your dd suddenly transforms >is it an autobot or decepticon?

>>14877856
I drive a Pontiac G6. It will turn in to a fucking go-bot that nobody cares about.

>my fagiata
>into autoboto fagiato
>realizes it's the shittness of itself and all that is fagiatolerato
>an hero

File: 1460552018133.jpg (84KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1024x768px

> this thread again
okay I like transformers

>>14877856
>is it an autobot or decepticon?

Pontiac Fiero.
There was a Fiero Transformer. Punch when he was a Autobot and CounterPunch when he was disguised as a Decepticon.

File: muh M1009.jpg (383KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 1024x768px

>>14877856
You tell me.

I brought it back to life when it was totaled (well, kinda, it was over 25, so they didn't actually total it, they just wrote me a check for appraised value, so I didn't have to get a rebuilt title).

But I know I didn't do a perfect job, and I leave the interior dirty (lol bedliner)

I drive a Honda Fit. I doubt it will be evil but I also doubt it would be very heroic.

>>14877856
Jeep wrangler.

Turns into a robotic Fug bear that's to fat to walk so it has motorized scooter.

File: images.jpg (9KB, 256x192px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 256x192px

>>14878802
>Jeep wrangler
Already is a transformer and a fucking cool one named Hound.

>>14878932
Damn. That is dope. Looks like a hunchback mech from mech commander.

My mazda 3 rust bucket 2005.

Turns into a less funny and more pathetic version of kup

>>14877856
Its robocock enters my asshole and I wonder what is happening as I am fucked silly

File: hotrod.jpg (36KB, 400x308px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 400x308px

This motherfucker right here, fuck I watched transformers 50 times as a kid that movie was fucking brutal it would probably get an R rating these days just for Megatron and co. executing 3/4 of the original toys and showing their lifeless husks being dragged away.

I actually asked /toy/ what some of my shit was worth and apparently I'm sitting on thousands in transformers, what a fucking pain in the ass that's going to be selling them off and having to deal with those neckbeards.

File: hotrod.jpg (18KB, 367x509px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 367x509px

>>14879452
I've been at this awhile

lol iv always had a small worry. the fiero i picked up had a decepticon sticker on the back windshield that had peeled so now its just a translucent decepticon icon. worried the day it finally runs it becomes my death. was it the snap overmeme or the lazorz that got him...