Driving pet peaves I'll start: When people are stopped

>>14070603
People who can't spell the word 'peeves' and get autistic about spacing.

>>14070603
When I browse /o/ on my phone while doing 140 in a residential area, and OP is a faggot.

4 lane road, red light in distance. I back off and coast to try and roll through green. Person behind me tailgates instead of overtakes.

>Accident on the highway
>Cop blocking off ramp
>Can't fit truck through

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>Guy tailgates me for a while
>At the next stoplight, I roll back a bit before going
>Freaks out and honks his horn real loud

People driving under the speed limit. People driving the speed limit or under in the left lane.

cars that hug the line, making it risky for me to filter through them

Everyone else who has ever driven.

>Speeding up on on-ramp
>Music kicks in at perfect time
>Prius in front of me accelerates at the same rate of a 400lb man in a miata

>try to turn left into an intersection
>people keep blocking the box
>have to wait 15 minutes for 3 more light cycles until I'm able to go

People who confuse legitimate grievances with pet peeves.

Dumb cunt texting and nearly side-swiping people every 20 seconds: reasonable concern
Handbrake not your preferred side of the shifter/cupholder: pet peeve

>>14070603
>people that aren't me that are driving vehicles

I think that sums it up nicely.

>>14070707
autism

People that rev their engine at you on the other side of the road.

>4 people in my coupe
>full cooler in trunk
>full tank of gas
>try to accelerate onto interstate
>revs to 7000rpm
>notorks

>>14070707
Neglect-able mistakes in semantics:acceptable

gross punctuation errors and blatant autism:fuck off

>>14070713
dude epic
>>14070741
Completely misinterpreting the meaning of a term is different than semantics

>>14070750
Ohh he is getting defensive

/o/ is a normal board go back to /v/

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>braking easy for a red light
>someone suddenly merges in front of me while braking
>shortens my stopping distance

It's small, but fuck does it ever annoy me.

>>14070768
>Post stupid bullshit
>Get called on stupid bullshit
>HURR DURR UR DEFENSE GO BACK TO MUH BOOGEYMAN BAORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can you project any harder please.

>Passengers who interfere with everything

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>>14070770
plot twist
>it's a landscaping truck

>Car looking to pull onto road from Plaza
>Woman inside
>I'm getting too close for her to go safely
You better fucking not.
>I'm a couple tens feet away
>Watching her closely
>She fucking does it
>Slam on brakes
YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.

Nearly every fucking time I swear.
It's always a woman too.

>>14070983
>It's always a woman too.

That goes without saying.

>>14070645

hypermiling old asian ladies who slow to a crawl half a mile before a red light, even if they are so fucking slow the lights could change and be back to red again before they reach them

>>14070659

people who cant find first gear and reverse in stopped traffic, then convince themselves they meant to do it and go home to post on /o/ about how mischievous they are

>>14070603
When there are other people on the road

>>14070964
>plot twist
Ughhhhhhhhhh

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>people who sit in the left lane while obviously not going fast enough
>15 cars pass on the right, 15 more tailgating him
>still doesnt get the hint
???

>Turning left
>Waiting in intersection
>Light changes yellow
>Go to complete turn, as the law specifies
>People flip shit and almost hit me when I have the right of way
FYI here, when waiting to turn left, you pull forward into the intersection, and have the right-of way to complete the turn even when the light changes. Ensures that at least one person gets through

>>14070707
checked

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>>14070603
>People that don't straighten their wheel when they park.

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>>14071248
I'm pretty sure these people are just 100% clueless. No concept of passing lane, no idea that being passed on the right is bad, no idea traffic is backed up behind them. No impact, no idea.

>>14071248
>>14072401

Here in Colorado the left lane law is actually enforced and people get tickets.

>>14071248
On the other hand,
>daily commute includes a left exit
>going ~5 over in the left lane
>still get tailgaters

>driving down road that has a middle lane for turning
>i'm doing 35
>retard makes a left turn onto this road
>wants to use turn lane as a merge lane
> can't/ won't get up to 35 to get in front of me
>fuck you i ain't slowing down

theres plenty of room in front of me, you could get in if you just step on the gas

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>people who think they can merge into 60 MPH traffic at 35 MPH
GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT CUNT NIGGER

This happens all the time here, people refuse to get up to speed in the onramp or merge lane and try to get into traffic going half the speed.

