go by engine capacity and, after a certain year, neither does tax. People do some incredible stuff in this country with small cars due to the limitations placed on them (pressure makes diamonds) but they're not me at all.

>>14922273
Not everyone wants a landbarge, by definition they aren't interesting to drive

>>14922352
They don't. A 2.0L mondeo and S2000 are vastly different in insurance but have the same engine size

>>14922015
Ye I will do when I get the app for the phone I suppose. What are the details on it all again?

>>14922417
Email [email protected] loads of abuse and cheese pizza and put 'slack channel' in the subject line

>>14922376
>>14922363
I don't think he worded it correctly, but technically he is right; insurance does go by engine size. It's just that it's one of the many criteria they take into condieration when deciding how much money they want to scam out of you.

Any of you lads go to Japfest? Saw a sweet convoy on my way into work. Also spotted these two QT's.

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>>14922599

>>14922605
RUNNIN IN THE 90'S

IS THE NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE

Is the dramatrolling over? Can we be car friends again?

>>14922777
If the elitist prick doesn't come back, sure.

>>14922831
I think 2 of those posts were me. I wasn't intending to shit on anyone's car (Your first car was not as bad as my first car, whatever it was), just battling the disinformation that all you can drive as a young guy in the UK is a small hatchback.

Is making a cut-out-and-keep guide for doing my alignment properly, complete with pictures, a bit patronising to hand to the tech at the shop?

>>14922831
fuck off with your shitbox

>>14922877
If this gets any serious replies, I will lose faith in Brit/o/

>>14922896
i lost faith in brit/o/ as soon as i heard the majority of the cars there will be shitboxes

>>14922919
2/10, got a reply

>>14922929
they are literally shitboxes how am i trolling?

>>14922944
Ever been to a car meet? You have rows of idiots in brand new Fiesta STs beaming happily, but there are still good cars there, too. And the FiST guys enjoy it as much as the guys who bring the real cars.

>>14922967
A fiesta ST isn't a shitbox, im talking about 1.2 micras. even though ford is shit i have nothing against fiesta ST owners.

>>14922986
>he realises, slowly, that car taste is subjective, and is hoist by his own petard

>>14922993
No i think the shitboxes should have their own meet at the nearest scrapyard.

>>14923003
Popular opinion seems to be that you should have your own meet at home with all your friends desu

>>14923003
I'm honestly glad you;re not going to come.

>>14923053
>>14923043
Yeah i'm really gutted i wont be seeing your £300 'hot' hatches.

>>14923063
>implying i'm bringing a hatchback
I hope you enjoy whatever you do on the day. I will be driving one of Briain's best roads

>>14923063
He posts while looking miserably at the Oyster card snuggly resting in his wallet

oi oi lads I'm looking at getting a '09 Clio GT
thoughts?

>owns and drives a 1.2 shitbox
>posts on a board designed for car 'enthusiasts'

>>14923093
Careful, you might anger our resident "all my opinions are facts" busrider.

>>14923099
>no true scotsman
>still bitterly clutching that buspass

>>14923103
>>14923110
>he thinks my 1.2 'hot' hatch is a shitbox
>he must be a bus rider, only real car enthusiasts buy beat up 1.2 £300 bangers

my sides

>>14923120
10/10 for the derailing to be fair

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>>14923083
post your bus passes lads

>>14923120
This post is the most bipolar thing I've ever read. Holy shit.

>>14923134
>t. shitbox owner

>>14923141
>I'd rather drive nothing than own a car
>I'm a real enthusiast guise!
rofl

How about we have two meets at opposite ends of the route?

One meet for normal cars

The other for shitboxes

We both do the same road starting at each end, then half way through (well as far as the shitboxes make it) the two groups can pass each other and wave.

>>14923146
I have a car, just not a fucking shitbox lol

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>>14923131
literally only fucking plebs take the bus

>>14923167
>>14923131
do you have them in case your £3.50 shitboxes blow up?

>>14923099
Do you like Rally2k?

>>14923151
how do we decide what a shitbox is and not?
displacement?
0-60 times?
hp/litre?

