>buying used goods >not sitting on an unsoiled seat >not

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>>14628448
Not being autistic

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>>14628448
You do reallized about forty people have driven your car , specially smelly truck drivers. Before it even gets to the dealer ship. Why do you think there is no new 0 mile cars, they all have like 17- 40 miles

>being a slave to arbitrary perceptions of a materialistic object bettering 'better'.

You are the true cuck, sir.

>>14628454
>according to /o/ several people who were sitting on plastic seat covers for less than a few minutes each time = some fat shit sitting in the seat for several years for tens of thousands of miles

>>14628448
she has such wonderful parents
lucky girl :^)

>>14628465
>I'm a premature ejaculator and we did it with a condom so she's still a virgin.

That new thing you want isn't always in your pricerange. And you may want something that is no longer made new.

>I pay thousands of dollars for breathing in plasticisers
whatever floats your goat

theres nudes of this girl right?

>>14628489
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3730676/The-Amazing-Caroline-Mosley

>>14628448
Some people have rich parents that give them everything
Others live in rotting houses barely making enough to pay the bills.

>>14628448
Hmmm... New car, or new house?

No thanks, I'll take the new house. On 30 acres.

Oh, wait, I did...

>>14628448
I'm sure some sweaty fat fucks have farted thousands of times on my seat before
Feels bad man

>>14628448
Changing air filters and steam cleaning the carpets/seats?

>>14628454
Mine had 4 km on it (2 miles). Enjoy your dirty, fart seats :^)

>>14628448
Dealership shill pls go

>he doesn't have the time and money to refurbish everything

>>14628581
Underrated post.

Doing a full refurb on a 2001 BMW 750iL.

Why? Because I fucking can...

I work in a car factory. I eat my lunch sitting in cars and sleep in cars when the line is down, does that bug you?

>>14628634
Time to move on to having a fap in there

>>14628448
>Literal

There's that word again

>>14628649
And some steaming sex with a nasty hooker

>>14628691
And a choc sundae, that shit never comes out

>>14628475
Toppest of

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>>14628448
>tfw work in a car factory
>tfw marc from quality and jose from assembly have already farted on your seat
>tfw the JIT'er guys have probably farted on the seat cushion and the back
>tfw the foam guys probably farted into the foam mix before it ever got covered with the fabric or leather, which you guessed it, was farted on as standard operating procedure (ISO 14001) during the production process
>tfw if your seats were leather they were literally wrapped around a creature for years that spent its day farting and slinging shit all over its hide (that was later turned into your seats)
>tfw this isnt even counting the guys who farted in your seat driving it off of the final QC check to the storage lot, or the guy who farted in it driving it up onto the truck, or the teenager who smoked a bowl in it (probably farted at least twice) on the lot

it's farts all the way down my friend. just remember, you are a brother with every other man who has farted in your cars seat

>tfw i bought a rental car so that I could sniff the seat sometimes

>>14629063
kek

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>>14628448

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>>14629063
>Somewhere the OP has thrown his tendies on the floor and is now into negative good boy points.

>>14629063

To be honest every father has diddled their daughterat least once. This hardly counts.

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>>14629451
are you sure about that

>>14629555

Trust me, Im an expert on this subject.

>>14628448
you know every single car gets turned on and tested for a bit and drove off the line right?

every single one

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>>14628448
>clean out the car
>new seats
>new car smell tree to hang on your window
>new steering wheel
>repaint
>new engine
good as new

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This shit is the real deal

>>14628448
>purchasing a completed good rather than building and fabricating it yourself.
>cuck level: infinite.

>>14629584

then how do the odometers still say zero?

>>14630624
they don't, or they haven't gone far enough to go up to 1

>>14630624
How does a manufacturing facility roll back the odometer, is that what you're asking?