>this guy pulls up next to you >"the fuck you starin

okay

>>14800711
your tiny ass dick.

Crawl over his wopshit in my 500$ lifted chebby shittruck
Laugh as he tries to chase me because i have no plates for it
Continue on with my day

>stare into his soul

stare at him coolly.

continue picking my nose.

That can't be comfortable for anyone over 150lbs

I'm skinny and my lats/shoulders don't fit into bucket seats

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>>14800734

>>14800726
gay

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>>14800738
>my lats don't fit

I'd fight him

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>>14800752

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>>14800711

> /fit/
"C-can I suck y-your dick? Nnn-no homo"

> /o/
"Hurr hurr it's automatically a shit car because I can't afford it" Cue autistic 5 paragraph rant

> /biz/
"You can be just like this guy if you invest in the latest meme stocks"

> /b/
"Hey, this isn't the trap thread!!"

Oh shit what's up cutler, when you hitting the stage again ?

>>14800842
cringed

>>14800842
aids

>>14800842
+1

you earned it, buddy

>>14800711
ask him if he knows anything about cars and if so, why the fuck did he buy a Ferrari?

Man, he is REALLY compensating for something. Between the lunk physique, the wife beater T, the flashy car in a "manly" color scheme, and nigger sneakers without socks...

He really seems fucking insecure. I'll bet you could destroy him with a word.

>>14800842
xP

Nice car. What's the retail on one of those?

>>14800711

Those big muscles.

>>14802411
>more than you can lift pal

>>14800842
>mfw i made 150k from memestocks in 2 months
>mfw i have no face that can explain how moist i am
T-thanks /biz/

>>14802416
>implying
Bitch u dont know my stack

You're a big guy

>>14800711
If he was black I'd shoot him, then get a medal from the mayor for bravery and excellence.

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Get a proper Ferrari, faggot.

>>14802523
Of course you did

>>14800842
xD

>>14800711
That travesty of a decal in front of the door. Way to automatically ruin a car.

Nothing wrong with muscles or Ferraris, but I'd be more into a ski or surf rack on an F12 or FF, or tracking a 488. Parking an old 360 (I think that's what it is) at the walmart is no good.

>>14802719
You mean the ferrari emblem?

>>14800842
screencaped for r/4chan

>>14802382
>not know who Jat Cutler is

I bet you know all the latest pop stars you huge bellend

>>14802821

Literally who?

>>14802821
I am not a shitty American.

>>14800711
overcompensated ficki

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>>14802843
I'm not either.

How is that related anyway?

>>14802864
Don't watch shitty American sport.

>>14800711
Can that guy wipe his own butt?

>>14802868
It's not American.

Man, you're really uncultured aren't you?

>>14800711

Race you to the gym, fgt.

>>14800842

OMG, this POST is GOLD. Can I save it?

>>14803016
No.

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>>14800711
>let me pop the hood so you can see my powerhouse of a engine

look at him and laught and smile as i make an imaginary finger gun pointing it right at his face and pulling the trigger

then say, im not looking at anything esse nothing at all

Whats tge retail on one of those

s-smoke him

>>14800842
This is happenning in /biz/ right now

recite the quran while allah protects me from such infidels

>>14803137
More than you can afford pal

>>14803137
more than you can afford pal, ferrari

>>14800711
Nice car bro. I see you got the overcompensating package too that must have cost a lot but hey at least it makes you feel like a real man right?

>>14800842
>You're not allowed to dislike an expensive car

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>>>14800711
>"are we gonna have a problem? Oh, I thought there was a problem."

>>14803637
>fighting an overcompensating manchild with even more overcompensation

"Nice rental Lou fagarino'

>>14802761
They don't all have that from the factory. It might be an option, but I dunno. I've seen very similar looking stickers with the Porsche emblem stuck in the same place on Cayennes, and I'm almost certain that's not from the factory.

>>14803639
>tfw live in chiraq
>gettin advice from a le guns r for pussies use ur fists fggt meme :) yurocuck
heh

>>14803637

How do you like your SIG? Been thinking about picking up a 9mm p320

>>14802843

>Call someone insecure.
>HURR DURR IM NOT AMERICAN AT LEAST.
>implying you're not insecure about America being a superior country.

k

>>14803639

Sorry we have actually have rights here eurocuck, shouldn't you being chastised for not feeding a Muslim before the cut your head off?

>>14800711
I'd laugh at his futile attempt to intimidate me.

I'd probably say something uncomfortably gay in reply, like "your cute biceps", just to make him mad. Before driving away calmly and hoping to bait him into crashing.

>>14802530
>you

>>14803744
>Living in modern day chicago

My condolences.

>>14800711
The guy who couldn't afford a 488

>>14800711

n-nice car

>>14800711
>"nice car bro"
Simple.

>>14803759
>I look for any excuse to post pictures of my gun online
>NO I DON'T WANT ATTENTION

>>14800711
Nice car friend

>>14803826
Suburbs arnt bad, i dont see negros unless i go out of my way

>>14800711
> I'm just imagining how much your mechanic loves you for fucking up your suspension.

Fat people kill cars. My mother once had to get a bunch of suspension parts replaced because she dated someone too heavy for her little Fiesta.

>>14800734
> 2016
> Not rolling down the window and calmly flicking it at him

>>14800842

well mem'd fernie

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>>14800842
>You have to be logged in to upvote this comment

>>14803637
>brandishing a weapon when your life is not in immediate danger


fucking retard. i swear to go, fuckfaces like you is the reason we cant have open carry here.

>>14803637
>edc has no knife
Faggot detected.

The seat bolster is going to break, just replaced one for a 300lb guy that also has a 458, and seen it in a California T. Takes 8-12 weeks to get a new one, and the bolsters are supported by tiny plastic tabs so they will just break again.

your POS car

Walk to my miata, lower the roof down, pull up to him and say "come at me bitch, afraid to fight?" When he charges at me I drive off but come back and rinse and repeat. If he gets in his car I simply speed around corners while he is forced to slow to a crawl. Come back the next day and call him a pussy

>>14800711
> Continues staring
> That's what I'm trying to figure out. What ARE you? Some kind of ape cross?
> Outrun as needed.

>>14804204
Not brandishing, not even pulling it out. Just show the holster and 99 percent of situations can be de escalated

>>14800842
> /k/
"And then we became range buddies"

> /g/
">proprietary parts"

> /fa/
"W2c?"

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>>14800711
Laugh at him for his shitty entry level ferrari and challenge him to a touge battle

>>14802352

>a ferrari

thats a porsche you retard