>>14923172
don't even own a car 2bh

>>14923167
i use the overground most of the time, followed by the tube and the bus only when i have to

>>14923172
i have one of the faster cars signed up on the sheet but i only use it on the weekends

>>14923174
i decide

>>14923184
is my 1.2 2004 corsa a shitbox?

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>>14923154

bread on bonnet or GTFO faget

>>14923207
inb4 "I-I-I don't have to p-prove myself to a bunch of shitbox-drivers!!"

>>14923154
are you the MG fag

>>14923221
I'd say it is.

He got quite shitty when someone attempted bantz with him.

>welshcakes

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>>14923154
>I have a car

Pic related

>a n I m e s t I c k e r s

We need to come up with a team name and sticker design.
Then the anti-shitbox anon can come challenge us.

>people get defensive when their prestigious £2.99 shitboxes get insulted

>>14923264
They do when buspassfags are doing it out of spite.

>>14923263
Ka vs Micra drag races when?

>>14923233
There was a guy last thread who got all depressex when he realised the Amerilards would mock us and our meet because mostly fwd hatchbacks were attending. Probably that guy too.

>>14923264
I'd rather own a £300 shitbox than have to mingle in 60 other people's farts and BO.

>>14923277
ctrl F 'shitbox' on the thread, it is the same guy he has a thing about micras, ka's etc

>>14922847
>(Your first car was not as bad as my first car, whatever it was)

2nd gen 1.1 Fiesta, absolutely fucking coated inside and out with beeswax, inherited from my grandfather because he'd been hoarding money for my grandmother, who went out and bought a new car as soon as she discovered he'd done so.
It lasted about a month before I had to sell it. I couldn't afford to insure it, it turned out to be a cut and shut, and I'd bent my mother's newer Fiesta and had to pay the insurance excess.

Although my 'real' first car that I actually bought and insured and drove and fixed (and fixed and fixed and fixed) was a 1.6 '99 Astra SXi. I loved it, but it hurt to change gear and stop, and every bump had me listening for unusual noises.
I miss it. And the ridiculous acceleration for something so old, big, and heavy.

>>14923043
But he doesn't HAVE any friends!

>>14923184
So, one 'meet' with just you, and the rest of us at the real meet?

>>14923207
This. Prove it's your fucking car, photo with your dick on the bonnet. On the bread.

Is my 1.6 Focus counted as a shitbox? It's nice, but not very quick. I suppose it's only shitty if you want to be somewhere else RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
But it's comfy, handles well, nice stereo, and, most importantly, DOESN'T FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING EXPENSIVE EVERY COUPLE OF THOUSAND FUCKING MILES like my old Astra did.

>>14923292
So he's a "muh 4chan" neckbeard who takes shit here far too seriously and who gives a shit about the opinions of shitposting strangers.
Absolute fucking apex kek.

>>14923271
The Micras (assuming that they're at least 1.3s) should beat the Ka's in a drag race, based on 0-60 at least. Unless someone brings a SportKa or an engine swapped Ka, there's no chance for the Kamrades.

>>14923277
Do they not realise that shitbox pride is worldwide?

Cheap runabout that can be used to practise wrenching on. Then when it gets too expensive to maintain, just buy another one.

>>14923287

Me too.

>>14923328
>not TWAT Racing Development

>>14923302
My Escort was so rusty that the floor flexed and sat on the exhaust whenever there was a person in the car. I bought it for £50 with a misfire and got it hot with the bonnet open to cure it.

>>14923248
Please leave the 'special ingredient' out. Thanking you in advance.

>>14923248
You'd better be bringing some. And my bacon roll.

>>14923341
Buying them from cardiff market, no need to worry

>>14923263
Cymru Speed Stars

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>>14923328

>>14923346
>cardiff market

You imply that's a good thing.

>>14923338
How did that ever pass an MOT?

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>>14923334

you all need to post your potential shitbox so i can tell who is and isn't coming.

>>14923393
What does the T stand for?

>>14923455
What does WAT stand for?

SBOCUK

ShitboxOwnersClubUK aka all you twats

>>14923464
Willy attack tanks

>>14923469
BPRC - Busspass Renewers Club

>>14923455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

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Countless man hours later.

