>driving >notice police vehicle behind me >he is speeding

>>14884732
Flip the pig off, then downshift and speed away. Show the man you have balls

>>14884732
get bumped. The police have forward-facing cameras that are used in any police car accident, if he bumps you the camera will see it. Don't let the cops pressure you into breaking the law so they can meet their ticket quota.

>>14884744
>>14884751
or just change fuckin lanes

>>14884751
what if they erase the footage or something?

arent at least 50% of cops dirty

>>14884766
if you rear end somebody its your fault, doesnt matter if you're a cop or not.

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>pull over
>hazards on
>pig lights up
>"is there something wrong"
>"yeah, some lunatic is 3 inches off my bumper and making me anxious and driving anxious leads to dangerous driving habits, plus tailgating is very dangerous and could cause an accident. I'm sure you understand, officer."

I have yet to do this, but I promise I will report results as to what happens as soon as I do.

>>14884751
this. they're trying to pressure you to speed. don't do it, they'll get bored and go somewhere else

protip: don't look black, mexican, or drive a riced out civic

>>14884842
Enjoy your complentary stay in the county Bed and Breakfast, anon. Hope them impound charges are worth it.

just pull over and let them by

>>14884861
Talking smack to an officer is not a violation of the law.

>>14884732
flip the two stage switch, neutral, and redline for a while

>>14884751
police cameras only come on when their emergency lights are on idiot

>>14884861
cant get arrested for that dummy

>>14884912
Make sure you yell "Am I being detained!?".

>>14884732
brake check pussy

had a similiar experience
>be coming home from tutoring Sunday night and 9PM
>happen to be driving in the lane next to a cop
>were both happily doing the speed limit
>he decides he wants over so he starts coming into my lane
>I have to brake to avoid hitting the fucker
>pull behind him about 100 feet and then flash my lights twice
>discolights.jpg
>I pull over into parking lot
>first time ive ever been pulled over so im nervous as shit
>pull out ID, turn on interior lights, and hands on dash
>cop car stays parked behind me for 10 minutes with his spotlight on the back of my head on the inside of my car
>5 mins later another cop car shows up and does the same thing
>im flipping my shit wondering what the hell I did
>after about 15 mins of me sweating they finally decide to come up to my car
>"Why did you flash your lights at me?!"
>"Y.. You cut me off s-"
>" I GAVE YOU PLENTY OF ROOM!"
>proceeds to go on a rant
>even uses the words "it was a dick move" with me because I am 18
>eventually gets bored and leaves because he can't legally do shit to me other than waste my time

I hurt a cop's feelings one time.

>>14884912
>>14884956
They can find something.

>>14885030
this

>>14884858
fuck me, i am black.

i got pulled over last week for expired break tags, white cop let me go though. got the tags renewed the next day

i support our police officers

>>14885039
put a thin blue line sticker on your car, and keep it clean.

It's racist as fuck but this is literally the best way to stay out of the red and blue limelight.

>>14885039
whats it like being black? im genuinely interested

like you wake up and then what happens in your day?

>>14885039
lel be like me
>tfw black
>tfw 2013 malibu with tinted windows
>car came this way from the dealer (Nevada but registered in CA)
>get followed
>red&blues.avi
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>attempt to get me to step out of the vehicle without seeing my license and registration and insurance
>don't consent to search and seizure
>allow him to search me but not my vehicle
>still throws me in the back of the squad car and checks my license and my VIN.
>car reads my name
>lets me go
>before I let him go I call his supervisor
>get him fired because it wasn't apart of protocol.

fuck the LA Sheriff system, ticket quota's everywhere.

>>14885071
what would that do?

