ITT we make the perfect car We decide what manufacturer we put

Buy a motorcycle

Faster better everything

>>14802640
Citroën in charge of hydropneumatic suspension? I can get behind that.

Put Toyota in charge of the engine I suppose

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Italians get to do the body.

Mercedes for interior.

I don't give a fuck who designs what, but it needs pop ups.

so far we have a motorcycle with hydromagnetic suspension a Toyota engine Italian body and Mercedes interior and pop up head lamps

>>14802786

Anyone care to make a concept drawing?

>>14802803

Oh god. The horror. kek

In Heaven:
The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss make everything run on time

In Hell:
The British are the chefs
The Swiss are the lovers
The French are the mechanics
The Italians make everything run on time
And the Germans are the police

>>14802830
>The British are the police
You want muslim rape gangs in heaven?

>>14802746
>not Honda

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It already exists

>>14802856
fuck off Achmed, go back to your goats

I think we can all agree that americans shouldn't be involved at all

>>14802856

"Sitting in the Audi feels like you're trapped in a Berlin post office." - James May

>>14802893
>"Sitting in the Audi feels like you're trapped in a Berlin post office
>Audi TT

>>14802885
That leaves the Japs only, whyt not just buy one of the existing jap cars then?

>>14803011
because of
>>14802649
and because the Italians are better at exterior design, and because the Germans are good at interiors.

>>14803144
Germans are good at interiors, i'll give you that, but they're terrible at everything else. I believe the brits and Italians, french too have them beat in interior design though.

>>14802830
>The Germans are the mechanics

nope.jpg

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How about this

Exterior styling by Italians, maybe like Alfa Romeo with their hands loose in the hopes we get another Zagato or Stradale

Interior by the French

Powertrain by SRT

Suspension by Citroën because muh hydropneumatics

>>14803218
They're good at fixing things, but engineering should be left to the Japanese.

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>interior by ????
We need to go deeper.

Steering wheel by Citroen

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Dash by Porsche

>>14803270
I'd rather not let them near my cars ever again. Once took my BMW to a certified BMW, ex Mercedes engineer that moved over from Germany some years ago. He charged insane prices and never really fixed the issues, just like jury rigged them to work. The work was extremely sloppily done to boot.
Took the piece of shit to this one dude who seems extremely incompetent at first glance, like your everyday "yeah I know how to fix cars trust me" kind of guy, but he's a god damn mechanical genius. Also charges like half of the price the German guy did.

Porsche is in charge of everything, everyone else goes home

>>14802830
>The French are the chefs
Overrated as fuck and anybody can cook French food
>The Italians are the lovers
Domestic violence and adultery everywhere. Also everybody is fat and disgusting
>The British are the police
>Have to call in the SAS because a student got caught with a plastic knife
>The Germans are the mechanics
No.
>And the Swiss make everything run on time
Japan would be better for that given their public transportation

>>14802746
>not Nissan

Let the Italians do the bodywork and the Japs the mechanics.

Then give it some random numbers, like 124 or whatever.

>>14802830
Funny thing is, as far as public services go, a train or a bus is much more likely to be on time in Italy than it is in France.
The days of France having the most efficient railroads are long gone and now the SNCF are money thirsty ucks who can't make a train run with les than a 10 minuts delay.
>you used to be at the top of the world
>you saw it all fall apart
>you will probably see it fall to Pooinlooland levels in your lifetime
>that fucking feel

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>>14802746
>>14802847
>>14803345

>not Chevy

Philistines, all of you

>>14803368
>Americans

>>14803368
>overheat after a metre of driving in near absolute zero temperatures.

>>14802830
>The French are the chefs
>The Italians are the lovers
I would swap these two tbqh

>The Germans are the mechanics
As long as Americans are the engineers lol

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>>14803286
Steel for the body and heating/climate control provided by the russians.
Early drafts and overall concept done by the Czesh.

>>14802640
Toyota engineers from the 90s design everything mechanical

Honda designers from the 80s do the interior

Italians design the exterior

American consultant on cupholder placement

German badge on front

Availiable thru mitsubishi dealerships with NO CREDIT BAD CREDIT NO PROBLEM 0% APR ONLY $9999 WITH 10 YEAR WARRANTY

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>>14803397
>Toyota engineers from the 90s design everything mechanical
It's gonna be slow as fuck then lol

>Honda designers from the 80s do the interior
Are you on crack. Modern Lexus have the best interiors imo

>>14803267
>SRT
yep, the emergency lane will be full of these

>>14803397
why not have the Mercedes S class guys do the interior?

>>14803397
Forgot to add RWD with optional 4x4, NA inline 4, 2.0 gas engine, optional 4cyl turbo diesel by cummins. Comes in sedan, hatchback, ute, or microvan body styles. Availiable in grey, black, OD green, white or teal

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>>14802803
this is what I have so far

I want a light pickup collaboration between Porche and Dodge.

The key would be a movable weight under the bed, on a rail that could be moved forward and back. Off the line it would start at the front and fire to the back to give it a boost and then put more weight over the rear wheels, and it could also be used to conserve angular momentum to stop oversteer/ fishtail in corners

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>>14803694

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almost forgot

>>14803785
It's glorious.

>>14803791
Laverda 1000 V6 -frame and body
benelli 750/6 -exhaust pipes
Mercedes 300 sl -seat
suzuki gsx750s3 -cowl
twingo series 1 -head lamp
AMG MV Agusta F3 -decal
Citroen xm -suspension dampers
4age hks valve cover

there is a bit more to add but I cant think of it right now

>>14802830
there are few people on this earth more retarded than you

>>14802837
yes

Volvo for the safety?

>>14802847
Honda can make the transmission

>>14804122
Honda can make the manual transmission, Porsche the dual-clutch auto.

>>14803415
I guess im aiming more for the ultimate shitbox that can be passed down to your kids