>>14923488
Fukken saved

>>14923469
NSBDPC - Next Stop Bus Driver Please Club

>>14923502
Ok this made me laugh. Thanks.

>>14923502
Needs more Micras to be legit.

>>14923502
Shit, I work with someone who drives an older Micra than that silver one at the bottom.

>>14923387
I don't pay for MOT tests desu mate I pay for certificates

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I seriously hope none of you fell for the premium fuel meme.

>>14924124
my car is mapped for v power m8

>>14924124
higher octane fuel is a real thing

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Im coming down with my tower hamlets crew we will be laughing at your shit cars

>>14924124

Tesco 99 is virtually the same price as branded normal fuel.

>>14924124
>not having a high compression engine

>>14924236
>not having an engine that makes you pay more for less miles
wew

>>14924263
>high compression engine
>less efficient
wew to you, lad

>>14924264
It's not when you have to pay more for your "efficiency". You might fill up a little bit less but I'd rather not pay a premium for that.

>>14924124
I seriously hope the meme meme stops sometime soon.

>>14924270
You paid a premium for your "efficient" engine, faggot.

>>14924312
>>14924270
Why are we fighting, fellows? The true enemy is the Scots.

>>14924371
The true enemy is pakis and sandniggers m8
Who are ruled by lizard overlords running Brussels

>>14923464
Wat automotive technologies

Given we are halfway to the bump limit and nearing the last page ill give this thread a bump. Ive made an itinerary of the meet but its such a pile of shit i dont want to post it.

>>14926191
Just post it anyway lad everything feels a bit disorganized it'd be nice if I could look at a sheet and see details and not sheer autism like the spread sheet

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So this is the suggested route from the start pub to the tick, with the tick, and with the new end pub on it. Do we want to be driving through Nottingham?

/maps/xAFpDgmTdts

Add the pic and that bit together.

>>14924385
>not hating every other nationality in the Union
Foreigner detected

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>>14927579
other than the boring m1 i dont think we can get away without driving through nottingham. so long as we stick together and regroup before we start the tick we should all get through alright.

>>14927828
Ok I'll do a full exportable route this evening that uses what google suggests for the first bit to the shell.

Shouldn't be too bad, it's only ~25 miles to the start.

>>14927836
So we can expect the Micras to take around an hour to reach the Tick? Assuming no traffic and full throttle

>>14927847
its through the middle of nottingham so its mostly a 30 zone to get to the tick. so its likely the micra's will be in their zone and we will all overheat before we get there.

>>14927854
Are we rev bombing pedestrians and shouting compliments at local women or is it not that kind of meet?

>>14927847
I'm going to be doing exactly the speed limit and obeying every road law. Just to be on the safe side I may drive 5mph under the limit.

>>14927870
it is exactly this type of meet.

10 points to every female ass you can slap cheezy wotsits dust on

>>14927880
>not shouting oi oi sexy at any woman under the age of 30
Is this life outside of London? If so, I want no part of it

>his driving jam isn't Sophie Ellis bextor's masterpiece album read my lips

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>>14928015
>his driving jam isn't the first line of Men at Works masterpiece "Down Under" looped for the entire journey

>>14928028
Seriously bro, Read My Lips is the greatest driving album of all time.

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>>14928036
but

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>>14928042
I will be handing out copies of this album at the meet so that people have an alternative to Eurobeat for the touge

>/o/ meet, sounds fun.

>Literally already been turned into a tripfagging personality contest with elite inner chatroom and insider memes

I literally hate human beings. Even autists on a Tibetan fingerpainting imageboard will divide themselves up into little social in-groups immediately.

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Will you guys bully me if I don't know much about working on cars or the difference between an E36 and an E41 :(

j-just wanna drive a fun road and pub it with the br/o/s.

Pic related but not mine.

What will the ricer proportion be?

I'm not gonna be the only guy there that thinks taking an old 3 series or MR2 and modifying it is sad, and taking a 1.2 Micra and "modifying" it is kinda pathetic, am I?