>>14885077
>wake up
>live life

yep

for other blacks (BLM type) it my be different though

>wake up at 2 PM
>go to local KFC
>eat chicken for lunch
>rob the store afterwords, you do it daily so they just leave the money on the counter and start screaming when you walk it
>didnt even bring your gun today, they just know the routine
>leave KFC with money
>spend money on expensive basketball shoes, not actually good at basketball
>etc

yep

>>14885091
damn

i live in louisiana, so i'd expect cops to be kinda racist or something, but they're actually really nice to me

maybe it's because i dont talk like a nigger and respect authority

do you respect austerity anon?

why not just let him search your car?

im genuinely curious, i dont have much of an opinion since im still pretty new to driving and stuff

meant to say afterwards

im tired

fucking fuck ignore my typos

ree

meant to say authority

>>14884732
Just pull over. If they pull over too just say you needed to make a phone call.
Remember to turn off your car too.

>>14885135
what if there's no shoulder?

>>14884732
Why are people so afraid of the cops? I honked at a police cruiser cause the faggot was on his phone texting and was not moving after the light turned green.

>>14885160
Then just do the speed limit until you find a spot to pull off. If you're on a back road you can either tough it out or pull into someone's driveway I guess.

>>14884732
just keep the limit
what the fuck are they going to do, bump into you?
if he's an asshole just drag him to court and get him fired
the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>14885177
Also forgot to mention if I have a cop on my ass I just set my cc to the speed limit. Can't do shit to you as long as you follow the law.

>>14885115
I work alongside people inside a juvenile facility, so I know my way around and my limitations. Cops here are racist somewhat, and cops don't like to put shit back if you let them search your car mane. that's one of the main reasons why. I had that shit happen once before never again.

>driving, notice gas pedal is a lot more sensitive than usual
>get to work
>check throttle body
>throttle cable is attached
>another cable seems to be detached and missing a piece
>check online
>its the cable for the transmission throttle valve
>"if you drive 10 miles with that your transmission is most likely fucked"
>just drove almost 40 miles with it, didnt seem weird exept the pedal
>have to get the car towed home until i get the part
>patiently waiting to put the part on to test if transmission is dead
>want to kill myself
>bought the car 1 year ago and just pulled it outta storage

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>>14885091
>Black man
>in a Malibu
>with tinted windows

Keep aspiring to maintain that stereotype bar as high as you can jump and dunk it anon.

I respect that.

>>14885214
I love my malibu, man it doesn't even look thuggish honestly.

>>14884732
They do that to either:

Make you switch lanes, you are probably in the fast lane driving like a grandma
Read your tags

Most likely first. I see it all the time and perfectly normal.

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>>14885214
just washed it, not parked in front of the house because birds.

>>14885291
Looks Like a nice car, I hate all things Chevy since my parents had a Malibu growing up and it was a horrendous piece of shit.

But anyways, you gotta admit those dark tints are nothing but a target for a racist cop.

>>14884762
>>implying you have more than one lane
>>implying everyone lives around some big city or highway

>>14885182
Never change, New Mexico...

>>14884987
Have I seen this before?

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>>14885439

>>14885317
It's okay.. ever since NAFTA chevy went down the drain. They're trying to keep these things reliable, even with just the 2.5l this thing sucks up gas holy fuck, but it've never left me stranded so I guess its a win?

>>14884987
you are lucky the police in the us probably would have murdered you for that

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>>14885506
The police don't murder, they subdue with appropriate and measured force.

>>14884912

>le educated citizen

If they want to get you for something they will.

>>14885324
you basically just outed yourself as living in bum fuck hicksville.

and the only correct answer is to continue driving normally, if they want to pass they will.

>>14884932
this is the correct answer.

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>>14884987
>hands on dash

What the fuck? You mean hands on steering wheel?

>>14885039
Other black anon here. In fact, I've literally only gotten ticketed by black officers. White ones give me the once over and tell me to get out of there.

>>14885071
Shut the fuck up fucking moron 90% of cops are normies who dont give a fuck wether your a nigger, spic or white quit paroting your stupid race baiting propaganda

>>14885115
Not mr Malibu, but the cop had no discernible reason for suspicion (given that he didn't even ask for license or registration) so denying the officer a search of his car is well within his rights.

