Can anyone on /o/ explain this? https://www.youtube.com/watc

>>14829577
stancecucks doing dumb ass shit

whats there to explain?

>>14829585
why is there retards laying on the hoods of the cars

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>>14829589
because stancefags are fucking dumb

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>>14829589
Weight lowers cars. It's a limbo contest. It's all for fun, man.

>>14829589
To make the cars lower.

>>14829615
It doesn't even make sense though.

An ek civic thats slammed will still have a higher roof than a crx with a slight drop.

It doesn't prove how low your car is and I think they need to find something better to do for fun.

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>>14829615
>its fun

its fucking retarde and only delusional stancecucks think otherwise

>>14829577
the cars with people climbing in the trunk and on the hood should be disqualified

>>14829679
true

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>>14829615
Go crash again. Make sure it's fatal this time.

>>14829615
Danny just do us all a favor and leave /o/ or at least remove your trip. You have evenhandedly been the most cringe worthy poster that beats Catstang and the P71sperglord. I can no longer till if you're being ironic or not anymore.

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>>14829644
Again, it's just for fun lol. There's no participation trophy like in autocross.

>>14829828
It's not a trip. What's cringe worthy is how serious you take all this /o/ stance shit. It's ironic that you can't depict the irony in these posts.

>>14829577
I would show up in Peel p50 and be lower than everyone without any camber, 2bh.

>>14829634
>stancefags need that to lower their cars
>too poor/dumb to work on some hydraulic suspensions
You know your scene is shit when even mexicans cn do what you try to do better than you.

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>>14829915
I don't think you understand how this works

>>14829615
Just sit in the car?

>>14829931
And I don't think you or any stancer understand how anything works,really.

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>>14829577
>limbo contest to check who can ride the lowest
>contestants allowed to bring as many people as they want in and on the car to add weight
at this point it should be called "lifelong hamburger-eating contest"

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>still faster than 100% of stanced shit

>>14829931
Bet that still handels better than any domestic.

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>>14829938
There's only so many seats
Do you take everything so literally?
Again, it's for fun.

>>14829940
Yeah, right. That's why you drive a shitbox.

>>14830066
>Thinks his 20 year old Toyota isn't a shitbox

Guys I just bought a 1992 Ls400 with 400k miles on it, I'm rich! It's only on its 5th transmission!

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>>14830138
My Toyota is like four years old
Please anon.... :/

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daily reminder

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>>14830157
/o/ is also for people who can't race and aren't good at life in general, but due to the fact that they have slow hopeless cars
Yfw the stancefag is still faster than you

>>14830157
> so upset people screen shot what other people say on other forums and repost it as if it's gospel
I am of the firm belief every "stance hater" is just a bitter jealous poorfag jumping on the hate bandwagon in hopes to get some feeling of superiority. Quite pathetic desu senpai

>>14830157
I've been looking for the source of this to see the butthurt comments from stancefags

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>>14830175
You're one to talk you wrecked your shit on fucking tree doing the speed limit, you don't even know how to drive staight

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>>14830198
I wasn't going straight, obviously.

Ya'll some cynical mother fuckers. I personally wouldn't stance my car, but these events do look pretty fun. I'd be totally down to lay on a friends hood if he wanted to do this shiet.

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whats the point. The car with the smallest y dimension is going to win regardless. First guy to bring an NSX or something wins for free.

>>14830263
>show up in a go-kart
>win

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>>14830263
You're not actually winning anything though, that's the thing.

>>14830272
Understatement of the year.

>Competition
>No one wins
>Everyone wins
????

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>>14830271
I'd show up in a Slingshot.

>>14830272
You don't know that. There might be a trophy or gift certificate.

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>>14830280
They're just doing it for the sake of not sitting around awkwardly and puffing their vapes

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>>14830292
Unironically, I've been to shit like this and there was never any prize.
The better ones are where you go up/down a parking lot entrance, at least they scrape in that case.

>>14830280
God damn are you stupid. What don't you understand?
It isn't a real competition.
Everyone is just trying to have a good time and show off their cars.
Honestly imo it makes more sense than your average car meet. At least people are actually engaging in an activity at these events.