>>14928183
>caring about how people interact when you'll see them for a grand total of an hour before its time for pure driving pleasure

>>14928183
>elite inner chatroom
Literally anybody can join, we just talk shit. There's nothing elite about it.

>>14923302
>Is my 1.6 Focus counted as a shitbox?

1.6 Golf reporting in

#I'llRideWithYou

>>14928219
I think there's only the one Micra ricer.

>>14928219
What modifications are talking about

I don't see anything wrong with taking a classic and straight piping it, doing some engine tuning and rebuilding the block a bit stronger.

>>14928183
>elite inner chatroom

That anyone can join.

>>14928347
>What modifications are talking about

Anything not stock.

>Putting a cheap tacky silver radio with blue lights in.
>Replacing light clusters for non-stock shitty tacky designs or blacked out ones.
>Stickers
>Neons
>Putting black crap on the bonnet cos it "looks cool"
>Making the lights "meaner"

Modest mechanical upgrades and tinkering is fine. Upgrading functional components like the exhaust is ok I guess, but non-stock look will lose points. Loud chav braaaap will definitely not be tolerated.

Engine upgrades is mostly ok, but engine swap not so much. But I appreciate some people like mechanical tinkering and projects so I have no beef if it's functional stuff.

What I hate is someone taking an old 3 series, ripping out all the interior, replacing the engine, putting Recaro seats in, making it "looks sporty look I'mma racing driver cos I have a 5 point harness :DDD".

It's not a 3 series anymore. It's a shell with a new engine in and tacky chavvy wannabe F1 driver shite inside. No doubt there's also an amp in the boot

>>14928199
I don't know the difference between an E36 and an E41 because I find German cars suicide inducingly boring.

>>14928361
Will you be walking around the car park with a clipboard scoring each car?

>>14928386
I will be bringing Sophie Ellis-Bextor CDs and certificates and handing them out for worst vehicle, slowest vehicle, biggest autist, blackest will and best vehicle (voting before we head to the tick)

>>14928416
But what if i want to blast some B*Witched instead?

>>14928477
The audio choices have already been decided, sorry mate. Hopefully you win one of the categories so you don't have to switch your radio off

If anyone is nocar and wants a cheap shitter for the meet, my A6 is up for sale for £800

>>14924124
The fuel cap says 95 MINIMUM, and I get shitty mileage and no power on it, along with unhapy noises. BP Momentum 99 ftw.

>>14926191
Can the next thread be '1.2L shitbox edition'?

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>>14928840
>BP

>>14928088
Eww.

I'm tempted to bring my laptop along for music piracy fun times, but I doubt you people appreciate power metal.

>>14928361
Only 'mods' on mine will be a super aftermarket oil filter and the array of dents from driving in Reading.
I may get some fixed before the meet. I'm at least going to fix the paint scratches, because I have contact details for one of the cunts that hit me.
Fucker's gonna regret giving me his phone number. And if it's wrong, well, I have his number plate. I can get the police on his ass for it.

>>14928840
There's literally no 1.2 Micra's coming, you've got the wrong generation.

And yeah, I will fill ultimate sometimes, it gives me a fair few more miles to the tank, just about breaks even to justify itself.

>>14928853
It's the only premium they do at Tesco, though. Which is important, because I work there. Also, pay at pump means no human interaction. Unless someone asks me for help trying to work their fuel cap.

>>14928864
>There's literally no 1.2 Micra's coming, you've got the wrong generation.

I meant it as a snub to the elitist prick whining about all the 1.2L shitboxes.

>>14928869
Oh sorry man, thought you were him!

>>14928874
Nah, just taking the piss out of him.

Although this HAS given me an idea. Maybe we SHOULD have a shitbox meet someday. Set an absurdly low budget to buy a used car, maybe £350 or so. Then do a bunch of Top Gear challenges, including how much you can get for it selling it after the meet.

>>14928867
wait wait tesco premium is BP?

>>14928882
That would be pretty damn fun if we could get a few people interested in it actually.

What about a shitbox banger race. Or maybe we can have some 24 hours of lemons thing going on, I really want that to become a thing in England so badly.

I think I'd have the least /o/ car if I went but I'm moving house on the 20th.

1.2 fiat 500... Base model life!