>>14884957
WHATS YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER
IM RECORDING THIS
I KNOW MY RIGHTS, PIG

>>14884912
kek, posted this before, so here it is again.
>be me
>driving down twisties
>in my Integra
>stock height is low as fuck
>always at risk of getting blinded by passing drivers
>replaced my brights with super-bright new shiny white LED bulbs
>whenever someone doesn't turn their brights off for me I give them a taste of the photons
>see extra-brights coming up
>no way he hasn't seen me coming around this bend
>it's not like there's literally no trees and a freshly picked field separating us
>but that's exactly what it is
>he comes around bend
>my general strategy of focusing on the road doesn't work
>it's really fucking bright
>"fuck you too, ass"
>give him a taste of the photons
>"dude that's a fucking cop"
>"I don't give a fuck"
>on cue, tires screech
>discotime
>pull over
>sigh
>cop knocks on my rear quarter window as he walks up
>asshole
>"son, why did you flash your brights at me like that?"
>compose thine self
>"Son, why didn't you turn your brights off for me?" i ask back
>get misdemeanor ticket for reckless driving
>fight it in court
>case gets thrown out

>>14884732
>they're literally a centimeter away from my bumper

Promptly go to exact speed limit. Best if they cannot overtake at all.

Unless, of course, they're blazing the lights. But that's obviously different.

>>14884766
>arent at least 50% of cops dirty
that's a meme spouted by pot smoking middle schoolers

>>14886737
>pot smoking middle schoolers
You mean niggers wiggers and liberals

>>14885091
What's the law regarding tint in the US? Does it vary by state?
I'm moving to new york and i need the darkest tint possible because my eyes are fucked and the sun literally burns my retinas

>>14886737
can confirm, I too believed this in middle school
most cops are pretty based though.

>>14886743
Iirc it varies by state.

>>14886449
this
most cops just hate when you don't comply and they have to expend more of their precious time dealing with shitheads

>>14884842
inb4
>AM I BEING DETAINED

>>14884732
brake check obviously

>>14884732
>driving, P plater
>cop in front of me
>70kmh zone
>he's going 60
>then 50
>I'm riding up close behind him, but not tailgating. What is this moron playing at
>road opens up into 2 lanes
>overtake at the speed limit
>cop highbeams me
>wtf
>keep going my merry way

>tfw living in a country where highway patrol is understaffed compared to other branches of police
>seeing a cop car is a rare occurance, and when I do see one they're somehow always going the wrong way

I've been doing 10-15k km each year since I got my license in 2010, and I can count on one hand the number of times I've been followed by a cop, marked or otherwise.

>>14885291
Rolling probable cause, get a dash cam with a good mic.

I've only had one cop tail me and that was in Chicago at o-dark-thirdy on the highway.

He got up behind me, stayed there for a few minutes and then flew past me.

I think he was trying to pressure me into speeding, but I had set my cruise and wasn't going to budge from it.
>no ticketing this Wisconsinite

>>14887018
Ayy Wisconsin. I'm in mil, right now our big problem is motorcycle cops. The fuckers come up to you 2-4 bikes deep, and stop you for anything. Another thing, I don't know if you're from Milwaukee, but if you are, why do cops do 70 in a 50 freeway zone? Lmao

>>14884744

My friend did this because he didn't know it was a cop.

Then the cop sped around, flashed his lights, and took off. It was surreal.

>>14887108
Honestly, I have no idea. Haven't seen many of the motorcycle cops yet.

>>14885166

Because a bunch of people who also lack life experience told them they were supposed to be.

They have no sense of reality. They see a video of some cop losing his shit once in his career, and they figure that's just how all cops act all the time.

