>stop at red light behind a few cars >light turns green

>>14507018
That's why cars are for the open road IMO.
Take the average speed of your commute through traffic. If it's less than 30 Km/h Buy a bike or you're a cuck.

>>14507018
People look at their phones at red lights. They miss half the green lost in text message land.

>>14507018
Whenever I'm the first person at a stoplight I intensely watch the light and gun it the second it turns green just so making somebody else miss the light is on the conscience of the person behind me instead of myself.

>>14508276
>Do this
>Suddenly you're racing the guy next to you

Not on my turf dagumi

>have same traffic light that gets jammed up every morning
>tfw I know the exact spot you have to be stopped ahead of to make the light every time

I might put a sign at that spot that says something like "if you wanna make the light and you're beyond this point, accelerate like a normal person pls"

>>14508328
And suddenly even less people get through because they're trying to read your long ass sign.

I don't care if I'm ten cars back. If that front car doesn't move within two seconds I'm laying on the horn.

>>14508452
>implying you can see the front car from that far back

>>14508498

Lifted truck, and you can see if they are turning by moving your head to the left if you are in a car.

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>>14507058
Even if it's more than 30, not buying a bike is cuck territory

>>14508517
>lifted truck
oh boy...

>>14508315
Kek

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>that guy who stops at a 4-way stop sign first and let people go
>that fat lady coasting in the passing lane at 45mph, she flips you off when you pass
>that guy who bumps their tires on the curb when they park
>that guy who drives down the shoulder to get infront of the line
>the cuck that lets him in
>that guy who tries to block lane splitters

I don't even ride, I just think it's stupid as hell. Quit being a whiny cunt.

>>14508830
>enjoy eating telephone poles do you /o/?

What do you mean? That I, the person llegally driving in a lane deserves punishment for not encouraging someone to illegally drive off the road, cut infront of everyone like a fucking douchebag, and because somehow I'm in the road I'll hit a telephone pole when you, the reincarnation of Hilter himself is more likely to hit a telephone pole as you are not in the road.

Of course brotruck cucks are shitposters too.

>>14508878
Enjoy footing the bill. I've been pushed off the road by a truck driver before. His insurance claimed I was at fault and attempted to force my way past him using the shoulder, when infact he passed me and cut into my lane where I was.

When they sued my insurance company for lying about the accident and refusing to pay them I revealed to my insurer that I use a dash cam. They counter-sued and gave me 50 grand to buy a new car.

I'm sure he was real proud of himself afterwards.

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>>14508809
Guys look this pussy can't even into bike!

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>>14508878

>>14508878
Implying others dont also have 4150+ lbs trucks with heavily modded 5.0 V8's...

Got over 400 ft/lbs and full time AWD in a beater 98 explorer. Good luck. Youll need it.

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>>14508977
Pic related, it's you

>>14508977
Lol okay, I'm sure that what the retard in the red dodge ram thought before the judged made his ruling.

>major intersection near my house
>left turn lanes always clogged
>blocking the leftmost straight lane
>far right is a bus stop
>light cycle makes it a short as fuck green left
>often theres a hobo standing there begging
>people giving money to hobo makes me miss light
>retards texting make people miss the light
>people who take 2 seconds to move after it turns green


this fucking street should be a double left on both sides. almost every other intersection nearby is a double left besides this street, and makes no damn sense. especially since this is the intersection of two major streets

on average it takes me 3 light cycles to move up about 10 cars. on the 4th i usually get to go

>>14509095
That sounds miserable as hell.

Seems like one of those "patience zones" that defensive driving guy kept talking about.

>>14508878
This guy may have the worst reading comprehension on /o/.

>>14509227
It's more the illegal actions and feeling above others because your fatass can't wait an extra five minutes for a cheeseburger.

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>>14507058
>winter
>rain
>states where lane splitting is illegal
>commuting in blistering heat during rush hour

I know you're tough as nails and ride on ice with studded tires but motorcycle are best enjoyed in pleasant weather for fun or occasionally riding to work to mix things up.