>>14928882
£50 entry fee, get ten people on it. £150 max value of car and mods. Race from lands end to John o groats, winner gets the pot

>>14929031
I'm up for this. We should do this as the Autumn meet.

>>14929185
No way will you get ten people off /o/ to do this desu, it's just a fantasy. If the prize money were bigger, say, £500 entry fee each and the cost limit the same, it'd be worth doing teams cause you'd win 5 grand for an outlay of 650 + fuel + insurance.

>>14928884
You didn't know that? It's literally written on the pumps and the signs.

>>14928889
Banger races are apparently fucking fun, but you need safety gear and technical knowledge and stuff like that.

>>14929031
What have I started?
£150 would be a bit low for me; Best I can find for around that price is 'AA man told me it had a water pump issue', a 1.0 Micra with almost 200k miles, and a 2003 Focus 1.6 that resembles the surface of a golf ball.
And a Renault Scenic that needs two new tires and a bunch of other crap.

£160 gets me a Peugeot 206 that's partway stanced due to fucked suspension, though.

>>14929265
>not cheating and buying a car with a fucked engine then swapping it for a good un
I'd buy a CVH Ford then swap in a built 1.6 and no one would be any the wiser

>>14929294
Car AND MODS.

Besides, it's not the engine that goes wrong around here. It's the suspension, because potholes and speed bumps.

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>this sexy waifu approaches you at the meet
>starts singing 'the universe is you' and running her finger down your a pillar
>never breaking eye contact
What do you do, /o/

>>14929303
>not cheating
Why live

>>14929337
Sweat cold like a real man.

>>14929337
Turn up the music to drown her out?

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If this girl was coming to the meet what car would she drive?

>>14929400
She wouldn't drive, her nu male estrogen rich 'boy'friend would give her a lift to the meet in a 1.0l Micra upon which it would be expected that they be given a 20min headstart to account for the inherent inequality of society.

Even with the 20 min lead the z20 swap Corsa would still win the race due to Patriarchy Power [TM]

>>14929185
Next meet at Santa Pod pls. Only a faget wouldn't want to see MICRA DRAG RACES

>>14929532
If you're going to USC, you're welcome to camp with my group. A local garage-but-really-a-coke-front is going with a lot of ridiculous cars

>>14929439
Confirmed for never seen rose before

>>14929400
>girl
>she

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Courtesy slag, no need to thank me lads

>>14930165
At least get new slags

>>14930165
>reposting slags from the spreadsheet
fuck off

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>>14930165

>>14929031
Except it would probably cost £350 to fuel a banger to get to JO'G from Lands End. Make the entry fee £100 to sweeten the deal.

>>14930722
impressive slag

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>>14928088
damn, just downloaded this. i can picture it already
>driving through nottingham at 30 mph blasting WHY DOES IT FEEL SO WHY DOES IT FEEL SO WHY DOES IT FEEL SO WHY DOES IT FEEL SO while held up by a 1.3l micra which is in turn being held up by a 1.0l micra

how can life get any better

>>14930192
>>14930230
You could help out, m8s

>>14931359
>ever doubting me
Physical copies will be free at the meet.

>>14929665
>this shitlord wants to call someone by their biological and not actual gender

please leave and educate yourself mate

I hope Brit/pol/ come in their Britain First Land Rover.

Fucking hell, I just checked the spreadhseet after a few days away from home, theres loads of people going now.

I hope you're all ready to have the Tick ruined by never being able to safely pass two clapped out Micras and some KAs.

>>14931938

>implying anyone's gonna show

>>14931938
>theres loads of people who will flake
Ftfy

>>14931982
>>14931983
Eh, I dunno, seems like most people are genuinely up for it.

I guess I'll find out when I'm the only guy at Potters Bar at 7:30.

>>14931994
Oh fuck, I meant pottage haha holy shit, I definitely would have been the only guy there~

>>14932001
Pease Pottage?

morning lads

exportable map

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Morning lads, what a lovely day to be a NEET

>>14935494
>morning
Murricans fuck off

>>14935528
10am to 1pm is morning for neets.

