These donks are literally faster than 99% of /o/ Prove me w

drag racing is possibly the shittiest and most irrelevant "motorsport" there is.

not on the corners/thread
;^)

>>14681796
>his car has poor acceleration

how are you going to get to that next corner quickly on that straight, anon?

>>14681797
When's the last time your miata was in a music video that wasn't for queers?

>>14682180
Jokes on you, now I will definitely smoke you on my eg hatch

>>14681786
Is this Animal Planet?

>>14682195
You're gonna smoke his pole?

>>14682205
More like Planet of the Apes

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>Donks are faster than my shitbox
>Better call them all apes
Stay slow, /o/

>>14682284
Don't matter, monkeys riding big wheels is still monkeys riding big wheels, it's not like they're useful or anything, and because they ruined the car that way, turning around went from a 3/point turn to a 12 point turn, fucking dumb jiggaboos

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>>14681786

>>14682292
>turning around went from a 3/point turn to a 12 point turn, fucking dumb jiggaboos
Just whip a shitty, my nigga, ain't you ever drove before?

>>14681786

Is that monte carlo AWD?

>>14682315
>whip a shitty

Sorry I don't speak sambo

>>14681786

They got lucky that a wheel didn't fly off (something that is pretty much guaranteed to happen at some point).

Yeah, but those dindus dump 40k in a car with a market value of 10k and then complain they have no generational wealth and that the white man is keeping them down.

>>14682331
Well Google is there and you're managing to post, so use it lazy faggot

>>14682361
Yeah, I'd rather not lower myself to that level

>>14682370
>learning something makes me lesser
top kek

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>>14682358
Well, they've got $40k to dump in into a $10k car. You don't even have a $10k car.

>>14682384
>learning something about lesser primates doesn't lower one's IQ

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>>14682401
>expanding knowledge makes you dumber

>>14682443
More like I don't care to learn some shitty nigra speak and save some brain cells instead of wrapping my head around why I took time out of my life to learn about it

>>14682478
>highlight
>right click
>>search google for 'whip a shitty'
>oh that's what it means
>close tab

wow an entire 5 seconds what a waste

But no, you'd rather spend 20 minutes shitposting with me about how retarded you are.

>>14681818
Not built for acceleration != poor acceleration
How are you going to overtake me on the straight when your quarter-mile queen is in the fucking ditch

>>14682625
>How are you going to overtake me on the straight when your quarter-mile queen is in the fucking ditch
>on the straight
By going by you?

>>14682635
So this is the average reading comprehension of a drag fag. Impressive

>>14682651
You asked how he'd overtake you on the straight, not overtake you in the ditch.

>>14682588
yeah, i'd still rather not

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>>14682686
>he's still going

>>14682879
not that guy, so i'm responding to this to ruin his 'brain cells' or whatever the fuck his excuse is. whip a shitty means a sharp u-turn. nub drivers like him probably can't do it, hence his anal pain after he obviously googled it.

>>994302
;)

>>14681786
What insane final drive ratio do those things have to launch like that with such massive wheels...

>>14681786
And they would be faster if they weren't donked.