ITT: /o/ feels - both good and bad >tfw pouring clean

>>14675172
When you rip the perfect hektik skid

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>>14675182

>smooth, perfect shift

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>when they fall for the bait

>brake checking and causing an accident
feels good man

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>blowing up your collector from excessive backfiring

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>feeling your front splitter scrape a dip thats too low even though your car isnt lowered

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>>14675172

>farting in the car and hitting the window switch lock
>listening to your friends beg for their lives as they choke on the smell

>ripping sick skidz in a maccas carpark with trays and shitty steelies
>tfw first time in a rwd

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>having a classic project car
>cleaning and painting things on the car
>replacing components with good new stuff
>seeing all the little fixes add up
>slowly watching the car come back to life
>waiting for the first drive around the block

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>>14675285

>tfw you accidentally break a classic part that's either expensive or hard to find

God damn brittle 50 year old plastic.

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>Driving a kia rio

>>14675543

top kek

I hope you don't own it.

>>14675550
I do but I'm going to sell it soon and get something Manual and that i can work on

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>>14675172
>When you backfire next to a cyclist

>>14675227
I just open the door while the car is moving if someone does this. They put the windows down real quick haha

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>>14675567
>when you drive 4k rpm in heavy traffic next to a dindu with their window down trying to drown out the angry buzz of your shitty l4 with their music

>>14675579
Actually now I think of it the driver just wasn't letting me put the window down a fraction for some air.
No one farted. But still, it applies

>>14675218
>leaving track aero on a streetmobile

>When you drive past a lycra clad cyclist with a broken muffler and they think you're a dickhead with a loud exhaust and they try spitting on your car

I tried dodging it but I think a few specks landed on my wheel/fender area

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>>14675172
>when you think you finally fixed the problem but it turns out you didn't

>>14675579
>>14675588

Just jump out of the car faggot. Go all the way you pussy

>>14675172
>tfw new oil comes right back out

>>14675600
>not brake-checking the cyclist

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>tfw boomers compliment your classic car

>>14675616
He was part of a BIG group of lycra clad cyclists. The whole sunday morning thing.

He was right at the back of the group, but still. I couldn't attack him with the car or the rest of the group would be witnesses. Just sideswiping him would have been my choice of revenge. I stared at him with this incredulous look for a few seconds. He just laughed

>tfw new tires
>tfw lowside on new tires

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>driving your parents car with them riding along
>screeching the cheap all-seasons on a corner

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>when you try to troubleshoot your car for the first time

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>>14675172

>pull dipstick to check oil
>chocolate milk

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>Downshift while pulling up next to pedestrians
>They whip their heads around with a look of terror

>econo chinese tires
>all four screaming while not pushing the car at all

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>someone passes you in the left lane
>they turn into your lane in front of you and drive slow

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>perfect craigslist find but out of budget

>>14676069
hey man don't judge me too much but do you have the source for that image? I thought ebina souichi wasn't making content any more.

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>driving speed limit in the slow lane
>people still ride my bumper and flash their highs at me
>sometimes there's the person that merges into the slow lanes just to do this
>theres two open lanes to the left because it's 2am
>Im probably one of the only cars they'll see that night
Fucking why

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>>14675604
>it turns out the problem is exponentially more expensive than the solution you just tried

>>14677108
no clue, sorry.

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>group of cyclists
>riding with traffic as far over as they can
>wearing bright noticeable clothing
>all have helmets
>use hand signals as a group when they make a turn

>>14677108
That's Rustle you dumbfuck.

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>work at gas station
>spic comes in, wants oil
>he asks me what oil he should buy
>tell him that his oil cap should say what oil to use in his engine
>doesnt know what an oil cap is
>have to go out, open the hood, and show him what oil he should buy
>buys the wrong oil anyways

>customer pulls up to a pump
>pumps about eight gallons while her car is running
>comes in and asks if we have gas in our underground tanks
>claims she pumped gas but her gauge didn't go up
>explain to her that if the tank was low it wouldn't let anyone pump and ask if she pumped while her car was running
>she says no
>have to go outside and shut off her car
>put the key back in
>gas gauge is magically full
>gives me a dirty look and leaves

>customer comes in saying she spilled gas
>it's only a small puddle so I just pour some cat litter on it
>she wants to know if her car will explode because of the spilt fuel

I'm tired of this job

>>14677168
damn, you're right. too bad he only draws loli.

