This guy pulls up next to you at a red light, blows a raspberry-scented

>>14800289
Nice Camry, bro!

>>14800289
Nothing, a STi Hatch wanted to race me today in the rain from a roll, I just laughed.

>>14800289
Turn up my weeb music, blow a scented cloud back, and lul softly as he takes off when the light turns green and I accelerate normally.

>rev my shit
>watch him launch at green light
>take off like old man and laugh

>>14800289

I wish this happened more. Subaru drivers are some of the biggest pussies on the road. It seems like the more mods they have the slower they accelerate and drive. They must be afraid of blowing a head gasket or transmission.

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Redline my shitbox, dump the clutch, and then walk home in shame when my transmission explodes

>>14800289
get hektik

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>>14800289
he can choke on my vape trail as i pull away

>>14800313
>Subaru owners don't drive dangerously and speed on public roads

lel pussie xdd

Wonder why he seems to want to race a 3/4 ton truck, then just shake my head and ignore the little insignificant fuckwad.

>>14800289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1l9lub0AIQ

>>14800310
Nice

>>14800313
All I see is them weave through traffic like fucking ricers.

>>14800456
>Saabro vapes
I thought saab owners were classy

>>14800528
Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

>>14800289
I don't think he'd want to race my garbage. 6.0l lq4 with 4l80e cam, heads and intake with a 2800 stall converter, tuned pcm with custom os, and 200hp of wet shot nitrous. All in a shitty looking 87 c10.

>>14800528
i ironically vaped for a week

>>14800518
Street racing is stupid. Track or gravel roads with nobody around to endanger

>>14800289
How will you know it smells like raspberry you numbskull? It's water vapor. The shit is flavored, not scented.
Why are people who have opinions about how bad vaping is so fucking ignorant of vaping?

>>14800289
Nothing because 330whp FWD. I basically wouldn't move an inch if I tried to launch off a green light. HOWEVER, if it was the same situation doing a 30 roll I would probably make him my bitch.

>>14800799
Enjoy your popcorn lung m80

>>14800799

? Wut

>>14800799
>be me
>throwing party at my house
>vape guy comes up to me "Is it okay if i vape in you house bro?"
>sure
>10 min later the entire house is boxed with disgusting vape shit
>hear people complaining
>have to tell him to take that shit outside
At least he asked first but holy fuck is vape disgusting. It does reek btw.

>>14800289
Sigh, and regret making the choice to buy a Civic Si. I asked for it like naked woman walking into a room full of convicted rapists.

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>>14800289
Turn the corner, pull over to the side of the road, get out and hug my car which also happens to be a Subaru and whisper 'we'll never ever be like them' to it before lightly kissing it on the hood. I then get back into my car and drive off into the sunset.

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>>14800815
There is no smell, unless you think steam has a smell. It's fucking water vapor; vaping=vapor.

>>14800799
The Poe's Law is real with this one.

>>14800826
What don't you like about your Si? I love mine.

>>14800815
He's full of shit, get enough in a room and you'll smell it.
t. guy who hangs out in vape shops

>>14800838

No, there is definitely a smell. I'd bet the flavoring agent as low vapor pressure as a necessity of the delivery method.

>>14800825
Liar.
lol
>the children will believe me

>>14800289
Use my sleeper family van to rape him from the lights.

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>>14800838

>>14800853
The smell would be steam, and you would have to insert your nose inside the persons mouth to smell the steam. It's not scented, it's flavored. There is no scent to water. It's not a chlorinated swimming pool.

>>14800866

>ok so you didn't understand simple chemistry terms.

there is never 100% absorption in any system.

>fell for bait again.

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>guys stop falling for it

>>14800875
Just shut up. You're a tard.
The only smell you would ever smell would be any spilled liquid or the liquid itself BEFORE the water is vaporized. And you would have to be very intimate. Like inches away.

>>14800289
Take off on green and leave him behind, because those things are slow as shit. It's pathetic.

This has already happened to me twice.

I like the WRX, but 99% of the owners are trash. They think their cars are faster than anything else on the road, and drive like retards.

why is vaping such a thing at car meets?

I've only been to one large-ish meet (not a fan of them t b h), and thought it was just a chons meme until seeing guys vaping there

>>14800313

Then what are Evo drivers? Essentially the same thing?

>>14801594

It's not it just seems that way due to it being popular among a lot of young men in general, go to any casual meet up with a lot of guys in their early to mid 20s and you'll find a decent amount of vaping if it allowed.