>that moment when you realise SEB stands for both Sophie Ellis Bextor and Super Euro Beat

>>14935560
>tfw ordered SEB 71 for £4
>someone actually traded in an SEB album to MusicMagpie

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I've never liked Eurobeat

Those of you whom are convoying, you should get a cheap CB radio off ebay

Do most of you fuckers know each other? Thinking of coming down from staffordshire.

>>14935560
>that moment when you realise that Soph allows the Eurobeat to live
>>14935763
I think couple man have met up already, but I don't know anyone. Staffordshire isn't too far.

>>14935800
Yeah the distance isn't too bad, never done the tick run before, if it's anything like the snake pass or cat and fiddle run it should be interesting.

>>14931938
>I hope you're all ready to have the Tick ruined by never being able to safely pass two clapped out Micras and some KAs.

> Implying I'll be able to get the power down to pass anyway

>>14931983
I'm still a maybe, but leaning towards a yes. All depends on how fucked I am from Download.

>>14935880
You're probably going to flake desu. Will be pleasantly surprised if you come. I'm personally expecting 20% of signups to show

>>14936322
Probably. It took me a week to get over the hangover after last year. And to get rid of the shits from unwisely trying potato wedges topped with chicken tikka in the middle of the night while drunk and unable to hear much.

>>14932012
No I got it all wrong, was way too tired after work last night. Basically, the M25 one!

>>14936322
Even if only like 5 people show it'll still be a laugh. I'm also going to drop a bike off up there so that'll be good.

>yfw I take the tick on in the Micra with a trailer attached

>>14936796
Potter's Bar, then?

>>14935690
What's wrong with a PMR 446 walkie talkie?

>>14936909
How about somewhere on the M1 so everyone coming from London/the South East can meet in one place?

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Anyone from up north want to meet on the M1 southbound?

>>14937856
A meet up is good idea.

Us Welshys and Bristol and Devon dudes are meeting somewhere to convoy up

Are Pringles and Black Ice mandatory on this meetup?

Devondude is in France that weekend, if I recall right, so not going to be able to make it.

>>14938381
Pringles, yes. Black Ice, only if you can handle the immense freshness of a few shitboxes all honking of Poundland aftershave.
Greenpeace will be called and all the cars impounded, for being too Fresh.

Moar slags

>>14928230
>>14928219
there is only one riced micra can confirm. dont worry i know its an eyesore to some people but i like looking at it and dream that one day micra can into fast

>>14938381
>Black Ice
>not Bubblegum Jelly Belly

>dropped brake pad in bucket of oil and filth while servicing caliper yesterday
>sprayed it off with brake cleaner and reinstalled
Bretty gud desu

>>14937856
Best place for Southeast/Londonfags not meeting at the M23/M25 services would be the M1 Travelodge just after Luton. Also if you can simultaneously open more than one channel with that walkie-talkie then sure, why not. Some cheap walkie-talkies are shit at anything other than 1-1.
>>14937909
You guys are taking the M5 up towards Birmingham then going across towards Notts, right? Us Southeast/Londonfags join the M1 very early into our journey.

>relying on others to get to the meet

>>14942874
Who are you quoting

>>14942911
Everyone arranging to meet up on the way to the meet up senpai

>>14942915
How in any way is that "reliance on others" you fucking spastic holy shit I am mad

>>14942915

I'm not relying on anyone else, it might just be fun to have a convoy that's all

>>14942915
>Arranging to meet up to have a convoy of shitboxes
>Reliant on others in order to get to the meet.

Pick one, and only one.

>>14937856
>How about somewhere on the M1
I'll be on it between Oxford and Birmingham, but don't recommend any services up there.

>>14942730
>Us Southeast/Londonfags join the M1 very early into our journey.
I don't. No point heading towards london and then back out. Not when I'm only 30 minutes from the M40.

Otherwise, I like to cruise at 75-80 for optimal MPG versus MPH.
What's our policy on stopping for overheating shitboxes?

>>14942949
Where do you live? Somewhere in Hampshire?

>>14942957
Near Reading. A404-M40, then cut past Kettering to the M1.