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>going the speed limit in a construction zone to piss off everyone behind me

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>cyclist is in the middle of the road
>scream past in 3rd

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>>14677202
>it's the day a cop decided to try and grab people speeding through the zone

>>14677202
>approaching construction zone
>two left lanes are closed
>car to my left can't decide if he wants to pass and begins moving into my lane
>try moving over
>almost hit another car that was in my blind spot trying to pass me before it was one lane
I need to stop driving at night

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>>14675567

>Riding baiku on some twisty back roads
>Come up on a group of cyclist
>Slip into their group
>I have become the spandex
>Gain their trust
>fist bump the leader of the pack
>Down shift and rip a wheelie while screaming inane gibberish about being the alpha male and covering them in the glorious scent of two stroke exhaust
>Their faces when
>Accelerate back to the speed limit and casually go about my ride

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>starts raining lightly
>do 20 under

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>when the bolt goes slack

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>need to remove exhaust manifold
>the manifold bolts haven't been touched since the car left the factory

>raining hard
>try to do a slide when getting on freeway
>flawless

>sunny as fuck
>try to do a slide when getting on freeway
>nearly understeer off the onramp

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>>14677242

>When you're using a breaker bar to try to remove rusty as fuck bolts
>Put all your weight into it
>Strips the bolt and rams your knuckles into the frame

I had not felt rage like that in a very long time.

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>>14677202

>Entering a construction zone
>Two lanes of traffic
>Speed limit set at 45mph
>Challenger going 35
>I get in the other lane and pass it at 50
>I merge into their lane after I've made enough distance between because I need to get in an upcoming turn lane
>MFW they change lanes and fly past me going ~75mph just so they can get in front of me again

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>>14675172

>Always end up leaving friend's house too late
>Have to drive 30 miles at 50 mph because fucking deer and maybe moose

>>14677330
>fucking deer while driving
anon that's dangerous and illegal, stop

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>when you fuck up and your car bites you in the ass and you have a close call

So much adrenaline.

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>>14677253
>banging your hands around and cutting them up in a tiny cramped space trying to get a wrench/socket onto that ONE FUCKING BOLT THE DESIGNERS HAD TO PUT IN THE TINIEST, HOTTEST, SHARP EDGE HAVINGEST, GREASIEST, DIRTIEST, PAINFUL YOGA REQUIRED TO REACHIEST PLACE ON THE WHOLE DAMN CAR.

>>14677330

nice pic can I download it lori?

>>14677363
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she’s crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says “Your father’s dead.”
It was at that moment that I couldn’t hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night..

>>14675172
>taking 2 hours to change the oil in a citroen xsara because the filter is mounted under the manifold, in front of the radiator and next to the alternator so you cant fit the filter removal tool inside the cavity without next level contortion of the tool and your arm.

>>14677330
>going slower because hurr deer
You're going to hit the fucking deer at 50mph or you're going to hit it at 70mph. Either way your shit is fucked.

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>>14677383

>>14675647

So the cunt spat on your car because the exhaust was loud??

What the fuck I would've pulled him over and had a chat in front of all his mates. Who the fuck does he think he is spitting on people's property because it's noisy. For all he knows you were on the way to the muffler shop to get it repaired the cunt.

>>14676042

>mate had a shitty 2wd duel cab navara
>we go around a roundabout and a few corners at low speeds
>tyres squealing AF
>I comment on them
>he's like yeah I dunno wtf is wrong they're brand new tyres
>we reach destination
>I glance at brand of tyre
>"roadstone"

There's your problem bud

>>14677398

I realize that, but the point of going slower for deer is you can stop, or at least slow down faster, from 50 than 70. Might be the difference between a dented hood and a totally fucked up car.

But if I had

>not using a funnel when adding a quart of oil, and not spilling any

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>Police blocking a highway (100 km/h) to do breath tests
>They let everyone through, except you

>>14677189
Customers are morons.

>>14677421
>deer at 50mph is a dented hood
Confirmed for never hitting a deer.

>>14677421
Actually, it's the difference between a fucked up car and severe injuries, and a fucked up car and death.

>Perfect weather
>Empty road ahead
>Good song playing

>picking someone up right after washing your car

>>14677163
There would be no sin in the world if all cyclists did this.

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>>14677445

If you're driving drunk and get caught, what's stopping you from turning off your vehicle, cracking open a bottle of whiskey and straight up chugging it?

How would the police prove you were drunk before the whiskey?

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>>14677545
>America
They'll beat your face until it's one with the asphalt.

>Europe
They will get you for disobeying a police officer and obstructing the law, cause he WILL stop you if you grab that bottle.

>>14677545
Because then you're not only drinking and driving, but also have an open container and were drinking while driving.

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>>14677358
>realizing how easy it would have been to get that bolt from the bottom

>>14677191
>too bad
git gud

>>14675172
>tfw blippin the throttle to rev match on downshift

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>go out to start car
>DUN DUN do do dd click
>battery keeps dropping voltage overnight


fuck me in the ass it rained and got cold last two days, and I know I had a parasitic draw when wet.

