It's pollen season. And my car looks awful, similar to pic

>>14701577
I know this feel anon. I just wait for the rain. Not much else than can be done unless you want to watch it everyday.

>Wax car properly
>Pollen gets on car
>Rinse it off with a hose
>Good as new

>>14701577
>Tree-cum all over your car
Wash it!

Actually with a decent enough wax it should slide right off

>>14701577

I figure pollen is like tree splooge right? So trees are aiming it all over the place trying to get other trees pregnant. Using this logic I paint my car like a male tree so the other male trees won't want to jizz on it because despite what you may have heard homosex is not natural in the plant world.

>>14701640
slight chuckle/10