>>14830148
lol you wish your stuff wasn't usdm

>>14830328
How do know it isn't cadm?

>>14830331
he lives in california

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>>14830321
This. The local scenes generally aren't too big, to the point where anybody whos brought their car out to a few of these all know each other. It's all in good fun

>>14830328
JDMtyte senpai

>stop liking things I don't like!

This is stupid. My Miata can do that better than half of those cars and it's not even lowered.

>>14830148
This is a shoop, right?

What's with all the fucking hate all the time?
Everyone seems so eager to hurl shit at each other.

>>14832027
If you're looking for a load of warm feelings then go suck cocks in the mall restroom.

>>14832125
I don't need SJW-tier circlejerk.
But this "hurr x1 is better than x2. x2 is shit" and "stop liking what I don't like" is laughable.
Don't be so insecure.

>>14832164
t.busrider

>stance triggers the children of /o/: Thread #9001

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>>14830896
Uhh no?

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>>14832173
Sure. Brilliant (You).

Please don't let this stancefag represent all lexusbros

>>14832180
>stancefags calling anyone children

>>14832191
That's fucking awful.

>>14832193
>yurocuck
loving
every
laugh

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>>14832196
But I already do

>>14832200
Word

>>14829597
Hey man
That picture, what is that a parody of?
Guessing predator...
Also,did anybody see the dirt bike version of op's video
One dude jumps over something similar to that cross bar thing,but it gets raise every time,its set up on a low,but steep dirt mound,kinda like Olympic high jumping. Not sure what it's called,very fun watch.

>>14832219

Nah you're just an attention whore who drives cars purely because they are flashy, you're not a true enthusiast in that you don't enjoy cars, you enjoy the attention that cars give you.

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>>14832217
>Implying I care.
Life is good.

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>>14829644
lol yeah, i died laughing after my friend spent a good $2000 on skunk 2 suspension for his integra, dumped on its nuts my stock fiero still had a lower roof line and more under car clearance.

>>14829842

That tuck tho

>>14829615
Can this cringy faggot be banned pls

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>>14832236
Yeah I own a stock ISF cause it's flashy
Fuck off lmao

>>14832531
:D needz moar

>>14832562
Do it fgt

>>14830683
found the asshurt stancefag

>>14832562
he will probably ban himself the next he crashes his shitbox

>>14829842
>LOL look at me guyz I ruined my car XD
>isn't it IRONIC that I'm a moving hazard! XD
>my car looks fucking stupid and I'm only doing this for attention but its all for fun, right?
>it's not gay if yo don't make eye contact right? XD

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>>14832860
Or just fix it again in a couple hours

>>14832903
LOL ECCCKSSSS DEEEE

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>show up in this
>win
>the proceed to challenge the fastest car there on the tooj and whoop ass

>>14830287
what the fuck? That's cool as hell.

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>mfw a stancefag spent thousands on coilovers near me
>mfw a stancefag claimed his adjustable coilovers meant his car handles well near me
>mfw a stancefag completely failed to understand suspension geometry and its effects on handling near me

>>14830015

>handels

>>14830148

autotragic cruise machine.

>>14830015
>handling
>fucked roll center, excessive bump steer and next to no suspension travel
pick one

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>>14833518
I made RCAs so my roll center is fine, but yes bump steer and no travel lol

>>14833498
Yeah man they made a 400hp car as a cruisemachine, based Lexus

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>>14833550
>roll center is fine
doubt.png

make a diagram like this with the appropriate calculations and show me.

>>14833550

high hp = race car?

how many cars have you raced in it? How many race events have you been to, how many laps?

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>>14833563
Woo you found a picture online you're a real expert now

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>>14833640
Doesn't matter still faster than you kek

>>14833740
Shouldn't you be professionally ruining someone's car

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>>14833747
Already ruined a couple

>>14833740
This is just fuckng retarded, I like a car to be on nice and low but this shit needs to stop.