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>working on car
>while you're under it, find loose bolts you forgot to tighten on the last project you did
>mfw

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>tfw blowing by stopped traffic at a cash toll while you blow by at road speed with your electronic toll tag

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>>14675172

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU3eEVzwe20

>tfw throwing your engine into a grinder after your EV conversion

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>fixing or replacing parts
>something else breaks while working that you didn't get parts for

>>14678648
a person would get juiced by that thing holy shit

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>>14677571
>get pulled over because cop suspects I was drunk driving
>shut car off
>grab bottle of whiskey I keep in the glovebox for this reason
>cop walks up to my car
>door locked, window up
>open bottle in front of him, begin chugging
>halfway through I roll down the window and ask "can I help you"
>"sir i suspect you were driving drunk, i'm going to do a breathalyzer test"
>finish off the whiskey bottle
>"well there's no way I'll pass I just drank a whole bottle of whiskey"
>fail breathalyzer obviously
>car wasn't running at the time I drank the whiskey, so I wasn't drinking and driving
>take an uber home, come back for car the next day
>better than getting caught drunk driving
>mfw

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>put it into 3rd
>dont feel any pickup of power when i take my foot off the clutch
>shit i didnt get it into gear
>i actually did

>>14678779
That doesn't work in the US. People have been arrested and convicted of DUI while they were in a shut-off car sleeping it off in the back seat. The courts have ruled that you can be busted for it if there's an assumption that you drove your ass there.

>>14678794
you can't be convicted based on a fucking ASSUMPTION. There's no way to prove I was drunk before the whiskey. Shit, man, cops make me nervous I needed a drink to calm down.

>>14678801
>you can't be convicted based on a fucking ASSUMPTION
americans can

>>14675567
>>14677234

>be me
>daily cyclist / /o/tits
>biking downtown
>see group of meme cars
>c63, fartcan civic, s2000
>stop at red light with them
>everyone revving.....
>me in the middle....
>tfw enjoying the scent
>tfw I catch up to them at every red light all thru downtown

Mfw people with nice cars think I'm their enemy on the road when I'm biking :( :( :(

Tfw straight piped LS swapped fiero at home.... and drivers think I'm a environment-cuck because bike :(

>>14678801
Open container dumbass. Don't drink and drive.

>>14678817

you are an envirocuck because bike.

>straight piped LS swapped fiero

pics of car parked on top of bike or else you're a prius-owning faglord

>>14678812
As an American, I know firsthand this is false.

>>14678831
Container wasn't open while I was driving. I didn't open it until I was parked and the car shut off.

>going from a civic to a 4.0 ranger and never having to rev above 3k
>finding out the ranger starts bucking at 90mph
Honestly it's still better

>>14678852
>you are an envirocuck because bike.

Or he just uses it for exercise...

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>>14675193
muh nigga, this anon

>>14678817
main road in town is covered in raised cross walks that will wreck any car that hits them near 10 mph
>tfw I breeze over them on my bike at 24 mph

latter that day heading down the third steepest hill in town
hit 43 miles per hour and have to start passing cars on the outside

all on the shittiest bike you can imagine
Id love to get a recumbent and really blow them the fuck out

>Mfw people with nice cars think I'm their enemy on the road when I'm biking
its more that I do not exist or they just race me for fun
cars are much faster peak speed but have to keep slowing down where I find them

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>tfw doing a head gasket job on a DOHC engine
>tfw the torque wrench clicks
>tfw the timing belt goes on right the first time
>tfw every nut and bolt goes back to where it was before
>tfw no bolt strips or rounds off
>tfw none of the o-rings or gaskets slip off during installation
>tfw the radiator and the fan slide right in
>tfw zero leaks when refilling
>tfw it roars back to life
If only it happened more often.

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>>14677241
HAHAHA NORMIES BTFO

Should've left a little earlier from home

>>14678956

>getting a recumbent

you absolute faggot. you make gay people embarassed

>>14677189
even worse m8

>guy comes in
>pours diesel in a gas car
>engine immediatly stops working
>blames gas station, because he wanted cheaper gas

>>14678859
>driving home from bar
>cops flash lights
>stop in middle of highway
>cop tells you to pull it to the side
>pull to the side
>go to court
>cop told me to drive the vehicle with prior assumption of being drunk
>cop told me to drunk drive
>we both go to jail

>>14676040
how this make you feel white boy?

>>14678910
Yeee exercise and don't want to DD a shitbox to work when it's only 12km away.

>>14678958
What you just described is impossible.

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>>14677189
Hang in there anon, you sound like a good guy.

>>14678956
Do you have a road bike? Bumps in the road and raised anything destroys my ass at high speeds. I usually do it anyway but then feel bad for my tires.