>>14800313
>Only people I see driving STI's/WRX's are enthusiasts going below 70 on the motorway or middle aged lesbian women
>The odd 50+ year old bloke that doesn't really know what he's bought also owns one
>Insurance is still £1500 p.a because of all the pakis that buy up shitty £3ks subbies and crash them in Bradistani and Al-Birminghami

Fucks sake honestly, 99/100 drivers I see are careful as fuck except for having loud motherfucking cannon catback exhausts yet police pull over subarus all the time and insurance rates are criminally high.

>>14800289
Take off from a dig, and watch his glass transmission blow apart when he does the same.

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Turn up the lc-1 to full blast while monitoring voltage above 13v while my 534oz motor 12" beast on 1.7k slaps, and blow my own cloud with my dual 18650 Dimitri with dual 24awg 6 wrap over 3mm as I watch 28-34hz vibrate the cloud I just blew out.

>>14801931
I concur

>>14801931
D U D E

>>14802036
V A P E

>>14801931
>dual 18650 mechanical
>he has never heard of a realeux
Scrub.

>>14802155
>triple 18650

>doesn't have a hammer of god v2 clone as backup

Scrub

>>14802178
>series mods
Why are you using a mech if not for the massive unprotected current potential?

>>14800838
It's water vapor adulterated with all the bullshit you use it to deliver to your mouth/lungs.

All the flavorings, sweeteners, and pharmacological content you breath in are detectable in the clouds you blow. Scent molecules are in the same class as flavor molecules, many are co-detectable.

But if you ever actually cleaned you're car and learned how disgusting the residue is making it, you'd know that already.
>>14800289
I hit my trans brake and then roll coal at him.

>>14802337
>water vapour
You are scientifically illiterate. It's propylene glycol vapour.

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Compliment his color choice then crush him for choosing the wrong opponent in the wrong format

>vaping nicotine

Gross. Why do people do this?

I would blow thc vapor back.

>>14802355
Still retarded

>>14800838
It's glycerin vapour faggot.

>2016 WRX
>coworkers vote me to drive to lunch
>one coworker starts talking about my car.
>mentions turbo
>other coworker (who drives a stock 2012 lancer and claims it's basically an evo w/o a turbo and makes over 300HP): whaa? Bro? This thing has a turbo? I couldn't even hear it.
>I drive conservatively, especially for short drives where my engine won't make temp.
>MPGs brah

>>14800289
throw my lit cigarette in his window and laugh as he dances around trying not to get burnt
>its only smoke brah

>>14800799
water vapor?

10/10 troll

>>14800289
make a sudden turn that he cannot squander and leave him in my cereal milk scented dust

>>14800799
>>14800838
Are you seriously defending vaping?

>>14800289
I don't give any attention to worthless scum

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leave him behind in a fog of strawberry scented 2 stroke oil

>dat powerband

>>14800289
>blow back peach-scented fog while qeueing up Back on the Rocks
>rev back
>italian turbo-4 screaming, recirc hissing, the engine notes of boxer and inline blend together with eurobeat in a symphony of combustion
>know I can't win, he's got two driven wheels and a hundred HP over me
>but I have forged internals
>the light turns green
>dump the clutch
>forgot to turn traction control off
>awkwardly jerk away in my Chrysler shitbox as WRXfag's piston rings shoot out his tailpipe and he throws his vape out the window

a 4cyl that isnt inline is not worth my time

enjoy your piston slap

>>14800507
epic! the american muscle really does pull the womens!

>>14801931
as an electronics specialist i really think its funny when people who dont know electricity outside of what their vape google search tells them talk about the electronic and electrical side of vaping like they have any fucking clue at all

>>14803141
kek right off bud

>>14802355
Technically, Propylene Glycol and Vegetable Glycerine absorb the water from your mucous membranes and the atmosphere, so what you exhale is largely water bound to PG molecules. The downside to this is you can dehydrate yourself with a vape very quickly.

>>14802337
It is nowhere near as damaging, difficult to remove, or disgusting as tobacco tar. I vape like a smoke machine. The residue can be removed with a clean towel or duster. It does tend to collect on the windshield and cause fogging in humid weather, but I think you'll find your normal exhalation will eventually do that as well.

>>14803148
says someone who prefers the most generic boring engine in existence

>>14803141
>implying his transmission won't shit itself from the start

>>14800799
Nigga, as someone who vapes daily, it smells, very strongly too. Then again, I'm just falling for bait.