>in japan
>do crazy stuff to your car
>people laugh
>no real problem, it's your car

>in america
>lower your car and have fun with it
>everybody loses their shit

I get that some of the stance stuff is overdone, but it's nowhere what people do in Japan, and nobody cares there. It's all just for fun.

>>14833760
>benderneat.jpeg

>>14833818
I'm sure there's people who care waaay too much about what others do to their own stuff too.

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>>14829577
If I reach my goal I will pledge to never "slam" a car

gofundme /5pysqrn8

>>14833849
literally what the fuck
who needs "driving classes"

>>14833859
I can't drive friend and no car to practice on or take the road test with.
I am also broke and had to turn down a job because no license.

>tfw urban American

>>14833745

> hurr durr my 400hp cruise mobile is faster than you
> never used it for racing
> probably cruises in it.

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>>14829577

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>>14833818
It started in Japan, it's normal.

>>14834000
but then why do people get so mad about it over here

>>14834005
because it's a new fad. when it gets old, no one cares

>>14834037
Correction. Not new, it's just young.

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>>14834005
I personally hate on the stance fags hard because its NOT SAFE 1.5-2degrees camber is fine. but we share the road with these guys and the ammount of tread ware isnt even the bigger issue. most of the shit iv seen these kids dont even give a shit about inner suspension rub and the side walls on the inside are fucking paper thin and never in a visible area to really know unless you get out a jack cause your fitment is so tight and cars so low you cant even look under it. on top of that the "suspension mods" alot of people pull to stance shit with major camber is fucking gnarly. all for the look. while they endanger everyone and make more laws against hooning and home mods possible. the whole form>function movement is becoming a problem for real motor sport enthusiasts. lower your shit properly. keep proper alignment. learn what suspension geometry is. become a useful car dude.

>>14829615
>>14832562
>>14829828
>>14829805
>>14829647
>>14829644
Why does the anti-fun police have to ruin everything on this board

>>14834068
theres plenty of room to play in between, just dont go so far to be "different" or w/e have fun and mod your shit to your taste and style, but for fucks sakes make the brakes work, make the suspension work properly. dont endanger everyone else

>>14833818
>do it in japan
>originated from drift cars being low, needing stiff suspension, and stretched tires for functionality.
>they either do it as a joke to some shitbox for laughs or do it somewhat tastefully like >>14834000
>nice cars for the most part are still mostly functional and not a road hazard.

>comes to america
>people start doing it to perfectly functioning cars for "jokes" (I.E. attention)
>too many people taking it too far and not even understanding why they're doing it other than for the sake of doing it.
>flat billed hats, #illest, #hellaflush, all this bullshit revolving around it.
In america it's about the attention the car brings to the owner, instead of being about the car.

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>>14834095
>drifting

You truly are misinformed. Though negative camber in the front does help with drifting it's not the origin of shakotan. It started off with bosozoku gangs modifying their cars to look unsafe to piss off the police.

>>14833740
>damage control
Just because you don't know what roll center is doesn't mean you can't learn now.

>>14830293
So they look completely retarded instead of just chilling out like more normal people.

>>14829589
>>14829634
They should have three fatasses as part of these contests. The fatties pile into the hellafucked shitmobile to give it that extra low for stancefag limbo.

>>14830203
of course you were not going straight, everyone knows you are a massive faggot

>>14833385
That is fucking sweet

Newfags rage at GS400guy until their anus explodes!!
>the thread

The most fun part about gs400guy threads is being gs400guy

>>14836319
stancecuck detected

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>>14829615
what other activities are fun with stanced cars?

>>14836356
idk man i would hate taking the role of the leading faggot

>>14835946
>>14836363
>>14836385
Buttmad samefag detected

>>14836363
Well they can't drive anywhere, so the real fun is sitting around touching each others peepees.

>>14836408
>y-you can only shitpost about stance once
what are you going to do, call the police?

>>14836439
Hahaha I was right, the newfag is really THAT mad. Good job GS400guy.

>>14836445
>h e just called me a faggot while making fun of my shit-taste
>bet he is so mad

kek, this is some "no u"-tier reply

come on, keep defending ur faggotry, maybe after posting 20 stance images people will leave ypu alone!