>hey dad, I've been wanting to tell you this... >It's

I have a son?

>>14125656
why couldn't you just be gay?

That's cool son. At least you like cars, unlike /o/.

That's great, your first car will be a Volkswagen. I won't have you destroying a good car with this fad, but I respect and appreciate your individuality.

Son, I think it's time we have a talk about suspension geometry.

>>14125680
As long at he isnt in a mustang or miata he is still straight enough not to be legit gay.

>>14125686
That's cool son. At least you like your steaks well done, unlike the rest of society.

>>14125701
the birds and the balljoints kek

>>14125686
>stancefags
>liking cars

>>14125656
No demon camber and you're saving to get air ride so it's functional.
I may be retarded, but we both can't get away with it.

Why is little kid calling me dad?

My shotgun is in the other room. You know what to do.