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>when you miss a shift in your FRS and the old man with a walker passes you

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>>14678990
>guy
This story might've been believable if she had been a woman, 0/10 bait.

>>14677253

>When that bolt is a harmonic damper or flywheel bolt
>It takes the threads out with it
>You remove all the obstructing components to get a straight shot at the threads
>You just KNOW you had the right thread repair kit
>You do, but it's out of inserts....

>>14678831
did you read the story?

>>14677545
It's been tried MANY times before most of us were born. The cops tend to win those because judges see that "beyond a reasonable doubt" only a drunk retard would think that's a smart move.

>>14678561
I feel your pain. I installed one of those (rather nice) knife switches on my truck while troubleshooting a drain.

I left it there for anti-theft because why not?

>>14678779
Open container and being in control of a motor vehicle is DUI in most States. Good job making it work where ever you are.

>>14678801
Beyond reasonable doubt is the operative phrase.

I encourage every Anon to have a ready whiskey bottle for cop purposes and try the experiment.

>>14678988
but the main problem is aerodynamics
a normal bike going 18 mph is using 80% of the energy just to overcome air resistance

hitting 43 required me to fully lower the seat and have my face 1" above the handle bar
and that's down a hill that only drops 215 foot in hight over 3280 a foot run

there are steeper hills but with much worse surface condition

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>Getting up early for work, and its about 35-40 degrees out
>Cold starting truck, 02 Dodge Ram 1500 with a 4.7 and magnaflow exhaust
>Fire it up, turn on defroster and stand outside a bit while it warms up, listening to that wonderful high idle exhaust

>Get to work, do pre-trip inspection of my Freightliner boom truck with with a Cummins ISC
>Fire that bitch up, turn on defroster and listen to those wonderful cold start diesel noises while I chill outside and have a dip

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>>14677426
i know this feel and it is good

>>14679034
road frame with a cruiser seat
tires are 26x1.5 front 26x1.7 rear
but I keep off the seat and time my pedal cadence to give the right pedal hight to stand on for a given bump

I use gps and magnets to verify speed
also timed run between known distance markers
id like to film but don't have a rig for that and its pretty boring to watch even at 60 mph

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>changing rear spark plugs in any transverse engine application

>>14677545
In Freedomistan you can get a DUI for fucking sleeping it off in your car with no proof you were actually driving.

>>14679082
When you work that switch do you pretend you are Dr Frankenstein giving life to a monster? You should really only use that switch during lightning.

>>14675585
same, thanks based miata for backfiring every time i lift at 4k in traffic

>>14679168
>>changing rear spark plugs in any transverse engine application

5.4 Ford and only removing PART of the fucking seized fucking spark plug dammit fuckityfuckfuck because the shell twisted off in the head.

May the "engineers" (I use the term loosely) who designed this abortion be set afire and put out with live steam.

Gotta give it to Chevy on this one. I own both and Chevrolet trucks at least are easy to wrench.

>>14679112
Yeah recumbent would be really nice. Might get one later on but kinda scared of getting run over by cars because you're so low it's like 100% death instead of just being knocked off bike

>>14679308
>When you work that switch do you pretend you are Dr Frankenstein giving life to a monster?

You must be monitoring me.

>>14679161
Damnn sounds nice, I ride a Panasonic sport LX.

I'm still looking at getting something to track my speed

Got any pics of your bike?

>>14679112
>>14679350

When you buy a recumbent bike it shows the only aerodynamics you're worried about is that of the cocks entering your ass at high speeds.

Recumbent bikes are the most homosexual vehicle on the road. More than Subarus with rainbow stickers. More than Miatas with dragon dildos for shifters. More than any other vehicle.

>>14677421
If you go fast enough the deer will pretty much explode on impact, causing minimal damage to the vehicle.

>>14679534
this desu senpai

>>14679534
efficacy confirmed gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAHvFxvOyY

>>14679537
jesus christ

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>when the stupidest fucking solution you could think of actually works ghe best.

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>>14675172

>tfw trying to do maintenance in a one car garage

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>>14680845
>tfw don't have a garage to do maintenance in.
>tfw somebody walks up to you while you are under the car working and starts trying to chat you up

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>>14679029
not really.

I opened my old lolvo 740 for an head gasket
a lot of bolts were rusted to death but I did not break anything... everything went just fucking fine

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>>14681056
>relative treats their car like shit
>lectures you on your car 4 times a week

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>>14681113
>pull car into garage and open hood
>mom comes out and starts giving me shit saying I'm going to break something if I work on the car myself
>I'm just doing an oil change

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>>14678662
>Working on wr450f dual sport
>Redoing whole top end-piston,rings etc
>rebuild kit has no new head gasket
>Remove head
>Gasket instantly disintegrates
>mfw

>>14677147
>chasing squeak under the hood
>must be idler pulley bearing going bad
>replace it
>still squeaking
>end up replacing, alternator, idler, power steering and removing smog pump
finally got that smooth quiet idle

>>14678648
>tfw throwing your car into a grinder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOdZkSdNKSM

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>>14681572
>shredding a running and driving Bug

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>>14675203
this

>>14681623
but now it can be recycled, be made into a new fuel efficient car and save the environment!

