Speed record in Spain A disabled (wheelchair) guy, with no

Guy in my town a few years ago stole a Porsche from a dealership at 2 in the morning, drove to the police station and did donuts in the parking lot until they got out and chased him. Then he lost them after a high speed chase, waited an hour and did it again. They found the car the next day crashed into the woods with no one inside and never caught the guy.

Some guy in Toronto stole a bus at knife point. He drive it to Tim Hortons where he called 911 on himself

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>>14691413
dayum

>>14691384
I heard a guy in Czechoslovakiq bought a 3l on top of it being petrol. Absolute madman I tell you.

>>14691472
>Czechoslovakiq bought a 3l on top of it being petrol
kek

>>14691472
Those chechens are fucking crazy m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtiz8X1uJAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5ytCVCGqw

>>14691384
A disabled (mentally) guy, with no license, no license points, charged in the past with drug related crimes was caught yesterday going at 297 km/h, 185 mph in a Corvette in a school zone

GOAT car thief story;
http://gearheads.org/japanese-student-steals-gt-r-swaps-plates-with-moms-car-wins-drift-contest/

>>14691443
>>14691413
Link to story
http://jalopnik.com/5900068/car-thief-does-donuts-in-police-parking-lot-while-driving-stolen-porsche

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>>14691413
Everyone post the car they wish to do this in.

>>14691512
OK.

< pic related.

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>letting a guy with no licence test drive a 150k€ car

>>14691522
>past in drug deals and related crimes

Well, I don't think this was your average dealership.

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>>14691512

>Grand Theft Auto : Dumb City
the thread

i stole a pickup truck from a farm when i was 14, got high init, drove it to mcdonalds drive thru and then returned it

bad ass

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>>14691413
that's awesome

>>14691384
>Walk into a Nissan dealer, ask to drive a GT-R
>Nope.

>Walk into a Tesla store, ask to drive a Model S
>Scans my driver's license, puts me in the driver's seat of the performance model, rides along encouraging me to mash the throttle every chance we get.

>Walk into a Porsche dealer
>Receptionist offers me an espresso, then directs me to a salesman
>I ask to drive a 911
>Photocopies my driver's license, puts me in the driver's seat of their demo model, sends me out on my own (though there was a dash cam installed in the car).
I think the Porsche dealer just didn't want to waste his time on me.

>>14691492
>chechens
>Czech republic
Not sure if b8 or typical murican educayshun

>>14691429
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>>14691595
>Walk into a Mitsubishi dealer
>Salesman drives me to an old overgrown dump
>Test drive car over rough terrain and trash

I still don't know whether the guy really wanted to sell the car or just wanted some fun.