>>14800850
it makes people want to race him, which he doesnt want

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>>14803167
What am I supposed to say? That's what the coils on my rda are...I could look up some steam calculator that tells me the wattage I'm pulling but I calculated it a long time ago that dual 5 wrap was around .2 ohms and safe for basically one samsung 25r so 2 is Def ok.

I have a quad 18650 series parallel box as well. 8v. Not sure what you're getting at here.

Half of what I said was car audio related. Maybe that confused you because you're full of shit.

>>14800898
you're not vaporizing water, you're vaporizing glycerin.

Let's not even get into how bad that is for you.

>>14802192
Please elaborate. Batteries only have a limited output

>>14803622
Propylene glycol at least is anti-microbial.
The studies that prove this were carried out in the '30s at the University of Chicago and can be freely accessed. There was actually a plan to fill hospitals with PG vapor to sterilize them until it was realized that UV lights were more effective (and didn't reduce visibility).

>"Propylene glycol is harmless to man when swallowed or injected into the veins. It is also harmless to mice who have breathed it for long periods. But medical science is cautious there was still a remote chance that glycol might accumulate harmfully in the erect human lungs which, unlike those of mice, do not drain themselves. So last June Dr. Robertson began studying the effect of glycol vapor on monkeys imported from the University of Puerto Rico's School of Tropical Medicine. So far, after many months' exposure to the vapor, the monkeys are happy and fatter than ever. Dr. Robertson does not expect mankind to live, like his monkeys, continuously in an atmosphere of glycol vapor; but it should be most valuable in such crowded places as schools and theaters, where most respiratory diseases are picked up."

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I can't hear him over the sound of America with the smell of freedom!

Blazer with a diesel.

>>14803181
Everyone listen to this man, as a mouth Fedora vaper myself he is the most correct

>>14803622
Glycerine is used by farmers to disinfect cow teats before milking. It prevents bacteria from entering the teats and softens them.

so, completely theoretically, vaping can prevent bacterial lung infection and help maintain lung function.

>>14803671
>>14803754
It's the Diacetyl that can get you.

>>14800289
Roll my window down and go "nice car senpai", before driving away calmly and going about my day.


itt: autism

Blow his doors off.

>>14803777
trips confirming american gun superiority

There is literally nothing wrong with vaping.

>>14803788
>t. chad vapelord

>>14800289
blow him the fuck out when the light turns green

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Smoke him

>>14800304

Lold

>>14803788

It's cheaper/healthier than the half pack a day I was smoking. Eh

>>14800289
I will fuck him in the ass and make him humbel

>>14800781
>caring about other people

nothing, ignore and accelerate slowly.

Subaru owners are the worst, I'd buy one if I didn't think it would make me look like a total douche.

Saw one the other day doing circles around a lambo on the hiway trying to get it to race, lambo ignored it for at least 15 km before the Subaru gave up

>>14800838
It does leave a little bit of smell. Especially with bigger builds. Definitely not as bad as cigarettes though. I've notice some people smell it stronger than others.

>>14800289
Roll down the window and point out that I'm driving a stock Focus and there's no point in racing his underage ass because I'd lose.

My car is not fast. There is no point owning a fast car around here, because you'll hit traffic or a red light once you get up to speed.
Or get pulled over for driving fast at night, because fast driving = stolen car or car full of drugs.

>>14800838

>water vapor
>water

No it's not, it's the vapor produced by the reaction of vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol. No water in there whatsoever. If there was water you'd see it because organic and ionic solvents don't mix

Drop er down in 4wlow (manual locking hubs m8) and rip the biggest breakstand this faggot will ever see.
Unleashing the biggest cloud of 37" smoke with the sound of a 5.4 v8 bouncing off its Rev limiter.

>>14800289
>implying the vapor would overpower the black ice tree scent

>>14800838
It's not a vapor, a vapor is a gas. When you "vape" it's actually an aerosol, which is solid particles suspended in gas, like a sandstorm. It's very bad for you, don't let anyone tell you differently. And this is coming from a guy who vapes all day and can't possibly quit :(

Probably just drive away normally since that car is faster than mine.

>>14800289
wonder why hes trying to race a buick century

>>14801650
I only see them pulling crown vic over

>>14800560
I don't think anybody would sounds like shit

Click over to high boost mode on the ecu and hope there isnt state patrol watching.

After a walk all over his slow car i wait for the inevitable shit talking, if that occurs i put a few rounds into his hood.

>>14801604
salty sti owner detected