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>Working on car
>Drop wrench in engine bay
>Of course is a 10mm.
>Spend 10 minutes looking for it
>No luck
>Drive it for a few days afterwards
>One day, back out of driveway
>Hear something metal bang
>What the fuck was that?
>Shut car off and thinking it's fucked
>No oil or smoke
>See that the wrench I dropped just lying on the ground
>mfw I thought it was the engine

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>tfw you finally have the spare money to fix that annoying but not serious problem with your car

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>owning a car in general

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>putting meme stickers on your car

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>>14675193
>perfect rev matching

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>posting on /o/

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>>14682108

>scraping off meme stickers the previous owner put on

>>14681056

Start asking for help with things and they'll go away. Even if you don't need help, get them to hold the light.

>tranny slipping gears in 94 ford ranger
>fuk
>gets a lift to get the truck in the air from bro tier shop owner
>me and father in law spend 8 hours fucking with hard to reach bolts on bell housing and drive shaft and such (try using 4 feet of fucking extensions and not having one break or fall off)
>transmission finally is dropped and a new one is in
>alliswell.jpg
>changing oil 1 month later
>notice red fluid dripping slowly from bottom of bell housing
>frontsealleak.exe
>remember the 8 hours it took to get it unbolted, down, and replaced.
>spaz the fuck out under my truck and yell "fuck you you fucking tranny leaking fluids and shit"
>next door neighbor hears and bolts the fuck inside
>still gives me weird looks
This bitch really thinks there was an actual transvestite I was yelling at.

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When you go buy a car from Craigslist, expect a beaten turd but it turns out the car is fucking perfect.

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>>14677147
Alternatively
>got to fix problem
>turns out it was fucked because something else is fucked

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>>14675172
>tfw notice paints a little fucky between door and rocker panel
>chip a little off to reveal a hole
>chip a little more to find out out rocker panel is disintegrated hiding behind the side skirt
fuck southern ontario and its bullshit ass road salt

>>14679139
Magnum engine master race

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>>14677234
>TFW based Suzuki leans S40 from the factory causing mad backfiring.

>>14675172
>tfw you spill it all over the engine

>>14682495
This actually happened to me. $400 for a smooth running albeit rusty automobile. I'll miss it once it turns to dust

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>first time on a motorcycle

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>floating the gears perfectly

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>electrical issue
>it's just a burnt fuse

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>>14677189
>hey I'm looking for a part off my car
>what car
>02 Saturn
>what Saturn
>awkward silence

People should really know their cars better. It doesn't help when everyone refers to their car as "The Chevy" or "The Honda" so much they think that's the model.

>>14685696
when I used to work at Autozone

>I need brake pad for my car
Ok, what kind of car
>1997 Chrysler Town & Country
Ok, does it have ABS?
>It doesn't tell you there?

it would happen like three times a week

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>>14685712
>Ok, does it have ABS?
>>It doesn't tell you there?

On the other side of that discussion:
>hello dealership, I need part number xx-xxx-xxx-xxxx
>what's your VIN?
>...it's not gonna matter the part isn't stock to the car
>Ok, well what's your VIN?
>[gives VIN]
>Sorry, that part doesn't fit your car anon
>mfw

>>14685696
>coworker gets new car
>stanced civic
>keeps referring to it as "The Honda"
>mfw he got hit and wrecked "The Honda"

>>14685712
This is why I tell people I don't want to work at autozone when they say I should because I like cars

>>14685725
Hi I need the cap for the windshield washer reservoir
>what's the VIN?

>Just filling your tank of gasoline after being on empty.

>>14677242
Imagine this while tightening the axle nut on a mgb

>>14677242
Yup, had that happen installing a water pump. Tighten, tighten, tighten, and then start slack. NOPE. Stopped right there and hoped the rest were ok. No leaks yay

>>14677250
Oh boy. I'm about to know this feel.

>>14681683
Sauce

>>14677250
iktfb

>>14675172
>cleaning your car inside and out and driving it around town ten minutes before going to bed.

