>sitting at a stoplight >put in the clutch and take my

>>14512204
Nobody's observant enough to notice that.
At best, they'll think you put it in park.
[spoiler]but yes I do this too[/spoiler]

>>14512204
I took my reverse lights outta my automatic car so I can reverse at traffic lights and it looks like manual rollback for the street credits.

>>14512204
if it don't roll back why not?

>sitting at stoplight
>not having it in neutral

its 2016

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>>14512216

>>14512212
i have a buddy who listens if its a manual. hes a huge ricer though and talks about how much faster manual hondas are to auto

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>>14512240
>mfw reading this I thought "hondafag" before getting to the end of the post

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>roll back on hills
>roll forward

meanwhile in the normies car
>is that guys car broken

Guilty

Oh, normies like me just think your brake lights are broken. I don't pay attention to gay shit like that.

>>14512220
If I don't shift into first as I'm rolling to a stop its 100x harder to put it in gear. Shifting to first from a stop is hard, gotta jam it in. Any idea why that might be

>>14512296
it should be the opposite. Reverse your gears

>At stoplight
>Roll back
>Car behind me freaks out and starts honking because he's too close and thinks I'll bump into him

>>14512296
Clutch not disengaging properly or synchro is shot.

>>14512220
Yeah for real.
>burning your clutch up like that

>>14512314
>at stoplight
>rollback
>panic
>floor it
Tire screeching followed.

I need to practice.

>>14512360
I once watched 5 Hondas with standard transmissions run into each other, because the guy up front started to roll back, panicked and killed it, and the rest of the line wasn't ready to brake after shifting into first. Good times.

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>mfw i do this too
>mfw engine brake instead of regular braking to not turn on break lights in slowish traffic

>>14512335
Having the clutch fully engaged will not burn it up.

>>14512372
I am aware of that, but a lot of people add unnecessary wear by not engaging the clutch fully at a stoplight.

>>14512272
I know dude
>on pretty steep hill
>fuck it don't feel like holding the car in place with revs
>turns green like 4 cars in front of me
>roll a little
>dude behind me get's pissed and starts to honk
>I drive away and everything is fine
Why are people so fucking retarded and on top of that leave no room for people sometimes?

>>14512204
>not just putting it in neutral
why?

also I don't trust retards to not have my brake lights on at a light

>>14512391
People don't understand how manual transmissions work, and that it's hard to get almost no rollback on a steep hill. I guess they think you're not paying attention.

>>14512365
Yep I try to avoid braking as much as possible as well, same with my auto trans cars - rather shift down in manual mode than pushing the brake pedal.

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>>14512294
Sometimes I worry about that, do I pump the brakes once while I'm at a stop

>>14512391
>in stop and go city traffic
>going up a hill for a rather steep highway ramp
>motorcycle behind me
>PARKS AN INCH DIRECTLY BEHIND MY BUMPER, NOT OFF TO THE SIDE
what the fuck, I figured they'd be bros. they have manuals too, they know how it is. why? why would one do that?

>>14512305
Reverse my gears? Like take them out and turn them around?

>>14512408
>and that it's hard to get almost no rollback on a steep hill.
Nope. If you're a noob you can use the handbrake and release it when the clutch starts to bite, or you can heel-toe it if you're feeling particularly tagumi.

>>14512413
Because it's 'badass' to be as close to a car as you can and then cry like a little bitch when you get hit and play the muh riders have rights too card

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>tfw you have hill assist and the brakes stay engaged for way too long

>>14512204
>manual rollback

Is this really a thing? Isn't it just basically neutral?

>>14512216
>Not just rolling it back a bit in neutral
You are putting un-nessicary strain on your shitbox just to look cool to the 1% of drivers that are paying attention to other people who want to notice them for driving manual.

>>14512413
>city traffic

There's your answer. City drivers are assholes.

>not having hill assist

ITS 2016!

>>14512414
Yes.
Don't forget to post results

>>14512294
I know people think this about me right until the end the way I coast and engine brake to stops

>literally slow down to 5-10 mph constantly before braking

>>14513851
are you me? I'm usually at the point of idling in first before I brake

>>14513923
I feel so accomplished if I can stop at the line at the light with out using my brakes at all, then put my foot on the brake just to show the car following that my brake lights do work and that I'm just a badass

>>14512204
There is nothing worse than some dick sitting in front of you on a dark night in the rain with his foot on the brake and a 50,000,00000 lumen third brake light. Were they never taught how to drive?

>>14514389
But that is the way people are taught how to drive, so that if they get rear ended they don't roll forward.

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>at steep ass hill
>mr self important bmw driver parks on my bumper
>roll back and bump him
>pretend not to notice and drive off

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>>14512204
>My car does late 11s on the 1/4
>Feel empty and hollow anyway because I'm too stupid and clumsy for manual

I notice anon, I notice.

>>14512372
>Having the clutch fully engaged will not burn it up.

No but wears the release bearing and diaphragm spring.

>>14515153
>2016
>still defining wear points in a unit that is replaced in its entirety anyway

>>14512204
When I come to a stop on a hill I always try to roll back a little and then take more space ahead of me so the people behind me know not to get to close

I don't think it has ever worked prolly just get closer and closer

>>14515203
He's right though, dumbass. It doesn't "burn the clutch up" it just reduces the lifespan of the release bearing.

>>14514976
>But that is the way people are taught how to drive,

Who teaches that? You should be in nutral or park with the handbrake on, if you are rear ended your foot may come off the pedal(s) if you are in gear you won't roll forward you will drive forward into the car in front. Sitting with your foot on the brake is a "major demerit" (read instant fail) on your test in the civilised world.

>>14515256
Everyone teaches that, go look at any driving instruction video, article, driving school, whatever.

