>sitting at red light >see other light turn red >ease

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>sitting at red light
>other light turns red
>start rolling forward
>perpendicular street starts left turn
>my light still red
>mash brakes
>now i'm stopped on the crosswalk
>can't back up because guy behind me moved forward
>pedestrian crossing
>he walks around the front of my car with a disgusted look on his face
>in frustration don't notice my light turning green
>guy behind me honks
>hit gas and tires screech

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>not knowing how to ease off clutch so minimally that you don't move but have maximum launch capability so you can smoke powertripping soccermoms with your 75hp Euroshitbox

>chill the fuck out

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>stopped before the over pass on a highway feeder
>attempt to give bum a dollar
>open window
>light turns green
>screech off
>light turns red again
>bum given no dollars
>didn't make the light
>bum doesn't even walk to my car to get the dollar I was gonna give hin

>approaching red light, first in line, at night.
>attractive enough girl in car with me
>notice i can time the lights here
>auto subaru turbo wagon, can do a sick break boost launch, done many of them before, is always sick as af.
>dont mind boost gauge, ivedonethisbefore.jpg
>
>light about to be green. Epic boost building
>green
>release break, floor pedal.
>spinall4wheels :D :D thisgonnabegood.jpg
>...
>wheels hook again, car has moved about 2-3 feet.
>massive bang. Car stops moving, revs climb to near redline. NO moving. Clunking sound. rpms come back down as i let off pedal. car wont move
>fuck.jpg
>get out of car. Try to push it. Ask girl to help straighten wheel. She just keeps turning it. clearly too freaked out to focus (what a fucking pussy).
> "anon arent you embarrassed that other car saw us!!!"
>no
>be pushing car into lot, corolla of nice looking african americans pulls up and helps push.
>tell them id throw a few bucks their way for helping but im broke.
>"its cool man, you wanna buy any weed??"
>uhhh tell them I have no money again??
>"alirght man lol see ya...."
>they walk away, he turns around says "hey dude do you want my phone number iincase", I tell him sure.... this is the second time ive got the phone number from someone in the middle of the road offering to sell me weed.


turns out I blew my center diff. lucky for me it was right as I was going into spring break, so I had all week off from uni to fix. Ended up buying a new 5eat trans for $330. Swapped it in in my garage. Probably cost around $370 after fluids and all the other stuff I did to it.

i did actually text that guy later on... he never responded tho.

>>14871853
>guy behind you honks

>>14874068
And this is why everybody thinks Subaru drivers are absolutely retarded

>>14874081
desu yeah it was pretty retarded, i realized that the moment the bang happened.

>>14874089
How the hell do you find parts so cheaply?

>>14874126 car-part.com the tans I bought was salvage but came with a warranty. also had 50k less miles than mine. Had to drive 2hrs to get it tho.

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>>14874078

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>driving loaded semi going 55 on highway
>light turns red ahead
>come to a perfect controlled stop with the help of downshifting and jake brake
>light turns green just as the truck comes to a complete stop
>I have to actually touch the clutch now

>>14874068
>automatic Subaru
>brake boost launching
>brake boost launching an automatic Subaru

You went full retard.

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>>14871853
I knew that feel on a couple of occasions. Quite a feel indeed.

Except I keep rolling because fuck it.