>>14685331
>tfw oil gets on the exhaust header

>>14687340
lol thats gay as hell

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>when the back road you usually take has been driven on so many times that it has a groove where your tires get extra grip

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>>14687340
>homestuck

>>14687340
lol your a fugging homo

>>14687047
Just look up vault girl

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>>14682763

>do paint touch up
>ends up looking bigger and worse than before

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>Drive gutless cramped loud farty european shitbox for 5 months
>confident salt is gone
>take out nice car
>go for drive
>rediscover torque
>rediscover comfort
>rediscover the joys of driving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsBKYN3Hbu0

>>14686970
Spray them the night before

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>>14677253
>be me
>at the junkyard ripping parts off of a truck for my van (dodges are cool like that, interchangeable parts between trucks and vans)
>been needing some gas tank mounts
>some in perfect condition on this truck but the bolts are btfo with rust
>get out tools
>doesn't budge
>force with all of might
>"come on you mangy slu-"
>ratchet comes flying free along with the bolt
>knuckles smack into frame
>ratchet falls and nearly misses my face
i love junk yards

>tfw your hatch is equipped with discs at all four wheels and you can throw it into a slide without the handbrake

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>tfwthe faggot in the shitbox next to you is reving
>tfw you introduce him to Mr. Flowmaster

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>remove vinyl wrap previous owner left on
>find a baseball sized spot of clear coat peeling off from underneath

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>>14688660
>tfw clear coat on your car has been peeling off for years
>surface rust is starting to appear so you can't delay painting it much longer
>painting it is going to cost more then double what the car is worth
>still gonna go through with it anyways

Learning to paint a car properly can't be harder then rebuilding the transmission right?

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>Taking off rusted 6 hours job exhaust or header
>Rub anti seize on all them rusty bolts
>Know I can take them off in an hour now if I work on exhaust

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>tfw driving like an asshole in traffic

>>14677426
>having to use a funnel in order to not spill it
JFC anon, my first time putting oil in a car and I didn't spill any. Are you a woman ot just incompetent?

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That feel when driving the best truck >:Ξ

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>>14675227

We were driving up north one year and my friend's dog shit in the back of his 4Runner. Like diarrhea shit. It's really hilly so it just kinda ran everywhere in the back like soup. It was another 40 minutes before we crossed a bridge and were able to get some water from a river to clean it up. Car still reeked of explosive dogshit.

Had to drive in it for another 3 hours. Dog had poop all over his feet and tail, seemed pretty happy about it too.

I

>>14689021

is it similar to the feels you get when a guy dressed like a dog shoves a baseball bat in your ass you fucking degenerate

kill yourself

>>14689010

You've put oil in an engine once, you incompetent newfriend.

The fuck makes you think you can talk to anyone if you've only put oil in an engine once?

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>starter dies
>try hitting it to get a few more starts out of it
>was hitting wiper motor

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>driving my fathers truck at night
>lights are probably as old as the truck itself
>I would be better off taping a flashlight to the hood

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>standing beside my car pumping gas
>swag boy pulls up in daddy's shiny Passat
>I see diesel badge on it
>he's at a regular gasoline pump
>I watch him reach for the red handled pump
>he picks it up
>puts it into the car
>and starts pumping
>I quietly watch as liter after liter of gasoline fills his diesel car's gas tank
>he's standing there for a good 3 minutes
>boy that tank must be almost empty :^)
>I get in my car
>having never said a word

>>14689065
>>14689065
It is similar to the feeling when a guy dressed as a horse eases an XL Chance the Stallion dildo up your ass.

>>14689116

>implying the gas nozzle fits in the diesel car


It's actually the other way around.

>>14689152
fyi this isn't a universal thing, only some countries have that. the pumps i go to have a weird spring thing around them that makes the filler neck really shallow, so you could basically seat the pump in there and push that little gate open.
i know because i almost filled my car with diesel one time, my dad stopped me and told me i was an ass.

>>14689116
>diesel car's gas tank

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>signing the bill for a new set of tires

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>>14689152

It's actually not you fucking dipwad, gasoline nozzles are smaller than diesel and will fit into the gas tank necks of diesel cars. Diesel nozzles are wider and won't fit in gasoline cars. Considering the majority of people drive gasoline cars, this was implemented to safeguard the majority from making such a mistake. They're not going to do the opposite to protect the small minority of autistic fags who drive diesel cars.

Where do you get off posting such ridiculously ill-informed shit?

>>14689152

>implying it doesn't

Stupid nigger it's the other way around, gas fits in diesel but diesel won't fit in gas.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/culture/commuting/my-diesel-car-was-filled-with-the-wrong-fuel-now-what/article13871733/

B T F O
T
F
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>>14689149

>knows dildos by their brand name

holy fuck you are one serious faggot

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>when you roll up next to gang bangers in your police interceptor with tinted windows and they cant see inside your shit and they clearly fear you and you are staring them down like a cop through the glass even though they cant see you they can still feel it

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>>14677189
>I'm tired of this job
This is the true condition of any base-level CS or retail job. You don't come to hate it as such, you just get really tired of it.

