>be ameriburger >graduate high school >buy used car

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>Buys Chebby
>Is an oil driller
This checks out.

>>14555546
>drives car for 8 years and over 100k miles

>suddenly has to do maintenance

and what mythical self healing car should you have purchased instead?

>>14555546
>buy 97 chevy at 180k in 2011
>under $100 in repairs
>190k in 2016 still runs like new

>>14555546
>Fucking bought a chebby
What were you thinking family?

>>14555826
>no ass
disgusting in everyone's opinion

>>14555868
Some of us like asses that look like asses rather than balloons.

>>14555820
That's because you don't drive it. 10k miles in 5 years?

>>14555896
Then why post a surfboard, brah?

>>14555926
Hnnnnnnnnnnng

>>14555546
She can get COLONIZED desu senpai

>>14555896
Then why didn't you post one?

>>14555546
if you buy a shitbox regardless of the brand you shouldnt expect much
but i get it, muh jap appreciation thread

>>14555903
I missed the 7 and hit 8. I realized that after posting but didn't figure anyone would read it anyway.

Miles are miles no matter how far apart they are. Just because I only put 20k on it doesn't mean it's got the same wear as a vehicle with only 20k on the clock. 190k is still 190k.

>>14555965
>Miles are miles no matter how far apart they are

u fuckin wot m8. Sitting without running is literally the worst thing you can do for a car, second only to driving such short trips that you never get up to operating temperature. Actually it might be worse.

It's a recipe for losing literally every single seal in the car, gummed up fuel system, stuck rings, every plastic part crumbling, and the list goes on. A car with 150k miles daily driven and well-maintained is a better bet than a car with 75k miles that has only had 1k a year for the last two.

>>14555958
Eh, bet she has perma coffee breath and can't even.

>>14556047
Stop wasting time here and go make some money, daddy needs new shoes.

>>14556018
you're helping my point, not hurting it m8.

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>>14556061
>[overcompensation intensifies]

>>14556101
I'm sure she's a virtuous young woman, anon.

>>14555855
Seconding

>timing chain breaks at 3k miles
>don't blame shop that did the job or quality of parts, fuck the car.

Faggot.

130k 06 Chevy Colorado going stronk

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>>14556119
>virtuous
What kind of faggot wants that?

140k 07 malibu going strong
keep up with your maintenance and dont beat on it, it will take care of you in return

>>14556119
I'm not sure what that has to do with the original comment being retarded.

>>14556218
I'm sure she'll give you a handy for defending her on the internet, anon.

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>mfw 1985 Oldsmobile Cutlass
>mfw 150,000 miles and still running strong as ever
>mfw have never had to take it to a mechanic because everything is easy to work on

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>buy 99 Chevy malibu for 2000 @ 120k miles
>oil leak somewhere forever but can't find it
>just do a lot of changes, like excessive changes
>152k miles I get a bad coolant leak
>turns out to be headgasket that was bound to fail no matter what, fix it for 400
>give car to mom,now running at 170k miles.
>immaculate interior, repaired exterior
>fuel reservoir also exploded one day, but only $25 fix by hamd

I miss that car. 50k miles and only a $400 repair. No owners manual too, so maintenance has been proactive.

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>>14555546
>buying any car made after the 2000s
>wonder why you have to do maintenance 24/7

>>14555546
>>14555826
>>14555926
>>14555958
>>14556047
>>14556134
cars.

>>14556406
this

>>14556246
I'm not sure what that has to do with the original comment being retarded.

>>14555546
>2004 cavalier
>ecotec
>burning that much oil

hope you know how to change out piston rings

>>14556406
As much as i want to get some of the cars from the decade I really wonder if there was a single competent electrical engineer working on any of these cars