The whole point is that if you get hit from behind you don't fly into the guy in front of you, or anywhere at all.

Driving tests are pretty much useless for actual driving practices.

>>14512204

Tomorrow op gets read ended by some clown, because he isn't sitting on his brake he rolls into an intersection and gets t boned by a semj

>>14512296
Bad clutch or bad synchronizer.

>>14512413
Buddy, motorcyclists are entitled cunts like everyone else. Often moreso, depending on where you live.

Never as bad as bicyclists though.

>>14515256
>in the civilized world you put your car in park or put the handbrake on at every stop

Uh, no. You must live in India or some dumb shit like that.

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>i shift so people know I'm driving a manual

Pretty simple

I have a tiptronic trans in my car and most of the time my car doesn't move or rolls a little when i lift the brake so i take just a second longer and pretend in shifting into gear at lights from neutral and "manually" drive for a bit. A couple of faggots have streetlight raced me because of it but they really raced themselves cause im just autistic and don't even go fast when i do it. I make sure to keep the revs audible enough to really send it home.

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>enter parking lot
>push in clutch and rev my engine 4 times to announce my car's presence in the lot to the other cars

I notice it when people do this.

Honestly I always just thought that they can't drive manual very well

>people who can't into not rolling back
Do you guys even handbrake start?

>>14516050
You mean, like a girl?

>>14515972
>straight pipe feels

>>14516050
my car has a foot brake and it's broken again

>>14515256
You're a fucking moron.

>>14515256
on flat surfaces, you should be on neutral on a stop.
If you apply any kind of brake (foot or handbrake) in the case you are rear-ended, your car will be smashed and you'll probably die because it will be absorving all the impact forces. If you're in Park, you will also blow the transmission.
On neutral, if you are hit, you will be pushed forward by the impact, and could maneuver to safety, legal actions and a less damaged car.

Only time I roll back a little is on steep hills. I do it if I think someone if going to get really close to my bumper, so mostly soccer mom's in SUVS, cause I don't want to roll back into them so I just kinda spook them into giving me space.

>>14512204
nigga just put it in neutral.

but uh yeah i see what you mean. a fucking sorority twat just pulls behind you a cunt hair from your rear bumper. I'm fucking terrified at every occurrence when a woman is on the road. period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA5Cn5ALNGU&list=LL0AwenlKFGbpZrHwV2tu2CA&index=10

>>14516419
But that's wrong you retard

>>14512204
You're wearing out the diaphragm spring when the release bearing is pushing the pressure plate. Just put it in neutral and hold your brake. No one cares if you have a manual. You think someone is going to go "Wow, look at that guy. He's got a manual. Must be a really good driver."
Jesus.

That mini-heart attack when auto users put them from park to drive and their reverse lights turn on for a second.

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>>14518909
problem here is the bitch took a racing line into the parking lot, without signalling. Had anyone been turning right out of the lot she would have shot straight into their hood.

>>14512413
It's easy to avoid rolling back on a motorcycle because you don't have to take your foot off the brake to apply throttle

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>>14519388
>New 86/Sub can't gutterjump

Godmachine nomination revoked.

>>14518909
I always wonder what do you do if the car just doesn't stop after they hit you
>>14512204
>tfw revving my manual while driving
>tfw automaticas will never know this feel

>>14512296
adjust your clutch cable

>all these pricks proud of not activating their brake lights
They're there for a reason. Enjoy getting rear ended because someone doesn't notice you are stopped or slowing

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>>14519388
>dat mt. akina line

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>>14519510
not so much as it can't, there's no reason to do it there, and the driver was definitely not up to the task

yeah I know it's a sarcastic punch

>>14519547
is it? can't tell from that angle of my memory

>>14512204
>needing to let people know you cant drive your car

Unless that shit is vertical, you don't have an excuse. Learn to drive properly.

>>14512204
No
>Mfw most of the cars in my country are manual

>>14512204
Don't worry. I do this too.

>Live in Europe
>People already expect me to drive manual
>My grandma drives manual
>My sister drives manual
>My dog drives manual
>They all drive manual

>>14522356
>tfw your sister drives manuel
WALL WHEN

>>14512204
>driving automatic
>put car in neutral
>take foot off brake
>car rolls back because of slight incline
>"they think i drive a stick"

Tell me I'm not the only one who's THIS autistic

>>14512413
Bikes don't really roll back like cars

>>14512204
>sitting at a stoplight
>shift into neutral to make people think I drive a manual

I'm probably the only one who does this

>>14519110
>>14512204
Op, enjoy replacing that throw out bearing.

You're causing undue wear on components.

>>14512204
>take it out of drive
>put it in neutral
>roll back at light
>everything thinks i drive a manual
>jokes on them

>>14512212
I notice that all the time.
>someone sitting at a red light without the brake lights on
>"noice, a fellow manualfag"

>See some boiracer at a stoplight
>Light turns green
>They sped off with both hands on the wheel the whole time
>lul softly at their faggotry

>stop at stoplight
>put in parking
I'm not holding my foot at the brake.

>Get out of saab turbo shitbox at local eatery
>realized I parked next to a toyota corolla with a vvt-i sticker or some shit on the side.
>it's not even manual
>my car is manual and is probably faster
>lmao

So many glorified auto drivers here. If you're going to drive a manual, do it properly. 0 roll back because you are using your neutral position and handbrake like a real man does it.

>>14524345
>handbrake like a real man does it.
Mutually exclusive statement

>>14512204
I just do that because a manual doesn't need your foot on the brake on a level road. I'm not autistic

>>14512204
you just showing the rest of us that you couldn't afford an automatic.

>>14524391
>wanting to drive a cuckmobile
>not buying used in the first place
>not wanting a glorious manual

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>>14523971
>mfw someone pimps their shitty civvy sedan with a spoiler and cambered rims