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>>14689256

>then you step out and they start laughing hysterically
>then they unload their glocks and uzis into the side of your car and leave you in a bloody mangled pile of shredded autism and wasted youth

when you make a payment larger than what you need to make

when you floor it under a bridge and your ears ring

when you smell unburnt fuel and molten steel

the sweet sweet smell of pb blaster and brakeleen

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TFW after a nonstop year of work you can finally afford to start the dream build.

Feels great

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>>14677250
mfw this was me yesterday and have to finish tmrw bc its raining

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>>14689425
>>14687144
>>14686970
>each turn you make you prepare for the bolt to snap off
>each turn you make you picture taking the head to a machine shop to get the bolt bored out

tbqh removing the exhaust manifold has to be one of the most stressful jobs you can do on a car

>>14689067
Who the hell said I did it once? I said my first time.

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>>14689396
>wide fenders with no wide bumper

>>14689186
shameless sauce

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felt this one today
>it's the very last bolt to remove
>rusty piece of shit connects header to s-pipe
>I don't even get a chance to round it off because it already is
>14mm originally, but a 14 is no good
>hammer the shit out of a 13mm onto til it'll never come off again
>get largest ratchet and start pulling with all my might
>SNAP
>spring goes flying across floor
I torqued the thing so hard it snapped clean in half
like not even near the end of the bolt, but right in the center where it was the beefiest
at least it came off right?

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>>14688928

what the fuck

the bolts melted together

>driving drunk because suicidal and shit
>accidentally blind cops with high beams at a 4 way stop
>they keep flashing me but their stupid his lights made it hard to tell
>keep driving, drunk as hell, as they pass me
They must have known the lights were shit. It was a small town, old fashioned.
>went to McDicks after to get a chai frappe and a shit ton of chicken everything
It was a good summer despite trying to kill myself.

>>14675828
hehe

>>14689885
>endangering other people with your stupidity
Senpai...

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>rusty ass exhaust bolts need to be removed so I can install catback
>spray a fuckton of wd40 hours before
>with some mild effort the bolt squeaks and unscrews
>mfw

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>when you put your dose pipe on and let rip a sick dose for the first time

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>faggot in stanced civic hatchback + fart can blasts by doing ~100mph on 65mph highway
>see him getting pulled over just before I take my exit

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>>14690021
>asshole flies by in the middle of the night doing 30 over
>20 seconds later, black and white Texas DPS with his lights off follows him and puts itself on his ass
>faggot notices far too late who his tail is
>belatedly tries to slow down
>disco lights direct him to take the next exit

I laughed for 15 miles straight.

>fly by doing 85
>slow fags actually going 65 limit
>see a cop car in rear view
>slow down
>it's not a cop, just some asshole who bought a used cop car

>>14689243
There is no other way to know dragon dildos!

If you have never known prostate stimulation, you will always be at the mercy of exterior stimulation and those who provide it.

>>14689243
at least he didn't specify whether it was flared

>>14690191
They're both awesome so long as they tickle my kidneys.

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>>14679168
>I have to do this soon
>3.0L Duratec

Why do they have to make it so close to the fucking firewall, then make an extremely obtuse intake manifold to obstruct it

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>tfw your car has a problem that could be caused by a million things, and the first thing you replace fixes it

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>>14679762
That was pretty much me when I had to remove the crank pulley on my accord v6. I had an expensive impact gun that would not remove it what-so-ever at max psi. Decide to ham it and try the starter method

>it works flawlessly the second I turn the key

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>>14679168
>Have G6BA (transverse V6)
>is missing at idle
>getting worse
>dreading having to change the spark plugs due to the second bank being covered by EVERYTHING

>>14675172
Working on a car that isn't your DD, and not being afraid to take things apart or modify them.

Tearing into an engine bay, just stripping everything out.

> when you perfectly execute a rev-matched heel-toe double-clutch downshift

> going through construction zone
> worker directs car to the right to go through
> don't see him cause he was behind car from my perspective
> yells at me when i pass

wtf man

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>love driving
>be a 135 lb manlet so most cars feel super cozy
>driving feels even better because of this
>start gaining weight due to job/laziness
>no longer enjoy driving because I notice my gut too much, and I can't find a comfortable position anymore

I really need to get my fatass into a gym and stop eating like shit.

>>14690419
Sounds like you need some weight reduction anon.

>wash car for the first time this year
>all clean, one last rinse to purge to soap
>come outside three hours later
>car is fucking covered in pollen

Fuck the south and fuck pollen. I miss the desert so God damn much.

>>14679051
ex gas station fag here, this happens almost twice a month

>>14690419
Do it tomorrow, or do it never.

