ITT: We imagine what it would be like if a "Back To The

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>>14817416
>The time machine would not be a DeLorean, but a 1997 Plymouth Prowler
hmm...
>both failed, low-volume RWD sports cars
>both have been derided as underpowered with factory V6 engines (even if the Plymouth had almost double the power of the DeLorean)
>both featured iconic exotic styling for their times that has not been seen before or since.

I can see that actually...

Marty would be female
Doc would be female
Whole thing would be narrated because nobody can pay attention for that long anymore without thinking that even the act of watching is work
Biff would still be male
All time travel parts would be poorly rendered CG with way too many nintendo tier cartoon animations
Einstein would be a cat
Doc having sent him first through time without knowing for sure what would happen would be heralded as animal abuse by online newspapers
The time machine would only need to go up to 50 as to not break local speed laws and keep in mind that you also need to think fourth dimensionally and not break the speed laws of where you're going back to

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>>14817447
Marty would be a Subaru-driving lesbian named Marcia.

They would go back to the 70s not the 90s

>>14817504
>They would go back to the 80s not the 90s
FTFY. Someone can't count.

i want to go back to the 50's and stay there...

>>14817569
because segregation, carburetors, and dying in a 5 mph car accident sounds so appealing

>>14817536
So they would go back from the BTTF2 2015 to the BTTF1 1985, fuck it up and the dystopian 2015 they return to will be like it actually is.

>>14817622
Well yeah.

Dying in 5mph wrecks means people actually have incentive to drive correctly, and those who didn't were purged from the motor pool.

Carburetors are great because your car will last forever.

Do I even have to explain why segregation was awesome?

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By the way, if you actually want to see a modern take on bttf, why not play the shitty telltale point and click "games".

>>14817680
because the game was as shitty as the DeLorean itself