>browse /o/ at any given time >half a dozen BMW hate threads

>>14494654
Post your new BMW to shut everyone up then. Don't forget the bread.

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>BMW fans act calm and collected
AHAHHHAHAHAHAA

>>14494654
> BMW fags just acting smug as fuck and result to just calling everyone poor
FTFY OP

>>14494654

How is this possible? How has our SUPREME GENTLEMAN come back from the grave?

>>14494671
Translate pls

>>14494654

Most types of fanboys can take the punches. Relentlessly teasing each other is part of life. Some fanboy clubs take it really well actually, like miata guys and rx-7 guys. They'll make fun of themselves faster than non fans.

But fuck are BMW fanboys stuck up as hell. I love bmws but I'll be the first to say they've gotten way to heavy and expensive.

You know who else can't take their heads outta their ass? 'Murica guys. Most Bwm fanboys are the 'Murica detroit muscle only go back to EYE-RAN types of europe.

>NEW MEME
Most types of fanboys can take the punches. Relentlessly teasing each other is part of life. Some fanboy clubs take it really well actually, like miata guys and rx-7 guys. They'll make fun of themselves faster than non fans.

But fuck are BMW fanboys stuck up as hell. I love bmws but I'll be the first to say they've gotten way to heavy and expensive.

You know who else can't take their heads outta their ass? 'Murica guys. Most Bwm fanboys are the 'Murica detroit muscle only go back to EYE-RAN types of europe.

>being a brandwhore

The worst, no matter which one.

>>14494692
[driving school]

No! Not like that, Mr. Miller!! First set the indicator, then flash your lights!

>>14494654
People are mad because of sour grapes. Look at Apple threads on /g/, it's exactly the same.

>>14494698

Tru. Tru.

Here's the thing though, no one has ever matched SUPREME GENTLEMAN's brand of brandwhoring and autism.

And which brand did he brandwhore? Bmw.

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What did the BMW Instructor say /o/?

>>14494748
we need to get closer

>>14494748
something like:
"your doing it wrong! First blinker, then high beams!"
ta-da-bumss
german humour

>>14494783
>>14494794

Nahce, nahce.

>>14494748

"Der Joos in ze golf mast be pooshed by ahs or zey vill ruin ze nation"

>>14494732
>lichthupe
light-horn
interesting

>>14494748
Why are you so far from his bumper?

>>14494748
what kind of sick fuck makes a student learn in a 318ti

>>14494748
Always move over for cars wanting to pass, don't be a faggot like that guy on the vw

I've got proof that only the elite and rich can afford a BMW. These things break down harder than the WTC towers did in 9/11

>>14494982
Mine don't. Just take care of your shit, instead of trashing it.

>>14495073
But I have taken care of it. I just didn't know the autotragic was such a huge piece of shit

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>>14494748
>>14494748

>>14495134
Subtle kek.

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You guys I can be a BMW owner for pocket change, and my tax refund is coming soon.

Should I?

>>14494698
>BMW's gotten too heavy
I hate this meme
they have always been heavy
the E46 M3 curb weight was 1570kg and the 2016 F80 M3 weighs 1595kg.
But still, BMWs have always been the lightest cars in their class.

I love basically every bmw before the E60, but it seems that every car they've built from then on has had some sort of massively expensive extremely common issue. As much as I'd like to own one in theory, it's hard to rationalize buying a mid level performance car that's going to have a 3k dollar repair bill once or twice before 80k miles.

>>14495560
Cumulative 3k, twice, yes. Individual 3k, no. I did overkill preventative maintenance and "only" paid 3.5k for all of it. And that's on an M car.

>>14494939
>NEVER move over for bmw's wanting to pass, they are faggots who need to learn respect and time management
there i corrected it for you

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e36 a shitbox

but i love mine

>>14495302
Have fun spending four times that much to maintain it. E60 is the least reliable BMW ever made.

