There's some smart brains here. I want my car to catch fire

Tell me were u live. I come and pour gas on ur car. Light it while u drive and I jump off. Hopefully not gas fire on me. Done.

>>14124760
literally just poke a hole in one of your coolant hoses

>>14124760

Take out a spark plug and coil, but leave the injector plugged in.

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>>14124760
Either literally retarded or trying to commit insurance fraud

Either way it's not going to work like you think

Try lighting dynamite while you drive

Cram a bunch of birds nests up against the manifold

Make your exhaust headers out of toilet paper rolls.

>>14124760

This faggot again. Kill yourself.

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You know guys we really should tell him how to destroy his car, so he gets put into rape vacation for insurance fraud

Either that or dies horribly

So, win-win

drain the coolant and go for a long drive

Custom build turbo right next to exhaust mani and just make the oil line loose with birds nest sitting on oil line.

Spray brake cleaner or wd-40 all over your engine bay and short the battery or something.

>>14124760

>hose in exhaust
>put other end inside the car
>seal all windows
>crash into brick wall at the fastest speed you can

You'le catch fire, trust me, I'm professonel

>>14124760
Are you some super-exotic-car owner that wants to commit an insurance fraud? Can I see you over the news in the coming weeks like that one guy who drove his Bugatti into a lake for insurance money?

>>14124760
i assume youre trying to make a bit of money and dont want government/insurance company to know that youre the one doing it

easiest and most convincing way would be to gently hack into the loom somewhere and find a +12V that activates with some interior switch, and is conveniently located near some flammable material (some cars have really good lining on the inside of the hood for this). Pull out the wire and anchor it in to the flammable material, then jump it to the chassis of the car, any metal part should be good. important thing is not to introduce any foreign shit into the mix, try and minimise the amount of "extra" stuff you have to put in to create a fire, it makes things more suspicious if you get investigated.

Oil leak over exhaust

>>14124760
Drive a Chevy Blazer and wait.