If you like going fast so much why don't you just buy a

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>pigfat
>slow
>meme bike

Nah I'll take something with German™ Engineering™

i know this is a bait thread but i'd love to meet the morons that do a 60 month finance for an impractical toy. I say this as the owner of 2 supersports.

>>14123015
0% financing, would rather pay upfront. What a maroon.

Why don't you just fly on a jet airplane? Or take a bullet train? Or put a GoPro on a model rocket and watch the video? Way faster than 200mph and much cheaper.

>>14123025
>put a GoPro on a model rocket and watch the video?
At that point why not suggest I watch a space shuttle fly into space?

>>14123033
Play kerbal space program

>>14123041
more like kerbal shitposting program

>>14123033
Well, if you really want to go fast, may I suggest standing on planet earth? 67,000mph, and free.

>>14123064
you forgot about the rotation of the universe bro. A cool 515,000 mph.

>>14123064
If the earth was spinning that fast there would be so much turbulence that the tree's and shit would get knocked over. It's a well known myth that the government perpetuates to make you think there is no god.

>>14123071
universe = our galaxy

derp.

>>14123076
>>14123072
>>14123071
>>14123064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwosMypQXwI
Wake up steeple.

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>>14123072
The sad thing is i do not think he is even joking, he is probably one of those retards that thinks the earth is flat in 2015.

>>14123080
Yes that is called the natural heating and cooling cycle of the earth, it has been happening for literally hundreds of millions of years and will not stop happening no matter how much people stop polluting.

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>>14123080
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>>14123100
>Everything in the visible universe is round(3D) and spins.
>Except the earth.

>>14123117
Apparently NASA is a conspiracy and everything they have ever said or done is a lie including any picture they have ever taken.

This is how the minds of religious people work.

>>14123120
Don't let the devil's lies fool you.

>>14123120
I once saw Jupiter through a big pair of binos. Saw it's moon and everything. Do you think a lizard person put a fake picture in front of the binos?

>>14123131
Of course not it was Jesus.

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>all these reddit Neil Grass Tyson/Carl Sagan worshippers popping up because of winter break
We get it, you believe in science, thanks for sharing, we're sure you're really smart.

>>14123156
I am just talking about the flat earth people and how i think that guy is one of them, they had a resurgence this year for some reason, there are literally thousands of videos that have more likes than dislikes on the youtoobes about how they think the earth is a special cookie that defies the laws of physics so it can be a floating flat disc in space among a universe of spheres.

>>14123156
>>>/x/

>>14123178
Flat earth and no spinners are different

>>14123299
Retards are retards.

>>14122925
Why do people pretend owning a bike is so cheap and only costs as much as the bike

>>14123313
Show me the proof that the earth is spinning. If it moved so fast when you jumped you would fly across the world.