>>14072440
>Here in Colorado the left lane law is actually enforced and people get tickets.
Ahahahahaaha
I have literally never seen a cop on I-25 south of Springs. They're on H50 but not I-25 where it matters.

People doing illogical shit just to "win" at commuting.
>in second lane from the right
>faggot in a crossover pulls up in right lane
>crosses to the lane to my left behind me without signalling
>passes me and gets into my lane without signalling
>1/4 mile later he moves into the right lane and exits.

When people do something that is just dumb. Ex: Pulling out in front of me where I have to break semi-hard. Lucky for them I pay attention, but I feel like they are going to get hit by another driver. Also, not using turn signals.

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>Driving along a highway, doing about 5 over
>Someone going slower in my lane
>Move over to the left, overtake
>Move back right leaving good space
>Either they speed up and tailgate me or overtake me and slow down again
Can happen multiple times with the same car on long trips

Or the fucks just speed match me when I go to overtake, I've gotten up to 101mph in a jeep wrangler vs a truck and trailer that was doing 45 in a 55.

>>14070603
people who feel the need to pull up a centimetre behind the car in front at the lights, and have to wait for the other car to fully pull away before moving, fucking up the traffic flow

>>14070729
I know this feel all too well. My friend has a fucking jeep Cherokee. Hes an ass

>>14070787
MY MOTHERFUCKING GF LOOKING AT HER PHONE AT INTERSECTIONS. BITCH I HOPE THAT TUMBLR POST WAS REALLY GOOD BECAUSE IT MAY BE THE LAST ONE YOU SEE

>>14073514
Ngl i love doing that, it always starts on accident but its just so fucking funny

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when people drive too slow in the 80 km/h zone and too fast in the 60 km/h zone

>>14070660
This. I din't care how fast you're driving in the left lane. If someone gets on your ass and wants to go faster, get the fuck over.

Happens to me constantly and i end up pasding people on the right going 95 in a 70. They just will NOT get over.

REEEEEEEE

>>14073867
>Cherokee
>no torque
Does he have the I4 or something? The I6 has plenty of torque for a 3000 pound vehicle.

>>14071196
I think you're exaggerating. Slowing down early for a red light can actually save time because you dint have to spend extra time accelerating again of the light turns green before you get there.

>>14072394
People who grind their tires against asphalt while sitting still because they think the wheel has to be straight when stopped.

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People during rush hour who engage an intersection when there's no room for their car on the other side.

Also women driving in general.

school zones starting at 2:30 when school finishes at 3:30.

people who cant understand how to merge
like a zipper bro. dont fucking pace me

>>14070770
I do this but on 2 lane roads
Usually because drivers around here are normies scared of going 5 over

>>14072655

left exits.

>>14070603
If some dumb nigger is texting and doesn't notice there's a red light, that space is needed for evasive action. Think, OP, think.

>>14072655
Move over unless you are a mile from,your exit.

>at light that changes too soon
>finally turns green after waiting what feels like 10 minutes
>cars in front of me slowly start accelerating
>light turns yellow
>haven't moved
>dumbfuck in front of me stops at the yellow instead of hurrying the fuck up
>get stuck on red again

>>14070603
>Driving pet peaves
When I'm forced to stop at a red light and I can see there's no traffic.

>>14070778
>resorts to shitposting

Check mate fagtron.

>>14073093
The best is when these people immediately jump into the passing lane and proceed to drive 5-10 under.

>>14074346
high school ends at 2:30 mate

>>14070983
I had an old lady pull out directly on top of me on the 3 lane highway from a T-intersection.

Literally feet not dozens of feet not yards but maybe 5 feet in front of me no chance to break so I swerve and hit the curb instead of the side of her fucking shitbox as she was still turning into the highway when she pulled out on me.

She then tried to fight it in court and actually won against her ticket because the officer gave her a slightly wrong offense something like failure to yield off a privet road when it was a public road or something.

And her insurance agent by the same name as the client called us and pretended to be our insurance agent to get more info for her case..


Fuck you Ann you shouldnt be driving you old cunt

>merging onto the highway
>several cars in the far right lane don't get over
>all other lanes are clear
Fuck Houston drivers

People who drive cars with at least 120 HP (ie anything at this point, anything before this has died out) and isn't a heavy vehicle, who get on the freeway going 45 MPH.

>>14074871
My truck has over 300HP but I cant go over 50 because gear ratios do you hate me anon?

>>14074779
When a light is 90% of time green yet you almost always get a red.

