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Story time /o/? Story time.
>live in small, rainy, backwater town
>boring as fuck here
>work at a nearby area and make good money
>curvy roads all over
>decide I need fun car to work on
>spend months searching
>finally buy a 5 speed late model mini-truck
>first thing I did was refurb the interior
>swapped in a LSD
>swapped in turbo 4-cyl to make 200hp
>all done in my garage over a year period
>don't bother to plate/register/insure it
>slap WAT sticker on tail gate
>roads are almost always wet
>drive around every night at 1 or 2am
>power slide corners all the time like a sick cunt
>got to the point where I wouldn't turn normally, just power slide corners
>after six months mystery "drift truck" articles starting showing up in papers
>bought ski mask to hide face
>three months down the line some kid wrecks himself in his mom's 7 series trying to "be like the mystery driver"
>Soccer moms lose their shit
>call for driver's (my) arrest
>cops all over the place now
>can't bring skid sled out anymore
>removed WAT sticker from grocery getting DD so they don't suspect me
>it's been sitting in my garage for weeks
>no one knows it's me
>trying not to say fuck it and become a town legend by shidding around provoking the police to chase me
>risking 5-10 years in county jail if caught
>mfw probably going to have to remove all the modifications and sell truck
>mfw
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>>14883331
>5-10 years in county jail
You don't know how jail works do you.
Also pic related on your story
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>>14883331
Cool blog bro
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I want to believe
But I cri everytim
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Register it you pussy
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>>14883331
>This didnt happen
OP will never see a girl naked, ever.
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5-10 years my ass, assuming this is true they'd surely only be able to nick you the first time they catch you doing it, and only for that offence. So you'd probably just get a ticket.
But, I don't know American laws, I guess you'd just get the chair for all I know.
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link to news article
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>>14883331
What's you're truck? an early Toyota? a Nissan Hardbody?, B2200?
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>>14883395
there is no news article. OP is a lying sack of shit.
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Sounds like a bunch of bullshit tBh
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Not as good and I've told it before but why not?
>just get out of theater
Yes, it was Fury Road
>shitbox is away, in monte with friend
>supercharged 3800
>jump on on-ramp
>floor it
>torque
>TORQUE
>WITNESS ME
>new Taurus flies up out of nowhere
>witnessed by police
>remember it's the time for drunkards and the cops are on the prowl
>"do you know how fast you were going?"
>"very, officer"
>get massive ticket (85+ in a 55)
>court appearance required
>"because your record is so clean, the courts have decided to lower your offense to a petty change with court supervision, do you want to take this route?"
>"Yes, sir"
And that's how I narrowly escaped a misdemeanor charge.
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>>14883395
Here ya go
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