Or more specific to the millennial generation, they see videos of people ignoring police get manhandled, or even violent criminals handled aggressively, and get upset. I guess because they have deeply rooted entitlement issues and feel cops can't tell them what to do (because their parents didn't), or because they were indoctrinated since grade school to believe violence is always wrong.

The older they get, the more they'll interact with police, and the more comfortable they'll get...or they'll get into a self fulfilling prophecy, refuse to get out of the car because they think they know the law, get dragged out/arrested, and spend the rest of their lives resenting cops as if they're the problem.

>>14884732
> pull up to drive through and order my heart attack
> notice porker behind me cause nothing better to do
> " guess pigs gotta eat too"
> get the heart attack I finally paid for and just as I'm pulling away" bwoo bwwoooooo0p"
> JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
> pull into wait area for big orders and pig blocks my car from backing out by hugging my bumper with his passenger door
> tl;dr " you ran a red light, explain yourself"
> me:"where was this officer because there hasn't been a light for two miles?"
> pig: " well it was that light exactly! Explain yourself "
> me: if memory serves me right officer, some idiot decided he wanted to turn right while past the turning lane and in the middle of the intersection. I had to slow down as to not ram him and even then the light was still yellow at that point so I was already committed to crossing the road.
> pig: I DIDN'T SEE YOU TURNING
> me: I didn't say I was turning officer. Let me repeat my story.
> pig walks back to his cruiser
> pig walks back and tells me I'm getting a warning but I need to stop driving "wrecklessly " then walks away
> me: sorry for the trouble sir
> pig: WHAT WAS THAT?
> I SAID SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE

My first and worst encounter ever

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>On a four lane road separated by a median with trees in it, no shoulders
>In left lane, going a couple over, passing two scrubs
>Suddenly a motorcycle cop out of nowhere with his lights on
>Oh shit, slow down to speed limit
>Suddenly going the exact pace of the other cars, blocking him
>Cop gets so close, can't be more than a foot off my bumper
>Can't speed up, that's illegal; can't go left or right, trees on one side and cars on the other; can't slow down, I'd kill him
>So I just awkwardly hug the left median, this goes on for at least 30 seconds
>Finally he guns it and splits the lane between me and the other cars
>MFW I heard him scream as he passed

>>14886748
Question: Why do cops even bother enforce speed limits on empty ass roads on days with great visibility?

That's the one reason I can't consider traffic cops based at all; they're no fun allowed dicks for no reason but some revenue. Cruisin' at 70 on a road that doesn't pass through anything remotely considered a town for 100 miles shouldn't be a criminal offense; it's not even like the limit is there for safety purposes at that point.

>>14887183
More like people are afraid of cops because they're the base level of human judgement in the judicial system, the ones that decide to set the cogs in motion. And anybody can be gotten for something or another if they want to push hard enough. It's stupid to not fear that kind of power wielded by a total stranger.

This is compounded by the paramilitarization of most departments the last fifteen years or so and the supreme pressure of departments to generate revenue after so much federal incentives dropped off. This breeds too many cops who were never trained in the Serve part of Protect and Serve. Though to be fair, there's been a good amount of pushback against this the last couple years, and policy is shifting more back toward Serve and repairing community relations. Directing traffic, escorting funerals, doing school outreach, providing security for community events, these are the sort of things people like cops for. When it's nothing but tickets and arrests, of course nobody is going to like them. They become a necessary evil instead of a positive symbol of order.

Still in the end, cops you know well personally like friends are really the only trusted ones, because they're the only ones who know and trust you. Cops are just human, everything good and bad that goes with it. And strangers will always be viewed with suspicion from both sides, both the cops and the populace.

>>14887229
Because it's profitable.

>>14884732
Don't do anything. You're being pressured into breaking the law.

You'll piss them off more by sitting under the speed limit and ignoring them.