>>14072655
>only 5 over
At least you aren't going the exact posted speed

>>14074882
Tell me more of your vehicle

>>14074346
>Tfw my city recently changed ALL school zones to playground zones because "it's too confusing"
Literally nobody found it fucking confusing, and if they did they're too much of a mouthbreathing retard to drive.
Making me go 30 for a long-ass stretch past a high school in the middle of July on a Saturday is bullshit

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>>14070675
This. Every single goddamn time. Or even just on any street in which the speed limit is like, 50 or above, and I get ready to just fuckin' punch it, and some ass-clown gets in front of me and goes 40. Shit pisses me off so much.

>>14070603
when you stop at a light and it doesn't turn green after a few minutes even if their is NO FUCKING TRAFFIC AT ALL AND WORRY THE NEXT FEW WEEKS YOU'LL GET A TICKET IN THE MAIL WHEN YOU JUST GO

>>14074851
Should've fucking TBoned her old wrinkly ass. Claim disability and sue her for every penny she has on her insurance and personal property.

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"Why would you buy $small_car? What are ya gonna do when a Semi hits you?"

When you stop at a red light uphill and some oblivious idiot in an autotragic stops very close behind you and forces you to do a handbrake start because you're not a heel-toeing racer boy.

>>14076194
I usually start to sway left and right behind them, and they realize they are being asses and let me pass.

usually.

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>>14076556
well what are you going to do?

>>14070667
Maybe if you worked hard enough to afford a real car you'd not have to complain about 2 wheeler problems.

Reading this thread I keep thinking:
>God I fucking love living in Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBomsIPvW9s

>>14079718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Ak1eIyj3M

>>14074065

My XJ has 31's and I have no problem accelerating with 5 people and a bunch of shit in the back.

Cornering on the other hand.

>>14070603
Edmonton here.
>Semis and the bullshit they cause
>When your city gives no fucks about fixing potholes or roads that are used and abused and you just KNOW it's your car down at a higher rate
>Fuckboys who, when merging into crawling traffic from the right, will refuse to slow down, match speed, then smoothly merge
>Instead, they floor it, race to the front and try and force in, usually overshooting the merge lane and driving on the shoulder and without signals
>When your city takes half a fucking decade to finish a quarter of a vital ring road
>Woman drivers
>Immigrant brown drivers
>Old drivers
>Newfag drivers
>People who flick cigarette butts out the window like trailer trash
>Texting and driving
>Cyclefags
>Shitfucker pedestrians who jaywalk and expect me to stop (I don't)
>School zones
>People who tailgate motorcyclists
>Asshole bikers, usually sport bike fags in shorts and a tank top, Road Rash Walking
>Harleyfags
>Trucks and semis that spit rocks because they're TOO FUCKING CHEAP TO BUY FLAPS AND MUST WANT TO GET FUCKING SHOT OR SOMETHING
>People who drive like an old woman because there's a collage kid in a shitty Crown Vic in the right lane and nobody can tell it isn't a fucking ghost car but me, I guess
>People who try and race on the highway when you try to pass them, nigger you were doing 94km/h in a 100 zone, don't you get fucking uppity with me
>People who take a calendar year to pass someone
>Brotrucks
>Suburban white kids in mom's old Saturn they had dad install a Cherry Bomb muffler on and a Type-R sticker in the window, now he's a fucking street racer, yo!
>The 98% of this fuckheaded province who have zero winter driving skill
>Hurr, I can do 170km/h in an 80 zone in my F150 with summer tires and a body lift, I have 4x4!
>Durr, I can ride six inches off another car's bumper in a snow storm, IT'LL BE FINE
There should be some sort of mandatory winter driving course here. Not that it would help.
>And not that you get real winters down here

>>14074034
I love messing with speeder trash.
>Two lanes either way onna highway, sitting back from a semi doing 120km/h in a 110 zone
>In my mirror, see Johnny Fuckboy in his lifted brofag F-250 flying up in the left lane doing 170-180
>Pull out and sloooooooooooooooowly pass semi on the left
>Johnny is displeased, begins to weave and sway all over the lane
>Ever so slowly, we pass the semi
>Wait until he's about to try and pass me on the right
>When he does, flick my signal on, merge right and kick it up to 160 before he can follow
>Take my exit and go get a coffee
Normally I'd pass at a fairly rapid clip, but speederfag tears are delicious.

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>>14077095