>>14690419
Ah, the hidden consequence GM won't tell you.
Become a bikefag on your commutes and make the car a weekend thing.
I actually enjoy my car more this way.

>>14681623
>running

It rolled for 5 seconds, and there was a huge hole in the floor, it was probably fucked. could've parted some of It I guess

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>>14690599

>washing car in movie/TV
>throws bucket of dirty rag water on car

>>14690395
Autism pls leave

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>Driving a rental

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>Cleaning a shitton of dirt off to reveal sparkling clean wheels

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>no insulated garage
>fixing everything before summer heat arrives
>praying nothing breaks for the next 7 months

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>buying original parts

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>>14690311

Gf had a Sable with that fucking engine.. Glad to be rid of it after 6 years

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That feel when a 16 year old girl noses out into traffic.
Right after I just got done getting everything for a COMPLETE suspension overhaul.
This time I couldn't stop.


(The other wheel points inward now too)

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>>14692917
Happened yesterday btw.
Had them drag it to the house.
Guess I'll order a few additional parts.

>>14692917
why the fuck would you pull out into traffic

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>>14692988
Guess she didn't look.

>>14677253
Those cuts take the longest to heal

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someday:
>CEL came on, turned car off, it was away
now about two months later:
>CEL is back with the same message, suddenly also left speaker dieing
I hope it fixes itself again, I don't want another car ;_;

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>apply for a loan to get a car
>loan officer gets additional information but doesn't sound optimistic
>mfw I have to wait 3-5 days to just get a "no" back and lose my chance on a good car

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Giving it WOT through a tunnel with the window down and getting a flash and thumbs up from a car coming the other way.

>>14693042
>new car for a CEL

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>playing with ignition timing
>distributor bolt snaps

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>>14693511
we share a board with people like that

>>14693511
Expecting a Corsa driver to know anything about cars. Here in Euro land they're marketed to idiot teenagers and old people.

>>14693555
We don't have Corsas in burgerland.

>>14693613
It's the equivalent to whatever GM's cheapest shit box is.

>>14693636

The Spark?

>>14693859
Cobalt.

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>>14675172
>CEL
>ODB says EVAP LEAK
>google code #
>all i have to do is replace the fuel cap
>old fuel cap is cracked on it's threads
>get fresh OEM cap
>deep six the old cap
>secure new cap with 3 clicks
>CEL is gone

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>>14685696
>guy comes in
>I need an oil filter
>"what year?"
>92
>"make and model?"
>Inline 4
Wat.

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>>14675196
>hitting 90 in your shitbox

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>>14694103
>have old beat up pick up
>sounds like it's shaking itself to pieces past 65
>mfw

>>14677592
>mfw did an oil change on my brother's 4.0L Wrangler
>pulled the oil filter from the bottom, almost burning myself on hot oil
>open the hood to pour new oil
>new filter that I installed from underneath staring right at me, completely accessible

>>14677358
>bolt and nut
>nut is completely inaccessible from the same angle, or requires some really awkward maneuvering

>>14690330
Remove a torque strut or two. You'll be able to pull the engine forward. Secure it with some sturdy wire/bungie cord and you're set.

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>Be me in V8 Explorer
>Some filipino in a Honda behind me
>Turn signal goes green
>Head downhill and go on the right lane, Honda follows in, cutting a Mercedes.
>Even though we're doing 55, Honda decides to cut me off up ahead and goes on the left lane and floors it.
>Nuh-uh, no way.
>Downgrade to 3rd and speed up to 80.
>Honda forced to go back behind me.

Feels awesome man.

>>14677358
Takes all your might to break the bolt then you reliaze its the wrong one.

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>tfw getting in your car is the perfect opportunity to adjust your balls in public

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>tfw people ask if your car is for sale

Best compliment imo.

>>14689806
Why were you tightening it if you were taking it off?? Also next time use a cheeter not a larger drive.

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>>14675218

I'm going to know that feeling, but I am lowered...

>>14695373
>still see light underneath
you call that low, son?

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>fuck it ill finally do the brakes on my old DD-turned project
>upgraded MC all hooked up and bled, lines from MC all scoocum and ran to the distro block
>back of mind thought about an old line popping nearly gone
>undo bleeder
>buddy hits brake pedal
>a line pops

guess whos brakes aren't done :^)

>>14695393

Thats its ride height, no air ride

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>putting my car on jack stands
>using floor jack to get first tire off the ground
>idiot neighbor comes up
>"hey that's not a jacking point lemme help you"
>mfw my car's a unibody

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hearing your soft top rip as you zip it up

Fuck you niggers I bet you don't even drive hahahaha lmao xddddd

When you say hi to Gihn

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>>14695508
H-hi

>>14675172
>on your tooj run
>there is another car
>they are a bro and move out of your way

why are some people so based?