>Have TN
>Anytime I get pulled over I test positive for drugs
>Cops always walk back up smug as fuck
>I have an exemption letter in my glovebox
>Never mention it until they try to detain me

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>speedometer broken
>sweat bullets every day on my commute 4 times

>>14887232

Possibly teenagers scared of their parents finding out they received a traffic citation. Fearing the cops will set the cogs in motion over a traffic ticket is a pretty niche fear. It's a minor annoyance to most people.

It seems to me the youth is more scared of corrupt cops charging them with serious shit they didn't do, or getting violent with them for no reason. Those things are irrational fears, both because they're exceedingly rare, and because police don't have nearly as much freedom as the youth believe.

Cops used to make me nervous too. Then as I grew up my crimes got less heinous, my interactions were more pleasant, and I started getting warnings instead of citations. Then I was an analyst with the state police and they turned into normal people. In the decade since I left that job, I've had dozens of encounters with cops, some as butt puckering as, "My dog just hit on your vehicle, tell me where the drugs are." Yet I've never had a problem ending a stop on preferable terms, even when I refused to consent to searches or answer incriminating questions. I haven't even been cited in the twelve years since I was a little shit. My one weird trick is to be respectful.

>>14884732
activate cruise control

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>>14887229
Guess why in Germany police don't bother to personally enforce speed limits for shit. We just got cameras posted at the entrances to villages 50 yards behind the first speed limit sign. If you don't slow down fast enough you get a ticket. Or at the areas where year after year dumbshits manage to treequinox themselves in.

Pic related. The technical term for them at the law enforcement is "Starenkasten", "stork box", but everyone in Germany just calls them "Blitzer", "flasher", after the bright orange flash the camera makes in order to photograph you better. This fucking thing, the biclops of speed violations, is ever-present in the spots that people love to speed in (and are not an Autobahn). I don't think I ever heard anyone getting pulled over by cops for speeding unless he was dumb enough to do so while some cruiser was just out on patrol and literally saw him do it while on the move to somewhere.

Ive never been harassed by the police, but ive only ever driven trucks that blend in.

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>>14887428
Pretty similar to Finland, you see most cameras when entering cities/more populated areas. We call them "sheet cops", as in made of sheet metal. Sometimes they even don't have cameras inside, since cops seem to rotate them around to different places.

There are some moving speed traps on popular roads, especially when national holidays begin/end and people are commuting to countryside and back. Tomorrow is that speed trap marathon thingie, so speed traps everywhere.

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>>14887479
>Cop of the year.jpg
lel

>>14887479
Remember that one box that was blown up around Härmä? There was even a video about it on youtube.

>>14887496
Härmä? Thought it was Rovaniemi, unless you're talking about something else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPls1dyqy8

>>14887502
Ayup, that's the one.

>>14884947
Protip:

Do not comment on the internet if you are mentally ailed in any manner.
Thank you for your understanding.
Please enjoy your visit.

>>14885691
I would tap my brakes just enough to show the rear lights. I have front and rear dash cams so i have proof of whatever happens.

>>14884732
This happened to me about a month ago. I maintained the posted speed limit, however I was in the leftmost lane (burger land) which is the fast lane, so he trailed me real hard for a long time, then just before his exit he pulled up next to me and pointed at me and pointed at his lane, to tell me to switch.

>>14884762
Every single craigslist article I hate has this quote in it.

>>14884912
It's not technically breaking the law but in a cops eyes you're committed an act worse than homicide

>>14884732
let off and slow down without touching your brakes, he'll go around unless he's waiting for a reason to pull you

>>14887229
>Cruisin' at 70 on a road that doesn't pass through anything remotely considered a town for 100 miles shouldn't be a criminal offense; it's not even like the limit is there for safety purposes at that point.
I agree with you there, but the cops I know don't do that kind of shit unless their boss is really hounding them for a ticket quota. Setting up a speed trap on a long stretch of empty ass road in nowhereland isn't efficient policework, unless it's lunch and you've got 30 minutes to kill