>>14495302
>You guys I can be a BMW owner for pocket change
Modern BMW owners

>>14497018
ugly as fcuk but I like that colour

>Went to beamer meet for fun
>Drove my girl's mini to fit in
>Lol dude this is a beamer meet why is THAT thing here
>open hood big BMW logo on the engine
>Woah is that an engine swap???
>multiple people start taking pictures

Are beamer idiots retards or what? In case those same idiots post here I'll explain: Mini is BMW

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>>14495576
>I'm a faggot who believes the left lane is my personal lane

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>>14497018
>green Alpina
>no gold stripes

Just no.

>>14494854
What's wrong with the 318ti?

>>14494654
>tfw kinda like bmw's
>tfw i dont care what /o/ thinks
Dont take this place too seriously, i mean ffs some of you guys unironically like miatas

>>14497506
People still like miatas?

>>14494654
>too poor to afford one?
Oh dear lord this boy thinks bmws are expensive.

Anyway it's not the cars people hate, it's the drivers. DESU I find audi drivers to be the worst. BMW drivers just dont fucking indicate. Audi drivers feel the need to be close enough to breath on you.

>>14494675
They aren't wrong though.

The worst thing about BMW fans is that they can't fathom any other car being better than their 'ultimate driving machine', even when the company made many missteps and the German reliability meme is in the gutter.

Lexus forums are generally filled with more level headed people who like their cars but also understand why someone may like a BMW or Audi or whatever.

>>14495539
E30 was a lot lighter in comparison, lightest ones were just under 1000kg.

>>14495077
>older bmw
>autotragic
well duh

>>14498149
Not that this doesn't apply to every BMW fan, but Bimmerfest/forums is full of these kinds of people.

just like there are BMW drivers that actually use their turn indicators

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>>14494654
>finance entry level model luxury
>LMAO POORFAGS MUH BIMMER

And it's never the rich bastard in an M5 either. He's too busy making a cock of himself on the road and enjoying himself in the process.

It'll be Mr. Middle Class in a leased 320i or a nigger who bought a decade-old used 3 series and ran it on the cheapest fuel.

>>14498187
>leased base model 320i
FTFY

>>14498187
Honestly Mercedes drivers are the worst. It's either an old guy that can't drive and doesn't know the speed limit or how to indicate or it's some rich bitch that had her husband buy her the car so she can tailgate everyone.

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>>14498149
about the weight, sure the E30 is like a gokart just like most cars from the 80's, no surprise there. New cars simply can not be so light because of sound insulation, all of the drivers aids and interior equipment, but for the most part - safety regulations. They completely stripped everything from the interior (AC, radio, sound insulation, seats etc) when making the E46 M3 CSL and made several lightweight and carbon parts but the car still weights 1350kgs, that's about as light weight a street legal M3 could be possibly produced.

>>14498772
Literally just got home, and there was an S550 W222 that was speeding past me earlier. When the speed limit is 55 what makes an S-Class driver think that it actually means 80?

Maybe the driver had a radar detector? Do S-Classes come with built-in radar detectors?

>>14495539
>they have always been heavy
>the E46
>a early 2000s car means always

holy shit

>>14495578
all you need to do is put in the time and attention to unshitbox them, then you have all the charm with out the problems.

Question for BMW people...

If you live on the east coast, is x-drive a must? Or, is the standard RWD with fancy traction gizmos enough?

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Unrelated to anything here really, but just going to announce that my E36 is now ded as it wont pass road inspection in the end of February. it's been a good 3 years but never again will it go sideways through wet roundabouts while the radio cuts out because of the massive amounts of water that has accumulated in the electric systems

>>14499566
No fancy traction gizmos are better than good tires. AWD is only necessary if you live in the mountains.

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making an obvious butthurt thread counts as calm and collected these days?

>>14499566
If you see plenty of snow and youre going over hills during winter time, get it. Mine was god tier even with all seasons, never felt the need for winter tires.

>>14499471
The 1993 E36 M3 weighs 1460kg's.

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>>14497081
>neue Höchst shows up to BMC club meet

>>14497091
new bmw is trash
it does not deserve to ape alpina let alone its self