>>14942964
>M1
You mean the A1M? The M1 is before Kettering if you're going East from the M40, which you will be if you're coming from Reading and cutting across Kettering.

Your route is confsuing me. So you're going on the A404 to the M40 then you're cutting across to Kettering from where?

Seems like it would be faster to take the M4 to M25 then clockwise to M1.

>>14942991
No. There's shittons of roadworks on the M4, and the chance of me being hit by some shithead passing Slough would be immense. The M4-M25 junction is always crammed, and it'd take me past the M40-M25 junction, which causes jams.

Okay, looking at Google, it seems I'm confusing MYSELF here.
I have three potential routes.
> M40-M1 past Silverstone, and up past Loughborough.
ROADWORKS ALL THE WAY, 50MPH AVERAGE SPEED NAZIS
>M40-A46-M69-M1
Takes me past Coventry on the ring road there.
> M40-M42-A42-M1
Takes me on the Birmingham ring road. Speed camera capital of the UK! Random arbitrary changes of speed while keeping up the arse of the vehicle in front to stop people pushing in, and with someone rammed up your arse to prevent the same. And god forbid you're in the wrong lane.

I'm looking at option #2, because FUCK SPEED CAMERAS.

>>14943044
>FUCK SPEED CAMERAS
Why? You aren't illegally speeding, are you?

>>14943219
Of course not. I just don't like the bleeping noise my satnav makes when I pass them.
Every.
20
Fucking.
Meters.

Also, spaghetti junction is a haven for people who can't keep lanes, and roadworkers who wouldn't know a flat surface if you ran them over with a steamroller.

>>14943219
>anons shitbox can't reach 60mph

my sides

>>14943240
It's still faster than your bus pass desu

>>14943232
>his satnav doesn't have a function to turn off speed camera warnings

>>14943249
>his shitbox would literally disintegrate as soon as it hits 60.1mph

>>14943240
I got my Ka to 85 racing against my Dad's Qashqai.

>only just reading about this today
>could've been a second AW11 driver
>now some cunt's on about power metal
I need to get another car and dust off my driving mix of Jamiroquai and Austrian Death Machine.

>>14928860

>>14943258
How did you find a road that long?

It does 0-60 in 13 seconds, it's not impressive but it's not like I need a runway.
How fast does your bus accelerate?

>>14943286
Meant for>>14943268

>>14943266
>Austrian Death Machine

Damn, now thats fucking metal.

>>14935763
>STAFFS
I'm thinking of going too if I've got a car by then.
Got a couple of mates who might be interested too.

>>14943294
Got a recommendation for them while streaming Rocksmith. CD turned up a couple days after my crash so the first time I got to blast it was popping to the shops in the automatic A3 courtesy car.
>that look bus wankers give you when they're confronted by "WHO IS YOUR DADDY? WHAT DOES HE DO?!"
Think it's only second to driving my brother's MX-5 Mk1 down to him with Test Match Special blaring out.

>>14943250
Oh, I can turn it off, but I don't want to. I need it for when I use the M25, because the fucking things move.

>>14943328
>>14943291
Touch a nerve?

I'm going to bring a set of jump leads and an electric tyre inflator in a backpack. If we have a jack, stands and a socket set we should be able to avoid any catastrophic failures at the meet.

>>14943388
I just really hate speed cameras. And the beeping is annoying as fuck when it goes off every couple of seconds

>>14943559
Didn't mean to quote you bruv

Meant to quote this wasteman >>14943286
>>14943291

>>14943582
My point stands. It's a fucking annoying beeping.

But I'll take anyone on in a slow acceleration contest. I think I got the worst year for the new Focus.
Hopefully my snazzy new oil filter will work out.

>>14943604
All I want is my brake pads sorted. Shit's squeaky as fuck and my brake pedal feesl like sponge, even though the car still stops well compared to other cars, it stops shit.

>>14943645
I need new pads and disks soon. MOT came up as advisory on both last month.

Oil change this weekend, unless it's even colder outside. New filter, name-brand oil now it's not going to be leaked/burned over a month.

Incidentally, anyone want a bottle of Tesco Fully Synthetic Motor Oil? I have two or three laying about from my old car's habit.