>>14509236
>lifted truck fag
>literacy
I think you're expecting too much out of him

>>14509274
>i'll just use my big ol' V8 truck motor
Regular truckfags usually aren't this belligerent or retarded, 99% of truck owners that act this way are lifted brodozer owners.

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>>14508878
>truck owners

Seriously you fucks get your insecurity issues sorted out before you kill someone. I know it's all internet tough guy and nobody does this but still you guys endanger enough lives as it is.

Bikes are for cucks in denial. Never get one.

>>14509733
If you're in the fucking road and properly signal then I would let you in. Driving on the shoulder to cut in line and trying to make a lane change like you described are two completely different things you dumbass

>>14509797
>this damage control

>>14508977
>>14508878
>>14509733
>Brotruck drivers aren't insecure manchildren they said

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>>14509826
>goes full retard
>"enjoy telephone pole lololol"
>gets btfo
>"b-b-but muh tiny penis"
>gets btfo again
>tries to make him seem reasonable by completely rewriting the situation with something totally legal
>gets called out on it
>"lololol u so mad"
>"lololol memes"

God you're awful

when you lift your pickup, do you automatically lose 20 IQ points?

>>14509869
>whip
>u mad
>honda driver

maybe you should close the 4chan tab

>>14509871
if you lift your pickup you never had a brain in the first place

>>14509871
Probably more than 20 tbqh

>>14509884
You're like BP in an oil spill. "WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH DAMAGE CONTROL! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!"

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>>14509892

>>14509905
Everything you have said it completely retarded.

Also, aren't you just describing everything you're doing?

>approaching intersection
>there is a red light
>a fucking red light
>the government is trying to infringe on my freedoms with its traffic suggestions
>shit my pants in rage
>blow through the light doing 80
>would have been going faster but it was nighttime in a residential zone and i was worried about the kids

>>14507058
They don't have snow where you live do they.

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>>14508276
mfw what is gas in this economy

>>14510041
>tfw when your mileage is either shit or less shit
>less shit requires either 90%+ highway driving or driving like a literal granny and idling everywhere
>it's still only a difference of like 2 MPG
>Shit mileage is what I get driving normal, driving like dagumi, driving with 800 pounds of shit in the back, etc etc
Just ain't worth it man.

>>14509876
>Big 'Ol V8 Truck

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>lifted truck driver deletes his posts

>>14510547
>Tfw I serviced my car and didn't check the thread for like two hours.
>expecting 20 posts of "not gonna reply?" "Y u so mad" "lol stupid"
>wash hands, check thread on phone
>no (You)s

Have you ever seen a brotruck fag so btfo?

>>14510547
>deleting posts at all

I thought this was 4chan, not Reddit.

>>14508628
and here I thought he meant bicycle.

>>14510986
stop shilling reddit in every goddamn thread you imbecile. Commit familcied then hang yourself

>>14511166
Goddamnit he's back.

Somebody go make a compilation of those deleted posts, I can't be bothered.

>>14511193

t. redditor

captcha city of

>>14511218
I don't even know what these memes are.

>>14510986
>>14511218
are you autistic?

>>14511218
>>14511239
Samefag plz go

>>14510986
>muh reddit boogeyman
fucking christ /tv/'s cancer has finally taken root here, hasn't it.

>>14508517
lifted truck, always a cuck

>Light on highway spends 90% of time green
>You always get that 10% red

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>>14512353
>mfw stopped on a 6 lane divided highway waiting for a traffic light which was triggered by a single car waiting to leave a gated community

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>driving at speed limit or 5 over in town
>faggot going 10 under for reasons
>finally get passed them and hit a yellow light
>they're behind you, you know they're saying shit like "oh look how far you got speedy gonzoles"
>they never realize that their holding up traffic slower than the speed limit was why that tube of cars missed the light to begin with

>>14511882
It plagues /v/ and /vg/ too, I've derailed multiple threads just by saying neutral things (read: not even positive) about it.

>>14507018
That picture...lel

>>14511882
>>14512371
Deleting posts is a pretty common thing when people lose arguments on reddit though.

>>14512369
I'll admit I get pretty hard from faggots screaming down 35 zones at 60 only to screech to a stop at the red light.