Alright /o/, it's time to make a Craigslist ad. Suggest what you think the ad to end all ads should have. I'm throwing in:
>Never raced
>Will trade for 04-05 STI
>runs like a grape ape, have the slips to prove it
>AC works just needs a recharge
ran when we parked it last
>3 years ago
>>14215889
I know what i got, no low ballers, no tire kickers, cash in hand to test drive. My loss your gain $$$$$
>>14215889
>patina paint
>lady / grandma driven
>>14215889
>needs torque converter soon, easy fix, comes with new clutch kit
>9 owners from new
>original miles
Will only answer calls every other Tuesday and Saturday from 4:26pm to 5:11pm
Throw in a couple illest stickers if sold within next two days.
>>14215889
That's too obvious. Make an ad trying to sell the anal fisher car.
>Ran when parked
>I know what I've got
>>14216214
>Back seats need cleaning from blood and shit
>TEAL
PRICED UNDER LOAN VALUE
Add a paragraph at the end that just has every desirable car listed in it.
>not a toy VERY FAST
>no tire kickers
>no dreamers
>>14217088
>gumtree/ebay in a nutshell
Oh and
>No pics no texts no calls
i literally saw that today wtf
oh and a nother one
>Project almost complete could not finish due to change of direction not much needed to finish
needs like 5-10k work to even get back on the road
or this gem
>ran when parked 5 years ago
sitting rusting ni a field i shit you not a old valiant ute right
>teens next door got it going 2 years ago still runs
meanwhile its rusted to fuck
>>14216103
Kekked at this one, do it OP
>>14217088
Craigslist ad for Shitbox Escort
>TRD, GTI, Supra, 2JZ, 240SX, Drift, Race, AE86, Twincam, Mustang, Corvette, Lsx, v8, stage 3, Nismo, BMW, E96, McLaren, shitbox, VTEC, Type R
it ran when it ran
needs head gasket, $20 part
no lowballlerssssss!!11 i no wut i got