>>14943219
Yes.

>>14943504
We could put our keys in a bowl, everyone takes a key and you then have to do an engine swap

>>14943504
>If we have a jack
Emergency jacks should be fine, right?

> Stands
Bricks.

> Socket set
I'll have lost mine again by then.

>>14943943
This could end horribly....

A 1.6 Ecoboost in a Ford KA

>>14943943
>Will pulls the 350Z keys

>>14943960
https://youtu.be/ja2E7ziMiWY
Ka is a sleeper platform.

>>14943943
Or everyone takes a key and you drive that car on The Tick

>>14944050
>mrcbt gets gpx keys
>wheelie down road using 125cc techniques

>>14944100
kek i forgot about that
>tfw i can't into bike

How good is blackcircles.com?
Shall I just go straight to a garage and cut out the middle man?

>>14944577
wut blackcircles is a retailer, the garage would buy from a retailer then charge you for them. The garage is the middle man....

>>14944591
ah OK I thought blackcircles was a bit like justeat

>>14944600
another good option is to go on ebay and pick up cheap tyres there, you can pick up some decent part worns on premium brands for next to nothing.

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>clicked on streetview on a random part of the route
>see this tvr
>spin the camera around
>see this evo
nice

technically it's off the route but you can see it on the left of the bottom pic

>>14944835
>google managed to find a day in the UK where it wasn't pissing with rain or overcast and fucking grey
Lucky fucks

>>14944577
Order from ebay. It's just about the cheapest way to acquire tires.

Don't bother going to a chain to get them fitted because they'll say no and harp on about muh warranty.

>>14944577
Gumtree.

So before I join you lot for this I'm gonna need a new car. How much financial suicide is an RX-8 in Britain?

>>14945167
Somewhere between complete and total.

>>14945167
you can get a cheap one and rag the fuck out of it until the day of its death comes.

just get one cheap, say if you paid like £600 and had it for 3 months before it died, look at it as £200 a month funs worth.

you can blow more then that a weekend on coke so why not.

>>14945058
>>14944760
>>14945062
how would I go about fitting and then balancing them?

just take them to an independent garage?

>>14945201
>you can blow more then that a weekend on coke

Only if you're literally drinking it non-stop.

>>14945215
anon pls

>>14945213
inde garage, will charge like a few quid.

offer to suck them off then maybe less

>>14945223
decent
theres a garage that my dad has used a few times for various things and they've always been reliable
I'll give them a bell tomorrow and ask them for a quote

>>14945167
Under 23? Total.
23 or over? Manageable if you aren't a neet.
You're better off buying an RX-7 and removing the turbo (if it has one) desu

>>14945201
>you can blow more then that a weekend on coke so why not.
Interesting logic.

>>14945167
You'd probably have to spend more trying to make the RX-8 look good.

>>14945179
>>14945201
>>14945244
Check that off the list then. Probably go to the fail safe of an MX-5 and put stripes down it and pretend it's a mini-Viper.

>>14945201
You can get running, MOT'd, 3 month's worth RX-8s for less than £600 even. Saw one go for £300 with nothing but a puncture wrong with it.

>>14945425
Fuck it just get a shitter of an rx8, I'm planning to do that one day but I think I'm gonna go to the scrap yard and get the engines from a couple of them. One day my Micra will be a RWD rotary. Definitely not yet another pipe dream of mine!

>>14945787
I don't have the means nor the know how to do that.
I just want a cheap sports car since I enjoy being that twat friend who makes the others bid against each other for a lift.

>>14946949
Well the rx8 will do that. Like the other guys have said they are dirt cheap right now and not sought after so you can pick up an MOTd runner for nothing.

Insurance will be a big issue with owning it, that and the fuel it will use to be honest.

Shit, get the mx5, much better choice for a car you'll want to be using daily. Decent on fuel, especially compared to a rotary, peppy engine and RWD. Only has two seats too, which is a plus and a minus.

I think you'd have fun blasting an RX8 around but in the end of the day the MX5 would be the better car for you right now.

The RX8 would be more fun, so I think the decision is already made

New thread when

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>>14949437
>>14949437
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